Elumax incorrect quotes
During post lemon and queueuing them <2
Also if ur unfamiliar w/ my incorrect quotes the rating out of 10 is how accurate they are imo
Lucas: Want to hear a hard riddle?
Lucas: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?
Max: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.
Lucas: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...
8/10 accuracy rating annzbxbhdhdbvxbdb they're literally adorable <2
*El is telling a story*
Max: Wow, El, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!
Max: I have a crush on them.
5/10 accuracy this means everything to me
Max: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?
El: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*
Max: Aww, it's a love note for Lucas?
Max: *opens it*
Max: I can't read this.
3/10 what is goinging on
Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard El saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Max replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
8/10 but that's how you get spied on
Max: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…
El: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.
Max: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…
Lucas: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.
Lucas: Which movie are you and Max going to see tonight?
El: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Max wants.
Lucas: Which one do they want to see?
El: I haven't decided yet.
5/10 elmax movie nights REAL
El: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
Lucas: But are you shuffling?
Max: What language are you two speaking??
Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.
El: But are you shuffling?
Max: What language are you two speaking??
10/10 Lucas saying "make no mistake" with the utmost confidence <22
El: So... what’s goin’ on?
Lucas: You want the long version or the short version?
El, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Lucas: Shit’s fucked.
El: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
10/10 the fact this was the one Max wasn't speaking in their name for Max is "the short one"
*Lucas teaching El to drive and taking Max along for the ride*
Lucas: That's a pothole. To the left!
El: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Max, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
El: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Lucas, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
El: Country Roads.
Max: To the place.
El and Max in unison: I Belong!
Lucas, crying harder: What the fuck?
10/10 let Lucas be frustrated with their chaotic antics challenge let El drive challenge let Max be happy challenge
El: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Lucas: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?
Max: I think that’s the point.
El: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
7/10 so THAT'S what they were planning...
Lucas: What’s it like being tall?
Lucas: Is it nice?
Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Max: It was one time!
10/10 El being the tallest and strongest and Max being the shortest REAL
El: Guys, Max is missing.
3/10 dw guys he means bc she's awake 😅
Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
El: We're chopsticks!
Lucas: Well... that's cute!
Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.
El, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Max, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.
Lucas: What the fuck are you guys doing?
El: Playing systemic oppression.
10/10 but specifically during season 3
Max: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Lucas. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Lucas!
Max: In that case, as the archbishop of El's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Lucas right on the lips!!!
4/10 but transmasc/transboy queer El REAL and hopclair my beloved <2
Lucas: How did you even get in here?
Max: El's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Max's door"!
El: I’m closing the window.
El's staying at the Wheelers in ST5 Lucas was there to witness the gays panicking for a sleepover with Will and Mike
Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
El: They do.
Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
7/10 not me rearranging all the quotes for Lucas to ask the philosophical questions- he's just such a curious soul <2
Max: If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Max: I love you.
Lucas: It back.
El: Why is Max crying face-down on the floor?
10/10 the girls who get it get it
El & Lucas:*Playing video games*
Max: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Max, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
El & Lucas in shame: Yeah...
6/10 Max had major fomo she was totally listening the whole night
Wait the site crashed but the next one was going to be ab the moon :(
That's all, folks