#dude what the fuck

[katsukiizmoon]

I have actual tears in my eyes thinking about deep sex with music in the background with Katsuki???? Oh my fucking god can you imagine— shut the fuck up—??? 18+ with f!reader

Katsuki’s tongue slides against yours, firm hand gripping at your waist to keep you steady. Your legs tremble and a hiccup leaves you, breaking this kiss with a pant when he bottoms out again.

His forehead knocks against yours, eyes squeezing shut, his mouth dropping in a low “o” and he pulls back. His cock pulls leaving just the head in, then he slams forward. Your hands find themselves grabbing tenaciously at his large arms.

You blink, swallowing down a watery sound, when you look up. The breath is knocked out if you, he’s buried to the hilt, forehead sticky with sweat.

Cherry red, thin eyes study your pretty face. He looks down, then, between your bodies. Your tummy quivers, pussy squelching as he strokes deep and hard. His tongue flicks over his lips and he wills himself to focus.

That stupid fucking remix of crazy in love starts in the background and he punctuates the beat with a thrust. Your head throws back, nails digging and dragging into his shoulders now, while his cock drags against your wet walls.

Something about it makes your nose and lips tingle, makes you a little too high. And he eats it up, letting out a long and drawn out groan. The hair at the back of his neck is damp from sweat and there’s sparkly lip gloss on the corner of his mouth.

Time stops existing, his heavy body presses harder against yours and he makes it a point to kiss you. Languid, like he’s savoring the taste of your spit and trying to memorize the texture of your lips. A string of spit falls against your chin when he pulls back with a gasp.

“Yeah, yeah— look at you, pretty.” Katsuki gasps, eyes momentarily rolling back.

The music all but forgotten, merely minuscule compared to the absolute god of a man pounding into you with perfect rhythm. He looks so pretty, flushed in the face and fucking into you like he’s got all the time in the world. The grip of his hand heats up a little, he finds himself holding you a little harder, a little closer.

[ratatatastic]

Ekky Cup Day | 8.17.24 (x)

[gimmethatagustd]

the exact face i made when i realized they were showing him taking a shower

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

THERE IS FEAR IN MY HEART,

THERE IS FEAR IN MY HEART

[bittyfromquotev]

WOW. WHAT. THE. FUCK./neg

At least I wasn’t NAMEDROPPED this time! Who the FUCK was stalking my blog to make that document?! You HAD to have read my pinned post to know I was a minor.

People need to SHUT THE FUCK UP. You can believe what you want to believe based on the facts and what happened. I hope to whatever the fuck you believe in that you don’t blame these minors for whatever supposed wrongdoing we’ve committed. Because we are MINORS.

I know this is about to be contradicting, but just because we’re minors doesn’t mean we can’t make good, well thought out decisions and judgements.

Whoever made the document/was actively looking through my posts, FUCK YOU. I do NOT need to be put in more drama.

I would be much more upset about this if I was namedropped. So thanks for that I guess. At least you KIND OF care.

Still. Fuck you.

[chip-the-silly-fish]

*grabs and throws you into the pool*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!- *drowning toddler sounds*

@ask-lesbian-zipster

[starwalker03]

Finally listened to the Pinn Drop live stream

The fact that now I'm emotional about the crazy floating head??? I. I can't.

[chocouniversa]

Holy Shit. [MINOR SPOILERS FOR HAZBIN HOTEL FINALE]

SPOILERS BELOW:

Ok. Hazbin Hotel finale. Awesome. Thas all ima say, anyway...to my point.

I don't know why I didn't realize it until the finale but fucking Adam?

This fucker?

His divine robes here are pretty distinct, but until today I didn't realize it's supposed to be a FUCKING VARSITY JACKET.

L O O K.

The most toxic jock ever, gosh.

(Ok thoughts over)

[makahitaki]

2020 was 4 years ago

[ur-dad-satan]

My fucking brain is melting. So many things have happened in the last 24 hours and I need to just have a day where I learn absolutely nothing.

FIRST, that orange cheeto looking mother fucker got shot in the ear and gained fucking sympathy from some of the internet, while the rest is distraught that the shooter missed.

SECOND, I love my girlfriend so much. Like she's so sweet and just a ray of sunshine

THIRD, I watched the teaser trailers for Garten of BanBan 8 and I... that shit made my head hurt. There's two of them and they insinuate two different things. I guess spoilers for the teasers and possibly "lore" so... skip if you want to? So the first one on the steam page implies that BanBan stole the blue BanBan's identity/place in the main cast. It also introduces a fucking yellow aardvark/anteater thing. Then the second teaser implies that fucking Syrengeon is the one who MADE Uthman into BanBan. I fucking HATE this franchise.

and FINALLY, Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles were both at the Euros Finals, potentially just mere YARDS away from each other. For the first time in HOW MANY FUCKING YEARS?!?! IM FUCKING SORRY?!?!? YOU EXPECT MY LARRIE ASS TO BE CALM AND NOT LOSE MY FUCKING MIND!?!? I may not talk about being a Larrie too often, but I'm like a fucking sleeper agent.

So yeah, TL;DR: Too many things are happening, I love my girlfriend, and I need a nap

[atowncalledher]

I FUCKING RECONNECT WITH THIS GIRL FROM HIGH SCHOOL. ITS BEEN FOUR YEARS. TWO HOURS INTO TALKING TO HER AGAIN IM CRACKING HER PLURAL EGG?

HELP ME

[homosexual-tommyinnit]

I JIST SAW SOMEONE POST SMTHN ABOUT HAPPY PRIDE TO QUACKITY

Not dsmp quackity we already know that person fucks guys lmao

BUT THEY SAID HAPPY PRIDE TO IRL QUACKITY

CONTEXT ANYONE????

[mintcrows]

can the fucking ''more like this'' part of tumblr when you click my art show my other art instead of random people who draw incest

[sunny-days-and-warm-mournings]

WAIT if Sun WuKong was trapped in the crucible for 49 days and a day in Heaven is equals to a year in the Region Below—

DOESN'T THAT MEAN HE'S BEEN GONE FOR DECADES!?!? AND THAT COUPLED WITH HIS 500 YRS IMPRISONMENT

His poor family ☹️ the monkeys must have missed him so much...

[rainbow-femme]

Okay you know what you may have deserved to be put in a dungeon for this, Maurice

[bittyfromquotev]

"I think we scared them away chat"

This is what those anons and the other non anonymous person was saying. Why are you still bringing attention to them if they haven't sent you anything else? This is what they say is the attention-seeking behavior you have. You are, as that other anon said, egging people on when the storm had already settled.

As for making light of harassment, just because your friends haven't called you out doesn't mean anything. They're your friends, and most of the time, friends rather defend each other than call out each other's bad behavior. You are making light of harassment by making satire and laughing about the assumption that people will harass you and your friends by making a doc about your side blog.

"See how I'm taking accountability here? Yeah."

That just sounded condescending, and based on your recent egging on, you didn't learn anything. Croissant said that those anons and the non anon person didn't provide criticism when actually they have been telling you to stop this behavior of yours because it does take away from the real victims and take accountability. By real victims, I meant the ones who have received those horrendous pictures for months and are still being harassed to this day. Not your friends.

People are telling you to stop this behavior because it's not helping the real victims but you're being stubborn and childish, assuming that those people are telling you to get off the internet when really, it was only that one anon who did. The rest were just telling you to stop your bad behavior that is taking away from the real victims. The anon who called you out first even said that the rude anon was "right in some way" regarding your behavior, and didn't say that the rude anon was right that you should get off the internet. They just said about your behavior, but you assumed they agreed to all the things the rude anon said.

I said that, yeah. I said that in a condescending way, and I’m sorry. I said it because clearly you guys don’t think I’m taking responsibility for my actions.

“you’re egging them on when the storm has already settled” BRO IM TRYING TO BE FUNNY 💀 also when I do that, the storm has yet to settle.

Dude how am I taking away from real victims? I need you to explain that to me. Clearly, no one fucking cares about my satirical posts unless it’s clearing something up about them or finding them funny. Again, people would have told be BEFORE THIS if I was doing something wrong. Not just my friends.

I don’t think you understand. I’ve explained my shit to y’all THREE TIMES. FOUR, MAYBE. You keep telling me the same things over and over and I’ve already explained myself to you! MY GOSH!

Look I’m sorry I’m being rude but I’m tired of this. There was no need to send me any of that shit. What the fuck.