#dream daddy saul

[saulgoodmanswife]

Hear me out.

WHY IS SAUL GOODMAN SO ENERGETIC AND ATTRACTIVE HE JUST HAS THAT ENERGY I CAN'T EXPLAIN LIKE AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO JUST HUG HIM WHEN HE IS ON HIS KNEES AN PRESS HIS HEAD AGAINST MY CHEST AND JUST LET HIS TEARS AND SNOT RUIN MY SWEATER AS HE TELLS ME HE'S SORRY.

[khepiari]

Hyped Up Rambling: Spoilers for ONE PIECE Chapter 1104

There are many daddies in One Piece.

But there is only one person who deserves the title of FATHER!

And it’s you, sir Kuma.

As much as I have grievances with Odachii, this is an arc written by a father for his daughter.

Parental love hurts. But still, parents continue to love their children despite the pain, loss, fear, and hardship.

Again I am reminding you all. The series finale actually began exactly two years back when Luffy punched Saint Charlos.

Kuma just continued the fight that Luffy lit the fire for! As my best friend put it, “Kuma is following in Joy Boy’s footsteps. Bringing light to the world…”

Even a “slave”, stripped and robbed of all his rights, mental prowess, and dignity and abused to the point of being on the brink of death will FIGHT TO PROTECT! A slave who lost everything rose up on his two feet to protect his child and punched the man who sits on the highest seat of power, and Joyboy aka Luffy made it possible.

And do you know who the people in power fear the most?

The slave they robbed of autonomy.

The scholar they denied true knowledge.

The ethnic groups they massacred.

And the God Born Out Of People’s Despair who comes to seek vengeance.

AND KUMA IS ALL!

May I also remind you all, Borsalino is worse than Sakazuki, he is a scum without any hope in him or in anyone. He is scarier than a straight-cut villain like Sakazuki.

There is a reason idealists are easier to defeat than cynics. You can’t beat a deadbeat easily.

My favourite rascals! Franky and Sanji have no chill! They went after Saturn, without any fear or hesitation, just like they went after Saint Roswald, Doflamingo and Big Mum. Their brain operates on: we are Future Pirate King’s Crew, we will kick anyone who is a scum!

I still can’t believe so many people hate Franky! The dude has literally the least count of losses and the funniest battles! Because he doesn’t fight one one-on-one guy, and he shines in the fights when minions and their bosses are involved against lone him! In Dressrosa he ran wild; kissed a girl (yes without consent; thanks scum Odachii) to defeat her, had a hard-boiled match with Senor Pink, destroyed the SAD factory and went to support the fairies on his own! And In Wano he ran his monster bike right into Big Mom’s face and knocked her out! We need more Franky love!

And finally!

I don’t like to pit series against series, but this is how you utilize the most cliché theme in the entire world: LOVE. You have to show it with actions and gestures and not tell it to your readers. Yes, Gege, I mean you brat; do better.

Why do you think we the readers and viewers still crumble at the theme of love? It’s extremely simple.

Love is radical.

Love is unpredictable.

Love is powerful.

And time and again in One Piece—Love is an Anomaly.

Ace was born because of Rouge’s willpower born of love.

Sanji was able to retain his humanity because Sora did everything in her power to protect her kids.

Robin was saved because her teachers, mother, and Saul loved her so much that they chose to protect her.

Nojiko and Nami had a chance to live because Bellemere protected them.

Trafalgar Law made it through a life-threatening disease and nihilistic approach to living because Corazón bet his life on him.

Hiluluk’s love for Chopper pushed him to be the doctor who wanted to cure everyone.

Zoro’s love for Kuna is what pushes him to work hard.

Because Franky wants to protect his “Family” he becomes the face of criminal activities.

Shirahoshi never revealed her mother's death circumstances because she decided to protect her mom's dream.

Examples of love changing the course of history are endless in One Piece, hence we should remember: Love is the invariant.

[reblog-reblog666]

Reblog Masterlist 1

Matt Murdock / Daredevil

Alleycat series masterlist - Fluff, Smut

Not your average male fantasy - Smut

Kneel at the alter - Smut

Lost - Smut

Bad dreams (hold me closer) - Angst, Smut

No better love - Fluffy Smut

Wicked games - Angst?, Smut

Need - Angst, Smut

Ease the pain - Hurt/Comfort, Smut

Coffee shop woes (1) - Fluff / First date jitters (2) - Fluff / Late night confessions (3) - Angst, Fluff

My darling, my baby. - Fluff, Smut

Lavender haze - Fluff

Lingering - Fluff

Tolerance - Fluff

Ask response - Smut

I just need you - Hurt/Comfort?, Almost Smut?

A slow day - Smut

Bandages - Fluff

Sub!Matt hcs - Smut

Good boys deserve to be taken care of (1) - Smut / (2) - Smut

Old fashioned - Smut

Feisty - Smut

Wordle - Fluff (OFC, Not Reader)

Matt as a bad priest hcs - Smut

Kneel. - Kinda Hurt/Comfort?, Fluff?

Michelangelo's Matthew - Fluff

Still here - Fluff

Daddy issues - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

Attention - Fluff

My own worst enemy - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

In the rearview - Angst, Hurt/Comfort

All I feel is you - Fluff

Castle in the sky - Fluff

Never an ear strain away - Fluff

Talk too much - Fluff, Hurt/Comfort

Chaotic College!Matt hcs - Fluff

Nepenth - Hurt Comfort, Fluff

Forgiveness - Smut

Pain and pleasure - Smut

Sub Matt blurb - Smut

When the needle speaks (1) - Angst, Hurt Comfort / (2)

Stroke - Smut themes?

No interruption - Smut

Ours - Smut Blurb

Relax - Smut Blurb

I’ll be in good company - Hurt Comfort, Fluff

You’re somebody else - Angst

You are the best thing that’s ever been mine - Fluff that makes you cry

Matt Murdock x Autistic! Reader x Frank Castle hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Bruises - Hurt Comfort

Matt Murdock x Virgin!Reader hcs - Smut

Guardian Angel - Teen!Reader, Pregnant!Reader, Dad!Matt, Hurt Comfort

A real first kiss - Little bit of angst, Little bit of comfort, Fluff

Corruption of innocence (1) (2) - Smut

Anchor - Hurt Comfort, Autistic Reader

And then I met you (1) - Slight Angst, Fluff, Dad!Matt, Mom!Reader

Stained glass love series masterlist

Rooftops and vigilantes - Fluff? Idk what else to say (1) (2) (3)

You learn something new everyday… I guess - Fluff, angst?, hurt comfort?

Praise kink - Smut / Good girls finish first - Smut

Ours - Fluff, Comfort

Chase - Smut (1) (2)

Frank Castle / Punisher

Bad dreams (hold me closer) - Angst, Smut

Fashion show - Fluff

Jealousy - Smut

Forgiveness - Smut

Out of mind - Fluff

Ours - Smut Blurb

Matt Murdock x Autistic! Reader x Frank Castle hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Ours - Fluff, Comfort

Billy Russo

Penny for your thoughts - Smut

Jessie Pinkman

Celebrating Jessie’s birthday hcs - Fluff

Saul Goodman

His secretary but in a porno way - Smut

Peter Parker / Spiderman

Stim the stress away - Fluff, Neurodivergent Reader

Touch - Smut

Doughnuts - Fluff

Paparazzi - Dark! Peter, Smut, little fluff?

these violet delights - a dark! mob!peter tale [tasm peter vs kilgrave] - Angst, Dark Fic, Not x Reader, Dead Dove Do Not Eat

Darth Vader / Anakin Skywalker

The throne - Smut, Darth Vader

Derek Morgan

Size kink - Smut

BAU General

Autistic BAU reader hcs - Fluff, Hurt Comfort

Rick Grimes

Our moments - Fluff

Bruce Wayne / Batman

Missing you - Smut

Words greatest detective - Smut

Other

Yandere Butler x Autistic Reader hcs - Dark, Hurt Comfort

[thelucidityofdeath]

welcome. . .

“ YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT SO BIG! ”

my name is lucid. i’m a fanfiction writer, general writer, poetry writer, and other various things. here, i will be posting fanfiction and other oc content. 

I. things i WILL NOT write:

cnc/rape/sa

fanfiction of real people

ddlg/age play

pet play

pedophilia/necrophilia/zoophilia

incest/self-cest

fanfiction or smut involving minors. no i will not be aging anybody up or down.

omegaverse

mpreg

piss/blood/scat kink

knife play

teacher x student aus

yandere aus

high school aus (aside from teacher x teacher)

cheating/infidelity

dubious consent/dubcon

anything that would be labeled as “dead dove” shit

stories that are more than one part (this stuff will go on ao3 or some other platform!)

II. things i WILL write:

fluff

smut/lemon/lime

angst 

self-harm/eating disorder comfort stories

bdsm (to some degree)

vanilla sex

threesomes/foursomes/orgies

headcanons and one-shots

overstimulation

bondage

cream pies/squirting

breeding kink

mommy/daddy kink

polyamorous relationships

lesbian/gay sex

ships between characters that are LEGAL and NON-PROBLEMATIC

oc x character

platonic fanfiction

satirical/joke fanfiction

III. fandoms/characters i WILL NOT write for (the ones with * beside them are ones i will write platonic only fanfic for!):

dsmp. this includes the characters.

killing stalking

irl serial killers (i cannot believe i have to say this)

stranger things

the twilight saga

yarichin bitch club

danganronpa

ouran high school host club

the mandela catalogue *

the children in south park *

the students in harry potter *

pokémon

amanda the adventurer

puss in boots/shrek *

the karate kid *

the outsiders *

mean girls *

doki doki literature club *

five nights are freddy’s *

IV. fandoms/characters i WILL write for:

the lorax (primarily the onceler)

genshin impact (likely nobody from fontaine!! i haven’t played it yet)

south park adults

ghost (the band. only the papas/sister imperator for now because i’m not too familiar with all the ghouls yet!)

edward scissorhands

cobra kai 

jojo’s bizarre adventure

breaking bad (not better call saul yet because i haven’t watched it but i will update this in the future when i do watch it!)

9-1-1

bojack horseman (except for bojack and mr. peanutbutter)

inanimate insanity

battle for dream island/bfb

the umbrella academy (except for allison and five as i don’t feel comfortable writing for them!)

cookie run kingdom

the markiplier cinematic universe

jujutsu kaisen

if i think of any other things, i will update this! sorry that it’s long!

[sethsbigtits]

that girl's so sweet, just like her name !

hi im aaliyah ! you can just refer to me by my user if using my name makes you uncomfy tho :)

7teen / bisexual (+fem pref) / bigender / demiaroace / she/he/they prns (she/her pref.) / masc, fem and gn terms please / black canadian (zimbabwean + south african) / audhd

nd i occaisionally speak french !

kind hearts are the garden, kind thoughts are the roots..

some interests i have:

- jfashion (himekaji, himegyaru, vkei, sweet lolita)

- obey me

- starkid

- splatoon

- asmr (yuurivoice + redacted)

- ff7

- RE

- monster high (g1 + g3)

- ever after high

- myscene

- baldur's gate 3

- breaking bad + better call saul

- death note

- yuri on ice

- ohshc

- jjk

- dream daddy

- sonic

- jet set radio

- bully / canis canem

- telltale's twdg

- vocaloid

- life is strange (especially lis2)

- forbidden siren series

- junji ito

- haunting ground

- rule of rose

- silent hill

- rhythm games (pjsekai, bandori, parappa the rapper, um jammer lammy, space channel 5, ddr, and occaisionally arcaea)

- my own ocs 😭

kind words are the blossoms, kind deeds are the fruits !

bfyi:

- MUST BE 15 AND OLDER !!!! exceptions can be made if we were moots before :)

- adults can interact, just be respectful of my boundaries 👍🏽

- please keep ANY AND ALL DISCOURSE away from me; i dont wanna see that shit

- people of all religions can interact, just be respectful of my beliefs and the beliefs of others so long as no harm is being perpetuated :)

everyone's a star, everybody counts..

dni:

- racists

- homo / transphobes

- ableists

- classists

- intersexists

- pro-rhodesia freaks

- zionists / pro-israel mfs FREE PALESTINE ALL THE WAY ❗❗🇵🇸🍉

- maps / pedophiles

- zoophiles

- wyll bg3 haters yall suck

every little jar needs every little ounce !

you can talk to me on discord !

|___> kierpyr

and play with me on splatoon, pjsekai, and bandori !

|___> splatoon: shabeebo !

bandori: shadoobiwoo

pjsekai: sploinkious

everybody matters, no matter who they are ! then everyone can shine, cause' everyone's a star !

dividers by @/anitalenia ! :3

[schlimedup]

Yo, this is how people sing in Ohio Check it out Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh (hee-hee) Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh Hey, I heard you wanna see Ohio (only in Ohio, oh, oh) If I were you, I would maybe think twice though (only in Ohio, oh) 'Cause I've been livin' out here for a mighty long time (only in Ohio, oh, oh) And it ain't a great home, here's why bro (only in Ohio, oh) Yeah, it may be the home of LeBron James (only in Ohio, oh, oh) But he left before it all went down into flames (only in Ohio, oh) 'Cause sticks and stones break no bones (only in Ohio, oh, oh) And the rain here melts my clothes (only in Ohio, oh) You can't even sleep You can't even go to school You can't even swim with the sharks in the pool You can't even touch grass You can't even go back home once you're in Ohio Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh (in Ohio only) Only in Ohio, oh, oh (yeah) Only in Ohio, oh If you want to talk to the tomatoes If you want a murder drone comin' by your home Then you're gonna wanna stay for a while (ball) Where the fire feels cold Michael Jackson grows old Where your daddy went to go get milk (hey-ya!) Ain't nobody you can call You can't even call Saul We're all being held against our will No American dream, it's a nightmare Moon by day, and the sun in the night air My bro Jamal, he ballin' with a white bear Tweakin' with the light stare, mans don't fight fair Make an onion cry All the clouds are on the floor Fishes in the sky There's an alien at your door We live in a lie Nothing here is real for sure Don't let intrusive thoughts win anymore (I like ya cut, G) Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh (what the hell?) Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh We set our own standard We leave all questions unanswered You can't even comprehend it Just read up on ye olde Reddit (get it?) We set our own standard We leave all questions unanswered You can't even comprehend it Someone help me find the exit You can't even sleep You can't even go to school You can't even swim with the sharks in the pool You can't even touch grass You can't even go back home When you're Bing Chilling in Ohio Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh (in Ohio only) Only in Ohio, oh, oh (yeah) Only in Ohio, oh Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh (what the hell?) Only in Ohio, oh, oh Only in Ohio, oh I'll bet before you know it (only in Ohio, oh, oh) This whole world will be taken over (only in Ohio, oh) By Ohio (only in Ohio, oh, oh) Only in Ohio, oh

can you stick it inside me

[gumiluver]

🖤ABOUT ME 🖤

hey luv’s, thanks for stopping by! heard you wanted to learn more about me, so I thought I’d share some facts :)

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DEMOGRAPHICS

I’m Rosie! I’m 22 y/o. My ethnicity is Filipino-Caucasian, but my culture primarily consists of Filipino-Hawaiian traditions and lifestyle. I was born in socal, and currently reside in oc! I will be starting my masters program in the fall of 2024, so wish me luck! <3

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CURRENTLY CRUSHIN’ ON…

luver boys <3: fushiguro megumi <3, nanami kento, gojo satoru, okkotsu yuta, hayakawa aki, kishibe, eren jeager, levi ackerman, reiner braun, erwin smith, tomioka giyuu, rengoku kyojuro, kamado tanjiro, hatake kakashi, uchiha itachi, uchiha sasuke, nara shikamaru, uzumaki naruto, yamada asaemon shion, chobo aza, lucifer, mammon, beel, solomon, loid forger, kurusu kazuki, suwa rei, zuko

luver girls <3: mei mei, zen’in maki, mikasa ackerman, kocho shinobu, kanroji mitsuri, hinatsuru | makio | suma, yuhi kurenai, senju tsunade, haruno sakura, yamanaka ino, yamada asaemon sagiri, yuzuriha, yor forger, azula

luvers <3: yelena, hange zoe, uraume

this list may change as time goes on! <3

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CURRENT HOBBIES

cuddling with my bf & cats, reading, writing, playing games (on mobile & switch!), makeup, baking, gardening, video essays, scrapbooking

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LIKES

series: bobs burgers, haunting of hills house, black mirror, big mouth, the office, new girl, brooklyn 99, law & order: svu, rick & morty, hannibal, better call saul, breaking bad, game of thrones, house of dragons, vikings, vikings: valhalla

movies: parasite, uncut gems, mother!, talk to me, get out, us, nope, annihilation, hereditary, midsommar, mama, requiem for a dream,

games: obey me! shall we date?, red dead redemption II, cyberpunk, god of war, doom eternal, elden ring, legend of zelda: botw & totk, sekiro, animal crossing: new horizons

anime: jujutsu kaisen, chainsaw man, attack on titan, demon slayer, hells paradise, naruto, haikyuu, spy x family, buddy daddies, fire force, soul eater, record of ragnarok

novels: blood meridian, flowers for algernon, the metamorphosis, johnny got his gun, ‘till we have faces, one flew over the cuckoos nest, sybil

authors: Cormac McCarthy, C. S. Lewis, Ellen Hopkins, Franz Kafka, Mary Shelley, Stephen King

genres: existentialism, cosmic horror, psychological, psychological horror, slice of life, dark humor, dry humor

artists: khantrast, suicideboys, flatbush zombies, ramirez, denzel curry, JID, brockhampton, polyphia, her, summer walker, doja cat, sza, billie eilish, ari lennox

music genres: underground rap, dark trap, r & b, metal

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DISLIKES

homophobia, transphobia, bigotry, anti-feminism, anti-abortion, racism & anything else of a similar nature! if you engage in any of this behavior, please do not interact with me or my content!

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Feel free to drop an ask or leave me a message! I’d love to get to know each and every one you you luv’s <3

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[thatbanditqueen]

Here to leave my review on the long awaited Chapter 3 (its okay we forgive you) -

FIRST OF ALL, Ida and Saul are my spirit animals and favorite characters seriously. They so help in keeping the story light hearted and comedic even when Elvis is making me wanna slap him on behalf of Becky! It was relatable and hilarious when Saul was the last one to find out who Elvis was the men in my family are exactly the same. Ida is Captain of the Becky Butt x Elvis ship please she was all for her niece getting some under her roof, we love a supportive queen. And Elvis is a ridiculously charming man - but ridiculous nonetheless. Poor Jerry having to drive them down there, look for a nonexistent lost ring and then give up his comfort all so Elvis could get some. And Becky Butt, baby, my heart is breaking for you already because yes I want them to be happy but I can only imagine how much heartache is to come before Elvis opens his damn eyes!!! That man can be so stubborn. Also, the conversation they had, the way Elvis is always trying to deflect and distract and go on the offensive it gave me Anita phone call vibes 101 I lived for it. Elvis winning over Ruth so quickly, why am I not surprised? The man is a child himself. But with time I know he’s gonna be the best step daddy. Ruth picking up the Becky Butt moniker - LMAO. That names gonna stick and I’m 100% for it. Becky’s such a good mom, always putting her daughter first and making sure she’s comfortable/okay. She’s got a child streak in her that I think pulls Elvis in because he does as well but she has a maturity he never mastered in my opinion due to everyone in his life bending to his every whim. And can I please tell you how grateful that I am that you really lean in to the gorgeous physicality that was Big Daddy. Talking about his stomach, about his largeness, all of it, so many fics hardly allude to it meanwhile I want to suffocate underneath that man. Becky is living my dream. Thanks for updating, what a delightful read it was 💗

Dear Bri,

Thanks for taking the time to write this, it is so very reaffirming to hear what you think! Ida and Saul are so fun to write, I can hear their voices in my head, they are sort of a composite of different family members/friends i grew up with. For some reason, a lot of older women in my life, including my grandmother, were absolute sex instigators. My granny once told me, with all seriousness, that all i needed to do to solve a relationship issue with my partner at the time was just to have sex and forget about the whole fight.... hahaha. SO, yes, Becky may have gotten knocked up young, but she has never been as carefree or in tune with her sensuality as Ida, and Ida wants to really make that happen for her :) I don't know, I could just see Elvis pulling something like this with Jerry, I see it as part of his ego/inferiority duality, like he's somewhat drunk the koolaid that he's some sort of really cool rock star, but also, if he was really confident, he'd just tell people what was really going on, ughh, he was such a cute, clueless dork/ total dick in so many delectable ways, I really enjoy playing with him and writing this fic. And I love love LOVE BDE's physicality, though I will be the first to admit that @eliseinmemphis's posts about worshiping big daddy elvis were fundamental to my own burgeoning fixation with this era Elvis. I need him to crush me. I need to play with his tummy and the waddle under his jowls. Becky is all of us.... and I think her earthy, latent sensual earth mother nature finds BDE attractive and is drawn to him both as a lover, and as wounded boy she wants to nurture.... or will be moreso when/if he gets his head out of his ass and gets over himself enough.

Thanks again for taking the time to give me this feedback!!!! I know it was hard to wait for this chapter, although, in my defense, the wait between ch 1 and ch 2 was a lot longer, life is a little more settled and i think it shouldn't be more than two weeks or so until I post ch 4. I already have somewhat of an outline/set of ideas. But I hate giving a date, because I always seem to miss any deadline I set for myself, and then I publish as soon as I finish, when I really should let things sit and do a proper proofreading job. But don't be afraid to give me a nudge, I've finished chapters because someone asked for it and it motivates me.

all my love,

norAHHHH

v me seeing your message :)

[championofravens]

The Top Five: Zagreus, Dimitri, Uldren, Akechi, Vax’ildan

Elite tier: Cu Chulainn Alter, Goro Majima, The Drifter, Hannibal Lecter (NBC), Mollymauk

Gold tier: Cu Chulainn (Fate), Xhao, Kim Kitsuragi, Saladin Forge, Joseph (Dream Daddy), The Batter

Silver tier: Seteth, Bounty Hunter (DD), Leon Kennedy, Garrus Vakarian, Adachi, Karamtasu, Edgeworth

Favorite adoptables (regardless of age): Mob, Bakugo, Abigail Williams (Fate), Okuyasu Nijimura

Favorite characters I don’t want to bang or adopt: Saul Goodman, Jesse Pinkman, Rohan Kishibe, Ryuji Sakamoto, POWER, Yuji Itadori, Ichiban Kasuga, Komi-San, Chisato Nishikigi, Bocchi of the Rock, Roy Kent, Josuke Higashikata, Columbo, Lio & Galo (do not separate), Phoenix Wright

Favorite fucked up women: Makima, Lady Rhea/Sothis, Dolores Dei, Laura Palmer, Kikuri Hiroi, Vriska

Kin: Mei (NitW)

[gavinsmg24]

Gonna respond to your stuff! Before I sleep hehe. Mwah!

I’m happy you have a car to call your own. I know it sucks thinking about it in the big picture. But I’m so proud of you for getting your own car still! Hehe

Hmph. Daddy’s jealous of you on a date! You’re mine! I’m kidding heeh. I’m making this after you talked to me on snap and said you wanted to flirt. So I’m teasing 😘. But! His loss! You’re amazing! But still it’s nice you got to go out and have a good time! Things like that can be discouraging. But you’re so pretty. Amazing. Fun! If he doesn’t see that then you need someone who does 😘🥰😍 mwaaah!

Hehe you think of me often 🥺🤭 made me smile so big reading that! It’s okay you don’t see the moon much. It’s still up there above us both! Our mirror to each other 🙈. I feel that baby. My week days where i double is basically go go then sleep. It makes sense we get down sometimes. I’m sure you me. The bois. And all would like to be in a better position. But. We’ll get there! You may be down now. But you want to have a better attitude and that’s still good. Good will come! You work hard and have a good drive! Daddy Is here to support you always too!

Happy you liked that Halloween post. It was cute! We’d have to be something cute n matching or maybe even sexy🙈 you get to. Dress up and I can show off how beautiful my hymie is 😁. Hmmm. We actually dress up as joker and Harley Quinn 😜. My puddin! Daddy’s lil monster 😉

Or maybe some couple from a show or movie. Saul and Kim from BCS 😝 I also had no Halloween plans. Played games with bois after work. I’m happy you got some good food! Money is tight for me too but it’s always good to splurge! You deserve it!

So sweet reading you say “I want to talk to you” and then sometime after you must’ve added me on snap 🙈 dream come true 🥰 it is crazy. You’re still my Hymie. But also different. And it’s nice you feel the same about me :0) honk! Goodnight babygirl

[mickeymouse-michaelrat]

Mickey Mouse 'Michael Rat' is a popular cartoon character who has received cock and ball torture by Spongebob Squarepants. It all happened one day, Michael was coming home from The Vietnam strip club. Mickey noticed that the window had been shattered., he yelled into the house while pulling his minigun "Who's there!" The square like silhouette comes out from the shadows with a lustrous pose. "I'm ready for you". Mickey slowly lowers his minigun as he is blinded by the square's illustrious body. The sponge quickly removes both his and Mickey's clothes. Michael wants to refuse but he just can't, he gets into a playing position as Spongebob takes out the video camera and also the ball stretcher. The sponge quickly fastens the ball stretcher onto Michael. While Mickey was moaning Bluey's Dad and Thomas the Tank Engine immediately bust down the door, the sight of Blueys Dad and Thomas the Tank Engine makes Michael flustered, but then Daddy Hops cums on Michael flying at 75 miles per hour, Cotton Eye Joe suddenly appeared while completely nude. They immediately go into a bus with Ms. Frizzle who has a pair of cock and balls. They all commit cock and ball torture on each other while cruising on down mainstreet, Spongebob cried out to the heavens, "YASSS SLAY QUEEN!" Spongebob after the post nut clarity drives into the White house where they gain former president Donald Trump, Spongebob with the testicle cuff on hand immediately takes Donald Trump's pants off and slaps his thick ass booty, he fastens the testicle cuff around Donald's testicles. The moan attracts Cailou's Dad, he immediately takes his clothes off and stretches Saul Goodman's asshole because Saul is also apparently there too. After the stretching was done, they go back into the Magic and Horny School Bus, Spongebob with his balls hanging 12 feet from his body says "It's time for manhunt" and then Dream falls from the sky with his 17 feet cock with GeorgeNotFound on the tip of his dick while riding Spirit the horse. Spongebob thinks of an idea, he viciously vapes and then Andrew Tate cums in with his big erect forehead and takes the vape away from spongebob and viscously tortures his balls, Bluey's Dad was so aroused that he died of testicular cancer. To replace Bluey's Dad they gain The Rock with his giant booty, and inside the ass of The Rock is Mew which he caught. Mew uses their psychic abilities to make everyone simultaneously bust a nut. The force of the nut made it so the rock's eyebrow comes off his head. The busting of the nut also transferred them into Thanos's asshole, not knowing where they are they kick each other in the dick holes. Thanos feeling irritated in his booty hole snaps his cock in half which causes half of the world to uncontrollably cum so hard they die. Unfortunately half of the CBT crew got cummed to death. Only Mickey Mouse, Spongebob, Cotton Eye Joe, Thomas the Tank Engine, Cailou's Dad, The Rock's Eyebrow, Andrew Tate, Dream from Minecraft are the only ones left alive, mourning the death of their beloved friends they all go to Outback Steakhouse where they order brisket, also the Zodiac Killer was there and chopped all their cocks and balls off. Without their balls they gain vaginas and go to the Vietnamese strip club. And Mickey after all of this thought "Hitler was right." THE END cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum

[cultesdesghoules]

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scp foundation : plaguemasked • scp 049 spirited away :     riverdragon • haku   /   whitefox • lin stardew valley :     prettymess • haley   /   sewermystery • krobus   /   hypnotizingpentagram • rasmodius stranger things :     osculumobscenum • eddie the elder scrolls :     suneater • bhora   /   violetlightning • eldingar   /   wildhunt • hircine   /   healingwings • lumini   /   buriedalive • maina   /   revengepurpose • maranam   /   talenteddeath • moarte   /   sweetpestilence • peryite   /   agilespirit • stelo   /   emeraldocean • tiburon   /   darknessconsumed • vaermina the walking dead :     horrorplatformer • glenn the witch :     livedeliciously • black phillip the witcher :     magicshackled • avallac'h tomie :     seducedestroy • tomie trick ‘r treat :     darkholiday • sam true detective :     closeddoors • roland until dawn :     horrorlaughed • joshua what we do in the shadows :     slightlyinsulting • laszlo   /   bloodgraced • nadja   /   failedtransformation • vladislav

[not-mary-sue]

Okay, I know the ddadds fandom is dead and the cult ending isn't canon BUT I'd just like to bring up the fact that Saul was totally going to let Dadsona die if Mary didn't step in.

[lovesick-cowboy]

[agendercas]

Can Saul Graves be dateable one day minus the cult ending?

[seatlejuice]

The most disappointing thing about the cult ending being cut and non-canonical is the fact I never will get to date Saul Graves. Plz I’ll literally pay for Saul Graves Dadloadable content