#error 53

[ms0milk]

thinking about mithrun dunmeshi who could incapacitate most opponents in hand-to-hand (update: he’s a trained knife-fighter!) but chooses to use extremely fastidious teleportation magic without blinking at how easy it would be to accidentally blow himself or everyone involved, friend or foe, all the way up

(and finding something in all of his lackthereof, to smile about here which only ever happens one more time SPARE me SPEAR me anything love this guy forever)

[cirrus-grey]

TMA 122:

Statement of uh, uh, Lorell St. John regarding, uh... zombies. Original statement given 1st February, 2015. Recording by Jonathan Sims. The Archivist.

TMA 53:

My biggest concern right now is whatever creature Mr. Heller encountered down there. It was 56 years ago, but if it’s still alive, I should be careful. What was it? A guardian of some sort? Or perhaps… perhaps… it too was once an Archivist.

TMAGP 26:

It was holding a tape recorder to Mr. Jarrod’s mouth, like it was trying to catch his dying words.

“Who are you?” I asked it.

“An Archivist,” it replied.

I know many people have already pointed out that [ERROR] could be the same kind of being that was under Alexandria, but this phrasing in particular is making me certain of it. A living, breathing, active Archivist like Jon is "the" - the one and only, the main focus of the Eye. The ones that linger after their Archives are forgotten - not alive, not dead, but somewhere in between - are just "an". One of many, still holding the title - still powerful - but far less human.

There are a ton of other parallels between the two that are making me so curious what our Alexandria guy got up to between - potentially - being released by Mr. Heller and finding its way to the Panopticon: basement Archive, the main building/library is burned down on top of it, it remains locked down there until some unsuspecting explorer unintentionally gives it the key... I wonder if there was an [ERROR] drifting around in the TMA world too, hunting people with a quill and parchment rather than a tape...

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(Celia's phrasing is also very telling as to what she's been expecting to find.

TMAGP 26:

"No, I mean, something isn't right.… The External, the Archivist, it’s not acting how I would have expected..."

No, it's certainly not acting how the Archivist would. An Archivist, on the other hand...)

[blconnoisseur]

HE’S SO FUCKING BITCHY WHAT’S HIS PROBLEM AJISIDKDKFLKCJ SAY IT GIRL!!

[judas-isariot]

Apparently I share this video 53 years ago.

I was on youtube even before it was born !

(PS: This video isn't out yet, so the 8 views is also a glitch)

[okuma-katzu]

I can't even complete a grizz.co shift without it saying a communication error has occurred during the third wave

[worldgoit]

How to Connect a Domain with AWS Route 53 and AWS Lightsail

Introduction

In today's digital age, having a strong online presence is crucial for businesses and individuals alike. One of the essential steps in establishing an online presence is connecting your domain to a reliable and scalable hosting service. Amazon Web Services (AWS) offers two powerful services for this purpose: AWS Route 53 for domain registration and management, and AWS Lightsail for hosting websites and applications. In this article, we will walk you through a step-by-step guide on how to connect your domain with AWS Route 53 and AWS Lightsail to get your website up and running efficiently.

Table of Contents

- Understanding Domain Registration - Signing Up for Amazon Web Services (AWS) - Setting Up AWS Route 53 - Creating a Hosted Zone - Configuring DNS Records - Getting Started with AWS Lightsail - Creating a Lightsail Instance - Setting Up Your Website - Connecting Your Domain to AWS Lightsail - Testing and Troubleshooting - Checking DNS Propagation - Troubleshooting Common Issues - Security Considerations - Implementing SSL Certificates - Configuring Firewall Settings - Monitoring and Scaling Your Website - Backup and Disaster Recovery - Conclusion - FAQs

1. Understanding Domain Registration

Before diving into the technical aspects, it's essential to have a registered domain name. If you don't have one already, various domain registrars allow you to search for and purchase a domain that suits your brand or business.

2. Signing Up for Amazon Web Services (AWS)

To get started, you need an AWS account. If you already have one, you can skip this step. If not, head to the AWS website and sign up for an account. You'll need to provide some basic information and a valid payment method.

3. Setting Up AWS Route 53

Creating a Hosted Zone After signing in to your AWS Management Console, navigate to the Route 53 service. Here, you'll create a hosted zone, which will act as the container for your domain's DNS records. Click on "Create Hosted Zone" and follow the prompts. Remember to note down the four nameservers assigned by AWS; you'll need them later to update your domain's nameservers. Configuring DNS Records With your hosted zone set up, it's time to configure the DNS records. This step involves adding records that map your domain to your desired AWS Lightsail instance's IP address. Common records include A records (for IPv4 addresses) and CNAME records (for subdomains).

4. Getting Started with AWS Lightsail

Creating a Lightsail Instance Once your domain's DNS records are set up, head to the AWS Lightsail service. Click on "Create Instance" and choose your preferred operating system and instance plan. You can also select pre-configured applications based on your needs. Setting Up Your Website With your Lightsail instance up and running, you can now deploy your website or application. Access the instance via SSH or use the Lightsail browser-based terminal. Upload your website files and configure the necessary settings.

5. Connecting Your Domain to AWS Lightsail

To connect your domain to AWS Lightsail, you'll need to update your domain's nameservers with the ones provided by AWS Route 53 during the hosted zone setup. This process might take some time to propagate globally, but once it's complete, your domain will point to your Lightsail instance. Control NS(NameServer) in Route 53, not Lightsail DNS Zone! At first, I couldn't connect Domain with Route 53. Because I control Name Server in Lightsail DNS Zone. So I ignore(delete) Name Server in Lightsail DNS Zone and update Domain in Lightsail like Route 53. So please must write same NS only Route 53 and Lightsail Domain, not DNZ Zone!

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6. Testing and Troubleshooting

After connecting your domain, thoroughly test your website to ensure everything works as expected. Additionally, learn about common issues and how to troubleshoot them. This includes checking for correct DNS settings and ensuring SSL certificates are set up correctly.

7. Security Considerations

Securing your website is paramount. Implement SSL certificates to enable HTTPS and encrypt data between your users and the server. Also, configure firewalls to restrict unauthorized access and protect sensitive information.

8. Monitoring and Scaling Your Website

To ensure your website performs optimally, monitor its performance regularly. AWS provides various monitoring tools to help you identify and address potential bottlenecks. If your website's traffic increases significantly, consider scaling your AWS Lightsail instance to accommodate the demand.

9. Backup and Disaster Recovery

Don't overlook the importance of data backup and disaster recovery. Set up automated backups of your website's data to avoid data loss in case of any unfortunate events.

10. Conclusion

Congratulations! You've successfully connected your domain with AWS Route 53 and AWS Lightsail, creating a robust and scalable hosting environment for your website or application. By following the steps outlined in this article, you've taken a significant step towards establishing a reliable online presence.

FAQs

- Q: How long does it take for DNS propagation to complete? A: DNS propagation usually takes up to 48 hours to complete globally. However, it can be much quicker in some regions. - Q: Can I use AWS Lightsail for more than just hosting a website? A: Yes, AWS Lightsail is versatile and can be used for various purposes, including hosting web applications, game servers, and more. - Q: Do I need technical expertise to follow this guide? A: Basic knowledge of domain management and AWS services is helpful, but the guide is designed to be beginner-friendly. - Q: Can I use an existing Lightsail instance with a new domain? A: Yes, you can associate an existing Lightsail instance with a new domain by updating the DNS records in AWS Route 53. - Q: Is AWS Lightsail cost-effective? A: Yes, AWS Lightsail is known for its cost-effectiveness, providing various pricing plans to suit different needs. Read the full article

[vvinirl]

choso. k

warnings: creampie, cockwarming, overstim, dick riding, cowgirl riding, little praise kink, vanilla sex (smut with plot)

if you see any grammar errors you didn’t! 🤗

you wake up one night, not being able to sleep. you were really tired before going to bed so you thought you were gonna be asleep until the next morning but nope. you sat up from your bed and looked over at the alarm clock as the time read 1:53 AM

you groan as you got up and exited your room, knowing you weren’t gonna go back to sleep any time soon

as you walked into the kitchen of your shared apartment with choso, you turned on the lights and got jump scared immediately

“what the fuck choso!” you scream as you held your hand over your heart, you felt it beating fast and rapidly

choso groans as he covers his eyes with the back of his hand, the other holding a spoon for his cereal he was eating. “turn it back off”

“no nigga, it’s dark as hell in here and you’re just sitting there eating cereal” you walk over to the fridge to grab a bottle of water and took a seat next to him on one of the stools at the kitchen counter

“it’s better when it’s dark” he said as he continued eating his cereal, “you know it’s almost 2 AM and you’re out here eating cereal” you said to him as you took a sip of your water and set it on the counter

he shrugged, “i was hungry”

you looked at him as you shook your head, “you’re like a vampire i swear, count choso” you giggled at your own joke as choso just eyed you

“was that supposed to be funny?” he asked as he looked at his imaginary camera. “yes it was, now look laugh nigga”

he give you a dry and fake laugh with a straight face, “better?”

“yes very better, i’m glad you found my joke laughable and humorous” you give him a proud smile as you nodded. “okay young sheldon” he said as he took a bite of his cereal, smirking to himself

“excuse you?” you raised a brow at him. you reached over and took his cereal away from him. “now you’re gonna starve for that” you said to him as you also took his spoon away

he just stared at you, mouth opened slightly as he watched you take a bite of his cereal and give him a sweet and innocent smile. “see now if i was to choke you..” choso said

you choke on the milk and cough a little as you looked up at him slowly. “come again?”

“you heard me” he shrugged carelessly. you push his cereal back to him, “you can have it back” you say as you give him a nervous smile. “that’s what i thought”

you roll your eyes and you were about to say something back but as soon as your mouth opened, choso put a spoon full of cereal in it. “if you wanted some you could’ve asked”

when he takes the spoon out your mouth, you chew and swallow the cereal. “it was soggy anyways” you roll your eyes again, slightly getting butterflies from the fact you and choso were sharing spoons, basically indirect kissing

“but you liked it tho” he smirked at you, those sleepy eyes of his looking right into yours. “you must be dreaming then”

“only about you” he mumbles under his breath but you didn’t catch what he said. “hmm?” you hummed in a questioning way as you looked at him

he looked away for a few seconds then looked down at his cereal. “nothing..” he said as he got up and and began to wash his bowl and spoon in the sink. “nooo tell me, don’t do that” you said as you got up and walked over to where he was, leaning against the counter

“no go away” he said as he flashed some water on you from his hands. you smacked him on his shoulder as you wiped your face. “chosoo” you whined as he put his bowl and spoon away

if only you knew what your whiney voice did to him and the bulging erection he had in his black and grey checkered pajama pants right now

“cho just tell me” you continued to whine as you followed him as he walked back into his room. “i’m not leaving until you tell me” you said as you jumped on his bed and laid in star position on your back. “suit yourself then” choso said as he jumped and fell on top of you

your life flash before your eyes, all the moments from your birth until now flashed before your eyes as choso jumped on top of you. you let out a squeal as you shield your face from him. you let out a long oww as choso begins to laugh

“it’s not funny” you side eyed him as he got up and looked down at you chuckling slightly with his deep sleepy voice, both of his hands resting on each side of your face. you both realized what kind of position you were in as you unconsciously wrap your legs around his waist

both of you don’t say anything but the silence in the room wasn’t so uncomfortable or awkward. you wanna say something but the words don’t manage to come out

“can i kiss you, please y/n?” choso asked you as his eyes flickered from your eyes down to your lips and back up to your eyes again. you only nodded, being speechless within that moment. “use your words baby”

“y-yeah” you say as choso give you a small smile while leaning in. finally closing the gap between you two as your lips meet

soft lips on yours as you wrap your arms around him, pulling him closer. he bites your lower lip a little, earning a whine from you. his tongue somehow found its way into your mouth as he deepens the kiss, tilting his head to the side a little. the kiss begins to get hot and more lustful

one of his hands move down to your hips as he caresses it softly, his hand then begins to slowly slide up your shirt as he kisses your jaw and down to your neck. he starts to leave hickeys and love bites all over your neck as his hand goes under your bra and he cups your breast

he leans up as he tugs at your shirt, pulling it over your head and throwing it somewhere in his room. you arch your back as he reaches behind you to unclasp your bra, his mouth instantly going to your right nipple as his other hand plays and squeezes the other one. after a few minutes he switches to the other nipple and gives it the same attention

when he’s done with your boobs, he’s kissing his way down to your stomach, leaving little hickeys along the way. he finally reaches right where you want him, your burning heat

looking up, he makes eye contact with you as he pulls your shorts off, your panties coming off with them

he stares up at you as he licks a line up your slit and you turn your head away in embarrassment. “look at me” choso said as he grabbed your chin and made you face him again. he goes back to eating you out as his middle finger teased your entrance. you lean up and one of your hands move to his hair as you grip it

“fuck choso” you moan out his name again as he slips his finger into you heat and start to slowly move it in and out. your grip on his hair tightens, earning a low groan from choso as he sucks on your clit while his finger works inside you

you’re already starting to feel that familiar warm feeling in your stomach as you slightly grind your hips upwards and against his mouth, wanting more

you were about to tell choso that you were close to coming but he stops sucking on your clit and he leans up and looks at you. he takes his finger out your pussy as he inserts it in his mouth and lets out a hum in satisfaction. “why did you stop?” you asked as he took his shirt off

“because i want you to come on my cock instead”

you slowly sink down onto choso’s cock as you throw your head back in pleasure, one hand placed on his lower stomach as the other is holding onto his thighs behind you for support.

“fuck y/n” choso moans as his grip on your hips tightened, he bucks his hips up for more friction. “you gotta move baby, you’re killing me”

you always thought choso might be big but this big?

you tired your best to move as you rolled your hips and started to move up and down slowly. you clearly needed help, the amount of pleasure you were experiencing right was mouth watering

choso noticed that you needed help moving so his grip on your hips tightened as he starts to help you move up and down on his cock. he groans from the feeling of your walls squeezing and clenching around his fat dick. “so tight and it feels just right, like you were made to take me” he said through breathy moans as he starts to move you faster, also moving his hips to meet yours

“oh cho~” you whimpered as you bite back your moans, not wanting to be too loud. “let me hear those pretty moans baby, i wanna hear how good this dick is making you feel”

he’s moving you faster up and down now as your boobs bounce against your chest, you moan uncontrollably as he does too. both of you not caring if the neighbors can hear you or not

“just like that, right there” you moan out as your hands move up to cup your own breast. one of choso’s hands move to your clit to rub it as the other stays on your hips, continuing to move you, helping you bounce on his dick

“can you come on my dick for me baby, please?” choso begged as he stared up at you with pleading eyes. he has never looked so good, especially under you, begging for you to paint his cock with your juices

“mhm” was all you could manage to say, not being able to speak from how good he felt inside you, his cock hitting that spot inside you and he was hitting it so good

you felt that feeling in your stomach again as you approached your high, you lean forward and kissed choso as he continues to slam his dick upwards inside of you. you moan into the kiss as both of your tongues dance together, sloppily making out as saliva dripped down your chin

the scene was so nasty, like something out of a porn video but it was also so so good

his pace starts to speed up more and his rhythm begins to become sloppy as he moans into your mouth

you kissed his jaw as you put your face in the crook of his neck as you moaned his name into his ear as you came all over his cock

“shit y/n” choso moans into your ear as he’s cumming into you, his pace still not slowing down as he still continues to fuck you fast and sloppily, creating lewd slapping noises that filled his room

he starts to slow down as he fills you with his seed, yours and his mixing together as some drips down onto his happy trial, coating his lower stomach

you bring your head back up as you kissed him again as he’s still inside you, not planning to pull out any time soon. both your mouth move in sync as he bites and sucks on your lower lip

you lean back up and look down at him as he bites his lips, those sleepy eyes staring into yours

“can we stay like this, i wanna stay inside you” he said as his hands move down and squeezed your ass. “but we’re all sweaty and stuff” you say back to him

“i don’t mind, as long as im here with you” he shrugged. “you’re corny” your roll your eyes as you leaned down and kissed him again

[thebestofoneshots]

SERIES MASTERLIST

Gilded Constellations | (wolfstar x reader)

Summary: You meet Sirius and Regulus at a family vacation in the Caribbean, but things don't go as planned and you end up losing contact once the trip is over. Years later your family moves to England and you get accepted at Hogwarts where you finally meet Sirius once again, along with all of his friends. One of them with a mysterious secret, that you'll uncover as you embark on your own Hogwarts adventure. Mostly canon-compliant. This IS a wolfstar x reader fic, but it's incredibly slow burn. They won't start all dating each other until we're very deep into the story, but I promise the long wait will be worth it.

Read Gilded Constellations on AO3

Read the French Translation by @nagareboshi-chiyo

Paring: Sirius Black x Reader / Remus Lupin x reader / Wolfstar x reader

Chapter average: 5k - 6.5 k

Content: Smut in later chapters, Poly!Marauders, throuple, graphic descriptions of violence, MAJOR and minor character death (this is The Marauders Era guys, you know), jealousy, angst, pining, love triangle, LGBTQ+ themes, The Wizarding war 1.0, implied child abuse, possible proofreading errors, mental health struggles, hurt no comfort, hurt with comfort, period typical attitude, first war with Voldemort, canonical character's death, fluff, Requited Love, F/M/M, mostly canon-compliant.

Status: Ongoing (Weekly updates)

♡ Indicates SMUT

PLAYLIST

01 | Summer Breeze

02 | Escape

03 | Bitter Sweet Symphony

04 | Rainy Days and Mondays

05 | Good times

06 | Crazy Little Thing Called Love

07 | Peaceful Easy Feeling

08 I Fooled Around and Fell in Love

09 | The Fairy Feller's Master-Stroke

10 | Black Dog

11 | Do Ya

12 | You really got me

13 | Rebel, Rebel

14 | Maybe I’m Amazed

15 | No One Like You

Interlude (Q&A Event)

16 | Boogie Wonderland

17 | Tonight’s What It Means To Be Young

18 | Friends will be Friends

19 | Silver Bird

20 | Bad Moon Rising

21 | Fox on the Run

22 | Long Long Way From Home

23 | Hungry Eyes

24 | Peace of Mind

25 | I’ll get Even With You

26 | Hooked on a Feeling

27 | Can’t Take My Eyes Off You

28 | If You Want BIood, (You’ve Got It)

29 | With a Little Help From My Friends

30 | Bridge Over Troubled Water

31 | Strange Magic

32 | Come a Little Bit Closer

33 | More Than a Feeling

34 | You Belong to Me

35 | Chill of Desire

36 | Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy

37 | Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

38 | Let the Good Times Roll

39 | Running With the Pack

40 | Hot Stuff

41 | Urban Adventure

42 | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

43 | Sympathy for the Devil

44 | No One But You

45 | Hold The Line

46 | Comfortably Numb

47 | Let Me Take You Home Tonight

48 | Dust in the Wind

49 | High Hopes

50 | Love the One You're With ♡

51 | Some Guys Have All The Luck ♡

52 | Twentieth Century Fox

53 | Too Much Love Will KiII You

54 | Sail Away Sweet Sister

55 | Noone Together

56 | Who Wants To Live Forever

57 | Play the Game

58 | Staying Power

59 | Break on Through

60 | Stone in Love

61 | Mr. Blue Sky

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BONUS TRACKS:

Your Theories, The Note, The Costumes, Sirius and the Chimney, Sirius and Vix after the bad moon, Evans and Vixen, Remus and Vixen at the infirmary, Remus holding Sirius at DADA, Remus and Sirius’ height difference, the FOXSTAR picture, Art by @nineloseteeth, We're going French,

Leave a comment telling me if you want to join the tag list

A/N: Most Poly!Marauders fics are oneshots, where the relationship between characters is already established, and they're all happy and pleased with it. No issues, no drama, but I WANTED the drama. Couldn't find it, so I set myself up to write the story behind the stablished relationship. I wanted to know how they started dating each other, the jealousy, the will they won't they, because getting into a poly relationship can't be an easy task, and I wanted to explore that story. If you're interested: Welcome to Gilded Constellations!

[thejakeformerlyknownasprince]

jake in the pirate au has a better memory for who elected him leader than jake in canon lmao

I am FASCINATED by that line in #50 where Jake says "You know why I was in charge in the first place, Cassie? Because once upon a time, a long time ago, Marco said I was.” [emphasis added] Okay, yes, Doylisticly it's probably a continuity error. Tobias declaring Jake the leader was 49 books ago and all.

But in-universe, it says something about how much the team dynamics have shifted by that point in the series. Tobias hasn't believed in Jake The Hero since the first book. He's the first to question Jake's decisions (e.g. #11, #16) and calls Jake out for excluding Cassie more than anyone else in #51 - 53. He knows and resents the fact that Jake "worries about [him] more than anyone" (#22) hates having to rely on Jake (#3), repeatedly sides with Toby against Jake (#23, #34, #47), and hates Jake's habit of putting their friends in danger (#11, #26, #33, etc). Tobias and Jake are also in a uniquely awkward position at that point: "We'd almost traded places. Tobias the orphan suddenly had a mother. Jake, the poster boy for the all-American nuclear family, was alone. Living in somebody else's house, the way I'd always had to" (#49).

Marco, on the other hand, has never been more pro-Jake. Marco has, by his own standards, already won the war: "my mom was back. Happy she and my dad were still nauseatingly in love... I practically had to tie myself to a tree to keep from running up and down the valley, arms spread wide, belting out show tunes" (#51). He's utterly confident that "Jake knows these things," that "Jake's our general" that Jake will win them the war (#51). NOBODY ELSE (except maybe Eva) still thinks this about Jake as of #51, least of all Jake himself. But Marco (and Eva) got those rose-colored glasses because Jake already pulled off killing Visser One.

Which is an interesting reversal from #1, where Tobias insists "you're the leader, Jake" and Marco laughs in Jake's face when he tries to lead, saying "This is reality. You don't know anything about reality, Jake. Nothing bad has ever really happened to you" (#1). How things change, over 3 years and a few hundred hopeless battles.

[pudulover]

TOP Dragon Ball Z ships on AO3

TOP 50 ships according to the number of fanfics on AO3:

Bulma Briefs/Vegeta (3941)

Chi-Chi/Son Goku (2031)

Son Goku/Vegeta (1812)

Videl Satan/Son Gohan (810)

Android 18/Krillin (566)

Trunks Briefs/Son Goten (413)

Bra Briefs/Son Goten (316)

Bulma Briefs/Yamcha (307)

Tenshinhan/Yamcha (248)

Bardock/Gine (238)

Frieza/Vegeta (173)

Piccolo/Son Gohan (162)

Bulma Briefs/Son Goku (140)

Raditz/Vegeta (118)

Freezer/Yamcha (106)

Broly/Cheelai (100)

Launch/Tenshinhan (99)

Goku Black/Zamasu (98)

Bulma Briefs/Chi-Chi (94)

Trunks Briefs/Mai (89)

Piccolo/Vegeta (84)

Chi-Chi/Piccolo (83)

Trunks Briefs/Marron (81)

Son Gohan/Vegeta (72)

Caulifla/Kale (70) and Marron/Son Goten (70)

Launch/Raditz (69)

Son Gohan/Son Goku (66)

Tights Briefs/Raditz (55)

Future Trunks Briefs/Son Gohan (53); Chi-Chi/Vegeta (53)

Raditz/Yamcha (52)

Cell/Frieza (49)

Frieza/Son Goku (48)

Gogeta/Vegito (47)

Piccolo/Son Goku (45)

Cell/Son Gohan (44)

Bra Briefs/Son Goku (43) and Future Trunks Briefs/Future Mai (43)

Android 17/Future Trunks Briefs (42) and Trunks Briefs/Son Gohan (42)

Son Goku/Yamcha (36); Android 17/Raditz (36) and Dende/Son Gohan (36)

Frieza/Frost (35)

Bardock/Tooma (34)

Beerus/Supreme Kai | Shin (33) and Dodoria/Zarbon (33)

Broly/Vegeta (31); Bra Briefs/Son Pan (31) and Nail/Piccolo (31)

Son Goku/Turles (30) and Trunks Briefs/Vegeta (30)

Erasa/Son Gohan (29) and Bardock/King Vegeta (29)

Goku Black/Vegeta (28)

Son Gohan/Son Goten (27) and Frost/Hit (27)

Trunks Briefs/Broly (26)

Future Trunks Briefs/Broly (25)

Android 18/Son Gohan (24); Krillin/Son Goku (24); Raditz/Zarbon (24) and Son Goten/Vegeta (24)

Broly/Raditz (23)

This list doesn't include fanfics tagged with character/reader or polyships.

Please don't comment hate messages, this post is purely informative. I don't want my notifications to be filled with ship wars/hate in general :ccc

This top is susceptible to errors, my bot almost exploded due to overload xddd

[heejayy]

Young and Beautiful

Nanami x black reader

Warning: none

Word count: 1.2k

You let out an exhausted sigh as you slipped your hair out of its tight bun; you'd finally finished sifting through and responding to all of your emails, as well as reviewing some documents your boss had sent you. Your eyes are dry and strained, and your fingers are cramping after hours of typing. You checked the time and it was 10:53 p.m., which wasn't too bad given that you'd previously left work much later. Ready to depart, you stood up, stretched, and began gathering your belongings before heading home. You collected your binders, slid your home computer into its case, and grabbed your heels, which you had kicked off hours before.

As you closed your office and approached the elevator, your watch chimed with a message.

Bossy pants:

Mrs. Y/l/n, please meet me at 6:30 to look over the paperwork I handed over to you. There was an error.

"Fuck me!" you muttered, feeling rage rise in your chest. This man never gives you a break; he always relies on you, and he never bothers anyone else, which is driving you mad.

"Ugh he's always bothering me he acts like he doesn't have two other assistants to go over his project with but no it has to be m-"

"Y/l/n is that you?" You froze. Every muscle in your body stiffened up; you didn't expect him to be here so late; he usually leaves around 7 p.m., so what on God's green earth is he doing here at 11 p.m?

"M-mr. Kento?" Your chest tightened as you feared he had heard your angry rant.

"Come here," your body responded to his instruction before you could even think about it. You found yourself at the doorway of his office, playing with your acrylic nails, too frightened to look him in the eye, so you looked elsewhere.

His tie was unfastened, and his hair was tossed all over the place, in direct contrast to how it had been precisely slicked back and combed that morning.

“Mr. Kento "I didn't realize you were here this late... why is that?" You asked cautiously, hoping he hadn't heard your dramatic outburst earlier.

"Had to finish some paper work, I'm assuming you did as well?" You nodded, giving him a forced smile. An uneasy silence settled over his office.

"Tell me y/n do you think I work you too much?" He clearly heard your small outburst.

"I- listen I didn't mean-"

"I made you the senior executive assistant for a reason. You're a hard worker, honest, and trustworthy. You and Suguru are the only two people I trust to oversee this floor and manage my schedule; I wouldn't assign you anything you couldn't handle."

“Mr. Kento I understand you mean well, but this is just too much at times, and I'm not saying I don't want this position; I do, and I thank you for it, but I'd like some extra help if it not too much trouble." He took a sharp breath in and pushed his chair from behind his desk, then opened a drawer and pulled out a wine bottle and two glass cups.

"Join me?" You were taken aback by your boss's casual approach toward you; he was always known to keep matters strictly business-related.

"Um sir-"

"When's the last time you had a chance to wind down or hang out with your friends?" You blinked quickly, unsure of how to answer this question.

"My friend sort of abandoned me a long time ago due to me flaking on them for work." He gave you a kind of frown. "I know exactly how that feels."

Your boss strolled over to his couch and patted the empty space next to him, "Join me?"

You tilted your head in confusion, but decided that one drink wouldn't hurt.

2:45 AM

You ended up having more than one glass, and now your cheeks are heated, and you're leaning slightly into your boss, giggling at a story he just told you.

"You don't even seem like the type to get wasted I can't believe you did that!" He chuckled, savoring the last of his wine.

"Yeah well I was young and foolish and I also had bad influences for friends."

As you rested your head on his shoulder, a comfortable silence descended over the room; perhaps it was the wine, but your mood was subdued. Your mind wandered away, thinking about how you'd become drawn into the toxic work culture and how it was draining your youth.

"Nanami i'm tired."

"Tired of what love?"

"I'm tired of feeling as if I have to work until I drop, as if even if I achieve every goal, something is missing, as if I haven't done enough because there's always someone who will outdo me." Sometimes I just want to quit and move to a remote island to be happy."

"Keep this a secret yeah, but sometimes I feel the same way." Your head snapped up.

"Really? No way!” You spoke sarcastically, he chuckled “do I seem that miserable at work?”

“No you just- you don’t seem like this is something you enjoy doing.”

“Don’t get me wrong I do appreciate having this job but if I had a chance to run I’d take it.”

“Run where?” You asked curiously. He glanced down at you with a small smile “let’s make a deal, when I make a break for it I’ll take you” you giggle feeling flustered.

“Ooo where we going?” You asked with a hint of flirting.

“Malaysia.”

Present Time

"Baby you ready?" You snapped out of your daze when your husband called for you. You placed the photo frame to the nightstand; it showed you and your husband celebrating your first anniversary on the beach in Malaysia. You were both young, happy, and much in love. To think you ended up marrying your boss, the same guy you used to gripe about on a daily basis. Now, you can't picture living without him.

"I'm almost done my love."

You're now in your 50s and still go to the same beach on your anniversary, but sometimes you wonder if you should've taken advantage of your youth and explored more instead of being locked up in an office all day.

"What's on that pretty mind of yours?" He inquired, and she wrapped his arms around your figure, rocking you back and forth.

"Nothing much, just reminiscing back to when we were younger. I feel like I wasted my youth chasing something I didn't want only to impress others, and now that I'm older, I feel like I missed out on the opportunity to be young and happy.

I wish I could rewind time to tell myself to enjoy life before it’s too late.”

"What are you saying before it's too late? We're only in our early fifties. We still have so much more to explore, and now that we're retired, we have all the time in the world, so put all this 'I'm old' rubbish out of your head and let's get ready to leave," you smiled at his attempt to cheer you up.

"Doesn't matter what age we are I will always love you."

"Nanami?"

"Yes beautiful?"

"I love you more." You cupped his face and kissed him gently, but that wasn't enough for him. Nanami gripped you by the waist and pulled you closer to him, deepening the kiss. One thing this man knew how to well was make you weak in the knees.

"That's impossible love."

©heejayy 2024 — any reposts or translations of my works are strictly prohibited unless granted permission.

[gunsandspaceships]

When Tony and Rhodey met each other

We know that they already knew each other in the spring of 1987 (IM1), right?

But for how long at that point? When did they actually meet?

While researching these questions, I discovered some inconsistencies and logical errors in the MCU.

It is known that Tony was born on May 29, 1970, and Rhodey on October 6, 1968. So Rhodey is 2 years older.

1984 - Tony went to MIT for his BS when he was 14 years old. Rhodey was 16.

We have information that Rhodey did not attend MIT for his Bachelor’s degree. He received it from the Air Force Academy and went to MIT for his Master’s degree. The minimum age for admission to the Air Force Academy is 17. Logic says that if Rhodey is not a genius like Tony, the appropriate age for him to start MS would be 20-21. But this would mean that he did not enter MIT until 1988. This is where the problems begin.

Spring Break 1987 (most likely March) - from what Tony said in the first Iron Man at 0:53:10, we have several interpretations:

Was it true?

a) One day, Rhodey woke up with a transgender/transvestite named Ivan in the same bed, and Tony witnessed or heard about it;

b) it was Tony’s joke and nothing happened, because Rhodey said “Don’t do that. They’ll believe that”.

Where were they?

1) They already knew each other. Rhodey was already studying at MIT. Logical error.

2) They didn’t know each other yet, but Rhodey was already at MIT getting his MS, meaning he started it at least in 1986 (18 years old). Logical error again.

3) They didn’t know each other yet and Rhodey was attending the Air Force Academy.

4) They knew each other because they met outside of MIT (maybe at some engineering competition, for example), and spent that spring break together.

1987 – Tony graduated from MIT. Graduation usually takes place in May.

What is 100% true we don’t know, because there is not enough information.

But the logical answer would be: at the time of spring break 1987, Tony was 16 and he was finishing his BS degree. Rhodey was 18 and he was still doing his BS at the Air Force Academy. At some point, they met and struck up a friendship. Then in 1988 or 1989, Rhodey went to MIT to get his master's degree at the same college as Tony because Tony was most likely getting his master's degree there at the time.

The movies never mention that Tony was getting a Master’s degree or actually received one, but there are enough hints to draw a conclusion, and I will do so in my next post.

[highhhfiveee]

Imagine having matching Christmas pj’s with Mike and Abby?🥹

IT WOULD BE SO CUTE😭

-🌊

!!!!! [i'm a little sleepy so bear with me lmao] pairing: mike schmidt x blackfem!reader summary: mint!reader spends christmas with the schmidts. wc: 880 tags: fem!reader, major fluff, christmas pajamas. just pure holiday sweetness [,: sorry if there are errors, it's late and i'm damn near conking at the keys

i have a pair of reindeer fleece pants that i’ve had for the last two years, and i can imagine abby gifting mint!reader a pair of them while you clear your dinner plates from the coffee table. 

"i gave mike his pair already. i was supposed to wait, but i was too excited," you're forced to place the dishes on the counter as she shoves the pants into your hands with a wide, toothy smile. the reindeer's heads are adorned with santa hats, festive lights strung around their antlers and ears. 

they're pretty cute, screened over the entirety of both legs, and you're rubbing your hand over the soft, fluffy material with a warm-hearted hum. you return abby's smile, reaching down to sway her side to side in a tight hug. "thank you, abs. you have great taste." 

"tell me something i don't know," she replies, and you lean on the counter in a fit of laughter, abby joining you soon after

mike had accepted his pair with a bit of reluctance, giving abby a slow and fabricated, "thankssssss...." as he stared down at the ugly cartoon reindeer. they were everywhere, crudely-drawn with unintelligible blobs for "lights". 

he'd stuffed them to the back of one of his dresser drawers.

the holiday is on a saturday this year, and he's so excited to be able to spend the entire day with you and abby. it's already panning out to be a good time as he enters to the tall christmas tree that's been set up in the corner, illuminated with lightbulbs of all sizes and colors. the ornaments are mostly silly; cardboard gift boxes, paper snowflakes and candy canes, and other kitschy things you and abby had made over the last twelve days.

there's a decent stack of presents under the tree, all wrapped in ways indicative of who handled them. mike's got one more for you in his grip, and he's about to set it under the tree when abby appears from the hallway, staring him down. "what's in your hand?"

"a present. merry christmas, abs." 

"is it for me?" 

"no, it's for y/n. just something last minute." abby takes in the small jewelery store bag dangling from his finger, squinting her eyes. 

"is it a ring?" 

"what---abby, no. we've been on one date." 

"i heard it went well." 

"yeah, well, one date isn't grounds for marriage, good or not. jeez, why don't you go talk to y/n and stop pestering me?" 

"she's changing into her christmas pajamas, something you should be doing as well. won't be fully christmas without them." 

mike stands to his full height, shaking his head with an irritated, "nuh uh. not happening, sorry." 

"oh come on, i spent my allowance on those pants!" 

"terrible purchase," mike deadpans, beginning to move towards the kitchen when you come into the early morning light of the living room. it stops him in his tracks. 

your hair rests atop your head, curly tendrils toppling over your eyes, and you look down at yourself as you notice mike staring at you. you survey for drool stains since you slept in your black camisole, and twist and turn as you scrutinize the pants on your bottom half. "a little small, but they'll do. thanks again, abby. you're really sweet," you're reaching out to pull abby into your side when you finally see mike, giving him such a bright, energized smile even though it's 7:53 in the morning. you're just so beautiful, and it nearly causes mike to lose all brain function.

"hi, mike! did you have a good shift?" 

"yeah," he sighs out, tongue so dry it'd work better as tinder. he composes himself, swallowing as he jokes, "watching over animatronics is really the life." 

you giggle, turning to hide your blushed cheeks and goofy, totally-crushing-very-hard grin. "well, you're employee of the century in my eyes, your picture should be everywhere! oh, speaking of pictures, abby wanted to take one with all of us in our festive pjs. mind changing real quick?"

there's no protest. mike's damn near the roadrunner with how fast he dashes in and out of his room, standing in front of you two in a white t-shirt and his reindeer pants in what feels like fifteen seconds. 

abby sticks her tongue out at him, huffing and crossing her arms over her chest with an indignant head raise, but mike pays her no mind, musing, "so...a picture you said," to you as he stares into your eyes and melts like a bar of chocolate left out on a hot day. 

the picture comes out cute; abby sits between you and mike, and your cheek rests against the top of her head while he keeps the two of you close to him by stretching one of his arms across your shoulderblades and pulling you in tighter. you're all smiling, perfectly poised for the shot, and mike can't help but think about how this is all he wants forever as you shriek at the custom necklace that he's gotten for you; deep yellow gold with a heart locket that had a tiny picture of him and abby inside, all of your initials carved into the metal on the other half. 

"mike!" 

"merry christmas, y/n."

omg i was not expecting to write this but how fucking cute. i really do love the holiday season so this is really nice. i can't believe american thanksgiving is in THREE DAYS. that's fucking NUTS!

faire's seedlings ✿

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[ionoreo]

V kills you, but you're a drone and it's from your POV.

Text reads: HP DECREASING RAPIDLY \ ERROR NEAR FATAL \ RUN IDIOT \ 4:53 TUESDAY \ TARGET IS MURDERING YOU \ ALL SYSTEMS DOWN CRITICAL DOOR FAILURE \ 0:03 ----- 3.43 \ DEAD GIRL \ FREAKY \ GET MURDERIN'

The screen at the bottom left is supposed to be reminiscent of YT Music's layout, the "target is murdering you" is based off the shot from N's POV where it says "TARGET MISSING" and the two things at the top and bottom are just. There? In every drone POV shot? No idea what they are.

V is my favorite character and I wanted to commemorate her coming back, so... yeah. Eternal dream? more like eternal DESTROYER.

[comicaurora]

okay so homepage(54 w/ no next button), previous (53), from here both next and latest buttons go to 54 w/ next button. latest button on *any* page 54 and earlier goes to 54 w/next button. 54's next button takes you to 55, latest button on 55 and later goes to 2.0.1. and it's confirmed you can loop using the next button since 2.0.1 takes you to 54. Okay think I'm done now, good luck!

I'd suggest reloading, clearing the cache or trying it in a private window - I saw the same error at first, but it's stopped happening on my end, and if it's something wack going on with the database there's basically nothing I can do to actually fix it since nothing on my end of the site is broken; everything's in the right place and linked up correctly, as evinced by the fact that it's been working until now, so if the linked list the pages are sorted in is fucking up now it's probably because it's having trouble accessing the database at all. I did get an "error establishing a database connection" at one point, which makes me think it might be a little overloaded.

[a11eya]

Are you still doing the mash-up game requests? If not, my bad for missing it! But if you are, could I humbly request 53 + 85? With any of the following (I know you've already done a bunch of these, so I figure you might be burnt out on some of the guys and want to pick) :

Mezo Shoji, Shouto, Kiri, Denki, or Sero?

hi error! this is such a late reply, but i was so excited to see a non-bakugou request (lmao) that i really wanted to do it!! thank you for sending it in ahhh. was so happy to write for sero. please enjoy this fanart by @ moosaicc on twitter for a visual of sero to accompany your reading 💞

for the fanfic trope mashup game!

53. Mutual Pining + 85. Innocent Physical Contact 💖 Sero Hanta x Reader

Your shoulders shoot up to your ears as you hear your name called. Sighing quietly, bracing yourself, you turn.

“Hi Cellophane.”

“I told you to call me Sero!” Sero says, smiling. “You’re always so formal! I thought we were friends.”

“Oh no, I—” You nearly bite your tongue fumbling over your words, trying to explain yourself, but decide to change the subject before you say something embarrassing. “What can I do for you?”

“So you know how I was up north for that mission, out in the sticks?”

“Yes. I heard it went well. Great work, as usual,” you say, smiling at him. You wish you could tell him the things you’re too shy to tell him: I’m happy you’re back. Welcome home.

Sero pauses a moment, blinking at you. His smile returns. “Thanks!”

He’s so handsome when he smiles, it hurts. Ahhhh.

“Anyway, someone was an idiot—” He gives you a look and sticks a thumb at himself. “—and forgot to bring bug spray with him, so he’s covered in bites in some awkward-to-reach places. Would you mind helping a guy out?”

You try not to let your expression change as your mind races. What places? Why you? But you don’t have it in you to refuse.

“Of course. How can I help?”

“Great!” He grabs your hand and pulls you along, towards the break room.

You try not to think too hard about his hand in yours.

The break room’s remarkably empty for this time of day, but you chalk it up to the increased amount of crime in the past month. The summer heat’s brought temperatures up to a boil, and tempers are hot too, so the agency’s been busy.

“The doc gave me this stuff to put on the bug bites,” Sero says, handing you a large tube of cream. He grabs one of the kitchen table chairs and reverses it, sitting so the backrest is to his chest.

“I’m going to take off my shirt, okay?” he says, glancing back at you. “The bites I can’t reach are on my back.”

“Okay,” you say, willing your voice not to betray your nerves. 

Sero grabs the back of his shirt and pulls it over his head, mussing the hair he has pulled up in a half-bun. For a second, your brain just stops.

Sero’s all lean muscle, his back and arms defined from the hero work he does. As he crosses his arms over the top of the chair’s back, you watch as muscle shifts, the way his dark hair falling across the nape of his neck contrasts against his skin. 

Fuck. You really should’ve said no. 

“Thanks for doing this for me,” Sero says. “I was tempted to just spread the cream all over the floor or something and roll around in it, but then my brain kicked in.”

That surprises a laugh out of you, and Sero turns his head to grin at you.

“No worries,” you tell him. “Happy to help.”

Now that you’re not distracted by his smile, his wide shoulders, you study his back and bite your bottom lip. Those bugs really did eat him alive. He has several bites scattered across his skin, and they’re angry, raised bumps surrounded by red splotches. You feel itchy just looking at him.

Squeezing a pea-sized amount onto your finger, you dab at the first bite you see, near the center of his back.

He shivers.

“Sorry,” you say. “I know the cream’s cold.”

“Brrrr,” he says, and you grin. He’s so cute you want to squeeze him.

You’re careful and thorough applying the cream, trying not to let your eyes wander too long or let your touch be too indulgent. Before long, you’re finished.

“Done,” you say, patting his back. 

As you stand to go wash your hands, you miss the way Sero’s eyes follow you, soft, lingering.