my deepest apologies to eng speakers but im unable to translate all the cultural aspects and puns of this au so you just have to look at cyrillic letters😔
nydmobs bonus sketches down here⬇️⬇️⬇️
ВСЕМ РУССКОГОВОРЯЩИМ ХАЙ ВЫ БЫ БЛЯТЬ ЗНАЛИ КАК МЕНЯ РАЗЪЕБАЛО КОГДА Я ПОНЯЛА КОГО ОН МНЕ НАПОМИНАЕТ ВСЕМ ПОКА
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "Gee wilikers!" When surprised by something.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "Eureka!" When he gets an idea.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "Gulp! He's right behind me, isn't he?" in a horror movie.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "That's the way the cookie crumbles." when things go wrong.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "Whoopsie daisy!" and slip for 30 seconds straight after walking over a banana peel.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to say "WAHOHOOHOOHOOOEYYYY!!!!" when falling off a cliff and landing at the bottom with a cloud of dust and leaving an indent of his body in the ground.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to pull his pants up, say "Why I oughta..." and fight like this.
Edward Nygma is the type of guy to have smoke blow out of his ears after eating something mildly spicy.