Crystal Evans ~~ soylabarbie
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Tim the Drag Queen
Tim, contrary to the popular belief, has a lot of time to himself. He has a a schedule and he tried to fill his schedule with all possible thing, because or else he will overthink and he hates overthinking.
CW: Crossdressing
6:00 - wake up
6:10 - quick shower
6:20 - morning skin routine
6:35 - breakfast
7:00 - morning paper
7:30 - quick cardio
8:15 - dressed up
8:30 - go to WE
9:00 - meet Tam
1:00 - lunch
2:30 - paperworks
5:00 - go home
5:30 - dinner
6:00 - nap
9:00 - case reading
11:00 - patrol
2:00 - clean up/ night skin care routine
2:30 - sleep
Now imagine that if he got a monthly benched for a week because he just don't come at manor and everyone likes to think that he is not taking care of himself.
Like hmm???
He is pretty sure that he is the most healthy person in that place. He is the only one that has a skin care routine, eats proper diet and have a 9-5 job!
Well he doesn't have any thing to do to fill out of his 21:00 to 2:00. Sometimes he just wants to put Bruce between two bread and call him an idiot sandwich. But he won't do that because he is a good person.
But he found a such a beautiful little thing. So every time he got his monthly benched, the Fridays he go to the Metropolis clubs as a beautiful drag queen.
Yes, drag queen. Being a drag queen makes him feels so pretty, sure he got a little bit annoyed and irritated about the Caroline Hill, but when he got up to be such a self-centred attention-seeking Donna Bella, a drag queen with a thing with royalty, finesse and chaos but in an elegant way, he feels so powerful.
Being in drag means gaves him anonymity and he just looooove the attention everyone gave him. It heals his inner child in some sort of ways. Being so chaotic and no one will ever say anything about him, it such a fresh air to him ever since he was a kid, everything he does just gained nothing but judgement.
With his sharp pure red madness of eye makeup with a black contour, the bloody crimson hair, his tight bodysuit and lace stockings and his 8 inch platform heels, he feels unstoppable and on the top of the world. No one can find his safe little haven here.
He does his show like a proud queen that he is, he does splits, backbending, backflips, voguing and more. He did it like it was his last show. No regrets.
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I was sad, but a drag queen lent me her violin for a while, and I started playing it. I got quite good at it despite the fact that I didn’t really know exactly what I was doing, until I played it a little too hard and it broke. I cried, until she later came up to me and comforted me, saying something like, “All that matters is that you played,” and then I woke up.
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I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.
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I think a lot of people on this website would benefit from hearing that back in 2011 when I was a part of my college's pride group, I was friends with a gay cis male drag queen whose roommate was a lesbian. They had sex with each other often, but it didn't stop my friend from identifying as a gay guy, nor did it stop their roommate from being a lesbian. Neither of them identified as bisexual. This kind of stuff happens between queer people of "conflicting" identities all the time, it's nothing new. There aren't any rules
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As a sapphic I’ve always loved drag queens, and I feel like so many sapphics feel a kind of kinship with them. I think it’s because queer women and drag queens both understand that femininity and womanhood are a performance.
Queer women often express our femininity in ways that are “exaggerated” or “unusual”… like drag queens. To us “girl” is a costume we can put on and take off… like drag queens. Queer women love drag queens because they understand how so much of womanhood is just performance.
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Drag is art, stop the bans.
Illustration of a drag king cat, and a drag queen cat. Text reads, ‘stop drag bans’
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