#duh xDDD

[s2pdoktopus]

The strict Shijie

[sincerely-sofie]

I saw that you take game requests, and I saw a cool one you would like! It's called pokemon mystery dungeon: explorer's of sky. I like that game a normal amount and I think you would too!

OMGOSH I'm already playing that!! OWO My mom gave me a copy after I got home from school and I'm really excited. I started it just a little bit ago and it said I'm a skitty with an orange aura :3 how awesome-sauce is that???

Apparently my absolute FAVE legendary is in this game lol XD the Rise of Darkrai FTW!!! I can't wait to get to that part!!!!!!!!!!

I drew some art of my character XD :3 Her name is Kitsune (pronounced Kit-soon, DUH). She's super cool and just like me.

I'm also making the guild in MC!!! XDDD

[infinite-hearts-333]

Tay Friend head canons and stuff i guess.

The beloved autism is currently mad at me and i am suffering due to stress and low social battery. What do i do to fix this? Feed you lot i guess lol.

Pspspssp @onyxonline I’m back at it again lol

Starting off strong with

Maya :D (now confirmed roommate and best friend heheh) @fishy0bishy

Maya defiantly is gonna be the one that gets the most spontaneous gifts, due to their shared passion for nature, and Tay’s tendencies to hand out any plant matter as humanly possible. She’s also gonna be the one, (along side Andri probably,) to slowly chip through the masking Tay does so that at least in their little group they can be a little bit more wild.

They would have defiantly met in the green house, cause ofc a magic school has one of those duh. Tay goes there when thing’s are a little bit too much cause the greenery reminds them of the bush of home, and well i think we all know why Maya is there lol.

Maya is the BEST. stim toy ever. Period. Tay would spend hours just tracing their finger along Maya’s wood limbs with their finger if they could SSSKSK.

Andri (support and enabler) @north-heats-stronghold

Absolutely calls Tay Dudelet. Like a mix of dude and dudette?? Get it?? (M sorry XD)

Lil silly man makes Tay very giddy and wild. They go crazy. I love the idea that Tay would eat Australian foods and everyone one is like. The fuck. Will force feed Andri fairy bread, and he will enjoy it /jk

Emotionally conscious enough to provide Tay a safe place to go crazy and not having to worried about masking. Which is excellent. Also provides correct complements for things that others simply wont catch, completing tasks they don’t like, doing something with confidence, speaking their opinion in large crowds ect. Very good for them yes yes.

LET THEM TRAIN TOGETHER!!!!! Really wanna make something where Andri get Tay to agree on training together and Tay all confident and chatty as a witch and everyone’s like :00000

My god, if magic does influence them outside of their ‘magic girl form’ and Andri can change his body heat at will Tay is gonna be ALLL over it. Massive heat stealer. Andri will never escape their cold hands XDDD

Drapes all over him. Or leans. They’re not tired! Just listening to you :>

Miguel (comfort- he did not sign up for this XDDD) @novalizinpeace

Was it because he’s (slightly) intimating so he’ll scare off people? Is it because of the big fluffy jumper? Did Tay sense weakness? Who knows, but now Miguel is now stuck with them lol.

Reread up on their bios (again) but honestly, he kinda asked for this position lol. With his powers, he’s literally the ONLY person in the entire school that will have even the slightest clue on how Tay is feeling with masking and repression (yippee!!!) at stages, even they don’t know, so it is excellent to have someone that will understand and not brush them off for being ‘to immature’ or ‘to emotional’. Probably looks like a sad kicked puppy to him HAHA.

They can do parallel play!!! More so when Miguel first gets there with his worries about ‘how good his English is’, cause Tay is fine to just sit and do their own thing, together :> No talking required!

Defiantly would hold onto Miguel’s sleeves if they’re walking together lol.

Miguel is not ready for when someone insults him and Tay goes apeshit on them haha. No one is mean to their friend >:)))

Rosa (bad influence lol) also belongs to Nova :> ^^

Met through Maya, and was utterly terrified of her haha. (Tay’s also bigger than Rosa, which makes it more hysterical.)

Resorted to bringing Rosa different seeds in hopes she wouldn’t bite them. And once they were more use to each other started bringing her native Australian plants, (which are apparently weird as shit to the rest of the world??? Y’all basic).

Rosa probably tolerates them more than other people cause their quiet lol.

Plant scientists! “This is a banksia. When the big fires come, they use the heat to melt the wax around the seed pods and shoot their seeds out once the fire is gone.”

“THEY EXPLODE?”

“… technically?”

[bobateababe]

just a curiosity...

[marinerainbow]

//Hiiiii! ^^ Long time no see, I've been busy! I just logged in immediately in the middle of the night because I'm just thinking...you have to wonder how Dolores actually managed to "shake the weasels" right?

*shot of the Dodge Humpback with voices inside*

Psycho: It's been too looooong!

Wheezy: *hacks*

Greasy: How long we gotta stay here, eh?

Smartass: Keep ya lips zipped ya imbeciles! We wait as long as it takes for Little Ms Mother Hubbard to leave the cupboard, capische?

Stupid: Duh, what's she hidin' in the cupboard, is it a birthday cake?

Smartass: Not da real cupboards you rube! The one where dey store da liqueur.

Psycho: Heeeee I know how to lick! *licks Greasy*

Greasy: Ayyy! *cursing in Spanish, broken up by hisses and smacks*

Wheezy: You're gettin' ash on the upholstery!

Stupid: Ooh dog pile!

Smartass: GET OFFA ME YOU BUNCHA MEATHEADS!

*sounds of muffled weasel violence*

Dolores: *exits the station bar and walks down the stairs*

*inside view of the car*

Smartass: Dat's her!

Dolores: *eyes dart carefully before she makes a beeline across the street*

Smartass: *grips hands on the steering wheel* Okay, let's amscray.

*The dodge follows Dolores to a cab where she gets in and turns around*

Smartass: She's seen us!

Wheezy: Let's go!

*as the car steps on the peddle Dolores pays the driver*

Dolores: Quickly Mack, take me to the Central Nickelodeon Theatre and hurry! There's an extra tip in it if you lose the car behind us.

Driver: A getaway huh? Yes Ma'am!

*the cab backs up so quick it startles the weasels and speeds off down the narrow streets. Smartass stays on them but when they reach another corner they hit a fruit salesman and scatter oranges everywhere. One hits Stupid in the mouth and Wheezy in the eye. Greasy protects his neck from an oncoming clothes line only to be blinded by a shirt. He snatches a brassiere off the same line which gets stolen by Psycho. The car hits another turn and they're in traffic. They've lost the cab.*

Greasy: I can't see, they got away?

Stupid: Yup! Two escapeès in one day, dat's a new record huh Boss-?

Smartass: *grabs him by the snout and slams his whole head onto the steering wheel so hard the horn goes off*

Hey! It has been a while. How are you? I hope life has been treating you well ^^

Omg XDDD I really wish we got to see Delores and the weasels!!! She's a tough lass, I bet she gave them plenty of trouble- without getting herself in trouble with them ^^

I want to see this entire scene animated XD

[istadris]

Pardon mais rien que d'imaginer Mario kidnapper Bowser, je suis morte de rire xDDD Je vois bien Bowser rester abasourdi, du genre "attends, attends, qu'est-ce qu'il vient de se passer là ?!" et Luigi "Mais, hé ?? Mario ?? Pas de blagues, hein ? MARIO !!!"

(En référence à ce post)

Bowser enfermé dans une mini cage après s'être fait nourrir un mini champignon de force alors que Mario s'enfuit en courant avec la cage sous le bras : "Que-quoi-qu'est-ce qui se passe ???"

"Tu te fais kidnapper, tiens!"

"....Mais c'est pas comme ça que ça marche d'habitude !!!"

Pendant ce temps, une fois l'effet de surprise passé, l'instinct de Caïn va ressurgir de plein fouet chez Luigi.

Mario une fois planqué avec DK et la cage de Bowser : "Bon, DK, merci beaucoup pour ton aide, je m'en souviendrai à ton enterrement si tu y passes avant moi."

DK : "De quoi tu parles, mec?"

*BOUM*

"MAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

"Woputain, c'est ton frère qui a fait ça ???"

Mario est le seul qui n'est pas surpris quand Luigi saccage tout sur son chemin en les poursuivant.

*

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[Translation :

Saemi's ask : Sorry but just imagining Mario kidnapping, I'm laughing my ass off XD I can see Bowser being flabbergasted, like "wait wait what just happened ?!" and Luigi "Hey, wait ?? Mario ?? It's a joke right ? MARIO !!"

My answer : Bowser locked in a tiny cage after being force-fed a mini mushroom as Mario runs away with the cage under one arm : "Who-what-where-what's happening ??"

"You're getting kidnapped, duh!"

"...But that's not how it's supposed to go!!"

Meanwhile once surprise has passed, Luigi's Cain instinct is going to flare up big time.

Mario once he's hidden with DK and Bowser's cage : "Well, DK, thanks a lot for your help, I'll remember it at your funeral if you die before me."

Dk: "What're you talking about, man?"

*BOOM*

"MAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

"Holyshit, did your brother do that ???"

Mario is the only one not surprised when Luigi goes on a rampage chasing after them.]

[slashingdisneypasta]

CW: mentions of abuse

Hostage: *counting out the bootleg beer in the crates*

Greasy: *slithering up to her* Busy chica? Chu know, I'm the second-in-command.

Hostage: Is that so?

Greasy: The Boss trusts me with all the important work while he's gone.

Hostage: How interesting.

Greasy: ...I get to wield a real gun, not a cartoon one, like a real pistolero, impressive, no?

Hostage: I guess.

Greasy: *scowls and picks up one of the beers to take a sip*

Wheezy: *coming around the corner coughing* Hey, Boss says no drinkin' the stash!

Greasy: Let a heartbroken man drink in peace, fumador.

Smartass: Alright ya mugs, how's the stock coming?

Stupid: Duh this is the last shipment, Boss. Then we lock up the garage till the morning. Just like you said! Did I get it right?

Hostage: *balancing another crate in her grip and moving tentatively to store it*

Smartass: Has she been at dis all night?

Greasy: She's determined, huh Boss?

Smartass: She's slow. You never get this kind'a problem when you nap toons to do this work.

Hostage: *exhausted turns to see Smartass and picks up her pace*

Smartass: Move it or lose it kid, we're on a tight schedule.

Hostage: yessir

Smartass: How many crates you shifted already?

Hostage: 18

Smartass: *stares behind her at the loaded garage* And it took you dis long. I gotta be honest sweetheart, I'm disappointed. I thought you wanted to walk free.

Hostage: ...

Smartass: *clicks fingers* C'mon answer me!

Hostage: I'll do the job...then you let me go home. That was the deal. So just let me work. I'm not expecting a rescue party any time soon.

Smartass: *straightens jacket awkwardly* Good...cuz ain't nobody coming! *turns to the weasels as if to say "Fix this!"*

Greasy, Wheezy, Psycho and Stupid: *shuffle away awkwardly*

Smartass: *sniffs* So...youse livin' alone?

Hostage: What do you expect me to say to that?

Smartass: I'm sayin' it sounds like the same old story: ditzy dame, rents an apartment, bozo of a landlord poundin' on ya door 'rebrandin' rent, no one to toin to. Dat's gotta be a lot on ya shoulders. Ever think'a doin' him in?

Hostage: I should say not!

Smartass: You think he'd be missed? Uh-uh. He's anutha parasite and youse his willin' host. Know what we do wit' parasites in the wild? We eat em. Or we give em to Psycho to eat.

Hostage: Why do you care what my landlord is up to?

Smartass: Because while the rest of those mugs ain't a 'receptive' I noticed them poiple bruises on ya neck. Which none of us laid a finger on.

Hostage: ...

Smartass: So....he hit ya?

Hostage: *hands shake and she steps away from the crates*

Smartass: I thought so. *pulls her sleeve down*

Hostage: Wait, where are you taking me?

Smartass: The ransom mission is off, we's droppin' you off at a hotel.

Hostage: ...What are you going to do?

Smartass: Don't worry ya head, we got it all covered. No-gooder does his thing, we go afta him. Trust me, we do this all the time.

Ahh! Here are my favourite bits XD:

Hostage being so unimpressed with Greasy's showing off XDD Like dude, this is not the time to get romantic. Pull yourself together.

Greasy: Let a heartbroken man drink in peace, fumador. ( Oh Greasy you overdramatic freak 🤦‍♀️ XDDD )

Someone validate Stupid's good work, please! 😤 He did so good!

'Move it or lose it, kid' 'Yessir'

-Ever think'a doin' him in?'- oh my god I thought it read 'ever thinka doin him?' at first and I was so scandalised XDD Like, Smartass!! Sir! My man, that is completely out of line- 😂😂

And of course, him at the end <3

Thank you so much for sending this in! Sorry it took a while ^^

[jupiter-nwn]

Gosh I had such a weird dream last night, like I was giving a class alongside my old chemistry teacher, and I must add that I'm SHIT at chemistry and she's not my teacher bc I don't have the class anymore, and then I was super embarrassed about it but Silver Wolf from fucking honkai star rail was in the class and spoke english to my level (everything else was in spanish) and used neopronouns and I wanted to talk to (kip? I think those were the neos in my dream, kip/kips or something) and to impress kip (in this dream I act like I have a crush on kip but I don't even HAVE the character 😭?? Nor any special connection to kip??) I wanted to become more of a gamer so I played a shitty miraculous ladybug parkour game, what you'd see in shitty mobile game ads, with motorbike sections and it was a mess

Also met a deaf guy in my high school and I wanted to introduce myself but he was way better at sign language than I am (duh) and I got Embarrassed again xddd

Man, social anxiety simulator

[itissnowing]

Tag 9 PPL U wanna get to know better

I'm going to combine it too xD @itslight666 @reznorty3

1. Three ships

Lawlight (duh xD), Lumity (Owl House), Eruri

(I have so many more 🥲 Historia/Ymir, Mello/Matt, Viktuuri, Ash/Eiji...)

2. First ever ship

I don't remember, it was either Doctor/Master from Doctor Who or Stexpert. The last one was a YouTube germany ship that was even shipped by the two people involved in it xDDD sixth grade was a wild place

3. Last song

L.A. Woman - The Doors

4. Last movie

Terminator 3

5. Currently reading

Sasaki and Miyano, Attack on Titan, Bullet Train

6. Currently watching

Star Trek The Original Series

7. Currently consuming

Ate some chips

8. Currently craving

A good grade in my physics exam and sleep

9. Tagging

@jessynote @pebblesgum @ratbefriender @cupid-bunny-light-yagami and anyone who wants to join :DD

[hellsmayflower]

IMPORTANT HEADCANONS TO CONSIDER

CAN THEY USE CHOPSTICKS: She’s into Asian food. Duh. Sushi and chinese food that she could afford. Sometimes with thai.

WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN THEY CAN’T SLEEP: Mayleene usually just goes for a smoke or just to drink what she finds in the fridge involving beer or anything alcoholic that can get her feeling a bit tired and tipsy.

WHAT WOULD THEY IMPULSE BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE: Gummy Worms. She fucking lives for that shit.

THEIR COFFEE ORDER: She’s not a karen type of coffee person. She just orders what she thinks looks good from the menu.

WHAT SORT OF APPS WOULD THEY HAVE ON THEIR SMARTPHONE: Mayleene is not much for social media but she does have some game apps and some social apps she she uses for being in contact with her loved ones and friends.

HOW DO THEY ACT AROUND CHILDREN: Mayleene had been around children all of her life in and out of foster care. Take care of some isn’t a new thing to her. She learned a thing or two of taking care of a child and watching over them since she was 10.

WHAT WOULD THEY WATCH ON TV WHEN THEY’RE BORED AND NOTHING THEY REALLY LIKE IS ON: She likes to binge watch on shows she watches and rewatches them again from seeing how good a show can be. {{ tagged by : @winters-club​ technically. XDDD }} {{ tagging : @streetwisetemptress​ @sultansdaughter​ @a-hazbin-spider​ @rodeoblitz​ @madscientistdonotdisturb​ and anyone else  who wants to do this! }}

[scngbard]

✨ GET TO KNOW THE MUN

WHAT'S YOUR PHONE WALLPAPER: It's Raine, ofc. xDDD LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO: Uh.... I don't know. Something from Raine x Ming's playlist. That's all I know. KJASDF CURRENTLY READING: Nothing... I've been repeatedly trying and failing to get back to reading, but. xP Reading time be hard, man. LAST MOVIE: Pride & Prejudice! The 2005 version owo WHAT ARE YOU WEARING: My Tom & Jerry Pjs PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: YES! My ears are technically pierced, but I typically don't wear earrings. (My new Raine one is the single exception LOL) And, I have four tattoos! A set of paw prints behind my left ear, Elsa's snowflake on my back left shoulder, my family initial on my left ankle, and then a rabbit skull w/ flowers on my right upper arm. GLASSES/CONTACTS OR BOTH?: Glasses. I heckin hate contacts. KAJHSDF LAST THING YOU ATE: Taco Bell owo FAVORITE COLOR(S): Purple and blue! CURRENT OBSESSION(s): The Owl House (duh), Disney, Frozen, and Dinosaurs! DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?: Nahhh FAVORITE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS: That list is about a mile long, but! Raine, Elsa, Scar, Vinyl Scratch, Octane, and like DOZENS of others xD But, it's a vague start. LOL

Tagged by: I stoles from dash owo Tagging: whoever hasn't done it already!

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

JOSH XDD sir

Get help lol

Hmmm a bit sus Josh 👀

Aww there's the stuff :))

Yeah :DD you met Karen!! :)

Aww :) I love y'all <33 glad Hen's not overreacting about him wanting to do it alone :)

But

Hen

Hen

What did you take Hen

HEN

SLDKGJDHKFLS Y'ALL NAUR XDD

Why guys lol

Ahhh I bet they're pregnant :DD

Wait is Eddie THERE- oh wait no duh you mean call him lol

Playing video games xD

Oh right lol y'all and the insomnia XDD I didn't realize it was that late

SLFKGHDJKDS y'all xD too much chaos lol

AHHHH yes it is!!! Congrats Buck :))

Well yeah kinda congrats

It did take a while to get here though lol xDD so there's that that's something to celebrate lol

Y'all XDD I know he must be but Bobby should not be up at this time do not be calling him

Ahh is she calling Athena? I'm just vaguely looking up and seeing two people- OPE no lol Bobby's just put xDD

Ahhh at the rehab place

LOL for a situation xD

What's he gonna seeee

Ahhhh it's THEMMMM

Oooop 👀👀👀

Aight aight interesting 👀👀

AN HOUR???!!?

Y'all go to bed 😭😭 like mood but try xD

Aww Hen :(( what did you hide though??? Like papers about his dad, about him being able to visit when he's old enough to make that decision or something? Hmmm so many questions

I'm sure it'll all work out <333

I bet he's listening though

AGHHHH YEP xddd

It'll be fiiiiine lol

XD JOSH

Sir get HELP

Where is this going lol I know it's going somewhere but I can't figure out where xD

WAIT WHAT??

Nah there's no way

You can't leave me like this sir

Like not my BOY 😭 xD

There's no way lol

NooOOO+

AHHHHH (awh not aah) A PRAAAANK XDDD

Y'all XDDD mood though lol

I was wondering earlier like wait you get to take all the crazy days off xD that doesn't seem fair, like, abuse of power much lol

SLDKGHSKDJKS HE KNEW XDDD

ALSLFHJGKLADJKLDAS BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAD HIS APPENDIX OUT L O L

Could he not think of a better excuse

Anyway xD

Okay yeah fair he works on holidays xD

"A lot" lol xDD

I understand the want to make him though lol

Y'all xDD I love you guys lol

Ooop Denny!

Is he admitting to taking it then?

Ahh nahh you don't need to apologize for that!!

Yeah they just want what's best for you :)) they just have emotions too and that's okay, but it's about you <33

Wait he's not gonna mention that he read it lol?

I mean I'm assuming but XD

AWWWWW Y'ALL I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️🥰🥰❤️

You guyssss :')) :D

[widgenstain]

Watching King Lear and hm, that’s a weird mix of theatre and film. I can’t even say if I like it or not. It’s... interesting. Different. But maybe not fully thought-through. 

[lasseutblogo]

Whenever Rurik is mad at Dante ( for whatever reason) what does he do?

hmmmm depending at what exactly he's mad he would throw stuff, yell at him, OR play like him (with a prank)

but most of the time, he just locks himself in the bedroom, listens his favorite music, or just ride his motorcycle

[percydedragon]

Pupper Pupper Pupper Phoenix

[imjustalazycat]

Brex. xD