#drarry quotes

[cheridraco]

draco: can you like fuck the sad out of me

harry: how about you share what's upsetting you instead

[bagerfluff]

*Harry is crying after a breakup*

Draco: There there, Potter.

Harry: *still crying* Thanks, but how did you get into my dorm?

Draco: Great question—

[mxlfoydraco]

i hereby refuse draco to be described as anything else ever

if it takes all night by @tackytigerfic

[dracoo-malf0y]

Keeping Up with the Malfoys S2 E7

Harry: *jumps out the window*

Harry: *lands on his ass*

Harry: *runs away*

At Malfoy Manor

Harry: *bursts into Draco's bedroom*

Draco: *kissing a picture of Harry*

Draco: *looks at him and hides the picture* "God, what are you doing here, Pottah?!"

Harry: "I've got to tell you something..."

[threadingfate7]

Harry wanted to tell Draco that of course it was nothing. It was nothing compared to how heavily Harry felt for Draco. How everything bad that had happened always flinched when confronted with how much love Harry had inside of him for the man in front of him. How it was hard, because of course it was, but it was harder to see Draco suffering, and no amount of lost sleep and heartache was going to change that. How compared to the countless I love yous Harry didn’t say, of course it felt like nothing. - Telling the Bees by Cibee (westerncibee)

[sitp-recs]

“Draco put him on his stomach and opened him up with his fingers and wandless magic and fucked into him painfully slowly, an inch at a time, covering him completely, pinning his wrists to the mattress and biting the back of his neck and panting against his ear, “Never letting you out of my sight again, you miraculous git – ” while Harry clutched the pillows and moaned and just took it, just let Draco bloody Malfoy handle him and put his cock in him and fuck him in ferocious, obliterating strokes, not even arguing when Draco got an arm around his neck and hauled him up and called him, “Mine, you’re mine, Harry – next time you run off to die for some stupid righteous cause I’ll kill you myself,” because actually he was right, of course he was right, who the hell else would Harry ever belong to.”

I was just re-reading spqr’s the earth from a distance for my next @hprecfest post and felt the urge to share the bit that has been living rent free in my head since this was posted

[citrusses]

“I did plenty of things!” Draco said indignantly. “But I was a child, I didn’t really, I was a child and a gentleman - and then sixth year was so--” He stopped, licked his lips, then laughed a little bitterly. “I didn’t have much of a sex drive that year, sorry to tell you, what between trying to figure out how to kill the most powerful wizard of our age and trying to stop the other most powerful wizard killing my family, I didn’t quite get round to the heights of sex stardom you so clearly climbed.”

“Right. So when did you--” He laughed, feeling ridiculous, and shook his head. “Come on, Malfoy,” he said, clasping his hands under his chin and fluttering his eyelashes, “tell me about your first time.”

Draco looked at him for a moment, unreadable, and then rolled his eyes. “Not much to tell,” he said. “You were there. Speccy git in the rain. Bit hard on the knees. Not bad, not great.”

Such Great Heights by aideomai (E, 93k)

[cesartown]

Harry: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment!

Draco: Yeah! Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly!

[deku-kachan]

*Post- Hogwarts War/Eighth Year*

Harry subtle as a troll Potter: Malfoy's late.

Hermoine absolutely done with this idiot Granger: Oh for Merlin's sake!

Harry, raising his hands defensively: What?! I'm just saying!

Hermoine, packing her things: I can not do this ANOTHER year!

Ron clueless as heck Weasley: You're skipping class? Bloody hell!

Hermoine, already at the door: Until Harry snogs the shit out of Malfoy, this is how it will be.

Ron, choking on air: WHAT?!

Harry, blushing like an idiot: WHAT?!

[drarryficquotes]

Harry was really fit and Draco had eyes. Extremely gay eyes.

Lovesick by shushu_yaoi_lj

[frenchdrarry]

Harry : PUTAIN DRACO ÇA TE TUERAIT DE REMPLIR LA BOUTEILLE D’EAU AVANT DE LA REMETTRE AU FRIGO QUAND ELLE EST PRESQUE VIDE ?!

Draco : Oulah. Pourrait-on au moins commencer cette matinée par un bonjour ?

Harry : Bonjour. POURQUOI TU METS DES BOUTEILLES PRESQUE VIDE DANS LE FRIGO ESPÈCE DE GIGANTESQUE MERDE AMBULANTE ?!

Draco : JE-OH, MERLIN TOUT PUISSANT ! REGARDE !

Harry : Hein ?

Draco : *prend la fuite*

[cheridraco]

harry: can I tell you something? don't freak out

draco: what makes you think I would freak out

harry: I love you

draco: I'm freaking out

[bagerfluff]

Adventures with Draco Malfoy

[mxlfoydraco]

@saxamophone the dynamic… you get it, get it

where all the veins meet

[dracoo-malf0y]

Keeping Up With The Malfoys E10 SEASON FINALE

McGonagall: DRACO MALFOY! HARRY POTTER!

Draco, jumping away from Harry: What?

McGonagall: WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Harry: In my defense… I was just enjoying it. I didn't take part.

McGonagall: Both of you. To Professor Dumbledore's office.

Draco: Ugh

At Malfoy Manor

Narcissa: Shit, shit, shit. SHIT! HOW COULD YOU LET HIM ESCAPE?!

Lucius: Why did you leave me in charge of him?!

Narcissa: fair point.

Lucius: Anyways, what did Snape tell you and the Mudblood?

Narcissa: Well…

Flashback

Snape: Take a seat and I'll tell you about it.

Snape: So… you want to know about your son's behaviour in classes… with… Potter.

Hermione: Yes.

Snape: No one asked you.

Narcissa: Severus. be polite.

Snape, rolling his eyes: His eyes are always on Potter. One time he sent Potter an origami bird, and instead of throwing it to him, he sent it by blowing a kiss!

Narcissa: This seems to be really serious.

Snape: If you want to help their cases, the best I can say is that they… kiss.

Hermione: WHAT?

Snape: I can kill them if you want.

Narcissa: So we have to get them to kiss and they might calm down after that?

Snape: Yup

Currently

Lucius: I am NOT having my son kiss Harry Potter.

Narcissa, pulling out her wand: Too late. *Grabs Lucius's arm and turns on the spot*

At Hogwarts

Lucius: I never authorised that Apparition!

Narcissa, scoffing: Like I give a damn.

Lucius: They'll probably be in Dumbledore's office. No doubt a teacher has caught them.

Narcissa: Right.

At Dumbledore's office

Dumbledore: It has come to my notice, boys, that –

Narcissa: Hullo.

Lucius: Can we just get this over with?

McGonagall: What are you two doing here?

Draco: Yeah, what the hell are you doing here?

Narcissa: Draco and Harry have to come with –

Dumbledore: I'm afraid I can't do that. They were caught doing some things that even I cannot explain. So they'll have to sta–

Snape: Albus. Let them go. Malfoy is in my house, so it's fair I handle this.

Harry and Draco stand and go with Snape.

Narcissa, passing Snape and taking Harry and Draco to an empty classroom: Thanks.

Narcissa: So… Draco, you know how you've kept talking about Potter, well–

Lucius, pushing Narcissa to the side: Oh, just kiss already.

Lucius: *pushes Draco and Harry's heads together and they kiss.*

Lucius: You're welcome.

Narrator: What happened after the kiss? Did Draco and Harry's obsessions stop or did they become even stronger after they kissed? Find out in Season 2 of Keeping Up With The Malfoys. (Bit of a cliffhanger, right? 😉)

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