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Heyhey! Here's to hoping you still do these :D
I wanna test the names Traitor and Daydream! (Very different vibes, I know.)
I'm testing the pronouns Drae/Draer/Draers/Draerself; Exile/Exiles/Exileself; Nuke/Nukes/Nukeself and Rot/Rots/Rotself! (Sorry if that's too many, I don't mind if you don't do all of them.)
I really like writing, Fran Bow, Minecraft, mythology and birds!
Thank you in advance! I really appreciate it.
No problem, Daydream! I try to do all the pronouns I can. And I love your names!
Traitor likes to write. That’s super fun! I wonder if drae write a lot, or what kind of stuff drae writes. Maybe it’s inspired by mythology, since that’s another interest of draers. Daydream also likes birds! Birds are so pretty.  I see a lot of cardinals, and sometimes hummingbirds, too; I wonder what kind of birds exile likes, or what exiles favorite one is. Nuke also enjoys Fran Bow. I don't know what that is, but maybe nuke could tell me about it! Minecraft is another interest of rots. Is rot more of a builder or explorer? Both are super fun! I hope Traitor has a nice day, exile gets some time to enjoy draer interest, and nuke takes care of rotself!
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Neopronouns in Action #070: The Overcoat of Arsène Lupin
This one is special, and very long. This is a version of the 1926 short story The Overcoat of Arsène Lupin by Maurice Leblanc, which up until a few days ago, did not exist in English despite being in the public domain.
A few days ago, I finished transcribing it into text from what may be the only scan of the original 1926 magazine in existence.
You can read the plain-text version that I transcribed here on the web archive, or here on tumblr, or on Itch.io.
You are 100% encouraged to copy and paste it, download it, print it out, translate it, turn it into an animation or movie or play, and share it wherever and withwhomever you want. The web archive and itch.io links include Epub downloads, which is the generic file for ebooks -- if you have a smart phone or tablet, you can download the epub and read it in free ebook apps.
You can also buy a physical copy from Lulu.com if you'd like to help me buy groceries. You can also publish it yourself!
This short story is in the public domain, which is why the person who uploaded the scan of the magazine could do so, and why I was able to transcribe the story from that scan.
It is also why I am able to rewrite it like this. Public domain means it belongs to everyone, and you can use it in any way you like -- including changing the characters' pronouns, or making them animals, or putting them in space, or literally anything you can imagine.
Alright, background info out of the way. Let's get to using the story!
This version of the short story is 8,940 words long. Let me know if you find a section I missed editing.
(Archived read-more link)
Neopronouns:
drae/drem/draer/dremself
tei/tev/telk/tevself
ty/tyl/tyr/tylself
ex/exi/exil/exiself
rot/rots/rotself
shay
Neohonorifics:
Mireir / Mrr.
Marix / Mrx.
Martix / Mtx.
Titles:
Amica (equivalent to count or countess)
Comra (equivalent to count or countess)
Other terms:
aimiel (a nonbinary spouse)
enban (equivalent to woman or man)
androgyne (equivalent to woman or man)
noblean (equivalent to lady or gentleman. pretending that the lowest common denominator between man and woman is the "an" rather than "man")
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Neopronoun examples:
drae/drem/draer/dremself
Replace he with drae
Replace him with drem
Replace his with draer
Replace himself with dremself
EX:
"He is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as he gets a fence set up around his yard so the puppy can go outside without him having to walk it. His uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting him use, since he lost his. He's going to buy toys and train the puppy himself.”
Becomes:
"Drae is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as drae gets a fence set up around draer yard so the puppy can go outside without drem having to walk it. Draer uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting drem use, since drae lost draer. Drae's going to buy toys and train the puppy dremself.”
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tei/tev/telk/tevself
Replace he with tei
Replace him with tev
Replace his with telk
Replace himself with tevself
EX:
"He is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as he gets a fence set up around his yard so the puppy can go outside without him having to walk it. His uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting him use, since he lost his. He's going to buy toys and train the puppy himself.”
Becomes:
"Tei is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as tei gets a fence set up around telk yard so the puppy can go outside without tev having to walk it. Telk uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting tev use, since tei lost telk. Tei's going to buy toys and train the puppy tevself.”
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ty/tyl/tyr/tylself
Replace he with ty
Replace him with tyl
Replace his with tyr
Replace himself with tylself
EX:
"He is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as he gets a fence set up around his yard so the puppy can go outside without him having to walk it. His uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting him use, since he lost his. He's going to buy toys and train the puppy himself.”
Becomes:
"Ty is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as ty gets a fence set up around tyr yard so the puppy can go outside without tyl having to walk it. Tyr uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting tyl use, since ty lost tyr. Ty's going to buy toys and train the puppy tylself.”
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ex/exi/exil/exiself
Replace he with ex
Replace him with exi
Replace his with exil
Replace himself with exiself
EX:
"He is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as he gets a fence set up around his yard so the puppy can go outside without him having to walk it. His uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting him use, since he lost his. He's going to buy toys and train the puppy himself.”
Becomes:
"Ex is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as ex gets a fence set up around exil yard so the puppy can go outside without exi having to walk it. Exil uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he’s letting exi use, since ex lost exil. Ex's going to buy toys and train the puppy exiself.”
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rot/rots/rotself
Replace it with rot
Replace its with rots
Replace itself with rotself
EX:
"It is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as it gets a fence set up around its yard so the puppy can go outside without it having to walk it. Its uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he's letting it use, since it lost its. It's going to buy toys and train the puppy itself."
Becomes:
"Rot is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as rot gets a fence set up around rots yard so the puppy can go outside without rot having to walk it. Rots uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he's letting rot use, since rot lost rots. Rot's going to buy toys and train the puppy rotself."
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Shay pronouns:
Replace all pronouns with shay.
"Shay is going to adopt a new puppy soon, as soon as shay gets a fence set up around shay yard so the puppy can go outside without shay having to walk it. Shay uncle is going to help set up the fence, since he has a set of power tools he's letting shay use, since shay lost shay. Shay's going to buy toys and train the puppy shay."
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The Overcoat of Arsène Lupin, neopronoun edition
Hands behind draer back, head sunk deep in the collar of draer coat, draer harsh countenance contracted in deep thought, Jean Rouxval nervously paced up and down the length of draer vast study. At the threshold the chief page, detailed to the service of of cabinet officers, awaited orders. The minister betrayed by draer short, quick steps, draer drawn brow, draer agitation, that drae was shaken by emotion which assail a strong man seldom, and only at crucial moment of draer life.
Stopping suddenly, drae said to the page in a determined voice:
“A married couple, no longer very young, will arrive presently. You will ask them to wait in the drawing-room. Shortly after I expect an androgyne, younger and alone. You will conduct thim to the yellow room. They are neither to speak nor to see each other. You understand? I am to be notified at once of their arrival.”
“Very well, sir,” said the page, and withdrew.
Jean Rouxval’s political ability lay mainly in draer tremendous energy, draer attention to detail and a determination to know a bit about everything, whether it concerned draer department or not.
Having enlisted almost at once in 1914 to avenge draer two children – both of whom had seemingly vanished from the field of battle – and the subsequent death of draer wife, the war had given drem an excessive sense of the value of discipline, authority, and duty. Affairs in which drae was concerned always discovered drem ready to undertake the most serious responsibilities and consequently found drem assuming the greatest amount of power. Drae won the esteem of draer colleagues, but they were also a bit wary lest the exaggeration of draer good qualities might not drag the cabinet into needless complications.
Drae looked at draer watch. Twenty minutes to give. Drae still had time to glance over the record of the frightful case which had caused drem so much anxiety. Just then, however, drae was interrupted by the telephone. Drae seized the receiver; the president of the council wished to speak to drem.
Drae waited what seemed an endless time. Finally the president hillself spoke. Answering, drae said:
“Yes, Rouxval speaking, Mx. President.” Drae listened, seemed annoyed, and then replied in a bitter voice:
“Certainly, Mx. President, I shall receive the detective you are sending. But don’t you think I could have obtained the necessary information? Well, of course, if you insist, my dear president, and if this Hercules Petitgris is, according to you, a specialist in criminal investigation, tei can attend the meeting I have arranged … Hello! … Hello! … Yes …. What? … My dear president. … This Petitgris may be… Really! Is it possible? Ah! Well, merely a supposition … That is-- Petitgris has all the perspicacity usually attributed to Arsène Lupin. … Yes, sir...Perfectly. … I shall wait for tev. Hello! … You are quite right, my dear Mx. President. … The case is very serious, especially since certain rumors have already begun to be circulated. … If I do not arrive at an immediate solution, and if the truth of the matter is at all what we fear, it will be a frightful scandal and a disaster for the country. … Hello! … Yes, yes, rest easy, my dear Mx. President, I shall do the impossible to succeed. I will succeed. … I must succeed.”
After a few more words, Rouxval hung up, muttering between clenched teeth:
“I must! I must! What a scandal!” Drae was considering the various paths which might lead drem to a successful solution, when drae gradually became aware that some one was near drem, some one who was not seeking to be noticed.
Drae turned draer head and was dumbfounded by what drae saw. All but next to drem stood a shabby, wretched-looking individual, a poor devil, one might say, holding their hat in their hand in the humble attitude of a beggar asking alms.
“What are you doing here? How did you get in?”
“By the door, sir. The chief page was busy parking people right and left, so I beat it straight in.”
“But who are you?”
The stranger bowed respectfully and introduced themselves:
“Hercules Petitgris – the specialist whom the president of the council just recommended to you, sir—”
“Oh, then you were listening?” Rouxval broke in peevishly.
“What would you have done in my place, sir?”
Tei was a sickly looking, pitiful object, sad-faced – telk hair, mustache, telk pinched nose, telk thin cheeks, the corners of telk mouth, all drooped pathetically.
Telk arms hung wearily in a long, greenish overcoat which seemed about to slip from his shoulders. Tei spoke in a disconsolate voice, not without care, but accenting certain words in a manner peculiar to the common people.
“I even heard you speak of me as a detective, Mireir Minister,” tei continued. “Wrong, all wrong! I am not even on the police force. I was dismissed from headquarters for ‘weak character, drunkenness and laziness.’ Those were the terms of discharge.”
Rouxval was unable to conceal draer amazement.
“I don’t understand. The president of the council has recommended you as an enban with a disconcerting ability to diagnose clearly and correctly.”
“Disconcerting, Mrr. Minister, is the right word. There are people who even believe I am Arsène Lupin, as the president was telling you. That is why some nobles consent to my services, in cases where no one has succeeded or could succeed, without looking too closely at my record or my character. Sure they say I am conceited and insolent to my employers. And then what? When one of my employers puts their foot in it and I see the point right off, haven’t I the right to tell them, have a little laugh on the side? On the level, Mrr. Minister, I have turned down money more than once just to be able to bust right out laughing. They are funny! You ought to see the faces on them.”
In that melancholy face, under the drooping mustache, the left side of telk mouth curled up in a little, silent sneer, uncovering a huge tooth – the tooth of a wild beast. It gave tev a look of sardonic joy for a moment. With a tooth like that the possessor would bite, and bite deeply.
The minister was not afraid of being bitten, but the stranger certainly did not appeal to drem, and if the president of the council had not so insistently recommended tev, Rouxval would have gotten rid of tev promptly.
“Sit down,” drae said gruffly. “I am about to question three people and have them face each other in my presence. In case you have any remarks to make, you will make them to me directly.”
“To you directly, Mrr. Minister, and in a whisper, as I always do when I always see my chief putting their foot in it.”
Rouxval frowned. In the first place, drae hated people who did not know their place – like many people of action, drae was very sensitive and keenly feared ridicule. Concerning draer efforts the phrase “putting their foot in it” seemed particularly outrageous and almost an intentional menace. But drae had already rung; the page entered. Without further delay Rouxval ordered the there people brought to drem.
Hercules Petitgris took off telk worn, green overcoat, folded it carefully and sat down.
The married couple were the first to enter. They were evidently aristocrats, and both in deep mourning; ty, still young, tall and very beautiful, with a lovely face, pale and austere, framed in graying hair; ex, slightly shorter, slim, elegant, exil mustache almost white.
Jean Rouxval addressed exi:
“The Comra de Bois-Vernay, I believe? You may refer to me with drae/drem/draer/draers/draeself pronouns, and call me sir if you need.”
“Yes, sir. My pronouns are ex/exi/exil/exiself, my husband’s are ty/tyl/tyr/tylself, refered to as marix. We received your summons, which I confess, startled us a bit. But may we hope it has no ominous portent? My husband is not very strong.”
Ex looked toward tyl with affectionate solicitude. Rouxval asked them to be seated and answered:
“I am sure everything will be suitably arranged and that Marix de Bois-Vernay will excuse the slight inconvenience I have caused tyl.”
The door opened. A person between twenty-five and thirty entered. They were of more modest mien, not very carefully dressed; their countenance, though frank and kindly, gave evidences of dissipation and weariness, confusing one’s estimate of their fair, broad-shouldered young person.
“My pronouns are drae/drem/draer/(draers)/draeself. You may refer to me as sir. You are Maxime Leriot?”
“Yes, I am. My pronouns are rot/rots/rotself.”
“You do not know these people?”
“No, sir,” answered the newcomer, looking straight at the two nobles.
“No, we do not know this person, either,” said the comra in answer to a question of Rouxval’s.
The minister smiled. “I regret that this interview should begin with a statement which I am forced to disbelieve. But that little error will right itself at the proper time. Without haste and without undue delay over nonessentials, let us begin at the beginning.”
Drae opened the records on the table, turned to Maxine Leriot and in a slightly hostile tone said:
“We shall begin with you. You were born in Dollincourt, Maine-et-Loire. Your mother was a hard-working peasant who starved herself to give you a suitable education. The mobilization of 1914 found you a private in the infantry. Four years later you were an adjutant, with the croix de guerre and five citations for bravery. After the war you reenlisted. Toward the end of 1920 you were in Verdun. Your papers gave you credit for ‘ability as an officer.’
“But, about the middle of November, in the same year, came a bolt from the blue. One night in a third-rate dance hall, after opening ten bottles of champagne, you lost your head in a senseless brawl. You were arrested. You were taken to the post. You were searched. On you were found one hundred thousand francs. Where did you get that amount of money? You were never able to explain.”
Maxine Leriot protested:
“I beg your pardon, sir, I said that I had received the money from a person who wished to remain anonymous.”
“A worthless explanation!” said the minister. “Nevertheless, an inquiry was instituted by the military authorities. It came to nothing. Six months later, after obtaining your discharge from the service, you were again the center of another scandal,. This time your bill fold contained forty thousand francs in war bonds. And concerning these, too – silence and mystery. And again no explanation as to your means of livelihood or any reason for the dissipated existence you were leading. No position, no resources to speak of, yet money flowed through your fingers as if they supply were endless.
“The special detectives assigned to your case at the time could discover nothing, and you continued from bad to worse. Chance only, or a misstep on your part, could undo you. And that is what happened. One day, beneath the Arc de Triomphe, a stranger approached a person who came there each day to pray, and said in a low voice, ‘I expect your wife’s letter to-morrow. Warn exi – otherwise—‘
“The person’s attitude was surly, rot tone snarling and menacing. The victim was frightened and quickly sought tyr motor. Must I specify that one of these persons was you, Maxime Leriot, and the other the Amica de Bois-Vernay, and only a moment ago you pretended not to know each other?”
Rouxval abruptly held up draer hand. “I beg of you, per,” he said to the comra, who was about to interrupt, “do not try to deny the evidence. The episode occurred near me, for I also go regularly to the sacred tomb each week to pray for my children. It was I who overheard the whispered threat; and it was for my own enlightenment, without knowing any of the facts which I have just related to you, that I undertook to discover who the aggressor was, and the identity of rots victim, in this too-apparently blackmailing scheme.”
The comra said nothing. Exil husband did not stir. In telk corner Hercules Petitgris nodded telk head and seemed to approve the conduct of the investigation. Jean Rouxval, who had been watching tev out of the corner of draer eye, felt reassured. The tooth was not to be seen; therefore all was well. Rouxval continued, forging additional links in draer chain of evidence.
“From the moment when circumstances placed the direction of this affair in my hands, it took quite a different turn, perhaps because I saw it in one light rather than another. Instead of Maxime Leriot, the androgyne of to-day, I immediately saw the soldier of yesterday. Rot past interested me more than rots present. Instantly, the moment I glanced at rots record, two things struck me forcibly – a name and a date: Maxime Leriot was in Verdun, and rot was there in the month of November, 1920 – that is, at the time when the anniversary of the armistice was to be celebrated and when most the solemn of ceremonies was about to take place.
“I went there and directed and inquiry on the spot, which proved neither very long nor difficult. Rots former battalion chief, whom I questioned, showed me an old order of that date over rots signature, which also struck me forcibly. It seemed the key to the situation. The leader of one of the eight funeral cars, brought from eight different points along the great field of battle and bearing the bodies of eight nameless heroes, one of which was to be the Unknown Soldier-- this leader was none other than Adjutant Leriot rotself.”
Jean Rouxval struck the desk with draer fists, straining every muscle in draer anger. Then in a muffled voice, deliberately emphasizing every word, drae said:
“You, Maxime Leriot, were in the gallery of the fort where this historic ceremony took place; you were one of the guard of honor. Your heroism, your fame in military annals, caused you to be among those chosen for a part in this ceremony, amid the tricolor flags of your country and the trophies of victory in the great mortuary chapel. You – you were there—”
Overcome by emotion, Rouxval was forced to interrupt draer vehement denunciation. It was necessary, moreover, to state facts more accurately and with less passion if the purport of draer secret thought was to be clearly understood. Hercules Petitgris continued to nod telk head approvingly, which only served to fan the flame of the minister’s ardor.
The former adjutant did not utter a sound. Like troops piercing an enemy line came Rouxval’s accusations. Hesitant, then stronger and stronger, and with greater force they had overwhelmed the foe before rot could recover rotself. The comra listened and looked anxiously at exil husband.
“Until this point in my investigation, I have only vague forebodings, no definite suspicions, no clews to lead me. I dared not understand. It was in this spirit, terrified, aghast, that I sought proofs of what I feared to know. These proofs were irrefutable. To begin: On All Saint’s Day, again the third of November, the fourth and the fifth, Adjutant Leriot, whose daily life I succeeded in reconstructing exactly, went, as soon as darkness had fallen, to an isolated inn.
“there rot met two nobles with whom rot remained in conference until dinner time. These two nobles came to the inn in an automobile from a near-by city where they stayed at a certain hotel, the name of which I secured. I then went to this hotel and asked to see the register. From the first to the eleventh of November, 1920, two guests had been there – the Comra and Amica de Bois-Vernay.”
A silence; the pallor of the amica deepened; Rouxval drew from the records two sheets of paper which drae unfolded.
“Here are two birth certificates. The one of Maxime Leriot, born in Dolincourt, Maine-et-Loire, in 1895. That is yours, Maxime Leriot. The other, Julian de Bois-Vernay, born in Dolincourt, Maine-et-Loire, in 1895. That is your offspring’s, Monsieur de Bois-Vernay. Therefore, we may say, the same birthplace, the same age – two facts granted. Here is a letter from the mayor of Dolincourt. The two children had had the same nurse. In youth they continued the friendship of their childhood. They enlisted at the same time. Again uncontestable facts.”
Rouxval went on reading from the documents as fast as drae turned the pages.
“Here is the death certificate of Julian de Bois-Vernay; died in 1916 at Verdun. Here is a copy of the burial permit for the cemetery of Douaumont. Here is an extract of the report of Adjutant Leriot, who ‘brought back from a trench running along the road to Fleury-à-Bras and near an old surgical service station, the remains, in good condition, of an unknown infantryman.’
“Finally, here is a relief map of the whole scene of action. The old service station is here, about five hundred meters from the cemetery where Julian de Bois-Vernay lay buried. I went from one to the other. I had that tomb opened – it is empty! What has become of the coffin of Julian de Bois-Vernay? Who removed it from the cemetery of Douaumont, if not you, Maxime Leriot? You, shay friend, and the friend of the Comra and Amica de Bois-Vernay!”
Each sentence Rouxval uttered lent force to the final charge which the accumulated evidence imposed. The enemy was surrounded by undeniable arguments. There remained nothing but submission.
Rouxval, coming closer to Leriot and looking at rot squarely, continued:
“This sinister venture is written on the pages of an open book. We know that the coffin of your foster shareling was first taken from Douaumont, where shay had been buried in an ordinary grave, to the trench where you were sent to secure the body of an unidentified combatant. We know that you took it there, and we know that it was this coffin which you brought to the fort at Verdun. In this we agree, I am sure. And the sequel – the choice, the supreme hour among the eight unknown—”
Again Rouxval could not go on. Drae mopped the sweat from draer brow and tried to regain draer composure. In a few moments drae managed to continue in the same muffled and anguished voice:
“I hardly dare paint that scene. The slighted doubt in that direction is blasphemy. And yet, is this not rather a certainty than a doubt? Ah, what a frightful imposture! How did you ever succeed in your infamous plan? Answer—answer me!”
Jean Rouxval questioned, but it seemed as if drae were afraid to hear the answer. Draer voice did not carry the authority which brings confession. A long silence ensued, fraught with uneasiness and anxiety. Marix de Bois-Vernay breathed the salts tyr aimiel gave tyl. Ty seemed very weak and on the verge of fainting. Maxime Leriot turned to the comra, mutely asking exil help. The comra looked toward exil wife, afraid to begin a dangerous struggle, asking exiself upon what ground ex would stand.
Then the comra arose and said:
“Mrr. Rouxval, because you have so shaped this interview, we there sit here facing you as if we were guilty. Before defending ourselves against an accusation, the meaning of which we do not yet clearly understand, we should like to know by what right you question us and by what right you demand our answers.”
“By the right, sir,” answered Rouxval, “of my great desire to suppress infamy, which, if it became public property, would injure my country inestimably.”
“If the affair is such as you have outlined it, Mrr. Minister, there is no reason to believe it will become known to the public.”
“You are wrong, comra. Under the influence of alcohol, Maxime Leriot has talked. What rot said was not understood, but various interpretations and rumors have been circulated—”
“False rumors, Mrr. Minister,” broke in De Bois-Vernay.
“That makes no difference. They must be stopped.”
“How?”
“Maxime Leriot must leave France. A position will be found for rot in southern Algeria. You will, I am sure, furnish rot with the necessary funds.”
“And ourselves, Mrr. Minister?”
“You will also leave – both you and the amica. Far from France, you will be safe from further blackmail.”
“Exile, then?”
“Yes, for a few years.”
The comra again turned to exil husband.
Notwithstanding tyr pallor and frailty, ty conveyed an impression of vitality and obstinate determination. Ty leaned forward and said firmly:
“Not a day, sir! Not for an hour will I leave Paris.”
“And why not, amica?”
“Because my child is there. In the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.”
Those few words, that explicit, frightful avowal, seemed to drop into a pit of silence, which echoed and re-echoed, syllable by syllable, a message of death and sorrow. In the amica de Bois-Vernay’s attitude there was more than an expression of an unconquerable will – there was a defiance and the calm acceptance of a challenge which ty did not seem to fear. Nothing could change the fact that tyr child lay under the Arc de Triomphe, and no power on earth could trouble shay last sleep in that tomb of glory.
Rouxval held draer head in draer hands, desperate. Until that moment drae had been able to keep, in the face of all evidence, some illusion of an impossible justification. The confession took the ground from under draer feet.
“It is really true!” drae murmured brokenly, “I did not really believe – I could not admit it even to myself – it is beyond all reason!”
The comra de Bois-Vernay, standing between the amica and Rouxval, begged tyl to sit down. Ty pushed exi aside, ready for the struggle, determined and defiant.
Only two adversaries now faced each other, implacable enemies, with the comra and Maxime Leriot mere accessories.
Scenes of such extreme nervous tension must necessarily be of short duration, when from the first each one throws every ounce of power into the grueling struggle. What further enhanced the tragedy of this duel was the calm, the intense quiet with which it was waged. Not a loud tone, no apparent anger, simple words, radiating emotion. Simple sentences, no oratory, revealing the depth of Rouxval’s amazement and horror.
“How dared you? How do you continue to live, knowing what you do? I, myself, would have borne any agony rather than permit such a deed for one of my children. It would seem to me I had brought them ill luck in their last sleep. Given them a tomb which was not rightfully theirs! Diverted to them the prayers, the tears, all the holy thoughts which flow over a loved one, dead! What an abomination! Can’t you see that?”
Drae glared at tyl, opposite drem, tense and white, and continued more aggressively:
“There are hundreds – no, thousands! -- of parents and partners who may believe that their child, their partner lies there. These bereaved people, as sorely smitten as you, with the same rights to seek consolation there – these people have been betrayed, pilfered, robbed – yes, robbed and vilely robbed!”
The amica shrank under these insults, this contempt. Ty had surely never paused a moment to consider tyr course of action in itself; certainly ty had never weighed its ethical values. Ty had reacted impulsively, moved by the bitter suffering of a parent seeking to regain a small part of the child so cruelly torn from tyl; for the rest – nothing mattered.
Murmuring, almost in a dream, ty answered:
“Julian did not rob any one. Shay is the Unknown Soldier. Shay is there in the place of the others; shay represents them all—”
Rouxval seized tyr arm. Tyr words exasperated drem. Drae thought of draer own lost ones, whose remains drae had almost found again that day of solemn burial and consecration. Now they had vanished once more in a fathomless abyss. Where now could one pray? Where find the dear ones, gone forever?
But the amica smiled, tyr face transformed by the happiness which fairly irradiated tyr whole being.
“It was circumstance which caused shay to be chosen among all the others,” ty said. “What I did, alone, would not have sufficed, if there had not been a greater will than mine in shay favor. Chance might have assigned the honor to some soldier who did not deserve it, either in their life or in their death. My Julian was worthy of the reward.”
“All were worthy!” protested Rouxval vehemently. “Even if during their life they had been the most obscure, the most odious of people, the soldier chosen by destiny became, in that instant, the equal of the greatest!”
Ty shook tyr head. Tyr eyes gleamed with a contemptuous pride. Before tyl rose the ghosts of a hundred proud ancestors and the heroic dead of tyr country acclaiming tyr Julian the chosen one, born for glory.
“This has happened for the best, sir,” ty said. “Believe in me and rest assured that I have stolen no tears, no prayers. Every person who kneels there and weeps, prays for their dead child. Does it really matter if it is my child, if they do not know it?”
“But I know it,” said Rouxval, “and they may find it out! And then what? Can you imagine what will happen – the anger, the hate, the wild scenes of unbridled fury? No crime in the would would arouse such indignation! Can’t I make you understand?”
Little by little drae was losing control of dremself. Drae despised this person. Tyr exile seemed more and more the only solution which could avert a calamity and at the same time appease draer own pain.
Without any attempt to spare tyl, drae said roughly.
“You must go, per. Your presence at that grave is an outrage to every other mourner. Go, and go now!”
“No, I will not,” ty said.
“You will; you must! With you out of the country, their wrongs will be partially righted; the soldier there will once more become the Unknown Soldier.”
“No, no, no! What you ask is impossible. I could not live away from shay. If I had to continue to live, it is only because shay is there, because I can see shay each day, speak to shay, and hear shay speak to me. Oh, you cannot understand how I feel when I stand there in the crowd! They come from every corner of France, bringing their offerings of flowers, of tears, of prayers. There are moments when I am so overwhelmed by a wave of happiness and pride that I almost forget Julian is dead. I see my child alive – alive and standing beneath that arch, smiling at me as I kneel before shay. And you dare ask me to give up all of that! It is madness. It would be like killing my beloved child a second time!”
Rouxval clenched draer hands, to restrain dremself from killing this ungovernable person. Drae knew now that ty was stronger than drae was. Driven to desperation, drae threatened:
“You force me to the worst. If you do not go – I swear – I swear that I will denounce you! I will unmask you to the whole world rather than permit this ghastly imposture to continue --”
Ty laughed mockingly.
“Denounce me? Is it possible? You will denounce me and inform the world about this imposture which causes even you to tremble?”
“Nothing, nothing can stop me!” drae cried. “I shall do my duty even if it kills me. Your trickery has made life intolerable. If you do not go, per, shay shall go – the body of your child shall be --”
Ty quivered, stricken by the brutal words. The frightful image of that poor body, torn from the tomb, roughly handled and cast into another grave, was more than ty could bear. Tears came to tyr eyes; with a cry of pain tyr hand went to tyr heart. The comra made a vain attempt to reach tyl as ty tottered and fell to the floor, unconcious.
The duel was nearing an end. Wounded to the depths, but triumphant, ty fell, not yielding a step in tyr struggle. The comra carried tyl, still unconcious, to the couch with the assistance of Leriot and Hercules Petitgris. Ty was stifling, grinding tyr teeth, still fighting in tyr coma.
“Oh, how could you, how could you hurt tyl so!” exclaimed De Bois-Vernay.
But Rouxval made no excuses for draer conduct. A temperament which drove drem to extremes, when drae had curbed draer desires too long, did not allow drem time for reflection or regret in a crisis. Drae saw red. The problem seemed to drem so hopeless drae would have stopped at nothing, however ridiculous, to solve it.
What difference did it make what drae did, as long as drae did something? It seemed as if draer revenge were already nearer, if drae could only proceed in some way. Action became a necessity. Should drae call the president of the council? The telephone! Drae seized the receiver and, as soon as the president answered, gasped out breathlessly:
“Yes, Rouxval, Mx. President. … I must speak to you immediately, in person… You’re not free? ...In half an hour? ...All right. In half an hour I shall be there. Thanks. Situation serious. ...Quick action… Yes...Later.”
The amica was being cared for by the three people. Ty was evidently subject to these attacks, as tyr aimiel had a small case of medicine from which ex quickly administered a dose. Ex took off exil overcoat, knelt beside tyl, and tended tyl in an agony of fear which all but suffocated exi, speaking to tyl constantly, as if ty could hear exi.
“It is your heart, darling, isn’t it? Your poor heart! But you are better, aren’t you? You are better – your cheeks have a little color – I know you are better. Are you, dearest?”
Amica de Bois-Vernay remained in the swoon several minutes, but at last tyr eyelids fluttered and ty slowly regained consciousness.
As soon as ty saw Rouxval ty gave a cry of distress.
“Take me away! Let us go. I cannot stay here!”
“But, dearest, be reasonable. You must rest a few minutes.”
“No, no, not a moment! We must go. I cannot stay.”
The comra begged Leriot’s aid, it was rot who carried the amica from the room, while the comra followed, completely upset, having been assisted into exil overcoat by Hercules Petitgris.
Rouxval had not stirred. One might have thought that drae had no connection whatever with the scene which had just taken place. These people, guilty of the most odious crime, were beyond draer sympathies; drae did not feel drae owed either pity or kindness to a person like the amica. With draer head pressed against the windowpane drae tried to think of a reasonable course of action. Why talk to the president of the council? Would it not be better to finish the affair and get in touch with headquarters, with the department of justice?
“Come now,” drae said to dremself, “no nonsense; a level head at any price!”
Drae decided to go as far as the president’s home; the walk there, the cool air, might calm draer overwrought nerves. Taking draer hat and stick from the stand, drae started on draer errand. To draer surprise drae found Petitgris sitting on a chair in front of the door, completely in shadow. Tei evidently had not left the study.
“Well, it’s you,” said Rouxval. “Still here?”
“Yes, Mrr. Minister, and I cannot advice you too strongly to keep me company.”
Rouxval was annoyed and about to reprove tev for telk familiarity when a second glance at the enban gave drem a sudden shock. Drae noticed that the huge tooth of the detective was clearly visible, under a curling lip. Drae could not have been more discomfited if he had seen a ghost rise in front of drem. The appearance of that tooth, long, white and pointed, the tooth of a wild animal, could only mean one thing – Rouxval was being jeered at, mocked.
“Confound it, I certainly have not put my foot in it!” said Rouxval to dremself, remembering Petitgris’ words.
Drae pulled dremself together. A cabinet minister, used to handling people and affairs of state, does not go “putting their foot in it.” Nor do they step into the pitfalls which trip the unwary. Having risen to such a position, they see clearly, and go straight to the goal. Yet the sight of that tooth troubled drem. Why – what did it mean at this time? To reassure dremself, drae blamed the detective.
“If one of us has put their foot in it, it is that scamp. This whole thing is perfectly clear; any college youth could see that,” argued the minister to dremself.
As clear as it was, however, drae answered Petitgris by asking surlily:
“What is it? I’m in a hurry. Speak up!”
“Speak up, Mireir Minister?” tei repeated. “I have nothing to say.”
“What do you mean, nothing to say? I don’t suppose you expect to sleep here?”
“Oh, no, Mrr. Minister.”
“Well then?”
“Well, I’m just waiting.”
“Waiting for what?”
“For something which is sure to happen.”
“What ‘something?’”
“Patience, a little patience, Mrr. Minister! You are certainly more interested in knowing it than I am. It won’t be long, anyway – only a few minutes—at the most about ten minutes. Yes, just about ten minutes.”
“Nothing of the sort,” cried Rouxval. “The confessions these people have made are perfectly explicit.”
“What confessions, Mrr. Minister?”
“What confessions? Why, Leriot’s, the comra’s, and the amica’s!”
“The amica’s, perhaps. But the comra confessed nothing; neither did Leriot,” said the detective.
“What are you trying to put over now?”
“I’m not trying to put anything over, Mrr. Minister; it’s a fact. You might say, the truth, the other two didn’t open their mouths. Only one person talked, and that was you, Mrr. Minister.”
Without paying any attention to Rouxval’s threatening attitude, tei continued:
“A wonderful speech, really, and I sure did appreciate it. What an orator! In the senate you would have been a riot! An ovation, publicity, and all the rest of it. Only a speech is not all that is needed. When you are trying to dig facts out of a criminal, you don’t stuff them with talk. On the contrary, you question them. You get them to gab. And then you listen. That’s the way to get to the bottom of things. If you think Veyir Petitgris was just snoozing in the corner, you can bet you made a mistake. Vr. Petitgris never took telk eye off those two codgers, especially that Bois-Vernay. And that’s why I’m telling you, Mrr. Minister, that in eight minutes some one is coming and something will happen – in seven minutes and a half.”
Rouxval was floored. Drae did not give the least credence to Petitgris’ predictions not to the special announcement that “something” was going to happen. But the enban’s tenacity held drem. And that canine tooth, which gave drem an expression at once arrogant, fierce, wicked, enigmatic--
The minister capitulated, and returned to the other end of the room, where drae gave vent to draer rage by tapping furiously on the desk with a pen handle, by nervously moving the desk appointments about, by looking at the clock and watching Petitgris out of the corner of draer eye.
The detective sat quite still, only moving once. Tei tore a sheet of paper from a pad, came to the desk, borrowed Rouxval’s own pen with an air of authority, and rapidly write a few lines. Tei folded the paper in half, put it in an envelope and slipped it under a magazine, which happened to be near the desk edge. Then tei sat down.
What did it all mean? Why did tei continue to sneer with that mysterious, abominable tooth? Three minutes. Two minutes. Rouxval, in a sudden burst of anger, jumped up and again started striding up and down the room, knocking over a chair, jostling against a table and upsetting all the bric-a-brac. This whole case was stupid. That blockhead Petitgris and telk devilish tooth had unnerved drem.
“Listen, Mrr. Minister,” mumbled the detective, holding up telk hand. “Listen!”
“Listen to what?”
“Footsteps! Listen. Some one is knocking.”
Someone was knocking. Rouxval recognized the discreet tap of the page.
“They are not alone,” asserted Petitgris.
“What do you know about it?”
“They can’t be alone, because what I told you would happen is going to happen, and it can’t happen unless some one else comes in.”
“Well, confound it, what is it that is going to happen?”
“The truth, Mrr. Minister. There are times, when the hour has struck, that nothing can prevent the truth from being known. It comes in at the window if the door is closed. But the door is so near, Mrr. Minister, you don’t want to stop me from opening it, will you, Mrr. Minister?”
Rouxval, beside dremself with rage, opened the door.
The page looked in. “Mrr. Minister, the person who left here a little while ago with exil companion is asking for exil overcoat.”
“Exil overcoat?”
“Yes, sir; the person forgot it, or rather ex got the wrong one.”
Hercules Petitgris explained:
“They are right, Mrr. Minister. I see a mistake has been made. The comra took my overcoat and left me exil. Perhaps the noblean can come in and—”
Rouxval acquiesced. The page went out, and almost immediately Martix de Bois-Vernay entered.
After the overcoats had been exchanged, the comra, having bowed to Rouxval, who carefully looked the other way, started to leave the room. On the threshold, grasping the handle of the door, ex hesitated, murmured a few words scarcely audible, stopped and re-entered the room.
“The ten minutes are up, Mrr. Minister,” whispered Petitgris. “Consequently, ‘something’ is going to happen.”
Rouxval waited. Events seemed to occur as the detective had predicted.
“What do you wish, per?” inquired the minister.
After a few minutes’ hesitation Martix de Bois-Vernay asked:
“Mireir Minister, are you really going to denounce us? The consequences would be so serious that I am taking the liberty of calling them to your attention. Think of the scandal – public clamor --”
Rouxval lost draer temper.
“Will you tell me if I can do anything else?”
“Yes you can – you should. Everything can be arranged between us two, in a perfectly legitimate way. There is no reason why we should not come to some agreement.”
“I did propose an agreement, but Marix de Bois-Vernay would not hear of it.”
“Ty would not, but I will.”
Rouxval seemed surprised. Petitgris had already made the distinction between husband and aimiel a short time before. [[HERE]]
“Explain yourself!”
The comra seemed embarrassed. Irresolute, hesitating between sentences, ex went on:
“Mrr. Minister, I love my husband beyond words – and – sometimes I am weak enough to do things – for tyl which I know are – wrong, dangerous. That is what has happened. The death of our child so completely demoralized tyl – that twice – in spite of tyr deep religious sentiment – ty tried to commit suicide. It became an obsession. In spite of my watchfulness, my every care, ty would have carried out tyr intentions. But at an opportune moment Maxime Leriot came to see me. While talking to rot about the war, my child, rots foster-shareling – the idea came to me-- to combine – the Unknown—”
Ex shrank before the decisive words. Rouxval, more and more irritated, broke in:
“We are losing time, sir, since I know the result of your machinations. And that is all that matters.”
“It is precisely because the result alone matters that I am here. Because you discovered certain preparations, you concluded too hastily, perhaps because of your apprehension, that a sacrilege had been committed. That is not so.”
Rouxval did not understand.
“It is not so? Then why didn’t you protest?”
“I could not.”
“Why?”
“My husband would have had to hear me.”
“But Marix de Bois-Vernay tylself confessed.”
“Yes, but I did not. It would have been a lie.”
“A lie! But the facts are there, per! Do you want me to reread the records, the inquiries, the proofs that the body was removed, your meeting with Leriot?”
“Again, sir, may I say that these facts show definite preparations, but not the execution of a deed?”
“That is to say?”
“That is to say that there were meetings between Maxime and ourselves, and the body was removed. But I never, never had an idea of committing an act which I, too, should consider unforgivable sacrilege. For that matter, Maxime Leriot would never have consented.”
“Your idea then—” began the minister.
“My intention was to give my husband the --”
“To give tyl?”
“To give tyl the illusion, Mrr. Minister.”
“The illusion?” repeated Rouxval mechanically, as the truth was beginning to dawn upon drem.
“Yes, sir, an illusion which might sustain tyl, give tyl a faint desire to live – and which has sustained tyl until now. Ty believes it, Mrr. Minister; ty believes it! Try to imagine what that means to tyl! Ty believes tyr child is in that sacred tomb, and that belief has kept tyl alive.”
Rouxval bowed draer head with draer hand before draer eyes. Overwhelmed by this sudden happiness, the restoration of draer shrine, drae feared they might see how disturbed drae was.
With an affectation of indifference, drae said:
“Ah, that is what happened! There was a pretense—” Drae stopped. “But how about all these proofs?”
“The proofs I took great care to accumulate, that ty might have no doubts. Ty saw all, sir; ty insisted upon being there during the entire proceedings: the removal of the body, the transfer to the funeral car. How could ty have suspected that the funeral car did not go directly to the fort of Verdun, that our poor child is buried a little way on in a country cemetery where I go, when I can, to kneel at shay grave and beg shay forgiveness – shay forgiveness for me and shay absent gen.”
Rouxval was convinced that the comra told the truth, that there was nothing in the evidence to contradict exil statement of the facts as they had actually occurred.
“And Maxime Leriot’s part in this?”
“Rot obeyed my orders.”
“How about rots actions since then?”
“Alas! The money rot received turned rots head, degraded rot. It is my one great regret. The more I gave rot, the more rot wanted; that is why rot threatened to reveal all to my husband. But rest assured, Mrr. Minister, I will answer for rot. Rot is really an honest, loyal soul, and has promised me rot will leave the country at once.”
Rouxval meditated a moment and then said:
“Are you prepared to swear to the absolute truth of your statements?”
“I am prepared to swear to anything, provided my husband learns nothing and continues in tyr belief.”
“We agree in that, per,” said the minister. “The secret shall be kept. I swear it.”
Drae took a sheet of paper and was about to ask the comra for a written statement when Hercules Petitgris leaned over and whispered to drem:
“There it is, Mireir Minister — under the magazine -- just lift it up and you’ll find it --”
“I’ll find what?”
“The statement. I drew it up a few minutes ago.”
“You knew?”
“You can just bet I knew! The comra only needs to write exil name on it.”
Rouxval, nonplused, pushed the magazine aside, snatched the paper and read:
I, the undersigned, Comra de Bois-Vernay, acknowledge that I, with the connivance of Maxime Leriot, proceeded with certain arrangements in order to impress my husband with the conviction that our child was buried under the Arc de Triomphe. But I swear on my honor that no attempt was made by me, or by the said Maxime Leriot, to fulfill these arrangements and give my poor child the honors and resting place of the Unknown Soldier.
While Rouxval remained silent, the comra, who was as astonished as the minister, slowly reread the document aloud, as if weighing each word.
“Quite right. I have nothing to add nor curtail. I should have written the same thing if I had drawn it up myself.”
Ex then affixed exil signature without further hesitation.
“Mireir Minister, I must trust you,” ex continued. “The slightest doubt on tyr part would cause the death of a gen who is guilty of nothing but too great a love for tyr child. I have your promise?”
“I have but one word to give, sir. I have given it. I shall keep it.”
Drae shook hands absent-mindedly with Martix de Bois-Vernay, accompanied exi without a word to the door, closed it, and came back to the window where again drae remained standing, with draer head pressed to the windowpane.
“So Petitgris guessed the truth!” drae mused. “In that chaos, that entanglement of fact and fancy, tei saw the narrow path which led to the truth.”
Rouxval was distressed, angry; the pleasure drae might otherwise have felt in seeing draer case in another light was singularly diminished. Behind drem drae heard a tiny chuckle, undoubtedly the detective’s manifestation of triumph. It conjured up a vision of the pointed tooth, that terrible tooth.
“Tei has the laugh on me,” thought Rouxval. “Tei has known from the beginning. Tei maliciously let me put my foot in it. Tei could have warned me and tei didn’t. What a beast!”
But draer prestige as a cabinet officer would not permit drem to remain in that humiliating position. Drae turned suddenly and taking the offensive said:
“Yes, yes, and then what? Luck was on your side! You probably discovered some clew—”
“Not a clew,” sneered Petitgris, who was not granting any favors. “What did you want clews for, anyway? Just a little bit of judgment, a grain of common sense, were all you needed.”
And with hideous good nature, tei continued:
“Come on now, Mireir Minister! That long rigmarole of yours didn’t stand up at all. It was just bunk. Contradictions, omissions, impossibilities of every kind and color. Just a rotten scenario! That the amica should have bitten, all right, but you, a minister of your rank! Honestly, do you think people juggle with corpses in real life? Have a heart!
“They make every effort to have the Unknown Soldier be an unknown soldier! Arrangements for the public, funeral cars, functionaries, generals, brigadiers, ministers; in fact, the devil and the devil’s whole crew, and are you credulous enough to believe that any little noblean with cash in their pocket can afford the luxury of making a laughingstock of the world, and of burying an everlasting concession under the Arch de Triomphe! Well, I’ve heard some good ones, but that one has ‘em all beat.”
Rouxval restrained dremself with difficulty and said:
“But the proofs—” began Rouxval.
“Those proofs – they were good enough for kids. I said to myself right away: ‘As long as the comra couldn’t possibly afford the Arc de Triomphe, what was ex cooking up with Leriot?’ Just as soon as I saw the way ex looked at the husband I got it. ‘My friend, you're a good thing. Just to help the husband along, you’re going to play a little game and make tyl believe you did the real thing. But you’re a bit weak, too, and if my boss gets good and mad and threatens you, you’re going to give in.’ There’s the whole trick, Mireir Minister! Rage and threats on your part, and little Mrx. Bois-Vernay gives in.”
“All right, well and good so far,” said Rouxval. “But you could not know ex was coming back and that ‘something,’ as you put it, was going to happen.”
“Say, listen! What about the overcoat.”
“The overcoat?”
“Great Scott! how could ex come back without it? Ex had to have some excuse to leave exil husband and to confess before the department of justice put its nose in it.”
“Well?”
“Well, when ex was leaving, I helped him on with my overcoat instead of exil. Ex was all up in the air; ex couldn’t see anything – but red. Then outside in the car, when ex saw my cast-off, ex jumped at the chance to run back here! D’ye get it? What do you think of that piece of work? I put over some better ones in my life, a couple of harder ones, but never a shrewder one. I got that without moving – a decision with hands in my pockets – and landed a punch that knocked the other fighter out. That’s some good job!”
Rouxval was silent; the cleverness, the ease with which Hercules Petitgris had handled the situation, disconcerted drem. All alone in telk corner, without interrupting the inquiry, without asking a question, and knowing nothing about the case, except what Rouxval dremself was telling, Petitgris had really conducted the examination, guided the trend of questions, thrown light on the whole case. With one little move at the right moment tei had managed to have the problem solve itself in the only way possible.
Rouxval put draer hand in draer pocket to draw out a bank note. But it went no farther. The detective sneered:
“Put it back, Mireir Minister. I’ve got mine.”
The tooth gleamed implacably. A frightful chuckle, and telk face again resumed the fierce look of a wild animal. Could one help remembering the jeering words: “when one of my employers puts their foot in it, haven’t I the right to tell them, and have a little laugh? I have turned down money more than once just to be able to bust right out laughing! Are they funny? You ought to see the faces on them!
“Don’t blame yourself too much, Mireir Minister. I’ve had worse cases. Your big mistake was to rely too much on logic, and the logic of what you see and hear isn’t worth a nickel. The real logic runs underground like some rivers, and when it does run out of sight, then you have to keep your eye on it. That was where you lost your head. Instead of going into the details of that ceremony in the fort of Verdun, you turned away! ‘I hardly dare paint the scene. The slightest doubt in that direction is blasphemy!’
“Damn it all, Mrr. Minister, that’s the time you should have gone ahead, investigated, put your whole mind to it! You would have seen there wasn’t a chance of a fraud. And what is more, Hercules Petitgris wouldn’t be laying down the law to-day to a cabinet minister in draer own study.”
Tei had risen and was putting on the worn, green overcoat. Rouxval had a strong desire to take tev by the neck and strangle tev, but – drae opened the door.
“Let us say no more about it. I shall advise the president of the service you have rendered us.”
“Oh, don’t bother!” returned the detective. “I’d rather do that myself.”
“Per!” cried Rouxval.
“Well, what, Mrr. Minister?”
Petitgris suddenly drew tevself up and seemed to change personalities under the very eyes of the minister. Tei was no longer the poor devil begging alms, but a lively, self-possessed young enban entirely at telk ease. With thumb and forefinger tei delicately removed the enormous tooth; the lines in telk face changed; the horrible grin disappeared. Tei looked cheerful and gay, but still arrogant.
Rouxval asked:
“What does this mean? Permit me to ask who are you?”
“Who I am is of no importance whatever,” tei answered. “Let us say that I am Arsène Lupin. The memory of your recent mistake will perhaps be less bitter if you connect it with the name of Arsène Lupin, rather than with that of Hercules Petitgris.”
Rouxval showed tev the door. The detective passed gracefully in front of the minister to the anteroom. In that doorway, tei said:
“Good-bye, Mireir Minister-- and a word of advice: Don’t go out of your little world again. A case of shoemaker, stick to your last. Straighten out government squabbles, help them make the laws, but – when it comes to police work leave that to the specialist.”
Tei started to go. Would he never stop talking? Tei came back and said:
“After all, you may be right – perhaps I put my foot in it. Come to think of it, what proofs have we that the comra did stop on the way, that ex did not go through with exil plot? It is quite possible, and ex did make excellent plans! Well, it’s all over my head. Good-by, Mrr. Minister.”
This time tei had nothing more to add. Tei left the anteroom.
Rouxval returned slowly to draer desk and sat down heavily. Drae was singularly troubled by the detective's last words. They were a last bite of that frightful tooth – a drop of distilled venom! Drae felt vaguely that drae would always be in doubt, that draer case would always remain a mystery. Drae knew it was absurd, but all the same – the proofs – the removal of the body – the transfer to the funeral car --
“Damn it all!” Drae cried, infuriated. “What an infernal bird tei is! If ever I lay my hands on tev again!”
But Rouxval knew that Petitgris was none other than Arsène Lupin, and Arsène Lupin was not one to be caught a second time.
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hey main tumblr. I've been normal. (Has not been)
Making ocs for the main party is super fun, especially if you like thinking a lot about the dynamics of it. Which I have! A lot!
This is Melodie! They/Them, maybe also drae/draer if I want to be obvious about them. Paper type.
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Loop doesn't know who they are...
The funniest backstory ever I have for them is like. In the Hypothetical Reason They Are A Party Member is that in the pre-game canon game, like if it was normal, is that Melodie would be an EXTREMELY missable party member. If you don't talk to a random NPC early in the game they don't pop up later to be talked to and then recruited by Siffrin. In their first appearance in the game they haven't shaved that side of their hair yet.
Their backstory goes like this. They're from the country. you know the one. it's the reason i tagged this as spoilers. They were out of the country for a brief trip in Ka Bue, probably either a study program or to help out with something else. Undecided. On the day they were to return, something... happened to the boats, and they ended up on the continent Vaugarde was in.
A very young teenager, at most, spending time wandering alone. don't think too much about it! haha! this results in them being a lil' awkward, flip flopping between too quiet and too loud in a way that causes them to move on too quick. And then they are 23 (they think), and someone with white hair and an accent kinda like their own approaches them, and... they're with some people they've seen before, they think, the saviors?
and Melodie get introduced. and they want to travel with them more. and they open up. Melodie's still quiet at times, but it's so much easier to open up when people are encouraging and don't hound you for forgetting things that are supposed to be simple. Not in a mean way, anyway.
So by the game's start, they're... a little loud, but in a nice way. Creative. A lil' rambly (a bit much, but always nice to listen to, even if the points go in a bit of circles).
Oh, and, of course, i've thought about THE PARTY DYNAMICS.
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Melodie and Mirabelle would be light novel fans together. They make silly poses together to make their lives better and to pose out what the characters are described doing. they laugh about it. They would get into discourse about their favorite characters.
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I did mention Melodie was creative, right? Melodie writes some stuff in their spare time, and as one third of the book club, Melodie sometimes is like 'i could use this in my book' and when they say it out loud without meaning to once, Odile takes interest, and now Melodie and Odile have life experiences talk that Melodie can take to adjust things in their lil projects! and also Odile can be the contstructive criticism person.
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One thing that helps Melodie out of their shell is that Bonnie is there. to vaguely remind Melodie of some people they can't remember. and be annoying with. And when everyone laughs about it, Melodie does it a lil more!! and bonnie actually does appreciate it! just... not all the way. (reminds them of their sister, too.)
... and...
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hi guys i have normal thoughts about these three in particular. many thoughts that get crushed into paste whenever i even try to describe them. Um. I can try though.
Siffrin and Melodie are like. We're similar, but different in ways that makes us seek the other out for company. Our white hair, the way we form words, the small ways we mumble. Melodie breaks out of their shell with a shout, shaking and smiling, while siffrin slides out so slowly. They sit together, and they chat about things they know the others won't get. They remind each other of things forgotten if they remember but the other forgets. they love puns. Siffrin mastered making them, Melodie mastered understanding them and laughing along!! and, of course, the slowly approaching crush that both of them have been festering but have been COMPLETELY ignoring.
Melodie and Isabeau are shopping buddies. Melodie, as a way to get out of their shell, has been getting slightly interested in fashion, and Isabeau is so, SO eager to help out! Along the way this turned into 'get them some new experiences' and 'we make each other better we think about each other all the time we'll encourage each other until our dying breaths.' Melodie started getting used to touch due to Isabeau touching them casually and shouting at him to keep their hand there, and that spreading to the others. Isabeau calls Melodie Mel, and it... hasn't quite spread to the others yet. (Melodie wonders why.) Isabeau admires Melodie for the way they subtly change and Melodie admires Isabeau for the way he has Changed and... of course... the crush they have on him. which is 100% totally unrequited, because he likes Siffrin, and they just HAD to get a crush on someone who already liked someone else!
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melodie knows odile is the one isabeau goes to for his own crush. so like, why not follow suit, right? it's not like isabeau likes them back, so it's totally fair. Odile would understand. (odile is the Sufferer)
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the most hilarious and fucked up dynamic of three people all in love with each other of all time, i think. (siffrin unaware of both crushes, melodie only aware of the isabeau one, and isabeau aware of both. melodie is also aware of isabeau's crush on siffrin. help them)
I have more I want to say, but... um... getting embarrassed so this is all for now!! um! yay!!! posts this in the tags and flees
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justdragonythings · 4 months
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Not sure if I’m dragonkin. My identity as dragonkin is sort of an off and on kind of experience. Sometimes I feel more or less dragon.
One thing is consistent tho, and it’s that I have feelings of being non-human, and impulses that are occasionally animalistic. Like biting, pouncing, and vocalizing. There’s something really primal and satisfying about projecting your voice into the sky, or rumbling deeply from your chest.
I don’t think I’m necessarily a dragon, but I’m definitely not strictly human. I think rather I hyper-fixate on dragons to the point where it’s a part of my identity, and that’s no less valid I think.
Dragonkin doesn’t always feel like a label that suits me. But when I think of dragon gender, that just sort of clicks for me. What’s my gender? Dragon. I want to express myself as a dragon does. My gender is dragon. Dragon gender. I think I like it. I can’t really explain it, but it just feels right. And it seems to be a pretty consistent experience for me that is sort of synonymous with dragonkin. Drae/Draer pronouns? Yes please! Anything that makes me feel more dragon! Awoooo~ <3
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systemotes · 1 year
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This may be niche;
But.
Here's a recent Pronoun set we are proud of. We did come up with it but unsure if something similar might already exist(which happens). The flag is the oldest dragongender based identity we could find.
If you want to use or test out these Pronouns
Draer
Drae, Draem, Draeir, Draeirs, Draeirself
Pronounced:
Dray, Dray-m, Dr-air, Dr-air-s, Dr-air-s-elf
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dragonsmybeloved · 1 year
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About me
Red/Evran | They/them, Drae/Draer | 24 | Asian American
there’s something neurodivergent about me.
Comics
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My Tags: #Mother Loves a Survivor #MLaS Comic Pages #mother-loves-a-survivor-index #dragonsmybeloved's art
Links: FR | Ko-fi | Patreon | Deviantart
⬇️ More about me below ⬇️
Hi, I’m Red, 24 year old nonbinary Asian American artist. I deliver pizza on the weekends, and I love my job! Otherwise, I am busy drawing.
I have many interests, mainly those including fictional creatures, monsters, robots, and extraterrestrials, but of course my favorite of all is anything and everything dragon related!
I have a passion for television and movies! You can see all my favorites listed below~ :]
Television Shows
Ahsoka
Another Life
Amphibia
Avatar The Last Airbender
Batman The Animated Series
Bojack Horseman
Centaur World
Fired on Mars
Gravity Falls
Inside Job
Kipo and The Age of Wonderbeasts
Parks and Recreation
Prehistoric Planet
Primal
Raised By Wolves
Scavenger’s Reign
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power
Star Wars Rebels
Star Wars The Clone Wars
Stranger Things
The Bad Batch
The Dark Crystal Age of Resistance
The Dragon Prince
The Last of Us
The Mandalorian
The Owl House
West World
Movies
Alien Anthology
Arrival
Brother Bear
Cloverfield
Dinosaur
Enemy Mine
Godzilla (all of them)
Guardians of The Galaxy Trilogy
How to Train Your Dragon Trilogy
Lilo and Stitch
My Father’s Dragon
Planet of The Apes
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
Star Wars (prequels)
The Bad Guys
The Dark Crystal
The Emperor’s New Groove
The Good Dinosaur
The Hobbit Trilogy (Bagginshield my beloved)
The Lion King (I and II)
The Lord of The Rings Trilogy
The Road to El Dorado
The Sea Beast
A Quiet Place
Zootopia
10 Cloverfield Lane
Books/Audiobooks
Animal Farm
Caves of Steel
Foundation Series
I, Robot
Robots of The Dawn
The Naked Sun
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moondragon618 · 1 year
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I should probably make an intro post huh
Well here it is ig lol
You can call me Moon or Moondra, and Luna or Lunar is okay too :) My pronouns are they/them, it/its, she/her, + multiple neos which I'll list here:
xey/xem/xeir/xeirs/xemself (this one works like they/them, eg. xey are/xey're)
lun/lunar/lunars/lunarself
moon/moons/moonself
dre/dream/dreams/dreamself
sh:)/h:)r/h:)rs/h:)rself
drae/draer/draers/draerself (this one works more like she/her, eg. That's draer cat, That cat is draers)
dra/dragon/dragons/dragonself
🌙/🌙s/🌙self
🐉/🐉s/🐉self
Feel free to use any of these, and also feel free to ask me about how to use the neos if you're confused :)
I am bi and questioning if I'm aroace-spec, and I'm a genderfluid enby- more specifically I'm fluid between any combination of feminine aligned, neutral/androgynous aligned, and an assortment of xenogenders lol :) I'm fine with any gender-neutral terms and pretty much all gendered terms outside of male/female and woman/man, though I do prefer gendered terms to be used in a lighthearted/joking way rather than seriously lol <3
I'm also (self-diagnosed) ADHD + Autistic and have social anxiety- be warned I'm often very slow to answer asks/reblogs/DMs/etc and that's probably why lmao
I'm currently a dsmp/c!primeboys enjoyer as you've probably noticed lol but my other interests include Gravity Falls, The Owl House, Undertale/Deltarune, the MCU (specifically Irondad lol), Markiplier/Unus Annus, and the Legend of Spyro trilogy (my first fandom <3)
I am also fictionkin- my c!Dream kin tag is ad infinitum :) and my Protegeinnit kin tag is everlasting daydream ❤️
I tag all of my c!primeboys posts with c!prime thoughts so they're easier to find bc I reblog a lot and post rarely lol
Here's a link to my Ao3 and here's my writing tag which has all my fics + me talking about my writing lol
Some AU tags I use sometimes:
Immortal c!Prime (also includes Divine c!Prime where c!Dream becomes a god and makes c!Tommy into an angel)
Shapeshifter c!Dream AU (exactly what it sounds like lol)
Hybrid c!Prime AU (in which c!Dream in an ender dragon hybrid and c!Tommy is a cardinal avian)
Reblogs from my c!Prime RP blogs (@haver-of-wives and @your-eternal-nightmare) will be tagged with rp c!Prime :)
My reblogs will all be fandom tagged except for non-fandom stuff which will just be untagged.
And just to be very clear about this due to Certain Recent Events: I absolutely Do Not support cc!dream in any way.
I enjoy c!Dream strictly as a fictional character. I completely understand if others personally find c!Dream posting uncomfortable and if that's you, then you might want to block me. If you harass me over this, or for not supporting cc!dream, or any other reason lol, enjoy getting blocked on sight <3
As for a DNI, I don't really care as long as you're not on some terf shit, generally just hateful and/or bigoted, super NSFW, or shipping incest or adult/minor ships (p*ppytwit/blr this means you too stay tf away from me istg). Also cc!dream stans will be blocked on sight, and c!Dream apologists I Do Not fucking trust you lmaooo
Oh also I tend to avoid discourse posting but if I do it will be tagged as such. I try to tag for triggering content as well and feel free to let me know if I should tag something. (also be warned that I occasionally forget to tag if I'm doing some late night reblogging and really tired lol. I usually notice it and fix it the next day though)
And don't be alarmed if I suddenly switch fandoms at some point that just kind of happens sometimes lmao
Anyway that is all and welcome to my deranged fandom blog <3
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HERO NAME: The Blazing Zephyr
CIVILIAN NAME: [REDACTED]
PRONOUNS: drae/draer/draer/draers/draerself, wyr/wyrn/wyrns/wyrns/wyrnself, ast/astra/astra/astras/astraself
POWERS:
Weather: Can control the wind, and uses this to fly and knock people over. .Also can create huge thunderstorms, but uses this less often as it is a high fe energy drain. Will hit people with lightning bolts while doing this.
Fire: Can create purple fire. It's just normal fire, but purple. You can definitely tell who did it when things are on purple fire.
Superspeed: Possibly tied to the wind powers, but is capable of running inhumanly fast. Not so fast you can't see draer, but too fast to catch, for sure.
GUILD/AFFILIATION: Vigilante. Doing this to help people, and maybe have a bit of fun along the way. Not too fond of rules.
CONNECTION: Generally pretty friendly with the other vigilantes, but isn't truly close with any of them. Will work with heroes or villains if it's helpful to wyrn. Nothing is known about draer civilian connections.
WHY YOU'RE HERE: It's fun to hang out with other superpowered people it a situation that isn't fighting. You gotta relax sometimes, y'know.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: Quite tall, and lanky. Shirt scruffy dark purple hair. May or may not be dyed. Has a mask that looks like a dragon skull, and long swishing purple cape with star on it, with gold claps. Wears an old pair of running shoes, but not inside the speakeasy, as ast claims to not like shoes.
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Enjoys talking a lot. Has almost said something drae shouldn't several times. Quite high energy and can get quite loud when excited. Also, when excited or angry, hair catches on fire.
-dragon
welcome to the secret swords speakeasy! it’s nice to see you here, zephyr! be careful with the hair, though!
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can i have some dragon/fire related pronouns (for an oc) and some glitch/tech/clock related pronouns (for myself)? preferably no emojis
thanks!
drae/draer
dragon/dragons
dra/gon/dragon/dragons/dragonself
wyv/wyvern/wyvern/wyverns/wyvernself
dra/drake/drake/drakes/drakeself
ser/pent/serpent/serpents/serpantself
fir/fire/fire/fires/fireself
fla/flame/flame/flames/flameself
el/elem/element/elements/elementself
tal/talon/talon/talons/talonself
scale/scale/scale/scales/scaleself
lair/lair/lair/lairs/lairself
trea/sure/treasure/treasures/treasureself
burn/burns
candle/candles
fi/fire
fie/fire
fla/flame
flame/flame
gli/glitch
ai/ais/aiself (AI)
byte/byte
ci/ciph/cipher
cli/click or click/clicks
co/code
cor/cord
data/data
error/error
pi/ping
pix/pixel
sol/solar
spar/spark or spark/sparks
static/staticself
tick/tock
vid/vid
www./www.
zap/zaps
time/times
clo/clock
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warpedvoxel · 1 year
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A pinned post? In my PC? It’s more likely than you think!
MOSTLY MOVED TO PILLOWFORT, FOLLOW ME THERE IF YOU WANT TO FOLLOW ME
Hi, I’m a dragon and an enderman (otherkin)! You can call me ᚡᛟᚲᛊᛚ (Voxel). My pronouns are it/its and drae/draem/draer/draeself. I also accept any other neopronouns.
Enjoyer of Minecraft, Generation Loss, Ranboo, Slimecicle.
Been watching Wilbur Soot since SootHouse.
Massive spoiler warning for Generation Loss for this entire blog!!!
gaying my aroace
transing my gender and my species
Here are some links:
Website
My Generation Loss playlist
My Genloss animation playlist
Otherkin Wiki
Download Firefox
Prism Launcher for Minecraft: Java Edition
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mixdropd-moved · 2 years
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drem yol lok fahdoni!! i hope you’re doing alright :[
saw your tags about sending requests for gender coining or pronoun lists.. i’ve complained about the lack of a dovahgender before (and can easily give ideas for a flag! pc not set up yet so i can’t quite do it myself)
mainly i’m curious if you have any dragon/wyvern related pronouns you could suggest me?
I am doing much better now, thank you, Alduin! /g (^_@)
Related to the flag, I would be glad to help with that! Feel free to send me your ideas and I can do my best to put them together! As for the pronouns, just take a peek under the cut!
drae/draer/draers/draerself
dra/drake/drakes/drakeself
ser/serpent/serpents/serpentself
ko/kon/kons/konself
le/lev/levs/levself
vi/vip/vips/vipself
tal/talon/talons/talonself
claw/claw/claws/clawself
fa/fang/fangs/fangself
spi/spike/spikes/spikeself
sca/scale/scale/scaleself
shield/shield/shields/shieldself
blo/blood/bloods/bloodself
trea/treasure/treasures/treasureself
trin/trinket/trinkets/trinketself
gol/gold/golds/goldself
sil/silver/silvers/silverself
shi/shine/shines/shineself
jewel/jewel/jewels/jewelself
ge/gem/gems/gemself
ru/ruby/rubies/rubyself
sa/sapphire/sapphires/sapphireself
em/emerald/emeralds/emeraldself
di/diamond/diamonds/diamondself
fla/flame/flames/flameself
fla/flare/flares/flareself
burn/burn/burns/burnself
dew/dew/dews/dewself
sea/sea/seas/seaself
sto/storm/storms/stormself
sha/shadow/shadows/shadowself
da/dark/darks/darkself
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soldiertransgender · 1 year
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drae/draer/draerself
holy shit/ pos
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pixxyofice · 4 months
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What if I gave myself drae/draer pronouns
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pronouns related to horror, creepy, scary themes? or more pronouns like my gut/guts and sl/slice ones?
~ʚ♡ɞ ; it's all under the cut!!
~ʚ♡ɞ ; Normative neopronouns ; ce/cem/cer/cers/cemself ce/cem/hir/hirs/hirself hae/haer/haer/haers/haerself
~ʚ♡ɞ ; General neopronouns ; bloo/blood/blood/bloods/bloodself bo/bon/bons/bons/boneself cor/corpse/cors/corpses/corpself gri/grim/grime/grime/grimeself gro/gore/gross/gross/goreself gro/gro/gross/gross/grosself gut/gut/guts/guts/gutself haun/haunt/hauns/haunts/hauntself hell/hound/hells/hounds/houndself hell/hund/hells/hunds/hundself he/hex/hexes/hexes/hexeself nyc/nycto/nyctos/nyctos/nyctoself rake/rake/rakes/rake’s/rakeself rot/rot/rots/rots/rotself sin/sin/sins/sins/sinself ske/skel/skels/skels/skeleself slud/sludge/sludges/sludges/sludgeself wrai/wraith/wrair/wrairs/wraithself wurm/wurm/wur/wurs/wurmself wy/wyr/wyrm/wyrm/wyrmself wy/wy/wyv/wyv/wyvself drae/drae/draer/draers/draerself ad/adren/adrenalines/adrenaline's/adrenalinself que/queas/queasy/queasys/queasy's/queasyself shot/shot/shots/shot's/shotself syr/syringe/syringes/syringe's/syringeself steth/stethoscope/stethoscopes/stethoscope's/stethoscopeself scal/scalpel/scalpels/scalpel's/scalpelself sick/sick/sicknesses/sickness's/sicknessself blood/shed/bloodsheds/bloodshed's/bloodshedself butch/butcher/butchers/butcher's/butcherself carn/carnage/carnages/carnage's/carnageself grue/gruesome/gruesomes/gruesome's/gruesomeself ga/gash/gashs/gash's/gashself mo/morbid/morbids/morbid's/morbidself pier/pierce/pierces/pierce's/pierceself blee/bleed/bleeds/bleed's/bleedself
~ʚ♡ɞ ; Color neopronouns ; cri/crim/cris/crims/crimsonself red/red/reds/reds/redself reh/re/rez/rez/redself
~ʚ♡ɞ ; Emojiself Pronouns ; 🥩/🥩/🥩s/🥩s/🥩self 🩸/🩸/🩸s/🩸s/🩸self 💉/💉/💉s/💉s/💉self 🩹/🩹/🩹s/🩹s/🩹self 💊/💊/💊s/💊s/💊self ⚰/⚰/⚰s/⚰s/⚰self 🕯/🕯/🕯s/🕯s/🕯self 💢/💢/💢s/💢s/💢self ☢/☢/☢s/☢s/☢self ☣/☣/☣s/☣s/☣self ⚠/⚠/⚠s/⚠s/⚠self ❗/❗/❗s/❗s/❗self ❓/❓/❓s❓/❓s/❓self 💀/💀/💀s/💀s/💀self
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K.O. from OK K.O.! Let’s Be Heroes is a transmasculine nonbinary person who uses they/them, pow/pows, he/him, and xe/xem pronouns, and they’re best friends with Enid Mettle, an aromantic demisexual canonically bisexual transfeminine musigender demigirl, and Radicles X, an arospec pansexual arcadegender genderfaun person! The three are enemies with Lord Boxman, a canonically pansexual trans man who uses he/him pronouns, and his husband Professor Venomous, a canonically bisexual genderfaun trans man who uses he/him, they/them, xae/xaer, ve/ven, drae/draer, ne/nym, and se/syr pronouns!
dni transcript here
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everypronoun · 3 years
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Do you have any dragon-related pronouns?
yeah here's a whole bunch!
daey/daem/daes/daemself
dra/drac/drac/drax/dracoself
dra/drac/dracs/dracself
dra/drag/drago/dragoself
drag/drags/dragself
dra/drak/drakself
dra/drake/dras/dras/draself or drakeself
drae/draer/draerself
drae/drago/dragoself
dragon/dragons/dragonself
scale/scales/scaleself
also:
dra/gon/fruits/fruits/dragonself
fire-related pronouns
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