Thinking about Edward Elric as the Amestrian Military's specialest little unfireable boy
State alchemists can be fired for underperforming. We know this up front from the likes of Shou Tucker. And this makes a ton of sense from the homunculi's standpoint since the state alchemists are sacrifice candidates, and the homunculi would want to cull the weakest candidates and focus only on cultivating the strongest ones who stand the best chance of opening the portal.
........Then there's Edward. Who's already opened the portal.
There's no need to cultivate him. No gamble taken on whether he's good enough to open the portal. He passed the final test already. Graduated 4 semesters early.
And as such, has a free pass to do Absolute Fuck All.
And I'm imagining how funny this is from like an outside perspective.
Some newish state alchemist who'd only ever read up on the stories of Edward Elric, ready and excited to start their career of being paid handsomely with endless freedom to research and travel and do anything they want in the pursuit of science... surprised and confused to find themselves put on probation their first month for things like "ignoring orders." Which is, as best they had thought, a famous Edward Elric pastime.
Roy showing a slight bit of stress about his yearly state alchemist report, and Ed just snorting and rolling his eyes at Roy because every year HE just hastily does his on the train ride over (canon in the manga, a travesty it was left out of the anime) and it gets rubber stamped. Ed not realizing that other alchemists' reports get genuinely scrutinized and torn apart while Ed is free to turn in whatever absolute bullshit he thinks of 36 hours ahead of time. One year his report was about whether alchemy could be done via dance (conclusion: no it can't) and no one cared. Roy WANTS to tell Ed there's some kind of unknown favoritism around Ed making him literally bullet-proof but Roy has no way to phrase this that doesn't sound like he's just in denial and mad at how good Ed's train-reports are.
Guy from the Internal Amestrian Affairs sector who's responsible for auditing other internal military personel for any suspicious activity hitting about 1 million red flags for Edward Elric, issuing a STRONG and URGENT recommendation to suspend the alchemist pending further investigation into things like "literal bunk-buddies with two members of the Xingese royalty (enemy nation)" and "spent $10,000,000 of his stipend on a librarian to make her re-copy (what he seemed to interpret as?) military records in some extremely transparent effort to unearth state secrets (it was a recipe book but he was literally asking her about state secrets)" and "literally has never once obeyed an order, ever, not even once in his career, and is on public record having said 'I do not care about the goals and protections of the Amestrian Military. I am in fact only pursuing my own interests several of which are diametrically opposed to the safety and well-being of the governing body of Amestris'"
The issued recommendation is intercepted before it even reaches its intended desk. President Bradley himself has taken issue with it and denies it before a single set of eyes has seen it. The President's veto stamp is a terrifying hammer, used rarely, and it is now sitting on the auditor's desk.
The auditor sleeps with one eye open from then on out.
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I wasn't active today so I'm just seeing Harry's pap pics and the fandom uproar about it and the only thing I want to say is can people leave him the fuck alone???
If he does pap walks with beards everyone gets mad because the closeting.
If he does pap walks with friends everyone gets mad because obviously they're using him for clout.
If he does pap walks with his team everyone gets mad because they never leave him alone.
If he does pap walks alone everyone gets mad because why is he using lime bikes so often.
Now he's doing "pap walks" with fans and everyone is getting mad because apparently that isn't genuine enough.
I want to ask the fans that apparently known better than Harry's team what's best for him and his career what they would do? How they pretend to promote Harry personal brand if everything he and his team does is apparently wrong.
I have seen some people saying that they should just let his music speak for him and stop with the nonsense papwalks but that is just naive. Even someone as famous as Harry needs to promote his personal brand or they just dessapear. Like Zayn for example, he's an excellent singer and an even better musician that decided to not play the industry game and that's ok but that's a decision that has clearly affected the potencial reach of his career and is obvious that that's not something Harry wants for himself so HE NEEDS TO PLAY THE GAME.
And don't get me wrong, there's plenty of things his team has done that I don't like and don't approve of but I'm not gonna pretend that I know better because even as disastrous as Holivia was it helped Harry to elevate his celebrity status and career, if people want to pretend it didn't whatever but common.
I'm sorry for ranting but I hate how condescending this fandom can get, we lack an incredible large amount of information to even pretend to know was better for him.
You forgot: if he doesn’t do pap walks at all, people make up all sorts of rumors about him and then say he’s being elitist because he doesn’t come on social media and give us access to him.
Other than that, I absolutely agree with you.
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Odesta Week Day 4: Throwback Thursday
Annie is almost fourteen years old, and that is a very important age to be. Yes, there’s the ‘you’re growing up’ speech that her parents foisted onto her last year, but that’s not what she means. She’s talking about something even more important than that.
From the ages of twelve to fifteen, students are leaving District Four’s training facility in droves. That’s because this is where things start to get serious. A lot of parents pull their kids out before they reach sixteen, so they never live and train at the Academy full time. But the teachers are also cutting people from the program; anyone who can’t run or fight or survive is gone.
That won’t happen to Annie.
She’ll be sixteen soon enough, and then it will be her turn to live at the Academy. It will be her turn to become a Senior and eventually be selected as the volunteer. Her Games will be the 70th, the first of a new decade. She got really lucky in that way.
She’s just gotten out of a weapons class, but she needs somewhere quiet to study. Although the Academy doesn’t require as much studying as regular school, they’re still expected to know the most common causes of death and what weapons are most frequent at the Cornucopia. Annie finds her way to an isolated hallway, grinning as the sunlight that beams through the big windows hits her skin.
It’s only after she walks a little further that she realizes she isn’t alone.
He’s sitting on a bench, slumped against the wall, oddly still. The sunlight seems to illuminate him from the inside out. When he looks at her, his eyes are so vividly green that her breath catches.
Finnick Odair. In case that wasn’t clear enough from the description of his eyes.
Annie almost apologizes and walks away. Victors are supposed to be treated with the utmost respect, but Finnick Odair is only a year older than her, so it feels weird to treat him like any sort of authority.
“Mind if I sit?” she asks, faux casual. Hopefully she’s not overstepping. She’s pretty sure Finnick Odair doesn’t even know her name.
“Sure,” is all he says.
Annie joins him on the bench gingerly, pulling out her notebook that’s filled to the brim with her careful handwriting. This notebook has everything from arena strategy to fighting stances to different tactics for the Flickerman interview. Finnick peers over her shoulder, and Annie pretends she doesn’t care.
“I guess you don’t need this stuff anymore,” she says conversationally. There’s a hidden question in there too; what are you doing here? He must pick up on it because he huffs a laugh.
“I spent a lot of time here,” he says. “I used to come here when I needed to think.”
Annie feels heat rise in her cheeks. She’d never admit it because the last thing she wants to do is look stupid in front of Finnick Odair, but she does the same thing. “What are you thinking about now?”
“Are you going to volunteer?” Finnick asks, promptly changing the subject. It’s not a smooth transition at all, but she supposes that since he won the Hunger Games, some brusqueness can be excused.
She folds her notebook proudly in her lap. “Of course.”
He gives a vague hum of acknowledgement, and Annie can’t tell if it’s approving or disappointed.
“Do you have any advice?” she asks after a beat of silence.
“No,” says Finnick softly. “I thought I did. But I don’t.”
She gets the feeling that they’re not talking about the Games anymore. The only problem is that she doesn’t actually know what they are talking about. “Well, that’s okay. You’re only fourteen. You can take your time, right?”
He laughs. “I guess I have all the time in the world now.”
What that must feel like, to have achieved your life goal at fourteen. Annie can’t even imagine. She’ll be eighteen by the time she wins, practically an adult. It all feels so far away. “What are you going to do with it?”
He actually smiles now, and it’s genuine enough that his eyes brighten. “Eat all the saltwater taffy I can find.”
“Lucky,” she says. She’s actually salivating. The Academy doesn’t really do sugar; the closest thing she’s had to real dessert since she turned twelve is protein cookies, which are definitely more protein than cookie. “When I win, I’m going to have so many muffins.”
“What kind of muffins?”
“Chocolate. Obviously.”
Finnick hums. “Solid choice. You don’t have to win to have muffins, though. They have them in the Capitol.”
“It’s not the same,” Annie says immediately. Victory muffins will just be different. She watches the swatches of sun on the ground until they start to swim in her vision and she has to look away. “What’s the Capitol like?”
“It’s cool,” he says with a shrug.
When he doesn’t elaborate, Annie asks, “That’s it?”
“I don’t know. It’s weird. The people dress like they’re in costumes all the time. And they sound weird when they talk.” His eyes meet hers guiltily. “Don’t tell anyone I said that.”
“I won’t,” she says solemnly.
“It’s not too late to drop out of the Academy,” he says, and Annie’s caught so off guard by the sudden change in topic that she almost drops her notebook.
“What? I’m not dropping out. I’m going to—”
“Win the Games, yeah,” Finnick finishes. He’s not looking at her anymore, but his eyes have taken on a glassy look. “Just try to think about if that’s really what you want.”
What is he even talking about? “Isn’t that what you wanted?”
“I was reaped,” he reminds her.
“I know,” Annie replies, because she’s watched the reapings of every living victor enough times to memorize them. “But you trained here before that. You must have wanted it a little.”
Finnick shrugs. “I guess. I don’t really remember, honestly. Everything feels different now.”
It would, after an experience like the Hunger Games.
Annie stands up, sliding her notebook back into her bag. “I hope you figure it out,” she offers. “Whatever it is you’re thinking about.”
His eyes gleam in the sun as he looks up at her. “Thanks, Annie.”
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odesta week. day #4 - throwback thursday
summary: beach meet cute. 1k
The beach is safe. Not a lot of things are, especially after Annie’s Games.
Lucky for her, the beach is right outside her house. It’s the one nice thing about living in the Victor’s Village.
She dives under the water until her lungs feel like they’re going to explode. Then she pops back up and does it all over again. It’s nice and repetitive and puts her mind at ease.
She comes back up. She stops in her tracks, stunned into silence by some fucking creeper suddenly in the water with her.
She whips some sopping wet strands of hair out of her face. Oh. That’s not a creeper—that’s Finnick Odair.
“Dude!” she protests, because who the fuck just sneaks up on someone like that? Especially a victor? “What gives?”
“Huh?” Eloquent. Annie thought he was supposed to be a poet. “I didn’t even see you out here! You’re the one who scared me.”
Oh. Something about that is so incredibly funny—she scared Finnick Odair—that she starts to laugh. Some people at the Career Academy were intimidated by her, sure, but take away all her throwing knives, and what was there to be scared of?
“I can hold my breath for a very long time,” she explains. “It’s like you didn’t even watch my Games.”
She purses her lips to keep from laughing again, because she’s pretty sure she’s not supposed to be joking about that stuff. She’s still fresh out of the arena, so no one says anything about it to her, but sometimes when she’s having a really good day she’ll sprinkle it into a conversation. Kinda like she’s taking the power back.
Finnick takes a step back. She wouldn’t have even noticed if it wasn’t for the water rippling.
“Right…” he says, like he’s not sure if he should laugh with her or start running home. Annie doesn’t know how to feel about that. “Well, it was nice running into you.”
Annie considers that. She supposes it was. She’s hardly talked to anyone since she got back, so it’s nice to know she’s still capable of normal things. Looking back, it’s a miracle she didn’t start swinging after he spooked her.
“Same here,” she says. “I’ve never seen you out here. Do you visit a lot, or are you already tired of the beach?”
“I don’t think anyone could get tired of the beach,” he replies, but he looks a lot less awkward now. He even stops taking steps back. “I usually come a lot later in the day, but I couldn’t sleep. You know how it is.”
Annie nods. She does. “Winning isn’t anything like the Academy said it would be. Night terrors are not the same as nightmares.”
“Yeah. They really need to update their curriculum.”
Annie laughs—that’s such a ridiculous thing to say, even if she can’t put her finger on why—and she knows that she reacted the right way when Finnick laughs with her. It’s strange—she saw him all the time when she was reaped, but she never spoke to him. Not really, unless they were talking about the arena, and even then he was always too drunk to tell her anything useful.
Annie leans closer so she can examine him. He seems very, very sober.
He leans back. His laughter fades into a tight-lipped smile. “What are you doing?”
“I dunno,” she admits. Of course he was sober. “It’s strange. Meeting you, I mean.”
She doesn’t need to explain what she means. He nods, obviously pleased with the fact that she’s not invading his personal space anymore. “I’m not mad about it. Like, meeting you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. I mean—I didn’t love being jumpscared—”
“You snuck up on me!”
He’s the one that laughs first this time. “—but you’re very nice to talk to.”
That’s such a sweet thing to say that all she does is thank him. No one’s ever said that to her before—not even before she was reaped—but she’s glad that Finnick Odair thinks that she’s a pleasant conversationalist. She doesn’t ask him about it this time—or the next time they talk, or the next time—but she finally mentions it when they’re waiting for the cookies in his oven to bake.
He grins at her. “I liked how unsettling you were.”
“What?” That was definitely not the answer she was expecting. Kinda—she knows that the Capitol thinks she’s fucking crazy, and that most people in the district think she’s a disappointment, but she has no idea why Finnick would find that appealing. “Finnick! You didn’t!”
“I did. I still do.” Ugh. It’s just like him to start firing up compliments to soften all their banter, so she crosses her arms over her chest and pretends like she isn’t blushing. “Cmon, dude—you have those big eyes and a very unpredictable mind. You kept me on my toes.”
Annie’s stomach sinks, genuinely disheartened by this information. She hopes it doesn’t show on my face.
“Oh,” she replies. She’s not sure what else there is to say.
Somehow, he figures out she’s in a mood. He turns to her, the beginnings of a frown beginning to pull at his lips. Annie allows herself to frown, too. What gives? She’s not the one who called him unsettling and unpredictable.
“I can see how that might sound bad,” he admits. Annie rolls her eyes, suddenly a bit less offended. Boys are so stupid. “I mean, it does sound bad. I just mean that you’re very genuine. You talk to me like you’d talk to anyone else. And you ask me questions no one ever asks.”
True. And he always, always answers them. Sometimes, he’s the only person that ever does.
“So you don’t think I’m unsettling and unpredictable?” she presses.
“I retract my statement,” he confirms. Yeah—boys were stupid. Finnick makes it work. “You are not unsettling and unpredictable. You are fascinating and original.”
“Well, I’ve always been huge on free thinking,” Annie agrees.
Finnick smiles. Someone close the blinds. “That’s what I mean. I never know what you’re going to say.”
“And you like that?” She needs to be sure.
“I like that.”
“Okay. Well, if you were curious, I like hanging out with you because you’re the only person who ever listens to me.”
“You do like hearing yourself talk,” he says, but he’s joking, so she only bumps her shoulder into his.
“Yeah, right!” Talk about throwing stones in glass houses. “Why don’t you go recite another shitty poem?”
She’s not being mean. One time, he told her that he’s been making his poems progressively worse, just to see if the Capitol would say anything. It was a strange thing to say as someone that’s supposed to be a Capitol fanatic. Good thing that Annie knows he is not a Capitol fanatic.
“You love my shitty poems,” he shoots back. It’s true. She does (not that he needs to know that, though, so she rolls her eyes). “Annie Cresta, borne of the sea—”
Not this again! Thankfully, the timer for the cookies goes off, so she is spared from hearing him do a dramatic retelling of the poem he wrote for her. It’s a lovely poem—she just blushes too hard whenever he brings it up, which gives him a ton of leverage.
Two can play at this game. She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pair of socks she knitted for him. His feet always got way too cold, prompting him to steal the blankets from her during their late night chats. She was gonna package it up for him, but if he was gonna be like this, she might as well fight fire with fire.
He doesn’t even try talking over the timer. He examines the socks like she just revealed another world wonder to him. “Woah,” he says, his cheeks turning just as pink as hers feel. “Thank you. You didn’t need to…”
He trails off. She doesn’t even have to interrupt him anymore, because he knows she didn’t need to—she wanted to, just like how he wants to do nice things for her, too.
He puts them on, sliding all over the floor the entire time Annie takes the cookies out of the oven. It’s not very long before he topples over and eats shit.
Annie crosses over to him. And then she melts onto the floor in solidarity.
“Are you okay?” she asks.
“I’m okay,” he says. “Are the socks okay?”
She rearranges herself so she can tug at his ankle, examining the socks for any wear or tear. “Yup,” she says. “Good as new.”
He nods again. “Thank you again, by the way. I really love them.”
“I’m glad. Maybe now you won’t hog all the blankets.”
“As if!” he replies. It’s his favorite phrase of hers to borrow, and her favorite phrase to hear.
She makes a face at him anyway. He makes a face back. Then, they promptly laugh so hard their stomachs cramp up.
Huh. Maybe being a victor wasn’t all bad.
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