#eggmankin

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unsure if I had a sage in my timeline, but nonetheless I feel a great pride and fatherly love towards her much like metal sonic. My wonderful children 💞 -Eggman

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I REALLY BE OUT HERE. KINNING SNAPCUBE SONIC DUB EGGMAN. H U H.

[infernosablaze]

The middles don’t get to survive I guess…

[kiimmyko]

are you really eggmankin?

Omg.... @superemeralds LOOK WHAT U DID JXNSCKAJFKVNo I’m not lol

[therivertwygzbed]

A new slur

I’m actually a somewhat notable blogger in the eggman sphere, but because I’m also a sonickin, I don’t necessarily feel comfortable talking about this completely there, as the person I’m known as.

I’ve noticed that there are a lot of people who doubt that eggmansexuals are actually queer, and even some who doubt that we face oppression. And I think in part that’s because we don’t have a slur to point to. I mean, we experience things that are just as bad, if not worse, as the things that queer bowsersexuals face, but we don’t really have a slur to point to.

And that’s where my idea comes in. I believe that because, once we’re found out to be eggmansexual, people usually call us eggfuckers or imply that we don’t have standard, we actually do have a slur to point to.

PINGASfuckers. That’s basically what they’re calling us. And because I firmly believe that slurs should be reclaimed, and only by those affected by the slur(queer), I think we should all start to reclaim this slur.

People who want to believe that they’re “allies” to the eggman community should take heed: Don’t you dare fucking use the word pingasfucker. (Unless you’re eggmankin, which I think is a whole different set of oppressions, and also if you are, we should be friends! Hi!).

To the eggman community: in order to make people see that we’re in fact oppressed, I think it’s important that we make it clear that pingasfucker is a slur, and something we’re reclaiming. No one else, (save eggmankin) should be allowed to use this term to hurt us. We’re reclaiming it, and people who use it are actively participating in the oppression that keeps us marginalized. They are eggmanphobic.

Basically: Here’s a slur that applies to us, and that people have been throwing around and claiming isn’t a slur, and here’s us reclaiming it and making it clear that anyone who calls us this, who isn’t eggmansexual, is in fact an oppressor and has to check their bowsersexual privilege.

Used in a sentence:

I’m pingasfucker.

Yo, what’s up my pingasfucker?

We are pingasfuckers.

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This new world sucks. I wonder how the others cope.

Even if I don't particularly liked Sonic, being unable to run fast must be torture.

My brain is so slow. So slow, so repetitive.

Every thought is narrow. I was a genius, now reduced to.. Whatever this is supposed to be.

Hah, never thought I'd ever suffer from gender dysphoria. Thought it was a myth.. Ah, karma really does exist, doesn't it.

—Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

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The struggle of being incredibly smart; but.. In this new existence, my brain just moves so slowly. Even in a state of quick thinking, it's all so slow. Compared to what it used to be, it's like molasses- and so forgetful! I wouldn't have come half the way I came if my brain was that lacking!!

Sincerely ;

Dr Robotnik (Eggman)

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My first kin was a bat but fictionkin it was Dr Robotnik/Eggman from Sonic and my most recent is Dr Horrible from Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog... I see a trend here

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i can't believe i'm questioning kin with fucking eggman? i have a friend who's sonic too what will they say