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evil-scientist · 1 day
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“Ahh Perry the Platypus you’ve finally made it!”
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“Oh right, you’re probably waiting for the trap to spring. Well I’m kinda suffering from budget cuts right now so instead of like a regular trap I had to buy this toddler car seat from Walmart. So like uh if you can just sit in it and uh, don’t forget to fasten the seat bel- yeah there you go, see it fits perfectly! Thanks Perry. Anyways-“
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norahdevore · 3 days
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MOST TRAGIC TOURNAMENT: FINAL ROUND! [ROUND 8]
ANTIGONE
VS
DR. HEINZ DOOFENSHMIRTZ
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WINNER WILL BE DECLARED TUMBLR’S MOST TRAGIC CHARACTER!
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transxfiles · 1 year
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lost phineas and ferb episode where perry is called to investigate what dr doofenshmirtz is up to because carl the intern got ahold of some intel that doof has been seen speaking to lawyers and looking up the endangered species act at internet cafes and as major monogram says, "something fishy is going on"
meanwhile phineas and ferb's subplot of "i know what we're gonna do today!" is that isabella needs her environmentalist fireside girls badge so they start researching which species are in urgent need of help in the tri-state area so that they can use new cloning and gene therapy technologies to bring at-risk animals back from extinction
(yes there is a c-plot where buford and baljeet argue the ethics of this idea, i don't have time to explain it all for you rn)
we cut back to🎵doofenshmirtz evil incorporated🎵where we see perry carefully maneuvering around doofenshmirtz's lab scared he might fall into a trap but he hasn't set off a single booby trap and it's clear something is off
he runs into doofenshmirtz and goes to kick him in the gut action movie style but doof steps back one overly confident and says, "nuh uh uh, you see perry the platypus, you are TRAPPED! by the danville section of the endangered species act of 1973!"
doof goes on to explain his tragic backstory: "you see, perry the platypus, when i was a child my parents did not show up for my own birth! but you know that already, yadda yadda yadda they did not love me and then they loved roger more, ANYways i was raised by ocelots! i had a lovely foster mother who took me in and made me one of the pride, and so you see, perry the platypus, i am still legally considered an ocelot. did you know that there are only 50 recorded ocelots still alive in the continental united states? very sad for me as a member of a near-extinct species. it would be immoral for you to hurt someone critically endangered... in fact, you have made many attempts on my life this summer"
[montage of doof's security camera footage of their battles]
"which is why i have decided to bring you... TO COURT!" we cut back to phineas and ferb's back yard where they've decided to start cloning ocelots in their kiddie pool
candace storms outside enraged and says, "phineas and ferb are you cloning ocelots in my duckie momo kiddie pool!?"
ferb's one line of the episode is "well, i guess it's more of a kitty pool, now"
candace storms away saying, "i'm going to tell mom!" and isabella turns to phineas and says, "oh, does your mom have experience in wildlife conservation?"
we cut back to the doof and perry plotline where the two are now in the danville hall of justice and we learn that doof has spent his monthly alimony check on a defense lawyer and perry turns and sees the lawyer and then vanessa helping her organize her briefcase and perry chitters at her and vanessa shrugs and says, "i'm thinking about going into legal defense. sorry perry."
the rest of the doof and perry b-plot is spent in court and perry is about to ask for a public defense lawyer when carl runs into the room and explains that he's owca's official legal defense and perry looks at him like, "uhhh is that even allowed?"
it doesn't matter because apparently the judge is out sick today but because it's danville roger's the judge now because he's the mayor and everyone loves him.
the court case continues.
meanwhile phineas and ferb have successfully cloned multiple ocelots from the original ocelot dna they had on hand and isabella asks phineas if these clones will experience health problems like premature aging, phineas casually explains that ferb figured out the problem while they were experimenting with stem cell harvesting.
back in the courtroom, doof's ocelot foster mother has been brought to the stand along with an ocelot to english translator. doof gets emotional seeing her after so long. she says that he was one of her favorite child and he was as strong a hunter as anyone else in the family. it's incredibly sweet. the jury's in tears.
meanwhile, isabella has established connections with a group in texas who are going to release the ocelots back into their natural habitat and, using the cloned ocelots to prevent inbreeding, help establish an ocelot breeding program. the group explains that they are going to send a helicopter to retrieve the cloned ocelots from danville and bring them to texas soon.
isabella gets her fireside girls badge.
candace manages to get mom to see the backyard only after the ocelots have been helicoptered off to coastal texas, their primary habitat.
mom makes it into the backyard as phineas stares wistfully over the fence and says, "if you love something, you have to let it go." candace goes, "look mom look look look!" and points at the ducky momo kiddie pool, devoid of cloned ocelots, where baljeet and buford are now chilling out, having settled their philosophical debate about the ethics of animal cloning.
back in the courtroom drama, doof looks like he's about to win when an attendant walks into the courtroom and whispers something in roger's ear.
roger looks up, grinning, and says, "good news, everyone! my attendant here has just enlightened me that ocelots are no longer considered critically endangered!"
this settles the case, with perry being decreed not guilty and the entire affair being called off. the courtroom cheers, roger walks over to doof and personally congratulates him on his species' return from the brink of extinction.
doof shouts, "curse you endangered species classification system!" at the ceiling of the danville hall of justice.
perry arrives back home just in time for mom to say, "who wants pie?"
the end.
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peebls · 8 months
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Ran a suspiciously familiar set of colors tonight 👀
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zerohirrotries · 3 months
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bet-on-me-13 · 4 months
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Danny and Cass are Dr Doof and Agent P
So! Here's a simple prompt. Danny is a small time Villain who uses his Technical Mind to build batshit crazy Inventions in an attempt to take over the "Tri-City Area" (Gotham, Bludhaven, Metropolis). Cass is the Silent Badass who is stuck having to defeat him every time.
Just imagine it!
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Danny: Ahhh, Orphan. What an unexpected surprise. And by Unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED! *slams buttom* *trap springs up around cass*
Cass: ...
Danny: Now, I bet you are wondering why I have covered all of Metropolis in Aluminum Foil. Well. IF I am to take over the Tri City Area, all three Cities must be together! So, using my Fenton-Magnet-Inator, I will pull Metropolis across the Harbor and unite all 3 cities! What do you think of that!? *turns back to cass*
Cass: *holding the dismantled trap with a bored look on her face* ...
Danny: ...Okay then, fine, whatever. It took me all day to design the perfect trap for you and you dismantled it in 5 seconds...I'm not upset...
Cass: *sheepish look* ...want to fight now...?
Danny: ...I would like that...
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And if Danny is Dr Doofenshmirtz, and Cass is Agent P, who would Phineas and Ferb be? I vote for Jon and Damian.
And Tim is Candace.
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Jon: I know what we're gonna do today!
Damian: This will be entertaining.
*5 hours later*
Tim: BRUU-UCE! Jon and Damian built a Kryptonian Flying Roller Coaster!
Bruce: I'm one of the world's greatest detectives Tim, I think I would have noticed that.
Tim: *also one of the world's greatest detectives* ...dude...
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This was just a fun thought I had at work, but I feel like it works well enough.
This could be a Romantic Cass/Danny, or just regular old Frenemies Cass/Danny, but either way I just really love the concept of Danny being a Villain and Cass being the Hero constantly sent to stop him.
(Maybe he is too competent otherwise? The other Heroes don't know why, but every time someone other than Cass tries to stop him he is suddenly Extremely Dangerous. Maybe it's a Crush?)
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pinkiemachine · 7 days
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PART 10
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Part 11 👇
part 9 👇
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Assume they have access to ikea furniture
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oakdll · 3 months
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phineas and ferb is genuinely so funny. my taste as an 8 year old was impeccable
there’s a scene in excaliferb of malifeshmirtz (doof) walking down a spiral staircase, and he tells a story that is completely nonsensical because whenever he goes behind the stairs his voice gets muffled. the first two times it’s a funny gag, but the third time he mumbles behind the staircase and exits saying “and that’s what i said because i had a gag on my mouth” and that is genuinely the funniest shit oh my god
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asteroidtroglodyte · 6 months
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Me, an ignorant fool, who has never seen even a single episode of Phineas and Ferb: Those Shippers are so silly, they’ll ship anybody together, I mean, just look at this joke blog! Dr Doofenshmirtz x Perry The Platypus? Hilarious!
Me, enlightened, not even 2 seasons into actually watching Phineas and Ferb: OH.
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i got tagged in this so many times!
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one-time-i-dreamt · 11 months
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Dr. Doofenshmirtz was trying to convince my boyfriend that he is his real dad by showing us an overedited PowerPoint presentation.
No one believed him.
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AND AFTER 256 CONTESTANTS, 24 WEEKS, AND WITH 21,549 VOTES,
WE HAVE A WINNER!
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CONGRATULATIONS, DOCTOR DOOFENSHMIRTZ!
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It is, if it wasn’t obvious, past midnight, but tomorrow I’ll answer any asks waiting and sign off this competition with a personal wrap-up message to all 2 thousand of you beautiful degenerates, and everyone else who’ve been here making this one of the craziest six months of my life. Until then, GGs all around.
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crafted-cosmos · 5 months
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A platypus?
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A crochet platypus?
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PERRY THE CROCHET PLATYPUS?!?!?
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anyways yeah I’m gonna be doof for Halloween so I needed a nemesis
I love him so much
@adhdoofenshmirtz
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toothybat · 8 months
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How has no one done this yet
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