what are yall up to, god I wish there were 40 more hours in a day
Cause even if there were 40 more I would want to say
mY MOM
[ID: Muscle Man, getting drunk off soda, waving his shirt in the air as it explodes. He has a heart tattoo with text that reads, "My mom." He is standing on a couch that Benson is sitting on, looking annoyed while trying to write on a clipboard. /end ID]
ETA: IDK WHY THIS IS GETTING NOTES but for if someone comes back to check the op for more info, here:
ETA2: for those of you finding it After 4/20, the "today only" prices were weed "blaze it" jokes
ETA3: it is now july the 4/20 joke is over i turned off reblogs bc for some reason this keeps coming back LMAO - you're not blocked i just got sick of it blowin up my notifs
What I need is something that comes in a corked glass jar with a brown paper label and a woodcut portrait of a guy whose first name is apparently "Professor" on it. I think that would fix me.