#dumbass stiles

[confused-wanderer]

Scott *entering room* : Why’s Stiles lying face down on the carpet and screaming and why did Derek just pass me muttering about jumping off the roof?

Peter *having the time of his life* : It’s all just a- *voice breaks* - lil strange innit boys?

Stiles *screams intensified*

Scott: .. wh-

Lydia *trying to figure out how Stiles is one of the smartest people around* : We went to negotiate with the new pack

Malia *cackling with Peter* : The one possessive over its pack?

Scott: .. Right

Peter *snickering* : And Stiles here was with Derek making introductions cuz the rest of us *gestures to him and Malia* were… cautious

Stiles *screaming while lying face down*: YOU WANTED TO PLANT LANDMINES IN THE FOREST

Peter: Thats what I said.. anyways, the leader stepped forward, pointed to a woman in her pack and said, “She’s my mate.”

Malia *losing her mind and falling to the ground laughing while Stiles screams become louder*

Scott: and?

Peter: And what do you think our brave, snarky, cunning and smart Stiles said?

Stiles : IT WAS NOT MY FAULT OKAY IT WAS A MUSINDERSTA-

Malia *wheezing* : HE POINTED TO DEREK AND SAID “He’s my mate”!

Stiles *turning bright red* : I THOUGHT THEY WERE BRITISH OKAY?

[7thleveldown]

Best Friend

Yeah, I know this trope has been done to death, but tough! This was supposed to be about 2,000 words at most, and kept growing, so... oops?

Word count: 5,166

You didn’t know why you were even remotely surprised by your current situation. No matter what promises your best friend made to you — which he had done, repeatedly — you should have known you were always going to wind up like this. Sitting in the cold, waiting for him in his shitty Jeep — sorry Roscoe — while he was doing God knows what with her. Ella. Again.

He had promised from the bottom of his heart that we would be out of work on time, and would be more than happy to give you a lift home, as you had an early start the following morning, and it would be much quicker for him to take you than for you to endure the wonders of the public transportation system. Yeah, right.

In all likelihood he had completely forgotten that he had even offered. Seemingly all thought of anything but Ella went out of his head the moment he saw her, so in reality, you only had yourself to blame. You could have hotwired the car and just left him there in the dust, just to see how he felt about being forgotten, but you’d never do that to him. It wasn’t why you’d been forced to learn how to do it in the first place anyway. That had more to do with the ignition not working properly and half the time it was the only way to get the damn car to start.

So, here you sat, more than an hour and a half after Stiles should have been already out of the building in front of you, wishing that you had never believed a single word that ever came out of his mouth. Even that made you feel guilty. It wasn’t even that he had been lying when he made the offer, he just… He had forgotten. Again. As if being reminded that the majority of the time you were nothing more than an afterthought wasn’t painful enough. You knew that really you should just cut ties with him completely and save yourself the pain. Lydia had lectured you on countless occasions about the perils of the torture you were putting yourself through, and when Stiles didn’t even bother to put any effort in, what was the point? Sometimes you wondered how long it would take him to notice if you did just stop contacting him, but that was followed by an awful realisation you didn’t want to face. He wouldn’t notice. Maybe not ever. You would just fade completely into the periphery until he couldn’t even remember your name.

You decided you would give it five more minutes and then you would force yourself out of the car and just get yourself home. This was just pointless and not helping anyone. Admittedly, you had said that half an hour ago and hadn’t moved yet. You wanted to scream, but all you felt was saltwater welling up in your eyes, unbidden and unwanted. Screw it. You got your bags out of the back and slammed the door a lot harder than was entirely necessary before walking away. You didn’t bother to leave him a note. What was the point? He wouldn’t even remember you were supposed to be there. If he was even still in the building. You had tried calling and his phone was off. Perhaps he had got what he wanted and Ella had taken him home. The pain that that thought caused you was more than you expected, and it stopped you for a second, before taking a breath and knowing you just had to keep walking.

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[butterwasteland]

Sterek

You know the way that Stiles lies about the other banshee being his girlfriend when someone asks? Well imagine that with Teen Derek, when Scott's Dad asks who Derek is, Stiles accidentally says: "This is eh... Derek... my boyfriend." And Scott's dad just goes with it and he asks questions about their relationship when they are eating dinner together.

[muddy-trails]

[tin-wufborf]

Can't state enough how much of a sucker I am for AUs in which Kate Argent completely underestimates Stiles Stilinski and is immediately (and embarrassingly) thwarted for her efforts. It's even better when the bitch is trying to monologue but is cut off by Stiles rather handily interrupting her in some fashion because there's no reason to simply allow a villain to monologue when you could be taking action against them. Can't get enough of it.

[letthestorieslive]

(Bonus : american idiots)

For @spikeface​

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Eli, with a fever: Do you think if I chugged an entire bottle of cough medicine with some vodka, it would make my fever go away? Stiles, grinning: Only one way to tell.

[He would never actually let him do it.]

(source)

[aurevell]

Lessons in Catiquette - a werecat!Stiles fluff fic

Sterek | 3k | T

The pack’s resident werecat is kind of a mystery to Derek. Luckily, Stiles offers one-on-one tutoring.

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[general-kalani]

Don't mind him, he's just looking around like a dweeb. He's just fascinated by everything!!

[reveloser]

i got so many videos saved on my phone of ryan stiles dissociating on wliia, i could make a reaction gif moodboard

[ravennawritesfanfiction]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Quotes #86

'Can I copy the homework?'

Isaac: I can help you with it!

Scott: Yeah, sure.

Stiles: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Lydia: lol nope.

Liam: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Derek: *Read 5:55pm*

[7thleveldown]

Some silly gifs I did, to brighten your day...

[mindonmymoneyandmoneyonmymind]

i think Jeff and Co. are misunderstanding why season 3b is a fan-favorite sis

IT'S NOT ABOUT THE ONI!!

[fortunatefires]

Himbo Scott is best Scott

[justapersonsplaylists]

Stiles Stilinski’s Playlist #3

You know this adorable little psychopath numbers his playlists instead of actually labeling them with descriptions or explanatory titles. And we love him for it anyways.

*This was actually the first playlist I ever published but it just didn’t seem like #1 material

Song 1: Tongue Tied by Grouplove

Song 2: Someone To You by BANNERS

Song 3: these are my friends by lovelytheband

Song 4: Electric Love by BORNS

Song 5: Candy by Robbie Williams

Song 6: Could’ve Been Me by The Struts

Song 7: Werewolf by Quinn XCII feat. Yoshi

Song 8: The Kids Aren’t Alright by Fall Out Boy

Song 9: Pictures of Girls by Wallows

Song 10: Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

[jetstargf]

the thing about teen wolf is 1. i hatw it 2. i love it. 3. the only thing healing my relationship w romance and whatever is my derek delusion and he is my boyfriend in real life. 4. i hate every single person who ships him w anyone other than braeden bc it’s either a) a high schooler or b) chris “daddy” argent which is sooo ooc for both of them and also is so weird and 5. i think i have never seen a better depiction of surviving abuse in this kind of show. in my entire life.