#eduardo saverin

[kelvingemstone]

genuinely it's a brain disease

[loverofsoups]

Mark? MARK? Hes wired in. Sorry? He’s wired in. Is he? Yes. How bout now you still wired in? Call security. You issued 24 million new shares of stock! You were told that if new investors came along- how much were your shares diluted? How much were his? You signed the papers. You set me up! You’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? This is gonna be like im not a part of facebook. It won’t be like youre not a part of facebook. Youre not a part of facebook. My name’s on the masthead! You might wanna check again. Is this because i froze the account??? You think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running this company? SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS! Along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip flops, you pretentious douchebag! Security’s here, youll be leaving now. Im not signing those papers. We’ll get that signature. Tell me this isnt about me getting into the Phoenix. You… you did it i knew you did it! You planted the story about the chicken! I didnt plant that story about the chicken- Whats he talking about? You had me accused of animal cruelty! Seriously. What the hells the chicken? And i’ll bet what you hated the most, is that they identified me as a co founder of facebook WHICH I AM. You better lawyer up asshole, cause im not coming back for 30%… im coming back for EVERYTHING. Get him out of here. Its okay, I’m going. Hang on! Almost forgot. Here’s your $19,000. I wouldn’t cash it though i drew it on the account you froze. I like standing next to you, Sean. It makes me look so tough.

[pnt03prcnt]

happy social network sunday (the social network fandom is dying .. repost if you are a true Social Networker..)

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

mark. MARK. he’s wired in. i’m sorry? he’s wired in. is he? yes. how ‘bout now. are you still wired in? call security. you issued over 24 million new shares of stock. you were told that if new investors came along-how much were your shares diluted? how much were his? what was mr. zuckerberg’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was mr. moskowitz’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was sean parker’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was peter thiel’s ownership share diluted down to? it wasn’t. what was your ownership share diluted down to? point zero three percent. you signed the papers. you set me up. you’re gonna blame me because you were the business head of the company and you made a bad business deal with your own company? it’s gonna be like i’m not a part of facebook. it won’t be like you’re not part of facebook. you’re not part of facebook. my name’s on the masthead. you might wanna check again. is this because i froze the account? you think we were gonna let you parade around in your ridiculous suits pretending you were running the company? SORRY MY PRADA’S AT THE CLEANERS. ALONG WITH MY HOODIE AND MY FUCK YOU FLIP FLOPS YOU PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG. security’s here. you’ll be leaving now. i’m not signing those papers. we will get the signature. tell me this isn’t about me getting into the phoenix. you…you did it! i knew you did it! you planted that story about the chicken! what’s he talking about? i didn’t plant the story about the chicken. you had me accused of animal cruelty. seriously, what the hell’s the chicken? and i’ll bet what you hated the most is that they identified me as a co-founder of facebook, which i am. you better lawyer up, asshole, cause i’m not coming back for thirty percent. i’m coming back for everything. get him outta here. it’s okay. i’m going. hang on. i almost forgot, here’s your nineteen thousand dollars. i wouldn’t cash it, though. i drew it on the account you froze? i like standing next to you, sean. it makes me look so tough.

[sincericida]

Andrew Garfield and Jesse Eisenberg meet up on Friday (May 6, 2011) in the Soho neighborhood of New York City.

[gothicwill]

How do I look someone in the eye and tell them that the piece of literature that irreversibly changed my outlook on life and especially love and relationships in general was a markwardo social network fanfic

[mochii-derogatory]

what the fuck gay little Facebook movie is ruining my life

[cats-and-cacti]

I was so real for this

[iloveartinallitsforms]

one fun fact about me is that last year i saw an edit of andrew garfield in the social network, so i rented it and watched it seven times in 24 hours. i’m not sure if that’s relatable or if i’m insane, but either way it’s funny

[kanthypantsalltheway]

so much chemistry that Hollywood was bound to make a limited series based on a fan fiction.

[allthethoughtsandstuff]

[kelvingemstone]

david fincher: yeah ive got some straight gas 🔥😜 it’s this new strain called the social network you'll be zonked out of your gourd ‼️🔥💯

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit

5 minutes later: we lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're going to live on the internet!

my buddy eduardo saverin with his heart ripped out of his chest in his hands in the middle of a boardroom: how much were your shares diluted? how much were his?

[bladesrunner]

The Social Network (2010) dir. David Fincher

[pnt03prcnt]

they turned the founders of facebook into pronouns

[cat4mac]

doomed yaoi 🙁

[sincericida]

Still thinking about Andrew Garfield literally falling in love with Jesse Eisenberg.