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I cant understand people who are like "why is everyone in aziraphale's neighbourhood gay" like my brother in christ he lives in soho

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I have never met a single cishet who knows the term lipstick lesbian. Dr House do you mind answering a few questions

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"The movie doesn't make any sense!!!!" boy do I have news for you about the games

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Stede and Izzy's hostility to each other is so funny to me cause like. Okay so imagine you and some guy are both in love with the same man and you just absolutely fucking hate each other but for reasons completely unrelated to the love triangle. You just deeply dislike each other on a fundamental level

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When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to btw

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Genuinely in tears over this cat on facebook

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FNAF SPOILERS the way matpat went on the record to say that he is not in the fnaf movie only to appear as a fucking waiter and say his theory line was the scariest jumpscare in the whole movie

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"Nandermo is problematic because that's his boss" nandor turned his wife into a clone of guillermo's boyfriend and the clone ran off with the real version of himself

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Imagine being so gay that you and your girlbestie have taken over the entire #gay tag. That's the power of benoit blanc babey

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I think my favourite detail in Glass Onion that I haven't seen anyone discuss yet is the fact that Benoit is acting out of character in the first act and then it gets revealed that he's acting out of character because he's trying to seem oblivious/dumbfounded in his plan with Helen but he just sucks so hard at being an actor

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Ofmd cancelled and matpat leaving youtube.. this is my 9/11

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He fucked that magician

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Okay but it would be extremely funny if ineffable husbands went canon and then aziraphale got immediately sent to good omens superhell

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I think they should make a completely unserious arrested development style comedy sequel show to succession about tomgreg running waystar and getting into comedic hijinks. Season one has occasional appearances from sarah snook because shiv has had the tomshiv baby left tom and theyve gotten stuck in a custody battle for the entire first season. Neither of them want the baby they just don't want the other to have it. Greg is the only one who the child actually like seems to like, which drives tom and shiv insane. Season 1 finale is tom somehow winning the custody battle with waystar's lawyers and the baby finally says its first word, which turns out to be "greg"

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15th doctor freshly out of david tennants womb immediately hitting the club. He's so real