#drunk posting

[mathswizard]

im so fucking stupid someone gave me 9/25 as a probability and i tried to convert it into % form and instead of multiplying 25 and 9 by 4 to get 36/100 or 36% (like my friend did) i realised they were both square numbers then square rooted 9/25 to get 3/5 then translated that to 0.6 or 6/10 then squared that to get 36/100 then converted that to 36%. why did i do any of that. like come on.

[cookie-waffle]

me when i the h

[lux-scriptum]

UR oc gets a smooch and UR oc gets a smooch and UR oc gets a smooch….

[gh0st-g1rlx0]

Self care💅🏻

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

sometimes I like a white wine and sometimes i do not like a white wine and because I am sometimes served a glass of Bad Drink when I am expecting Nice Drink, I have started an experiment

Every weekend I'm buying myself a new bottle and paying attention if it's a chardonnay or pino grr.. eshio? Or a...

okay I'm not paying very close attention but the goal is to work out what is the nice wine and what is the bad wine and then when I'm out at dinner I can be more likely to order the Nice Drink

Trouble is, in the house I normally drink a fruit fusion which masquerading as a wine and has a 5%abv and I often drink it with a straw while doing my big jigsaw

And after smashing a laaaarge glass of proper wine while In The Jigsaw Zone, I am beginning to suspect that whatever this weeks one is slightly more than 5%

[jazzyvlogs]

Having a hate my art moment- anyways-

Ellis sending Nick cute selfies on valentines <3

[roommatewells]

U may be dating him but hes sleepojng innmy bed every night! Im thebone cuddling and making him breakfast (:

[kissoflightning]

I'd really like to see Josh wearing glasses. Just for the aesthetic; like he's a cutie, but I'm imagining a human AU of Professor Josh wearing glasses and I'm thinking he'd look damn fine, you know?

[jenthebug]

SUPER WINE DRUNK POST

I’m not much of a wine fan but damn if that shit isn’t effective 🥴🍷

Bought a Malbec for the 10th anniversary, a blend from next anniversary, and cherry wine just because

Also a lipgloss because it’s cute

The Lyft driver had a hybrid Camry!! Like mine!! We had a whole ass conversation about how hybrid Camrys are awesome!!

I’m buying Husband a bottle of port for Christmas. Soon. Because he deserves it. And port may not be available later, the winery rotates their shit.

I have writers block. I need to try writing drunk

[aysathenotsogreat]

to be clear, Im an RTD stan knowing he's a messy boomer gay and that loudness is exactly what this show needed after the previous era. I'd rather that then the tepid approach the previous era took towards its bigots. my man wrote in a "did you just assume their pronouns joke" that didnt make we want to kill myself instantly and that deserves praise ngl. did i find the end about the doctor understanding as a woman cringe as fuck? yes. I'd rather doctor who be boldly misguided than silent. especially in the climate in british news media in relation to trans women in particular.

the fact there wasnt a series 11 episode dealing with the new expectations of the doctor as a women, calling out the so called "fans" for believing she was any different was such a missed opportunity i think. it also would have probably given 13 some actual strong characterization

[god-of-this-new-blog]

Guys. Just idea. Light and L drinking together. And they’re laughing over pretentious things like novels and stupid literary theorems in three different languages. And they are both sitting on the floor on the cool tile at one point and everything is so funny, small, and simple. And they get each other and they understand the other’s jokes and they are both smiling like they haven’t in years. Lights head is swimming and his joints feel loose and ill strung. And L finally relaxes his body, unstrung.. and and and

[soubi122]

Drunk thought number ***

Having them distract you more than half the time when you're working from home by walking around almost naked with a huge boner or playing with your tits while you're on a call. Which ultimately leads to you having to take an extended 'lunch' break.

-Mikey, Baji, Kazutora, Smiley, Sanzu, Ran, Mochi, South, Wakasa, Shinichiro, Hanma

-Yuji, Gojo, Toji, Sukuna, Todo, Ino, Choso

[ymdslf]

i am drunk and crying over boygenius

[calc1fers]

james would be the most emotional drunk he’d tell everyone he loved them in the strangest and most long-winded way possible (and then start crying)

[intersexfairy]

"how are you?" im thinking about the free benzos at detox