#eating

[blondebrainpowered]

30 Rock, 2009

[toyastales]

Steak Tacos 🌮

[foldingfittedsheets]

Jobs don’t always limit the skills you learn to the job itself. For instance, when I worked at Red Robin, they’d offer 30 minutes for an unpaid lunch, or 15 if you wanted to get paid the whole time. If you think that’s extremely shitty join the club.

As a result of wanting money I got really good at eating quickly so I could use my break to read or relax. I’ve always been a fast eater but when I worked there I learned how to eat an entire burger and fries in under five minute while keeping up a conversation. This is not advisable for good digestion, eat slow and chew your food.

There’s a balance to not talking with your mouth full and eating extremely quickly and it was a regularly used skill for years. When I worked at a sex shop I bragged about it once to a coworker.

She watched me with a timer going after I told her about it and we got burgers. I chatted with her the whole time. I was done in four minutes forty seconds.

Afterward she looked haunted and commented, “It was like watching a snake unhinge it’s jaw but you never talked with food in your mouth!”

More recently my beloved and I were catching up with a friend over lunch. I had a sandwich while they’d gotten falafel plates. We were having a lovely chat but after I finished a story our friend said, “I don’t want your food to go cold while you talk!”

I was surprised. I’d been deliberately talking more so she could eat. I turned to show her my empty sandwich box. Both she and my beloved were stunned. It was like I’d performed a magic trick and made my sandwich disappear because neither had even noticed me demolishing it like a snake unhinging it’s jaw.

[natureaestheticdreams]

Autumn day in the woods 🥨🍂

@natureaestheticdreams for more✨

[babyanimalgifs]

I’ve had him for 17 years and watching him eat never gets boring

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[one-time-i-dreamt]

miss Stephanie Soo you might have deleted your many true crime mukbangs but I will never forget about them nor the harm they caused

[tvneon]

[systlin]

do hobbits even exist at this point in time?

We don't fucking know!!!

Legit we have no idea. Maybe proto-hobbits do exist, minding their own business over in what will become Eriador. I like to imagine them getting into spats over Who Should Inherit Granny's Good Teapot while over in Beleriand there are balrogs and dragons and desperate battles and all that.

Or maybe they don't yet! No idea! An ongoing Thing in the books is that no one really knows where the hell hobbits came from. The elves are baffled. The dwarves don't know. Humans have no idea. Hobbits themselves think that it's not important, or at least not as important as discussing the finer points of the weather and how it will affect the potato crop.

[soothifying-sounds-asmr]

| black bears monch apples by kilhambearcenter

| contains: monchin, cronchin, echoey crow calls

[toyastales]

Breakfast Platter

[fattyinks]

@chubbychiquita 2025. LETS GO!

[belliesandmuscles]

[zinofghast]

mav chowing down elote for the soul

[babyanimalgifs]

Waffles eating a strawberry

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