#elmax incorrect quotes

[unfortunate-sapphic-disaster]

Mike: wait- why is max wearing my flannel?

Max: what do you mean your flannel? I stole this from El.

El: I have no idea what you're talking about, i stole that from Will.

Will: Oh. yeah, I definitely stole that from Mike.

Mike: can everyone just stop stealing my clothes?

Max: no.

El: no :)

Will: absolutely not <3

Mike: -_-

[castielinpastel]

steve : so how does this work exactly?

lucas : max is gay but she’s straight for me but she’s gay for el and el’s really gay for max

max : it’s not that complicated

steve :

steve : alrighty then

[angelbymadonna]

I just had to, there was too much temptation!

Max: it begins with an L? like the L word?

El: lesbians?

Max: WE'RE LOST, (EL)

[jaegerisim]

*Will and Mike make out at a Gay Bar*

Will: ah, yes… This was just Mike’s extremely heterosexual way of telling me of his really straight and platonic feelings towards me. Also, this him rejecting me and saying he loves my sister 💔🥲

Mike: 🤨

Max and El mid make out: 💀

Vecna: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[willbyerssupremacist]

I CANT BREATHE LOOK AT WHAT I MADE LMAO

[booxbot]

El: Hey Will, wanna third wheel on my date with Max tomorrow?

Will: Sure.

El: Mike! Wanna third wheel on my date with Max tomorrow?

El: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Will & Mike: ...

Max: El…

[theyaregayyourhonor]

No, you don't understand

I physically need Jane and Max having the 'TALK' about the rink-o-mania date

I need Max 'He did what?'

And 'He doesn't deserve you El. He never did.'

And Jane '...and he was more worried about Will mopping than me getting bullied'

And 'So I grabbed a rollerskate and hit Angela with it. It felt great but than I felt bad.'

And Max 'No, no. El standing up for yourself is never a bad thing.' *high-five* 'But I understand why you would feel bad about hurting someone'

[nr-yb-wm-hm]

El: Here I made you a bracelet.  

Max: Oh I’m not much of jewelry person.

El: *takes it back* Oh okay.

Max: Back off I’m gonna wear it for ever. 

El: *beams*

[incorrectronancequotes]

Max: Mike doesn't deserve you.

Max: If he doesn't treat you right by now, you're gone.

Eleven: I'm gone.

Max: Now go chop his dick off.

[superhizzie]

lucas: you're smiling, did something good happen?

max: i can't smile just because i feel like it?

eleven: mike tripped on the sidewalk and fell this morning.

[envyadams-vs-me]

El: Yeah. I like girls. (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Max, flustered: Generation?

El, who knows what she said: Girls Generation, yeah.

[unfortunate-sapphic-disaster]

El: when i was 12 i had a crush on a girl in my class, and i didn't how too deal with it so i used my powers to pull her skateboard out from under her feet.

Max: ........

Max: that was you?

[polyamorous-eleven]

Elmax incorrect quotes ♥

[iwannadienoww]

[snowiithegreat]

Eleven: do you remember that time you fell off your skateboard while talking to Mike?

Max: yeah...? How do you even know? That was awhile ag—

Eleven: That was me.

Max:

Eleven:

Max: I should've known...

[willbyerssupremacist]

pookies got snug as a bug in a rug