#eridan ampora

[moralitycalls]

you feel like it's going to be a long day...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

CCA: wwhenevver i say “sorry guys” or wwhatevver im am exclusivvely apologizing ti guys i am NOT using it as a gender neutral term this is because i hate wwomen HASHTAG MISOGYNY

--- FUTURE caligulasAquarium [FCA] 6:12 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo. ---

FCA: i wwas goin through my old memos and just found this. i cannot believve i used to be this person n i wwould like to apologize to all wwomen evverywhere for this hate. im sorry wwomen. HASHTAG FEMINISM

CCG: BOY THIS WAS LESS THAN A DAY AGO.

FCA: the author wwas on a tight schedule so he had to rush my character arc

[itakemymedicationregularly]

a really late homestuck day post

guess who's my fav

[eridude]

HELLO may i request eridan tripping over his stupid cape. i know it happened at least once.

goodnight sweet prince.

[mrmillipede]

Uggghhhh I’ve had art block and my curse is that all I can draw is homestuck

[ii-cant-word2]

made more sillies (things i made at 3am part 3)

[her-spring-service-rich]

https://jordan-365.mxtkh.fun/ir/dfpaB7J

[bronzecats]

•Assume they are their ages in the comic, so between 13-16 years old. If you are about the same age as them, choose who you would rather have as a sibling.

*Selection of characters was random.

[canisvesperus]

Little guy I found in my 2022 files. Might clean this up more some day.

[d4w9s]

Eridan: Partake in rich kid asshole activities

You are a rich kid and an asshole so you might as well. You can feel the clown staring at you passive aggressively a few feet from behind you. What’s wrong with him, you were just being bros two seconds ago and now he looks like he wants to tear your head off as a sacrifice. He’s just standing there, brooding. Better take this line quick so maybe you’ll black out and forget you ever met up with this idiot. Fuckin jester.

[davekat-sucks]

I get that the Homestuck characters are all supposed to be parodies of 2010s things on the internet, but like what are all the trolls supposed to be. What the fuck is Feferi supposed to be?

Karkat's is more obvious of being the type of trolls and rage posters that uses ALL CAPS whenever arguing someone. Nepeta is based on roleplayers. Terezi is a 1337 speaker. Sollux is a computer programmer/hacker kind of troll. Eridan would be a hipster, though will be mistaken as an incel in today's standards. Gamzee's a stoner. Equius is more based on Hussie himself, at least for the fascination of horses. I'm not sure on others. I think it's more based on fancy way certain people would type online. From things like "Kanaya's Having Each Letter Capitalized". Tavros having lowercase and then suddenly CAPS LOCK on, Vriska and Feferi having a certain letter be replaced with a number or symbols. The type of Internet posters and cliques didn't really boom until 2014. When stuff like tumblr, anime, Youtube, and other social media sites have given people a better chance to talk with others about their interests in things like video games.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: wwhos gettin the most ionizing radiation? roxy wwith the uranium 235, jane wwith the plutonium 239, or callie wwith the radium 225?

JADE: i took a minute to quickly check which sample would have the most activity, assuming 100g low-enriched (5%) samples and negligible activity from the other sample constituents. radium is top by a factor of 10000 which seems about right considering my personal experience with it!

ERIDAN: “considerin my personal experience wwith it” wwhat the fuck does this imply

JAKE: It implies jade has personal experience with handling radium samples which i have as well! That saucy little thot can make the geiger counter crackle through a lead plate more than americium can through air.

DIRK: And here I thought I was a madman by putting a sentient AI with questionable morals inside a toaster. 

[captorian]

[takendruid]

I would have the exact same sign as Aradia if it weren’t for the fact I am Prospit. Also the person that Dave reminds me of is literally someone who is basically my sister. So- I’m Dirk and she’s Dave 😎

[freylaverse]

Man, I just wanted to paint water caustics. I have no idea how this guy wound up on my canvas.