#dp headcanon meme

[pransesdp]

How about Tucker's headcannon?

Headcanon A:  realistic

Carrying too big of a fur dander allergy to have a pet like a dog or cat, Tuck would settle on having his own tortoise companion once he becomes more independent in life (*at first naming him "Tucker Jr" (for obv. reasons)... until he ends up randomly finding eggs in the pen one day, prompting a quick rename of "TJ" for simplicity's sake*)

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious

While Danny definitely becomes the more bulky/"buff" one of the trio as adults, Tuck would ironically end up beating him in the height department by a good few inches (which Danny will never not be salty about whenever the three look back at old yearbook photos).

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends

Tucker was born as a preemie baby, and for many years was in & out of the hospital from how constantly sickly/accident-prone he was. Though his body eventually got strong enough that he didn't need to see the doctor as much anymore, he still carried a big fear of hospitals from then on (up until the events of S2 "Doctor's Disorders")

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own.

Becoming Amity Park's mayor was just a random fever-dream Tuck had from eating too many Nasty Burgers one night... and so inevitably he settles on a more "reasonable" aspiration in setting up his own tech shop in the far future 👍

[armorangels]

the way these two constantly had to touch/be in proximity to one another is pretty homo if you ask me

[tragediesnotspokenfor]

PLEASE THESE PICTURES. I CAAANN'TT

WHY IS MEEKS WHY IS HE 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

[cheezy-whizz]

Rip Neil Perry, you would’ve loved gay marriage and the smiths

[long-live-astronerd-ghost-king]

Ectoberhaunt 2023. Day 5. Hunt and Haunt.

~Well, here we go again, good old Ghost Hunger AU~

Description: The Ghost Zone is inherently a violent place. You can hunt or be hunted, there is no other options. However, for some reason the Halfa does not understand what is happening. And no one rushes to explain it. NB! ghost cannibalism is mentioned.

Prompt after memes

Suppose there’s a conventional division among ghosts. Some of them are potential predators capable of hunting their own kind, while others are only able to absorb the surrounding energy and therefore build up power more slowly than hunters.

So, predation is used as a method of survival in poor ectoplasm areas of the Ghost Zone, less often as a means of gaining power. Even less often hunters are created.

It is obvious that the appearance of a hunter who is the son of human ghost hunters in a haunting place without stable sources of ectolasm has caused panic in the society of the dead ones. For the newly formed ghost to have ectoblasts, fangs or ghost sense is a rarity and great luck. So the newcomer had everything and more to be a serious threat. An awful danger for the surrounding spirits…Right?

But Danny doesn’t know the specifics of his new biology ectology!

Even though he’s a hunter, he’s never had a ghost hunger. Probably because thanks to his parents he has an amazing ectoplasm concentrator in the basement. Soon everyone understands that the boy does not attack first. Those who return through the portal never report any losses at all. He does not bite or attempt to capture cores of other spirits. At first, the ghosts think it's a trap. Smart enough for a beginner. Not everyone has the tenacity to pretend to be an idiot to get close to them. But the Phantom never feeds on them. He’s…safe?

What’s more, Danny seems to think they’re a threat to the city. Which is fun and weird. Normally, there is no competition for feeding using human emotion. But the owner of the lair did not like the smell of fear in the air. Is this ghost broken?

When the ghosts who visit Amity realize that the halfa does not know that he can hunt them, rather than just guard his territory...Well, it explains a lot. Everyone agrees not to explain the situation to the boy so that the city behind the portal remains a relatively safe haven during the during a "hunting season" and other troubles in the Infinite Realms.

~~~~~

The problem arises when Phantom begins exploring the Ghost Zone. What if the other hunters make the boy stop being a freak?

In addition, more experienced ghosts may well attack the careless halfa. And Amity Park under the control of a more predatory spirit would be a terrible outcome. Most dead ones near the portal are used to the fact that the area before Wisconsin is open to travel and migration without the threat of being eaten.

All rational ghosts try to avoid the territory of hunters. If you can’t defend yourself, there’s too much risk of being a free meal. It’s much safer to settle down with spirits with similar energy levels at door clusters. If the hunter does not purposefully show up at your lair, you will have a much better chance of keeping the afterlife.

Those of the Ancients who have won their position and those of them who were created for it have become accustomed to isolation. Although all the Ancients have lost the need to eat 'cause they have absorbed enough energy, legends about their past are still be nightmares for all spirits. Just because they don’t need to eat other ones doesn’t mean they won’t. It is clear that a weaker hunter can also be hunted. No reason to risk.

Therefore, how freely and fearlessly Phantom communicates with Frostbite, Clockwork or Pandora is puzzling. Does he feel threatened at all? The Ancients find this experience refreshing. Lil communication without fear makes them feel sympathy for this youngling. Danny is always glad of their company. And the boy is not afraid to express his opinion. It is strange but...pleasant?

Their minions from time to time complain that they teach a potential enemy but it is very difficult to see a possible rival in Phantom. Danny is always in trouble. The youngster is silly and careless. Like a wet kitten that can’t even make a threatening hiss. So Ancients, to their own surprise, don't mind helping him. Why isn’t his naivety annoying?

For example, Frostbite’s trying to teach Danny hunting and tracking techniques because he thinks the little cub doesn’t know how to be what he supposed to be. Meanwhile Danny sees his attempts as a course of self-defense that he can use against ghosts who try to infiltrate his city.

~~~~~Bonus~~~~~

Some insufficiently powerful ghosts mimic predators to scare away dangerous spirits and protect themselves. Skulker is quite pleased that he managed to deceive halfa:

[olskuvallanpoe]

alternate universe where knox brings ALL the dead poets to the party, and everyone has like the worst time ever except for charlie who is living it up and annoying all the public school kids and neil and todd who both resolved to steer as far away from charlie as humanly possible for their own safety

[reggieslocket]

romance was actually invented when neil perry transformed a poorly thought gift into a flying desk set just to cheer up his best friend

[inahallucination]

yeah

[sandyemmar]

part 3 of a few funny things me and a gay person made

[strawb3rryshake]

how dps boys react to getting complimented

Based on this post i found on pinterest :D

(i skipped stick i’m sorry stick fans)

meeks getting called pretty:

- he’s probably used to it considering how much he looks like his mama and it’s definitely not the first time he’s heard this

- and he knows how to accept a compliment like a normal person

- probably still smiles a lot and thinks about it afterwards

neil getting called cute:

- also can accept compliments like a functioning member of society

- kinda just grins at you when he says thank you, he’d probably give you a nice compliment back

- moves on with his day and doesn’t really think much of it

- bet he wishes it was todd who said it tho

cameron getting called cute:

- acts like he doesn’t care about the compliment but thinks about it for hours afterwards

- he probably doesn’t get a lot of compliments so it’s a big ego boost and he spends extra time in front of the mirror the next day (much to everyone’s annoyance)

- i feel like he would have preferred “handsome” or something else instead but he’s not gonna complain

charlie getting called hot:

- you expected this answer, i expected this answer, everyone expected this answer

- he probably winks at whoever gave him the compliment or bites his lip or does something dumb and flirtatious

- he flaunts the compliment a little bit to the others but after that he doesn’t think much of it

todd getting called pretty:

- he never expects to receive compliments anyway, but to be called PRETTY? he’s dead. deceased. look at what you’ve done.

- his face turns red and he thinks about it so much after and it embarrasses him every time it pops into mind

- he’d still manage to mumble some sort of thank you once he recovers

pitts getting called cute:

- never really receives compliments, much less ones like THAT.

- stammers a lot and suddenly he doesn’t know where to put his limbs and he just feels so awkward about it (he appreciates it tho i swear)

- probably tells meeks about it but after that he doesn’t think about it too much

knox getting called hot:

- for as much of the forward, hopeless romantic type he is, this was entirely unexpected

- handsome, sure. he’d even take “cute” and be able to react normally. he wasn’t prepared for this one tho

- personal hc that he’s the type of person who can flirt but can’t handle being flirted with

[wordssricochet]

Dead Poets as Youtubers:

with no explanation how or why (feel free to drop your headcanons)

Neil Perry:

Todd Anderson:

Charlie Dalton:

Knox Overstreet:

yeah, i went a little overboard, oops

Steven Meeks:

Gerard Pitts:

Richard Cameron:

Apps/Websites used:

Picsart

FakeTube

Pinterest (for the pics)

RemoveBg (on chrome/google)

[armorangels]

the dead poets boys first time trying edibles in the cave:

todd: becomes the ultimate observer, keeping tabs on the others. quiet but content — willing to follow along with neil’s excitement

neil: EXTREMELY chatty, he puts on mini performances with the others

pitts and meeks: would lovingly try to scare and tease the guys who got too high

knox: paranoid, doesn’t like being in the cave, keeps asking if it’s obvious that he’s high

charlie: supplied said edibles

richard: didn’t show up

[radio-hour]

dps text posts part 3 because i am bored !!!!

[cheezy-whizz]

I just know he hates it when people go “I can’t hear him” or “could you speak up” when he has to present to the class

[stevenmeeksfreeamericaradio]

Dead poet society as random things I have sent as a text:

[elle-oh-ell3]

the dead poets as quotes from my friend group

(btw i’ve been in the fandom for less than a week so sorry if i’ve got any characterisations wrong)

Meeks: Red hair and pronouns? 

Charlie: Must be a Weasley 

Charlie: It says gullible on the ceiling 

Neil: Didn’t we say that to Pitts once and he actually looked up?

Meeks: We were outside. 

Todd: Please don’t die 

Neil: I will. I apologise in advance 

Neil: Fellas is it gay to buddy up with the homies

Charlie: I mean $20 is $20

Cameron: This crown doubles my hotness

Charlie: But Cameron, you can’t times anything by zero

Meeks: Do chairs have genders? No! 

Neil: According to the French they do 

Neil: I see some kid going 60 miles per hour 

Pitts: Gonna hit that mad U-turn

Neil: -they went in shirtless

*everyone only hears that part of the conversation* *chaos erupts*

Charlie: OOH I WANNA SEE

Cameron: Of course you wanna see 

Charlie: Hey, I’m straight! (ik hes bi but we’re sticking to the script of quotes here)

Cameron: That’s debatable 

Charlie: Actually, I’m questioning. So I can make these jokes