Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, it's like adrenaline the pain is such a sudden rush for me
-Eminem, Stan
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And you must hate me
Why do you date me, if you say I make you sick?
And you've had enough of me
I smother you, I'm 'bout to jump off the edge
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“If she ever tries to fucking leave again, Imma tie her to the bed and set this house on fire!” - Eminem
Yandere Micheal when his lover tries to leave him-
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If you never gave a damn raise your hand
- Eminem
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"And these times are so hard, & its getting even harder."
-Eminem
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Nice theme but ngl to ya Mitsuri is better...
"u sound like a bitch, bitch
stfu"
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Eminem quotes for when you forget why you’re looking up Eminem quotes part 2
I’m lookin’ at your tight rear like a sightseer. Your booty is heavy duty (doody) like diarrhea.
So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken, beat a chicken
Eat a chicken like it's a big cock, big-a-big-cock!
Or suck a dick, and lick a dick, and eat a dick, and stick a dick in your mouth. I'm done, you can fuck off, fuck-a-fuck-off!
That I fall out with Dre, wake up gay and make up with Ray (hey!)
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle (*fart*)
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle (*fart*)
Oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-no, erra
Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
Oh, ah, erra, oh-oh-ah-ah
Oh, ah, erra, oh, ah, erra
Oh, ah, erra, poo-poo-ka-ka (*burp*)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through as tube.
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I had a friend killed himself over some bitch who didn't want 'em
-Eminem, Stan
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Dorcas telling Pandora about Reg's kissing list when playing truth or dare with veritaserum in last night's party
Pandora: who's number 1?
Dorcas: James
Pandora: James Potter?
Dorcas: Yeah
Pandora: That's cool, it's okay
Dorcas: Evan's number 3
Pandora: That's okay, I thought Evan was going to be number 1
Dorcas: Barty isn't even on the list
Pandora: Barty? Who else was on the list?
Dorcas: Lupin
Pandora: Lupin who? Remus Lupin? Remus was on the list and Barty wasn't on it?
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Pandora: Shout out my boy Lupin
here's the microfic where it all happened
and that lil wayne interview so u guys get my vibe
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TG: using they/them for peoples whos pronouns you dont know for certain is basic decency imo
TT: Aren't you just actively misgendering him though?
TG: if i dont know their pronouns then all im doing is omitting gendering the person at all
TT: It's pretty easy to find out what EMINEM's pronouns are.
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