#elumax incorrect quotes

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

El: The moon is beautiful

Lucas: Yes, but you know who is more beautiful?

Both: Max.

Max, lying between them and blushing furiously: sTOp-

[castielinpastel]

max : what are you guys doing?

lucas : makin some hot cocoa.

max : in the middle of summer??

el : …

lucas : it sounded good.

max :

lucas :

el :

el : do you want some?

max : …

max : yes please.

[messrsbyler]

Will: Oh, Mike is definitely the small spoon.

Mike: *shrugs* I like to feel tiny. What about you Max? Are you a big or a small spoon?

Max: I’m a knife.

Lucas and El: She’s a small spoon~

[polyamorous-eleven]

Max: Lucas, can you turn on the lights?

Lucas: I don't have to. You're the only light I need in my life.

El & Max:

El: but we can't see.

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Generating some

Elumax incorrect quotes

During post lemon and queueuing them <2

Generator

Also if ur unfamiliar w/ my incorrect quotes the rating out of 10 is how accurate they are imo

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Lucas: Want to hear a hard riddle?

El: Sure.

Lucas: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

El: ...down?

Lucas: N-

Max: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

Lucas:

Lucas: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

8/10 accuracy rating annzbxbhdhdbvxbdb they're literally adorable <2

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*El is telling a story*

Max: Wow, El, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Lucas: Romance?

Max: I have a crush on them.

5/10 accuracy this means everything to me

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Max: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

El: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Max: Aww, it's a love note for Lucas?

El: No-

Max: *opens it*

Max:

El:

Max: I can't read this.

3/10 what is goinging on

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Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard El saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Max replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

8/10 but that's how you get spied on

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Max: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

El: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Max: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Lucas: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Um

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Lucas: Which movie are you and Max going to see tonight?

El: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Max wants.

Lucas: Which one do they want to see?

El: I haven't decided yet.

5/10 elmax movie nights REAL

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El: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lucas: But are you shuffling?

El: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

5/10

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Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

El: But are you shuffling?

Lucas: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

10/10 Lucas saying "make no mistake" with the utmost confidence <22

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El: So... what’s goin’ on?

Lucas: You want the long version or the short version?

El, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Lucas: Shit’s fucked.

El: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

10/10 the fact this was the one Max wasn't speaking in their name for Max is "the short one"

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*Lucas teaching El to drive and taking Max along for the ride*

Lucas: That's a pothole. To the left!

El: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Max, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

El: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Lucas, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

El: Country Roads.

Max: To the place.

El and Max in unison: I Belong!

Lucas, crying harder: What the fuck?

10/10 let Lucas be frustrated with their chaotic antics challenge let El drive challenge let Max be happy challenge

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El: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.

Lucas: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?

Max: I think that’s the point.

El: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

7/10 so THAT'S what they were planning...

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Lucas: What’s it like being tall?

Lucas: Is it nice?

Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Max: It was one time!

10/10 El being the tallest and strongest and Max being the shortest REAL

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El: Guys, Max is missing.

Lucas: Good.

3/10 dw guys he means bc she's awake 😅

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Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

El: We're chopsticks!

Lucas: Well... that's cute!

Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

10/10 accuratte

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El, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Max, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Lucas: What the fuck are you guys doing?

El: Playing systemic oppression.

10/10 but specifically during season 3

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Max: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Lucas. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Lucas!

El: Nope.

Max: In that case, as the archbishop of El's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Lucas right on the lips!!!

4/10 but transmasc/transboy queer El REAL and hopclair my beloved <2

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Lucas: How did you even get in here?

Max: El's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Max's door"!

El: I’m closing the window.

El's staying at the Wheelers in ST5 Lucas was there to witness the gays panicking for a sleepover with Will and Mike

6/10

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Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

El: They do.

Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

7/10 not me rearranging all the quotes for Lucas to ask the philosophical questions- he's just such a curious soul <2

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Max: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Lucas: Yes.

Max: I love you.

Lucas: It back.

*Later*

El: Why is Max crying face-down on the floor?

10/10 the girls who get it get it

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El & Lucas:*Playing video games*

Max: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

El: *silence*

Lucas: *silence*

Max, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

El & Lucas in shame: Yeah...

6/10 Max had major fomo she was totally listening the whole night

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Wait the site crashed but the next one was going to be ab the moon :(

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That's all, folks

[whos-avi]

Dustin: Time for plan G.

Lucas: Don’t you mean plan B?

Dustin: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Eleven: What about plan D?

Dustin: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Will: What about plan E?

Dustin: I’m hoping not to use it. Mike dies in plan E.

Max: I like plan E.

[sebyplay]

Nancy: why are you crying?

Robin: MAX AND LUCAS KEPT DROPPING HINTS THEY LIKE EL AND SHE DONT EVEN NOTICE IT!

NANCY WEARING A BLACK SHIRT WITH BRIGHT PINK LETTER SAYING "I LOVE YOU ROBIN, PLS DATE ME": ……

[willbyerssupremacist]

my favorite stranger things ships as cute cat pictures

because it's 4am and i can't sleep

[thatskindagaytho]

lucas: you know i’m regretting showing you two how to work the blender

max, handing el another glass of toast: why would you say that?

[80shorrorstory]

El *smiles*

Max: ANGELS EXIST ON EARTH AND MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIVING PROOF !!!

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Steve: so how'd your date with Nancy go?

Robin: I tried complimenting her, but couldn't decide between "you have an amazing smile" or "you have beautiful eyes" so I panicked and said "you have eyes"

[novaninja]

lucas: max is so sweet. she’s the love of my life, i love her so much and everything about her is so perfect. i love when she insults me, when i braid her hair and when she lies her head on my chest

el: i like max.

[polyamorous-elevenv2]

Max, sighing: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

El, smiling: You are my reward.

[Few minutes later]

Lucas, hoping for a sweet moment: You deserve a reward for putting up with me.

Max: True, you can be a real asshole sometimes. Good that you're funny and I like you.

[castielinpastel]

steve : so how does this work exactly?

lucas : max is gay but she’s straight for me but she’s gay for el and el’s really gay for max

max : it’s not that complicated

steve :

steve : alrighty then

[hawkinsincorrect]

El: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Max: I'm a knife.

Lucas, from across the room: She's a little spoon.

[polyamorous-eleven]

Max: I don’t have a type.

Will:

Max: I don’t.

Lucas & El: *walks pass them*

Will: You’re drooling.

Max: Shut up!

[noisy-little-raccoon]

Max shouting: Excuse me, God, but I think it's about fucking time you made me happy too!

Lucas and Eleven: *appears in front of Max*

Max, murmuring while hugging both of them: Thanks