#dyn: jacob x alice

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Jacob: [Answering the phone] Hello?

Alice: Hey, it's Alice.

Jacob: What did she do this time?

Alice: No, it's me, Alice!

Jacob: What'd you do this time?

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Alice: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table - quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

Jacob: ...Alice, can't we just have a normal family dinner for once?

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Jacob: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?

Alice: no.

Jacob:

Sophie:

Jacob (whispering): what now?

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Kate: I did something terrible.

Alice: It's okay, I have a shovel.

Kate: Wait, what do you think I did?

Jacob: It doesn't matter, no one will ever know.

[incorrectbatwomanquotes]

Jacob: You can't kill your sister.

Alice: Why not? she killed me first.

[submitted by @yourewearingmytshirt]