#dream smp x y/n

[lilywastaken]

⇝ SICK DAY SCENARIOS !

CC!DreamWasTaken, CC!Sapnap, CC!GeorgeNotFound, CC!Quackity, CC!Karl Jacobs x GN!Reader.

SUMMARY: taking care of CCs when they're sick :( <3.

WARNINGS: SFW, a few spicy moments here and there, illness, a tiny drop of angst in Karl's part!

A/N: I'm alive!! The brainrot is real for these guys so I just had to write something, even if it's a bit crap LMAO. It's my first time writing for Karl/Quack, so they might be a bit weird/stiff, apologies! Once again, requests are open!! Please don't forget to reblog/comment if you enjoy the post, it helps a lot!! Thank you for reading! <333 If you see any mistakes, do not hesitate to let me know, please!!! I wrote this quite late so there might be a few!

MASTERLIST.

DREAM:

"Feeling a bit better?"

You whisper softly as you open the door to your boyfriend's bedroom, noticing that he had made his way off his bed and onto his chair, legs up and pressed to his chest with his knees tucked under his chin, the bright screens of his monitors reflecting onto his sad face.

"Mm…"

His broken whimper makes you sigh, walking over to him carefully and placing the bowl of chicken soup next to his keyboard, leaning down to press a kiss to his sweaty forehead.

"You should be resting."

You're about to lean back until Dream grabs your arm, his pointer finger coming up to tap his lips, hopeful eyes staring up at you.

"Clay. You're ill."

"Which means you're refusing to kiss your poor, suffering boyfriend?" He sighs dramatically, his voice deep yet nasally due to his stuffy nose, leaning into your touch as your hand comes up to cup his cheek.

"Are you ready to take care of me when I inevitably get sick, sweetheart?" You coo back, watching his expression morph from one of self-pity to one of dread.

"O-of course." He mumbles, hoping you don't remember how stressed he was when George had gotten sick a few weeks ago, running around the house looking for medicine in hopes that his friend wouldn't die. "Still… What if the cure to my sickness is a kiss from my beautiful partner?"

"Oh?" You play along with a smile, your hand coming up to play with his hair and run your fingers through his dirty blond curls, watching him flutter his eyes closed to enjoy your touch with a smile, half expecting him to start purring. "Well…" You sigh dramatically in defeat, leaning down so that the tips of both your noses are bumping. "I guess if it helps."

Dream makes a soft noise of excitement before you press your lips to his, his soft hand holding your head to his to slot your lips together easily.

"Now get to bed." You snap as soon as you pull back, causing him to huff and pause whatever video he had been watching.

"Fine." He grumbles like a child, lifting himself up and taking a few moments to make sure he isn't about to collapse before turning to you, letting you lead him to his mattress, onto which he immediately collapses on with a loud groan.

He situates himself under the covers and outstretches his arms to you expectantly, yet instead of your warm body he finds himself holding the bowl of soup you had brought.

You press a kiss to his forehead as he begrudgingly starts to sip on the soup, his gaze softening as he realises you're not about to leave his side.

Needless to say, the next day you were as ill as he was.

SAPNAP:

A loud groan resounds across the house.

You try your best to ignore it, going back to scrolling through your phone and scratching behind Patches' ears.

Another groan, louder this time, finally brings your attention away from social media and back to reality, frowning at the unending dramatic groans that come from your boyfriend.

You sigh, carefully pushing Patches off and starting your trek upstairs, listening to the borderline fake sounds coming from inside the room.

"You sound like you're dying."

You comment as soon as you push open the door to his bedroom, rolling your eyes with a smile as you meet your boyfriend's gaze, his lower lip curled into a pout as he makes grabby hands at you, his bed covered in what you assume to be snotty tissues.

"I am dying, darlin'. Feels like I'm being ripped apart."

You laugh, making your way towards him and sitting on the edge of the bed, and placing your hand onto his forehead, frowning instantly at how hot he feels.

"Wait, are you actually sick?"

"Yes!" Sapnap whines, throwing his head back and slamming it accidentally onto the wooden headboard, whining at the additional pain. "You thought I was fakin'!?"

"I wouldn't put it past you." You grumbled, wiping some of the sweat on his face with your sleeve, watching him try to adjust in his bed just to be closer with you. "What hurts?"

"Everything." He sighs out, closing his eyes in pain as his head throbs.

"Everything?" You repeat, unamused, already getting up to retrieve an ice pack from downstairs, hoping to cool down the fever he seems to have caught.

"Yes, every-" his eyes snap open as soon as he feels the bed shift, whining. "No, don't leave!"

"Nick, I need to get you something for your fever!"

You struggle against Sapnap's grip as he pulls you into his lap, arms wrapped around your waist and stubble scratching against your cheek.

"No… all I need is you, darl'." He grumbles against your skin, peppering sloppy kisses onto your neck.

"You're delirious." You sigh, melting into his warmth as he pulls you under the covers, sniffling and whining with every move he makes. "You'll take some medicine later, right?"

"Mhm … yeah." He says drowsily as he starts to fall asleep right there, listening to your breathing as a means to calm himself down. "Anything for you, sweetheart."

GEORGE:

How can George still be asleep?

You think to yourself as you stare mindlessly into the TV, the plate of food you had been eating abandoned on the coffee table as you take note of how long it had been since you had seen your boyfriend after last night.

You know he's prone to sleeping in for long, but not this long. Especially now in Florida, where the sun rises earlier and helps him wake up at the same time as you and your roommates.

Once you give your half eaten plate to Dream, you carefully push open the door to your boyfriend's room, stopping for a few moments so your eyes get used to the darkness his room was covered in.

"George? Are you awake?"

Treading carefully so you don't trip on any loose cables or stuff that he might have tossed onto the ground, you finally reach his bed, kneeling next to him and placing your hands on the body beneath the covers and shaking softly.

"Georgie?"

"Hmng."

You feel him turn around, meeting his gaze despite the darkness around you, watching as his pained expression turns into one of relief.

"Hi…" He mumbles, voice coarse as if he had just finished screaming for over an hour, reminding you of that one time he had lost his voice after a particularly long stream. "Time…?"

"Almost 4." Your hand comes up to push back his bangs, a shiver racking through his body as your cool touch makes contact with his atypically hot skin. "What th- do you have a fever?"

"I think." You feel his arms creep around your waist, pulling you closer with abnormal strength and placing his head onto your lap, snuggling himself into your thighs, letting out a shaky sigh at the warmth. "Tried getting up this morning and I think I passed out."

That would explain the crash Sapnap had claimed to have heard early in the morning.

"You passed out? Why didn't you call me?" You whisper back, running your fingers through his hair and massaging the back of his neck, a spot you know always gets him weak. "We could've brought you downstairs so you weren't cooped up like this."

George laughed as the image of Dream and Sapnap dragging him downstairs came to mind, but the sudden stabbing pain that attacked his lungs caused him to start coughing with a whine.

"I'd rather just stay up here with you." He started to manhandle you to lie under the covers, his hands warm on your hips as he quite basically shoved his face into your chest, trying to calm his raging headache. "We can order something later… I just want to be with you for now."

You chewed on your lower lip before your hands came up subconsciously to bury themselves in his soft locks, a whine leaving his lips as your nails started scratching at his scalp. "Fine. Just for a bit, okay? You still have to eat, we got to get you medicine, and you probably stin-"

You squeaked as he nipped on your skin in an attempt to get you to shut up, rolling your eyes at the smirk on his pretty lips before he fluttered his eyes back closed, a silent way of telling you that he was going back to sleep.

QUACKITY:

"You're an idiot."

Your boyfriend sputters out a confused sound as he walks into the kitchen, not having expected to be instantly insulted first thing in the morning.

"Huh?"

"Why are you half-naked!? You're sick!" You point at his feet and then his shorts with your spoon, making him groan and roll his eyes.

"It's hot!" He throws his arms up in the air as he sits down at the kitchen island, ignoring the way you frown at him. "And I'm not sick. I'm fine. It's just a cold."

"That still counts as being sick." You mumble under your breath, pushing a plate of food in his direction before pulling off your hoodie (which casually happened to be his) and handing it to him. "Put it on. I don't want you getting worse."

"...fine." He mumbles, starting to eat once it's on. "Thank you, mi vida."

Your face heats up at the casual nickname, nodding as you start on your own breakfast, too busy scrolling on your phone to notice the way your boyfriend starts squirming in his seat, sweat dripping down his forehead as he tries to focus on his food.

"You alright?" You finally realise how sick he looks despite having looked fine mere moments before, face flushed and skin sickly pale as he wipes the sweat away with his hoodies sleeves.

"Mhm. Okay." Your hand reaches over to cup his cheek, almost flinching back at how hot his skin feels. "Jesus! You're so fucking hot!"

You instantly regret what comes out of your mouth at his cocky expression, watching him m lean into your hand and sigh dreamily, eyelashes fluttering open and closed as he speaks.

"You think I'm that hot, babe?" He purrs out, despite the absolute pain that's racking through his body at the minute. "Damn, didn't expect you to be bold."

"Shut up." You pinch his cheek, forcing a high pitched cry to leave his mouth as you turn around to look through the medicine cabinet. "I meant you're literally hot, Alex."

"So you think I'm not figuratively hot?" You refrain from the urge to groan at his teasing, pulling off the cap to some medicine and dropping a pill into a glass of water.

"If you keep acting like this, you'll be less than hot to me." You snap, handing him the drink and waiting for him to down it like he usually does when it comes to ill-tasting medicine. "Go lie down, I'll make you some soup."

Before you can leave, he grabs your arm, pulling you into the space between his open legs and wrapping his arms around your waist.

"With me?" He mumbles into your hair, causing you to roll your eyes at how clingy he's become. "Come on, cielo. We can just order soup."

"But will it be as good as my soup?" You brush some of his longer strands of hair away from his eyes and trace the invisible lines between the beauty marks on his face.

"No… but I'd take cold soup any day of the week if it means having you in my arms."

KARL:

"Your nose is running."

You comment as you watch your boyfriend sluggishly make his way towards the fridge, eyes barely open and sweatpants almost falling down his waist.

"Mhm."

He doesn't even acknowledge your words, digging through the countless cans in the fridge to pull out some orange juice, instantly downing it without a second thought.

"Sorry. You want some?" He slurs, extending his arm and offering you the carton.

"Just finish it, Karl. I'd rather not get sick."

You notice that instead of his normal sleeping shirt he has a button up on, the buttons all messed up from probably trying to do it on his own in the bathroom mirror.

"You going somewhere, baby?" You comment on his appearance, frowning as he instantly nods, throwing the carton into the bin before looking for some snacks.

"Filming with Jimmy." He casually says, as if he hadn't been battling with a fever for almost a week. "I volunteered yesterd-"

You slap your hand over his mouth, stopping him from talking and meeting his shocked gaze, feeling his hands immediately find place on your waist out of instinct at how close you are.

"You're not going anywhere, Karl. I don't want you to get worse." You comment with a frown, having half expected him to lick at your hand when you had covered his mouth, but the sad look in his eyes feels worse than how that would've. "Please. You've been in pain for almost a week, I just want you to get better."

You let go of his face, moving your hand to cup his cheek and watch him press into your touch, nodding solemnly.

"Just don't like being useless. I wanna do stuff, I want to help!" He whines, closing his eyes as if afraid of your reaction to his complaint.

"You're not useless, though. You're sick. I'm taking care of you because I love you and I want you to get better. Jimmy's your friend, he'll probably won't want you working while you're sick, either." You lean up to press a soft kiss to the corner of his lips, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him into a comforting hug, his cool hands roaming your skin under your shirt. "So get back into your pyjamas and get to bed and I'll bring you some food, okay? Then we can watch a movie, whichever one you want."

He nods enthusiastically, taking his turn to cup your cheeks in his hands and pepper kisses all over, brushing your lips with his before pulling away, aware of how sick you'd get if he gave you what he had. "I love you!" He says before rushing back upstairs giddily, not even waiting for you to say it back, aware that even without saying it, you do.

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Technoblade: Do you wanna know how I really hurt my wrist?

Tommy: Yes

Technoblade: I was hoola hooping. Philza, Y/n and I attended a class for fitness and fun.

Tommy: Oh my god

Technoblade: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Tommy: Why are you telling me this?

Technoblade: Because no one will ever believe you

Tommy: You sick son of a bitch

[grunge-innie]

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SFW Alphabet-Quackity

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Warning:Mention of inappropriate touching but nothing in detail

Pronouns:none

Pairings:Quackity x GN!reader

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

I think Quackity's love language is quality time.He thinks that what keeps your relatshionship healthy is that the two of you can sit in a room together doing your own thing and still feel loved.

He's affectionate enough.When you guys are alone he showers you in affection but when you are around other people he keeps it on the down low.

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B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

I think we all know what kind of friend he is.Alex Quackity is a very chaotic man so I think your frienship would be very fun and hype.Of course whenever you feel sad he would stop goofing of and help you out.

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C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Oh does he love cuddles.At the start of your relatshionship he would be to shy to ask for cuddles but after some time he became confident and now he just jumps on you and demands cuddles.

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D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He definitely wants to settle down but he doesn't want to rush things.Don't get him wrong he knows that you are THE one but he's just nervous.

He's very tidy and clean so cleaning doesn't bother him,but he can only cook like three meals so you would have to help him out with that.

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E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would feel very bad and would question it for a few weeks before actually confronting you.He would be very calm on the outside but you could see his fingers slightly shaking and his eyes glistening.He would try to say it in a way that wouldn't hurt you much but he knew no matter how he says it you'll be hurt.

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F = Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

As I said before he doesn't want to rush inro anything so he will probably get married after 3-5 years of relatshionship.

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G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Behind that loud and chaotic personality lays a very gentle man.He wants to be held but he doesn't know how to ask for it so he'll drop some hints and please pick up on them and reassure him that he doesn't have to ask for your affection.

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H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

He loves hugs.His hugs feel safe and he'll mostly hug you while you're doing something else like if you're cooking he'll come up behind you and hug you or if you're sitting down and working on something he'll wrap his arms around you from behind and lower his head so he can kiss your cheek.

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I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He'll wait a bit on this one as well.He'll figure out that he loves you and then after 3 or 4 months after that realization he'll say it.

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J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

He's not that jealous because he believes you so he won't get jealous if you are just talking to someone or one of his or your friends.He will get jealous if you start to ignore him(why would you do that).He doesn't say anything and stays silent but when you get home he's a lot more clingier.

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K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He likes to kiss you on your lips because he feels like it's really romantic but when you're busy he'll just come up behind you and kiss your cheek.

He likes to be kissed on the nose because he thinks it's very cute when you do that and he likes being kissed on the cheek.

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L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

He's very good around children because his loud personality is very entertaining for them but of course there are children that don't like loud noises so he's a lot more gentle and quiter with them.

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M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

Mornings with him are the best.Usually you wake up first and you take your sweet time looking at him and gently brushing his hair out of his eyes.When he finally wakes up he looks at you smiles and then grabs you to cuddle with him

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N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

Because of the lazy mornings spent with him the nights are a bit more lonely.Because he's an influencer he decides to work later in the day so he can have an easy going morning.He likes to work more in the night so he'll work till the early hours of morning and you'll try to stay up but he reassures you that he will be in bed when you wake up.

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O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

He's a very private person but he'll start to open up slowly.Most of the things you have to pick up by yourself but when he feels comforotable he kind of blurbs everything out.

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P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He's not easily angered.He's very calm when it comes to resolving any issues and he doesn't get angry at you.

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Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remember absolutely everything. The things that you don't remember ever telling to anyone he'll remember it.He likes to suprise you with things that you mentioned months ago.

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R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

Every moment is his favourite but he definently likes cooking with you the most.Even though he's very bad at cooking he's getting better while learning with you

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S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Even though he's not that jealous he is very protective.If he sees someone touching you inappropriately or making you uncomfortable this man is literally sprinting towards you and fighting of the creeps.He would wrap his arms around your waist and gently guide you away from them and give them a death stare.

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T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Quackity would put so much effort in everything.There would be hidden meanings and inside jokes that only two of you knew the meaning of everywhere.He puts so much care into everything he does for you.

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U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

He just sometimes overworks himself and you need to make him go to bed sometimes.

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V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

It changes every few days.Some days he feels like the most handsome man on the earth and sometimes he feels so small in comparison to others.On the days that he feels the latter you are always there to reassure him that you think he is beautiful.

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W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Quackity is very independent and sometimes he isolates himself from others so he always felt fine being alone but the moment you entered his life he is not letting you go.In conclusion yes he would feel incomplete without you

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X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

I think Quackity is a people pleaser.It just looks like he treauseres his friends a lot and that he would do anything for them.If someone asked him to do something he would most likely do it.

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Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

He doesn't like self centered people.It's okay when people are exaggerating as a joke,he jokes like that as well,but when people are genuinely rude and don't participate in a conversation if it's not about them he thinks it's a very bad trait.

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Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

He kind of doesn't have any.If he goes to sleep late he will fall asleep the moment his body hits the mattress but usually he just looks at his phone till he falls asleep.

Masterlist

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A/N:My first mcyt/dsmp fic and of course it's a Quackity one.I'll try to write more for mcyts(C! and CC!)and some anime characters.Hope you enjoyed

AJ♡

[sexsellz]

⤻ 𝐭𝐰𝒊𝐭𝐭𝒆𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝒊𝐜𝐬 , tommyinnit。 ᥫ᭡ ‧₊˚

🥁- 𓄹 S͢UMMARY: 𝒙𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

What it would be like to share twitter conversations with Tommy!

🎪 - 𓄹 P͢AIRING(S):

Tommy x fem!reader

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𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒏!

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[ficwriterwastakenalt]

c!quackity where he is coming back from a night in the casino and he just wants some love from his gf, so he gives her kisses and hickeys along her body…

Left this fandom but this has been in my ask box for like 6 months so (since Jan). (i'm going to start another blog for a new fandom that i enjoy more than i do with the whole DSMP and such)

I also got an ask about why me and @/kitybur (pretty sure this is their ask lmao) don't interact anymore and all I got to say about that is me and Kity have both gone our different ways they moved onto a different fandom (I believe) and so have I. So please be respectful, go show them some love and to whoever (Anon) asked that I hope I answered your question (if you're reading this) OH WAIT... another ask also asked me if I was the person that Kity was talking about in one of their post and all I can say to that one is that I don't follow Kity anymore and I don't go stalking their account so i'm not sure what post you're talking about and if they are oh well nothing I can do about it Kity has her own feelings and opinions.

ANYWAYS ONTO THE STORY (all translations are from google translate so don't get mad)

Hoping to Get Lucky (it's short)

Yn sighed and closed her book before she glanced up at her clock; it seemed like time was passing so slowly because her boyfriend was due to return from his casino around Midnight, but the time now read 3:00 Am. Yn sighed and got to her feet, dropping her book on the couch before heading to their bedroom, where she laid on Quackity's side and turned out the bedside lamp.

Soon after falling asleep, Yn was woken up by kisses on her thighs and then her belly. "Well hello to you too," Yn remarked in a snarky tone as she glared down and saw her boyfriend's ridiculous beanie. "Sorry mi amour, I didn't mean to stay out so long," Quackity said with a pout as he looked up and met Yn's e/c eyes. Yn frowned and crossed her arms.

Quackity said in between kisses, "Mi amor por favour lo siento." Yn simply shrugged and turned her face away from her boyfriend, who then sat up next to her and kissed her cheek, muttering, "Conejita, por favor, lamento no haber querido quedarme fuera tan tarde." Yn then glared at him from the corner of her eye before turning her body completely away from him.

Yn grumbled, "Quackity, please just go to sleep," as Quackity moved his hand up and down her shoulder before bending down and kissing her neck, down over her shoulder, and down to her hand, which he took up and held so he could kiss the back of it. Quackity frowned as he saw his girlfriend close her eyes. He sighed and hugged her, Yn broke the silence, "I bet you were hoping to get lucky, huh." Smiling uncontrollably, Quackity leaned in and gave his girlfriend a quick head kiss "just a little mi amor."

[colorfull-cord]

kisses with quackity

I’m gonna have a little fun with this…. Heheheheh 🦗🦟🦗🦟

Kisses

ships: quackity x y/n

!WARNINGS!: kissing

requested?: yes / no

“Ughhhhhh” you exhaled loudly. “I’m sooooo boredddd.” “Wait.” You say as you hop up from the couch and run towards quackitys streaming room. Today he had a chill Minecraft stream. You planned on going in and jumping on top of him to get attention. Now you knew that his audience would absolutely LOVE seeing this site, so you decided that it would be best. As you got closer and closer to the door your steps became quicker and quitter. Once you got to the door, you saw his stream, him with his chin in his hand, the monitors lit up brightly, and the chat trying to warm him of your presence. You very stealthily tip toed your way over to his chair, you had no idea on how he stayed so oblivious to you standing right behind him. Now was the best time to strike, you threw your body on top of him scaring him half to death. You couldn’t help but start laughing. As you lay there dying he just looks at you terrified. “BABE! WHAT HELL!” He said putting his arms on top of you. You started laughing even harder after that statement. Chat was rolling after this with hearts and laughter and just genuine excitement. “I’m….. gonna be right back guys….” He said before muting himself and turning his camera off. “BABE” he said sitting you up on top of his lap. “Whatttttt you were in here streaming sooooo I wanted to come and surprise you and your audience!” You said with a big smile plastered across your face. “Yeah yeah whatever.” The man with the beanie said while he looked at you with the happiest eyes. After that sweet moment you couldn’t help but give him a big kiss on the lips then peppering his face with kisses all around. He just sat there and smiled, with his eyes all squinty. “Ok ok that’s enough.” He said before picking you up bridle style and setting you on the bed. When on the bed he started giving you so many kisses just enjoying himself. “Well I need to get back to my…..stream.” He said freezing up when looking at his screen. It turns out he didn’t turn his camera OR his microphone off. Shortly after he just shut down his stream not wanting to deal with it anymore. That night while in bed, he started to scroll through twitter and saw nothing but clips and videos and pictures of you and him. Even his friends tweeting at him saying things like: “I wish he would that to me.” He couldn’t help but start smiling. Now that the internet knows of how much you two love each other, you would come in and give him little kisses here and there. The internet would EAT. THAT. UP.

*thanks for reading this! I hope you liked it! I really liked making this plus I was thinking about making something with quackity in it so this was perfect!*

🦟🦗🦟

❤️💕🧚‍♂️

[if-you-feel-lonely]

hi!! i was wondering if you could write hcs about wilbur soot falling in love with and eventually dating a shy baker girl? like, she's super sweet and shy and isn't super loud or outgoing and she just kinda likes to do her own thing and bake sweets?

aaaaaaaaa this took me ages to get to but hey, better late than never!

I did assume this was cc!wilbur since you didn't specify, so I went with this. do correct me if I'm wrong, though! I love this prompt, so I'll happily redo it :>

Wilbur Soot falling in love with the sweet baker girl!

Oh my god when he saw you

He physically went 😳

It starts with him coming in every day

He literally has no reason to come in as often as he does, he doesn't have a sense of taste

It's not the pastries he comes for, though

It's the baker behind the counter that's even more sweet than her treats

Sooner or later, the daily visits turn into flirting

Well, him dancing on the line between flirting and joking whilst you listen and laugh

And later on, it blossoms into friendship. Well, what friendship you can see for seeing each other for maybe half an hour every day.

In a burst of confidence, you finally managed to respond to his hopeless flirting

"Do you have an extra heart? Because someone just stole mine." "Heart transplants? Already? At least take me to dinner first." "Happily. How does dinner at my flat sound? Maybe half six tonight?" "Sounds like a plan." "Great. Pick you up here?" "Sounds good!"

You know that clip from the "Wrong Number" comedy skip where the comedian suddenly sighs and says, "OH MY GOD THAT WORKED."?

That.

Both of you.

He seriously didn't expect you to respond like that. Not that he's complaining, though!

That evening, you go to his flat

Upon seeing his guitar, you start asking various questions about if he plays and what songs he plays - that sort of thing

Something between the two of you starts to click, and you both notice

Without realising, you start going on more and more dates

It starts off as once a month, then maybe every two weeks, then every wednesday evening, and then lunch at yours every friday afternoon

It's not something that you really discuss, it just happens

The fact that he has a girlfriend only really sinks in when he's discussing relationships with Tommy on stream

"Wilbur, how many dates have you been on recently? Are you getting many women?"

"Actually, I've been on quite few, recently."

"Getting all them hoes, eh?"

"Jesus Christ, don't say that to anyone, please. It's been with the same person; we've been going out for a while now."

He never goes any further than that, though

Chat knows he has a girlfriend, but they don't know much more than that

He wants you to have privacy, and broadcasting you across the internet is not the way to go about that

He might talk about your dates or the things you do together, but other than that, he tries to avoid talking about you while streaming

ON A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOTE-

He's very shocked to discover that you're genuinely just that nice

He always assumed it was one of those things where you act differently around strangers, but when you warm up to them, that changes

But no

You're just an absolute sweetheart!

Occasionally you might have days where, after a long day of work, you don't want to go out

On those days, you sit in either of your beds, and just exist with each other

Maybe you read or watch a film or something like that

all in all, 10/10 relationship

would recommend

[smokingtea]

Living with C!Technoblade (dating)

On the rare occasion that he would use the axe of peace in front of you

He would use it like a normal knife or even a butter knife

He once use it to flip some pancakes over

Techno is actually not really protective and doesn’t get jealous

I’m kidding he’s kinda overprotective and gets jealous often when talking to someone other than him, philza, tommy, ranboo and sometimes Steve

when you would meet one of technos best friends STEVE!

Steve would be a little suspicious of you but when you feed him some fish from your inventory

He instantly loves you

Weirdly enough techno would get jealous of steve when you would talk to him in a baby voice

One of his biggest fears is you getting hurt or getting hurt by him

During doomsday planning he would almost never come out of his room except when he would come out of his room and give you a big kiss on your lips and some loving words before returning to his room

During doomsday he would not let you go with him as he would be scared that you would get hurt

After doomsday techno and would have all his attention on you cause he felt like shitty bf after not giving you lots of attention for a while

Clingy techno is da best

On another note when you meet philza he immediately see the look in techno eyes when he looks at you

Philza recognizes the look on his eyes as the same look he gives Kristen

After meeting you, Philza would love you in a friendly ways and he would always tease techno about his in love state and techno would just brush it off

[zukiarise]

Day 4 KINKTIBER 2022

Todays theme- Teasing

Pairings- Dream Team and Reader

Warnings- She/Her pronouns used, P in V, MDNI, I am not responsible for your internet consumption if you feel uncomfortable at anytime leave.

Smut under the cut

It had been twenty minutes since Sapnap went to the airport to pick up your love boyfriend, leaving Dream to get you prepared. Something that had been spoken about since George announced his travel plans. Dreams fingers had worked themselves inside to your tight hole.

“God hot stuff you’re so fucking tight, that little pussy of yours is just waiting for master huh?” He asked slapping your cunt sending a jolt through your body.

With that a whine was released from your move creating friction between your legs.

“No baby, we don’t do that. Only we get to help you” he continued spreading your legs apart.

The front door open and closed as he left you writhing to cum. The small whine as the three men open the door seeing the newly discovered girlfriend of there’s small tears on her face as George looks at her..

“Awe you poor baby…Are you missing a cock in your hole?” George stated walking forward to you. Leaning down and kissing your forehead. Taking his cock out of his tight jeans he lays you to your back lining up and slamming himself in.

“Such a pretty girl” Sapnap says as he strokes your hair dream going to your other side holding your hand.

“Fuck baby.. you’re so fucking…Hot!” George yells out moaning and stopping as your walks clench around him both of you releasing.

[ze-maki-nin]

Happy 400 Followers!!! For your drabble event, romantic cuddling with Tommy she/her if you're alright with that!

Pairing: Tommy x F!Reader

A/n: Thxs for requesting ^^

Event

As you laid on Tommy’s chest, you smiled as he pulled you closer to him while he slept, burying his head into your hair as he did so.

You both had just finished streaming and are absolutely exhausted from it, so you guys decided to cuddle. Which led to the situation of Tommy holding you as close as possible to his chest while burying his head into your hair.

You didn’t mind it of course. In fact you loved it, Tommy was never the affectionate one in the relationship, always saying big man get the affection not give. But you knew he was just flustered and embarrassed about doing so.

So these times were very precious to you.

With that last thought in mind, your eyes closed and you slowly began to drift off to sleep.

[lilywastaken]

⇝ LOVE LANGUAGES !

CC!DreamWasTaken, CC!Sapnap, CC!GeorgeNotFound, CC!Wilbur Soot x GN!Reader.

SUMMARY: CCs and their love languages <3.

WARNINGS: SFW! Fluff, Fluff, Fluff and fluff.

A/N: I'm alive!! Very late valentine's post, but classes and homeworks have been crazy :(( anyways, I hope these are good!! Please don't forget to reblog/comment if you enjoy the post, it helps a lot!! Thank you for reading! <333 If you see any mistakes, do not hesitate to let me know, please!!!

MASTERLIST.

DREAM.

Physical touch — Dream thrives on your touch, whether it be a quick caress to his hand or one of his long required cuddle sessions. He loves the feeling of your skin on his (he's a bit touch starved, a global pandemic and being a faceless YouTuber will do that to you.), and will take any opportunity given to hold your hand when he walks along with you or sneak up behind you to press your body against his.

Due to him not using a cam on his streams, he sometimes asks (more like demands) you to pull up a chair next to him just so he can just feel you next to him, your hands playing absentmindedly with his free one, playing with his rings and slowly making your way onto his lap, where you have a better view of his monitors and an easier way to press kisses onto his freckled cheeks.

Words of affirmation — Much like any other person, Dream enjoys the simple reassurance that his partner appreciates him, a small "I love you." will cause him to shut down immediately. He as well is very vocal when it comes to his love for you, complimenting you on the daily and expressing how much you mean to him even when you've just woken up and you're pretty sure you're comparable to the girl from The Ring, but to him, you're breathtaking whenever and however.

He also likes the small moments you both spend at night in bed just whispering how much you love each other, soft giggles and the wet sounds of kisses resonating around the bedroom.

Dream's very fond of sending you short and sweet messages at random times of the day, even when you're a few inches away from him, he'll start giggling like a schoolgirl as he watches you read over his sappy message.

Quality time — He has a lot of free time on his hands when he's not working on content, and he prefers to spend it with you and his friends, going out to restaurants and just walking around, enjoying the time he can now spend outside without worrying about anyone recognising him.

Dream likes eating out with you a lot, before his face reveal dates consisted of whatever take out was available and some shitty movie Sapnap had chosen before falling asleep on the sofa. But now they consist of some fancy restaurant of his choosing and holding your hand over the table, thumb rubbing over your knuckles and talking about whatever.

Receiving/giving gifts — Dream LOVES spoiling you. I mean, have you seen how he acts with George? He's an unofficial sugar daddy for you both. He sees your eyes linger on some piece of jewellery or an item of clothing he thinks would look amazing on you, expect for it to appear in a little box or a bag on your bed the next day. He also goes all out on Valentine's Day, booking a table for two at a fancy restaurant and gets you a single rose, since he knows it's more meaningful than an extravagant bouquet of flowers (Don't let him fool you, he's given you many bouquets before.), and some small present he knows you'll love.

Like any other person, he likes receiving gifts, and can always count on you to get him something he will love, like a little teddy bear with a Sooners jersey one with his name on the back.

Acts of service — Although he's not very good at it, Dream does enjoy cooking for you at times, and although he does try and make the end product look fancy, you can always tell that it's box Mac and cheese or some fancy ramen he got out of a packet, but it's the thought that counts. He also is very keen on cleaning for you when he's over at your flat, he likes helping on mundane chores like washing and drying the dishes or lifting up furniture so you can reach those pesky corners full of dust.

SAPNAP.

Physical touch — Sap is very big on physical touch, he enjoys being close to you in any way he can, brushing his hand against the small of your back when he walks past you in the hallway, melting in your arms when you come behind him while he's on his computer and hugging him from behind, he lives for your affection.

He's also very cuddly during your down time together, needing to have you in his arms whenever he's sitting or lying down on the sofa and subconsciously gravitating towards your own body during nighttime, hands grabbing at your waist to pull you into his warmth.

Words of affirmation — I don't see Sapnap really being in touch with his emotions until further into your relationship, so at the beginning, you'd have to be the one to initiate that type of communication with him, but he won't actively confirm his feelings until a few months into your relationship.

Once he's comfortable, he will spend hours at a time just lying in bed with you murmuring about how much he cares for you, loves you, appreciates you being with him.

He's the kind of person to ignore any previous texts you've sent him just to send out an "I love you" text and go back to ignoring you.

He does really enjoy being reassured about your love for him as well, please cup his face in your hands and tell him how much you love him.

Quality time — Sapnap spends a lot of his time playing video games, we know that, so he doesn't really get much one on one time with you that isn't hanging out on a discord call together or having you perched up on his lap doing your own thing while he shouts obscenities at the other players.

So when you two get your time together, he makes the best of it, taking you to ridiculous places you'd never have gone to before, fancy restaurants that would inevitably end up giving you food poisoning, or just lying with you on the sofa watching a movie until George comes in and ruins it.

He honestly doesn't really care what you two do in your spare time, having your hand in his and listening to your ramble on about anything is enough for him, no matter the place or time.

Receiving/giving gifts — Sometimes, just for shits and giggles, Sapnap just buys your entire wishlist and watches your reaction when tons of boxes arrive at your porch, laughing and snickering as you run after him to chastise him for using up so much money on you.

But he doesn't care, he has money for a reason, and he likes the sparkle in your eye whenever he gives you something or he accepts some gift from you, he just enjoys spoiling you AND being spoiled.

Acts of service — When it comes to him, it's the little things. Standing in the corner of the kitchen waiting for you to ask him to cut or peel something, holding the Christmas decoration box while another hand lays on your back making sure you don't fall as you hang baubles on the tree, washing the dishes and cleaning up the kitchen after you make a meal for the both of you, brining you snacks or a proper meal when you're working… Just small things that show his affection towards you.

GEORGENOTFOUND.

Physical touch — George is not that big on physical touch, but he won't actively run away from it when presented with a hug or a kiss from you. He's not the type of person to initiate touch out of the blue, he's the type to take it slow and move towards a nice cuddle session while taking it easy.

But when you finally get him to yourself, know that he will be putty in your hands almost immediately, head slotted in your chest and eyes drooping closed, your warm touch and soft kisses and reassurance enough to send this man to sleep.

He's also the type to roll his eyes or groan out in disgust whenever you kiss him in public or in front of his friends, but secretly gets nervous and giddy whenever he sees you lean in to press your lips to his or move your hand to grasp his.

Words of affirmation — George isn't really good at expressing his emotions, but he does show them through other ways like his actions. That doesn't mean he won't ever say "I love you" or tell you how much he appreciates you, it's just very rare for him to actually find the words and way to express them to you.

He finds it easier to communicate those kinds of things through text, so expect a few messages written in such a way that are able to rival those 16th century love letters randomly sent throughout the day.

Quality time — George doesn't spend much time streaming (as we all know) so he's got quite a lot of time on his hands to spend with his friends and you, whether it's just sitting next to you while you work doing his own thing or actively going out on a date or staying inside to play a game together ( he always loses but makes you think that he did on purpose ).

Also please be the one to organise dates, because although George does reservate date nights at nice restaurants or clear his schedule to take you somewhere, he will forget. You'll be in the middle of a cuddle session with him, half watching the movie, half focusing on your boyfriend's pretty face when he suddenly jumps in place, eyes wide as he shouts about a reservation he just remembered. But he tries, at least. He won't always forget your reservations, but there will be a few moments where he does act like a dumbass.

Receiving/giving gifts — This man likes being spoiled, that's a given. See how happy he gets when Dream just takes out his credit card unasked? He's a prince who loves to be spoiled by his partner. So don't hesitate to get him something, even if it's a small thing like a scarf or a piece of jewellery you think would look good on him, he will take it and appreciate it a whole lot, even if it's the most useless thing in the world, he'll love it. It came from you, one of the people he loves the most and will treasure it as if it's the crown jewels themselves.

Acts of service — He's quite lazy sometimes, but that doesn't mean he won't do anything for you. As stated before, he doesn't really show his love through words, so his actions are the way to show his appreciation for you. He does chores for you around the house, the dishes, cleaning up any dirty laundry he can find strewn across the floor, cooking any random shit he can find and trying his best to make it look appetising for you, etc.

But apart from those mundane chores, he also does more little things like Sapnap: helping you with your makeup or hair or clothes, trailing after you while you cook waiting to help, instantly taking over whatever task you're working on whenever you need a break, making sure you're week hydrated and rested when you spend more time than usual in front of a screen.

WILBUR SOOT.

Physical touch — Wilburs a very touchy person as he's confirmed himself, always finding his hand wrapping around yours or resting on your shoulders, pulling your back to his chest so he can rest his chin on the crown of your head, enjoying how flustered you get whenever he pulls that kind of shit in public or around your friends.

He immediately gravitates towards you whenever you're both in the same place/room, his eyes finding yours and sending you a flashing smile before scurrying towards you just to press himself to your side, hand running over your back and busying himself with drawing on your skin; or if you're facing away from him when he finds you, he'll grab your waist from behind and watch you scream out of shock before hitting his chest, snickering as he pulls you into his arms.

Words of affirmation — Wilbur is a fucking poet when it comes to his love for you, spending hours at a time at his desk writing sickengly sweet verses in his little notebook about you and how fucking in love he is, leaving his notes around the house just so you'll pick them up and read through them, smiling brightly whenever you bring them back to him and ask him about it. He's very open with his love, whispering soft "I love you"s into your ear at random times of the day, strumming idly in his guitar and trying to find some type of melody that fits in with all the beautiful words he's written about you. Also expect lots of compliments through text as well, a "you look breathtaking today" sent when he's across the room from you, a goofy smile on his face as he watches you read it.

Quality time — It's the little things for Wil, like the feeling of lifting you in his arms and peppering kisses across your face the moment after a concert ends, adrenaline rushing through his veins making him more brave than usual; taking you out to bars and pubs with your friends just so you both can curl into one of the leather sofas and sip your drinks together; sitting on your bed while you scroll through your laptop as he strums on his guitar, singing softly to you or asking for your opinion on whatever riff he just came up with.

You don't really get much one-on-one dates. Let me explain. Wilbur tries his best to get a nice restaurant reservation, and when he finally gets a table, he's waiting for you to show up with a bright smile and a positive outlook on the evening, only for you to end up arriving with Tommy or James somehow tagging along with Wilbur when he leaves the office. Doesn't mean you don't have a nice time, though.

Receiving/giving gifts — Wilburs not a big gift giver, so he doesn't really mind if you don't either, but he will appreciate it massively if you do. Get him a new guitar and his old one will be out of the window (not actually, he'd probably give it to Tommy or just mount it on the wall), or some new sweaters that look amazing on him and he'll just burn every other item of clothing he owns. He isn't one to never buy stuff for his s/o, though, you see something you like and don't think you have enough for it? He's waving his card in front of your face. Tommy comments on something he heard you say you wanted? It's showing up a few days later. Also does his best to go all out on holidays/birthdays.

Acts of service — Wil enjoys showering with you a lot. Like just rubbing in the shampoo into your hair and playing with your locks, then leaning down so you can do the same to him? Peak acts of service for him. Also making tea for you (or coffee, but his specialty is tea) and bringing it to you on a cold night, cooking some recipe he saw online and making sure it's perfectly done so you're able to stomach it, and just doing chores around the house while you work or are busy.

Also will melt if you do small things like change his guitar strings or clean his desk while you're at his office.

[disturbed-and-depressed]

Dream: Sapnap, you'll be working with Karl and Y/n.

Sapnap: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Sapnap: ...Of people on a team.

[grunge-innie]

Hi!!! I wanted to request since I just watched quackity's new stream! Plus UR way of writing him is amazing so I wanna request from u!

Gn!reader helping Alex w his gingerbread house? Hcs or oneshot I don't mind

anything is ok! I just think it'd be cute! ^_^

A/N:Thank you so much for requesting.This is such a cute idea and I am glad you think that my way of writing Quackity is amazing.Hope you enjoy

AJ♡

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Gingerbread Houses

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Genre:fluff,crack

Pairings:Quackity x GN!reader

Pronouns:they/them

Warnings:like one inappropriate joke but it's Quackity what did you expext.

Summary:Quackity's s/o joins his stream.

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Jingle bell rock dirty version was playing in Quackity's kitchen while he was shouting over it not knowing how to turn it off.

"FUCK,I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF I AM SO SORRY GUYS."

After finally turning it off Alex could start his christmas stream.

"So guys,look at what my mum bought me."He said showing a box that had picture of gingerbread houses on itself.

"I thought we could build this together tonight and guess what chat,tonight we are having a special guest.LET'S GOO"After saying that he gestured towards you.

"It's Y/N!!"He said jumping around you and pulling you towards the camera

"It's me!!"You said jumping with him.

"Guys,unfortunately they won't be here for the whole stream they'll just come from time to time."Alex said as he put his arm around your shoulder.

"Yeah chat,I'll be here if he calls for me, needs help or maybe if I get hungry.The reason why I won't be here for a whole stream is because I can't stand being in the same room as Quackity for a long period of time."

The gentle look that he had on his face as he was looking at you soon disappeared and it turned into a dissapointed one.He took his arm off of your shoulder and jokingly shouted at you to get out of his kitchen in a bad british accent trying to imitate Gordon Ramsay

"Ok,ok I'll go"You said kissing him on the cheek and leaving him flustered in front of a camera.

Soon the chat filled with the word simp.

"GUYS I AM NOT A SIMP,I SWEAR!!"

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"So,yeah that's what happend on Halloween so I'll probably wear this tiger onesie if it gets too hot in here."Alex said showing his tiger onesie that he couldn't wear this Halloween.

"Not probably you will wear this tiger onesie, I'll make sure of it"You shouted from the living room.

"Listen if you don't want to be on stream you don't get to make any decisions,alright?"

"Alexis Quackity you wound my heart I thought you loved me but you're actually just toxic."You dramatically said as you appeared in front of the camera.

Alex just looked you calmly in the eyes and told you to stop.

"See guys he's fucking toxic."

"I am not."

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"So I have to cut off the tip off of this icing tube."Alex said as he cut the tip off with his teeth and tried a bit of icing that came out of it.

"Mmm,this is good."He said as he enjoyed the icing until he read chat.

"Chat,what do you mean this is fucking glue?Y/N!!!"

After hearing Alex scream you walked into kitchen.

"What are you screaming for?"You asked seeing that he had a serious expression on his face.

"They are saying that i ate glue,so i just wanted to say i love you in case I die"

"Alex that is just the icing"

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After he seperated the gingerbread pieces one from another Alex started to put icing on the gingerbread pieces.

You decided to bring a chair and sit next to him so you could help him.

"Y/N look at it,this is actually so fun."He said looking at you with a blissful expression on his face.You couldn't help but think that he looked so cute right now.His hair a bit of a mess,a huge smile on his face and the puffines of his cheeks.

"Yeah it looks awesome love"You said smiling at him.

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"Okay chat I am going to be changing the lighting to a more festive one."Alex said as he picked up his phone to choose a new colour of LED lights.

After a few seconds the lights turned red.

"Oh my God Alex I didn't know you were horny you could've just said so."You jokingly said turning around to face him.

"I am not horny,it's just a colour!!"He said as he turned around to face you.

"By the way you look beautiful in this lighting"He said as you started to blush.

"Thank you."

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"Oh my God it's so hot in here I am going to change my clothes."Alex said as he got up to put on his onesie.What you didn't expect was for him to put the onesie over the clothes that he was already wearing.

"Why are you wearing the onesie over your clothes,just take them off."

"I can't take of my clothes on stream."

"Come behind the camera and take them off."

"So you want me to take my clothes off."He said with a smirk on his face as he changed the lighting back to red.

"ALEX NO!!"

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As Alex was making his gingerbread house you decided to make another one.He was walking around trying to find something and after he found it,he came back and wrapped his arms around you from behind.

"Looks good mi amor."He said placing his head on your shoulder and looking at you.

"Thank you."You said gluing another wall of the house and after placing it turning around to look at him.What you didn't realize was how close you guys would be if you turned around.After a few seconds of staring at each other with a lovesick looks in your eyes Alex leaned in and kissed you on your nose.

"Cutie."He said unwraping his arms and getting back to making a gingerbread house.

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"So that's it for today's stream guys hope you enjoyed and Merry Christmas."Alex said turning off his stream.

"Well that was fun."You said wraping your arms around his waist as he did the same to you.

"Yeah definently we shou-ACHOO"His sentence was cut off by a sneeze.

"Oh you poor thing,go to bed and I'll make you some tea."

"Will you come cuddle as well?"

"Of course."You said kissing him on his forehead and turning around to make some tea for your sick boyfriend.

Masterlist

[mcyt-peach]

Hi, Peach~! I would like to request a oneshot/drabble for cc!Schlatt with "one gives the other a kiss on the cheek and the other one suddenly turns their head" prompt with fem!Reader please?

sneaky schlatt

·˚ * summary: a discussion on the chuckle sandwich podcast means schlatt has to test out a prank suggested by his friends

·˚ * pairing: cc!schlatt x fem!reader

·˚ * warnings: reader uses she/her pronouns, technically schlatt kisses reader on the lips without asking but reader was ready to kiss him anyway so...

·˚ * word count: 576

·˚ * genre: fluff, romantic

·˚ * note: kaiselin this was adorableeeeeee I love me some fluffy schlatt and this is totally a trick he'd pull so I hope I did your idea justice

The new Chuckle Sandwich episode was being filmed and the three hosts had decided to talk about old movies and childhood nostalgia.

“Do you guys remember that thing where someone would try to get the love interest to kiss them on the cheek, but they’d turn their head at the last second and get a kiss on the lips?” Charlie questions, carrying on the conversation about old romance movies with plots that flew over their heads as children.

“No.” Schlatt scowls at the screen, clearly confused as to what his friend was referring to.

“Dude, it was a super popular trope!” Ted counters. “I remember my parents even doing it sometimes.”

“Yeah, it was like a cute thing people would do all the time.” Charlie agrees. “You’ve definitely seen it before, you probably just don’t remember.”

“No, I’ve never even heard of it. Besides, there’s no way it would work. What, the other person just doesn’t notice their partner’s head swinging around at top speed? They’d have to be blind for that to work.” Schlatt doubles down on his stance, in classic Schlatt fashion.

“What?” Ted has his signature disbelieving smile pasted on his face. “There’s no way THE Jschlatt has never seen it. It’s the oldest trick in the book. How do you not know it? You’re basically our jester!”

“I’m electing to ignore that.” Schlatt fires back at Ted, turning around to watch you tentatively open the door, his lunch in hand and Jambo at your heels. He motions for you to come in and while you cross the office, he swings around in his chair to face the screen again.

“Dude, try it on her.” Charlie proposes, seeing you usher Jambo through the door before you close it. “She’ll totally fall for it!”

“She won’t.” Schlatt still doubts how anything so childish would ever work, but tests it nonetheless, just to prove Ted and Charlie wrong.

As you set the plate of food down on his desk, Schlatt looks at you and taps at his cheek. “Knock me a kiss, sweetheart.”

All too used to his needy bouts, you don’t put up a fight, getting ready to plant a peck on his cheek. But before you can, he swivels his head to catch your lips in his own.

The kiss is short and sweet. Obviously not too explicit for the sake of his two friends watching on screen, but still conveying all the emotions he found hard to express with words.

Separating from him, you feel a bit embarrassed about kissing in front of an audience. Said audience is currently cheering and shouting “I told you so!”, heard even through Schlatt’s headphones.

Neither of you can hide your smiles when you turn away from each other, him muttering a shy “Yeah, whatever” into his mic. You shuffle out of the office and catch your breath in the hallway, wondering if he’ll be doing that more often.

“Can we keep that in or do you want the editors to cut it out?” Ted asks seriously, not wanting to cross either of your boundaries.

“Nah, cut it out. She’s just for me.” Schlatt’s smirk is oh so obvious on screen.

“God, you even sound like an old movie. You sure you weren’t cryogenically frozen in the 90’s and thawed out?” Charlie moves to a new topic, laughing at how easily Schlatt jumps into explaining the conspiracy that Walt Disney’s head was frozen when he died.

[colorfull-cord]

It’s the little things

Ships: Quackity x Y/n(female)

!WARNINGS! : cussing, kissing

“AHHHHHHHH” you heard someone scream from the other room. “WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT” you yelled from the living room. “BABE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!” You yelled again “ugh” you exclaimed as you got up from the couch. Walking to the room was…. Interesting. There was no more noise coming from your room. “Babe what the fuck was that” you say opening the door. As you stand in the door frame arms crossed, you see your boyfriend laying on the floor with his arms and legs flying everywhere while sticking his tongue out trying not to smile. “…what am I seeing right now…” walking over to him you could hear his little giggles here and there. “What are you doing?” You say bent over looking at him from above. “I’m dead I need mouth to mouth immediately.” He says dramatically. “But your not dead..” “YES I AM I NEED IT NOW!” He yells in a crying like voice. “Ugh fine.” You say right before bending over to kiss him. As you do so he kisses right back grabbing the back of your neck. “Really?” You say pulling up. “Yes.” Is all he said looking at you all squinty eyed. “Well your alive now so get up.” “Okkkkkkkkk is you sayyyyyyy sooooooooo” he says slowly getting up. “Can I get one more kiss I need more air.” “No. No more kisses you already got what you wanted.” “Awwwwwwwwwwwww”

*heyyyyyyy this took me a little while to do and btw this is for @blessys-stars-tt !!!*

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[sunflowerdaisybee]

Could you possibly do a Male God!Reader with 2-4 sets of wings (To show a sign of power, kind of like some goddesses with extra limbs to show power) with C!Quackity where they both just preen each others wings and have a nice fluffy day indoors if you feel comfortable with it and/or have time? Have a lovely day by the way ^^

This was really cute and fun to write (even though i rewrote it like five times lol), i hope you like it! :]

Pairing: Quackity X Reader

Pronouns: none used/gender neutral

[A/n]: Requests are open! :]

“Would you quit moving so much? You’re gonna make me mess up.” Quackity chuckled as you continued to bounce with light laughter. He had made a rather stupid joke, in all honesty, but it made you laugh, now struggling to hold still while holding it in.

“(Y/n), it wasn’t even that funny, I mean, c’mon,” he started to slowly dissolve into laughter as well, his soft chuckles melding with yours. His hands dropped from your middle, left wing as he instead placed them on his legs trying to calm himself down as his wings fluttered behind him. What he hadn’t accounted for was your wings also fluttering with your laughter, something made all the more dangerous by your number of wings.

His sudden shriek and the soft thunk against one of your wings was what finally snapped you out of your laughter. Apparently, you had gotten yourself so worked up that one of your wings had accidentally thunked your boyfriend in the head. Knocking him over and startling him out of his own laughter.

“Oh shit, Quackity, love, I’m so sorry. You ok?” Quackity seemed to lay there for a moment, not fully comprehending what just happened.

“Did I just get slapped by your wing?” A brief snort escaped you as you helped him back into a sitting position, nodding your head as he looked at you bewildered.

“I’m sorry love, your joke had me laughing so hard that I just sorta lost control.” Quackity only stared at you for a moment before tackling you, pinning your larger frame below his.

“First you don’t sit still, and then you slap me with your wing! You’re in for it now.” His hands, smaller in comparison to yours, made quick work of finding your sides and attacking, nimble fingers dancing over your ribs and tickling you. A howl of laughter escaped from your mouth as you attempted to move his hands away, he was determined though, fueled by your earlier actions. 

Your hands did little against his, weakened by your current state. Your wings, on the other hand, proved to be a big help. With you laughing uncontrollably, they were fluttering like wild beneath you, the six creating quite a racket as they knocked into everything. 

“Quackity, I- pfft, wait- just,” he was relentless in his attack, not allowing you to speak out full sentences. It wasn’t until he was, again, hit accidentally by your wing that he stopped, allowing you a moment to collect yourself.

“You seriously hit me again?”

“It wasn't, it wasn’t on purpose!” You stuttered over your words as you thought about the action, trying not to laugh at your clearly displeased boyfriend.

“Yeah ok.” Quackity playfully rolled his eyes at you, smiling as you scoffed back, just as playfully.

“Your wings do the same thing when you laugh, they just aren’t big enough to hit me.” 

“You're lying.”

“Oh yeah?” Your voice held a challenging tone, one that Quackity should’ve taken as a sign to run. Just as quickly as he had tackled you, had you flipped the situation on him, pinning him below you.

“Just watch,” and just as he did previously, you began to tickle him, chuckling as he squirmed and laughed uncontrollably. And just as you said, his wings did the same thing, flapping relentlessly against the floor below him.

“See, my little ducky, I was right.” Your hands raised, stopping the attack on the poor man as he used the chance to catch his breath.

“I’m not little.”

“Nah don’t say that, my sweet little man, my tiny beloved.” What started as preening, turned tickle fight, had now turned into teasing. At this rate, no wings would be finished today.

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