Heather: You named a nightfury toothless, you call the king of dragons snowflake, and now you name a skrill lavender? Who keeps letting you name things?
Hiccup: No one has ever stuck around long enough to tell me no.
Eret: are you bringing up your sad childhood so we keep letting you name things?
Hiccup: is it working?
Heather: a little.
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It's really funny to me that there are soooo many ships involving Hiccup, but when it comes to Astrid, I can think of maybe 3 😂
My man just has that autistic rizz 😎
Ask him about how's he doing it and he'll go:
"Doing what??? 🤔"
People either want him dead or WANT want him, or both...
TEXT:
Astrid -> Is conventionally attractive, dated a total of 2 girls, and nothing more
Hiccup -> Is not conventionally attractive, managed to pull 7 people with his autistic rizz and awkward aura
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more about the guys and special stats in read more
c!tommy
Member of the Republic of L'manburg, he quickly soared in rank and instantly became Wilbur right hand man and a commander in the ranks.
Wilbur really favored him and this caused a bit resentment growing toward Tommy because the member viewed his rise as 'unfair'
Strenght-> 5 -Average Joe / idk i think he would be normal
Perception-> 9 - Sniper Hawk/ He would be very very aware, because this bitch will literally die if his perception is so as much as lower than he is rn
endurance-> 7 -Tough as nail/ He was carrying Dream shit and run around across the desert
Charisma->6 -cheery salesman/ dude literally copied schlatt
Intellegent-> 4 -Knuckle head/ He is a bit dense sometimes and would made stupid decision without thinking through it(he made this often and still will not learn bruh)
Agility-> 6 -catlike/ I'd say with his built he have to adapt to a more lithe like base moveset
Luck-> 1- 13 pitch-black cats/ ironically, being alive gotta count as 10 luck but no. He literally almost die 24/7 i think dead itself might be a sparing from the current predicament he's being ensnared in contstantly, so dead would be considered a luck in itself /jokes.
C!Wilbur
The leader of L'manburg, an incredibly charismatic guy who managed to band together a set of people that supports his goals.
Strenght-> 4 -Lightweight/ I think wilbur dont do much in term of doing the heavy stuff, he just order people to be doing those
Perception-> 3 -Squinting Newt/ this guy doesn't gaf, he thinks he's invisible because he constantly has bodyguard looming over him and he tends to not be in the danger zone much
Endurance-> 2- Crumbly/Bitch need to run
Charistma-> 10-Cult Leader/ He literally managed to convince people to support L'manburg, which i remind you in this au is a shittier NCR
Intellegent-> 7-Know it all/ I would say he probably knows a little about medicine and weaponsmith, he's also very emotionally intellect
Agility-> 5-under control/ normal
Luck-> 9-21 leaf clover/ this guy is so fucking lucky and yet he doesn't appreciates it
these next session wont be as detailed cuz im yawnin g n tired
C!Dream
Leader of the Dream Legion, A group with the desire to end the suffering of the esempi wasteland.
Strenght-> 7 -Beach bully
Perception-> 7 -Big eyed Tiger
Endurance-> 7 -Tough as nail
Charisma-> 3 -Creepy undertaker
Intellgent-> 6 -Gifted
Agility-> 9-Knife Catcher
Luck-> 10-Two-Headed Coin Flip
C!Fundy
Member of L'manburg Wilbur son, ex-right hand man
S=5
P=6
E=4
C=5
I=9
A=6
L=4
C!Sapnap
One of Dream trusted men, he was a brotherhood Knight but joined Dream once he learn about his whereabout
S=8
P=4
E=8
C=6
I=3
A=3
L=7
C!Niki
Member of L'manburg, was a freesider but joined L'manburg with wilbur persuasion. She works as a medic and gunsmithing
S=5
P=8
E=3
C=7
I=7
A=6
L=7
C!Quackity
Schlatt fucking overworked casino worker he handles all his paperwork and feuds
S=1
P=2
E=4
C=9
I=8
A=7
L=8
C!Schlatt
control the monopoly in the las nevadas district
S=7
P=1
E=7
C=10
I=5
A=3
L=8
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woe,, some more bloodbender au be upon ye
remember my atla au (my uni schedule certainly doesnt) have some crumbs while i cook every so slowly
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oh yeah idk if its been mentioned yet but this au's gonna feature people adjacent to/outside the qsmp because um. uhh. silly
but yeah thats why you're currently looking at ranboo in a qsmp au post
those big poles are gliders btw the wings are hidden i just wanted to clarify :p
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