#enby jokes

[rolaplayor101]

He's my girlfriend

~Lola Bunny and Daffy Duck at some point

[r1v3rcurr3nt]

Bernard is the embodiment of nonbinary

[shortace]

I heard we're supposed to have gender rolls, but... no dice.

[alphie-in-the-sky]

[shimny-demonpie]

He/its are untamed he/theys

[ambulatoryhoodie]

When asked why I got top surgery:

I have an extensive graphic tee collection and boobs really fuck up the design

I wanted to be a more aerodynamic swimmer

The anime style ‘boing’ sound effect from my tits kept alerting the guards and it was really cutting into my revenue as a jewel thief

Lost them in the war

Pat down my chest then franticly check my pockets and bag. ‘I most have left them at home’

They would bounce at a speed of 379 mph and the sound was getting noise complaints

Commitment to cosplay

Rehomed them for a small fee, just couldn’t take care of them anymore

Wym I never had tits?????

They turned evil and I had to cut them off like Ash (from the evil dead) had to cut his hand off

They just refused to pay rent so I had to have the city evict them

Sold them for computer parts

The vibe was off with them

[littleteapotghost]

Gender of the day is potato chips that taste like cotton candy.

[halcyon-autumn]

Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian

[1tz-4ll-m3]

“DID YOU DO YOUR OWN TOP SURGERY?!?!”

Yeah, but it’s fine, I used safety scissors.

[rolaplayor101]

Lake: I think murdering transphobes is perfectly alright, actually. In fact, I personally enjoy it!

[r1v3rcurr3nt]

My grandma looked me dead in the eyes, rainbow shoes and black nails, and said "Do you have a boyfriend yet?" No carol I'm a homosexual

[joejoeba]

[fallenrain40]

oh my gosh, i just realized the name for coyotes is "canis latrans" COYOTES ARE TRANS CONFIRMED???!?!?!?!?

[hg-aneh]

We lost to terfs again 🫠

[opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

So… people actually like making out??? This is a real thing????? You want tongues in mouths??????????