#elles shitposts

[anothertimdrakestan]

jason: *pushing papers towards bruce*

tim: we've decided to unionize.

bruce: you've.. what?

damian: we want equal missions, rewards, and breaks

bruce: you already... get that? *reads fine print* unlimited caffine consumption, animal collection, gun storage, and disco music? you really though you had me.

jason: so you don't support unions you sick fuck??

bruce: spell unionize jason, and i'll allow all of it

jason: goddammit, the rich stay richer

[voidzphere]

what i mean when i say i like afterdeath btw

geno belongz to loverofpiggies reaper belongz to renrink

[liesmyth]

I think John Gaius successfully utilized girlpower when he fixed global warming and quality of life inequality, and brought his favorite childhood toy to life, all in the span of one day. Absolutely no further details or points to be said about how he did any of that

He solved wealth inequality, fixed overpopulation, and took care of the issue of rising housing prices in the city of Melbourne. He became the de facto leader of the most powerful democracy on earth and dismantled capitalism. He took care of the global nuclear stockpile, cleaned up the Pacific Trash Vortex, and found the answer to several metaphysical questions that have fascinated humanity for centuries, such as "Is there such thing as a soul?" and "Does Pluto count as a planet?" He also ate the sun.

Nobody's doing it like him

[chowchulo]

Art block plus procreat keps crashing <\3

My new year’s resolution is to get married to my black eyed king

Do u guys think ell listens to chief keef

[elles-shitposts-personified]

nothing like watching people rip through your blog in three hours liking and reblogging everything.

it truly fills the soul <3

also i like figuring out their bias based on what they like,,, i know y'all more than you know yourself LMFAO

[fairylwt]

heartstopper characters as textposts part 2

[elliot-rambles]

Incorrect Heartstopper Quotes Part 1

Charlie: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions? Nick: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you. Elle: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two. Tao: Put spaghetti in it. Charlie: I am no longer taking suggestions.

[thezestywalru]

The way that I’m working on my first Percabeth au in years and it’s a legally blonde au. These new 12 year olds crushing on Walter have nothing on me ( a person who wrote horrible PJO fanfiction when they were 12 and is now a classics student)

[anothertimdrakestan]

jason: just answer one question for me sweetheart

y/n: hm?

jason: do you want to be fucked or loved tonight? because either way you're going to be worshipped.

[elles-shitposts-personified]

since when did we have to click bait fucking fan fiction titles???

hips = 40+ off first hour

talk to me = 15 off first hour????

i'm an algorithm ass bitch and that doesn't add up. testing a sluttier title?? maybe it'll do better in the morning.

i like being more open about the process cuz when i started i would've like to see other people's thought processes for posting. also i wonder how much other creators think about numbers? i know at my peak it was all i thought about...

also we are actively in a jason todd / damian wayne bubble so that's interesting content wise but who knows idk

[fairylwt]

heartstopper characters as textposts part 3