#epic vines

[haley-harrison]

I'm WHEEZING 😂😂😂

(the other compilations are funny AF too, but this one takes the cake sheep)

[pichibruh]

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH VANILLA EXTRACT POSTING

[nerdasaurus1200]

Polites: Don’t you ever wanna talk about your emotions, Eury?

Eurylochus: No.

Odysseus: I do!

Polites: I know, Ody.

Odysseus: I’m sad.

Polites: I know, Ody.

[helpmeimblorboing]

Imagine Achilles after the death of Hector, anger all drained from him, nothing from sorrow animating him now

And he sits, in the dark stillness of a tent that is too big for one person, that was made to house two

And in front of him sits the golden shape of an urn. And inside it lies his beloved

His fingers reach out, half-expecting to meet soft flesh and warm skin, only to touch nothing but icy, frozen metal.

And his lips part, and he starts to sing

“Leaves from the vine, falling so slow

Like fragile, tiny shells

Drifting in the foam

Little soldier boy, come marching home

Brave soldier boy, come marching home…”

[six-owls-in-a-trenchcoat]

Odysseus: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Eurylochus: Poseidon quivers before him!

Odysseus, to the ocean: Fuck off!

[sweetie-peaches]

Ahem.

Epic the musical is 2023-2024’s version of Hamilton. No I’m not taking arguments

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

so i made epic as vines

i cant stop fucking laughing i dont think im getting enough air

[m-for-now]

Did anyone else think of that Vine of a pug eating a butterfly and its owner yelling at it when Odysseus yelled "Eurylochus NO!" because I did and i continue to do so

(Vine under the cut)

The Vine that is being referenced:

[fofi42]

Epic Taskmaster moments

Taskmaster s17e08 SPOILERS

[beaniebea]

Yep

[technicolourcowboy]

Finished drawing the babygirls… don’t look at me

CW: suggestive? I guess?? Those vines be climbin’

🌱😳🌱😳🌱

Just an insatiably horny plant demon and his farm boy(friend) Hanging Out!!! 😇

Fraternizing with a band mate is never a good idea 😔 have you learned NOTHING from Fleetwood Mac 😾

But Mallory loves to wind him up and watch him go 🤭🤭🌱💕

👆Tucking flowers into his hair… or trying to at least.. the romance of it all 🙂🫶

👇+ a closeup of Hally’s last 2 brain cells freaking the fuck out

That’s it thank yewww 😼🫰

[aiinspiredmasterpiecesblog]

[amazingmsme]

telemachus: is there anything better than pussy? yes a really good book-

*plays note on piano*

One of the best vines of all time

[i-are-idiot]

caplow, the unoriginal-definitely-already-done-made-at-2am-vinestaff beekeeper skin concept be upon thee

[cowboy-corpse]