Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
Remus was in love with Sirius Black, and he had been for quite a while. He didn’t do anything about it, though. He was almost certain that Sirius would never feel the same way about him.
But knowing that didn’t make it any easier when he was forced to watch Sirius stick his tongue down the throat of whichever girlfriend he had that week.
It was during a particularly intense make-out session between Sirius and Emmeline Vance. Somehow, they managed to knock Remus’s cup of tea over onto his freshly toasted crumpet, and that was the final straw.
He raised his wand at Sirius.
“Langlock!” He growled. Sirius jumped away from Emmeline, grabbing at his mouth, trying to pull his tongue away from the roof of his mouth while Emmeline glowered at Remus. Remus glowered right back, daring her to say something.
With a swish of her hair, she said her goodbyes to Sirius, who was rolling around on the floor, not listening to her, and left the Gryffindor Common room.
Remus vanished the spilt tea and ruined snack before making himself more and settling back down in his favourite armchair.
James finally managed to release Sirius’s tongue. And Sirius was smart enough not to push Remus for the rest of the evening.
It was a long time before he brought a girl back to the Common room again.
regulus is the first one who dies at the right start of the film. marlene is the inevitable lesbian death & the one who panics and tries to go to god for help only to get killed in church. dorcas is the inevitable second lesbian death, but fights back a lot and brutally injures the killer. james is the jock that seems to keep getting targeted by the killer but somehow keeps surviving until he dies with like 20 minutes of the film left. lily is the one the audience believe will be the final girl but she ends up sacrificing herself. wolfstar are the couple that makeout in public with a killer on the loose, so inevitably die gruesomely. emmeline gets turned down by the authorities when she asks for help, and gets killed. peter is found out to be the killer. mary is so final girl energy.
life has been starting to get sorta lonely not that I mind that much but I'm looking for friends in the marauders fandom. if anyone is interested my discord user is v.louette