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[casiia]

OMG OMG OKAY HEAR ME OUT. ghostface ethan edging reader after reader receives a phone call from him…!!?!?!?!!!

[ 𝐨𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞 ੈ✩‧₊˚ ]

pairing .: ethan landry x reader

genre .: suggestive content

word count .: 2k

warnings .: smut-ish (minors dni.), contains scream XI spoilers! scream plotline, threatening, mentions of a knife, soooo unedited, kissing, lingering touches, dry humping

author's note .: maybe planning on making another part to this <3 i have no idea if this is what was actually requested, but i had a lot of fun writing this! took a massive break from writing and i think i’m back, this is probably very ooc and might make no sense but i have zero experience writing thriller things like this idk. dialogue was used from the 1995 (or 7) scream movie. accepting constructive criticism, reblogs are appreciated. 

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“hey, pretty girl.”

pulling the phone away from your ear confused, you checked your screen to see who was on the other line, frowning slightly when you saw no contact.

“who is this?” setting the home phone back on it’s stand, you let the call ring out on speaker, turning your attention back to the stove.

“there’s no fun in telling you who i am just yet, why don’t you answer a few of my questions first.”

rolling your eyes, you shook the pot once more before turning to lean against the counter, the buttery smell of popcorn filling your nose. “why should i do that?” speaking over the loud crackles and pops coming from the fire, you moved around the island to grab a bowl.

“it’ll be fun. so tell me, what’s your favorite scary movie?”

“hm, i don’t know.” pouring the yellow kernels into the large bowl, you popped a few pieces into your mouth with a satisfied hum. grabbing the phone and turning it off speaker, you pressed it between your ear and shoulder, balancing the device steadily. “maybe, halloween? think that’s the one where that guy stalks the babysitters.”

“you think it was scary?”

“i guess, anyways. tell me who you are now.” ungraciously falling onto the couch, you picked at the pieces of popcorn that had fallen into your lap, licking your lips with a smile as a salty taste covered your tastebuds.

“can’t do that princess, haven’t finished asking my questions.”

“then hurry up and ask them already.” annoyance showing on your face, you reached across the many throw pillows and grabbed the remote —  clicking through the channels with disinterest, before going to browse your downloaded pick of scary movies.

“you got a boyfriend?”

eyebrows raising in shock, you stilled with a quiet laugh. “why, wanna ask me out on a date or what.” you teased the person on the other line, shifting in your seat as you began to ponder who you were really talking to.

“we’ll see, do you have a boyfriend?”

“no.” placing the overflowing bowl of popcorn on the coffee table, you stood to make way to your room, keeping the chunky phone against your ear.

“that’s a shame, such a pretty one you are.”

biting back a smile, you switched the light to your room on; bending down to open your drawer of pajamas, you tossed an oversized shirt onto your neatly made bed. “you gonna be this charming to me when i find out who you are?”

“maybe.”

“got anymore questions for me, or can i start guessing who this is.” unbuttoning your jeans, you kicked the pair of uncomfortable pants off . turning the speaker back on, you tossed the phone onto your pillow, pulling your tank top up and over your head before slipping on the big shirt.

“go ahead, you’re giving me such a good show.”

“what are you talking about?” picking up the dirty clothes that you had left stranded on your floor, you walked into your connecting bathroom, putting the clothes in your dirty hamper.

“hm, that’s a nice shirt you’re wearing. where did you get it?”

eyes widening in surprise, you slowly turned back into your bedroom, your knuckles white as you gripped onto the phone. “can you see me?”

“ah what a good girl! putting her brain to some use.”

“if you can really see me, how many fingers am i holding up?” walking up to your window, you peered outside trying to get a good look. sticking out your middle finger, you squinted as you stared into your dark backyard, trying to piece together unfamiliar shadows. 

“funny, one.”

“shit.” shutting your blinds in hurry, you stumbled out of your room, quickly heading back downstairs. “who is this, jason?”

“from econ? no.” 

“you better leave me alone, my boyfriend is coming over soon.” closing the blinds to your backdoor, you shuffled into your kitchen, grabbing a large knife. “he’s strong, s-so get out of here!” 

“i thought you said you didn’t have a boyfriend?” 

“w-well i lied!” locking your front door, you turned down all the lights, curling into a corner, knife in hand. your breath was ragged, eyes darting from place to place in worry. “tell me who you are before i call the police.”

“quit being such a brat, the fun isn’t over just yet.”

chewing on your lip, tears lined your waterline as fear overtook you. anxiety creeping up your throat with every shallow breath you took. “this isn’t funny.” you flinched at the loud noise emitting from the buzzing device, a staticy and robotic laugh filling the eerily quiet apartment. 

“you look so cute with that knife. what’re you gonna do, stab me?”

“show yourself, you coward!” standing from the hardwood floor, you paced around the kitchen, blinking away any tears that threatened to spill down your pink cheeks. frustration and anger burning in your chest, when the anonymous caller laughed again.

“careful what you wish for.”

a loud ringing echoes from the phone as the call ends, the wind whistling against the windows has you whipping your head to each sudden noise. pressing yourself up against the wall, the knife that you held a safe distance away from you.

“where are you, motherfucker.” your voice just barely above a whisper, you jumped at the sound of your doorknob rattling – a fist loudly knocking against the wood of your door. “go away! i’ll kill you.”

“baby? hey, what’s going on it’s just me.”

“ethan?” letting the knife drop to the marble of your kitchen countertop, you winced at the loud clang. running to your front door, you stood on the tip of your toes, peering through the peak hole to see your boyfriend awkwardly standing in front of you. twisting the lock, you threw the door open before jumping into his arms.

“what’s wrong? did you forget i was coming or something?” pressing a quick kiss to your cheek, he circles his arms around your waist with a hesitant laugh. 

“no- no. this guy just prank called me, i was so scared.” pressing your face into his shoulder, you gripped onto his coat, muffled sobs racking from your chest. “he saw me, ethan.” 

“no, pretty, don't cry. i’m sure it was just some sick joke.” gently pulling you away from his tearstained coat, he cradled your face in the palm of his hand; wiping your wet cheeks, he pressed a light kiss in between your brows. “relax, no one’s gonna hurt you as long as i’m here.” 

“can you stay the night?” leaning into his touch, you wrapped your arms around his neck pulling him closer to you. “don’t think i can sleep without you.” twirling his thick brown hair between your fingers, you sighed heavily, relaxing in his embrace. 

“of course, i was planning on it anyway.” adjusting the bag on his shoulder, he squeezed your hip once nudging you inside your apartment. “don’t want these creeps lookin at you, especially without pants.”

shaking your head with a smile, you wiped your remaining tears with the back of your hand, sniffling quietly and shuffling back inside. “lock it, please.” grabbing his bag, you tossed it onto the sofa, the sound of a lock clicking easing your shoulders.

“you were really scared, huh.” ethan laughs at the abandon knife on the counter, picking it up and putting it back with the other collection of cooking knives. 

“i was, that was the creepiest interaction i’ve ever had.” dragging your hands down your face with a huff, you walked over to your boyfriend, wrapping your arms around his torso and pressing your face into his back. “y’should jus’ move in with me.” your words muffled, you felt his chest rise and fall with another laugh.

“i was the one that made that request, i’d rather live with you than chad.” he loosened your arms around him, dragging you around his body so you were caged between him and the counter. “i am really sorry you had to go through that, did you call the police?” 

“no, i think there are worse things to worry about. it was just some silly call.” rubbing your arms nervously, you took a deep breath, reassuring yourself of any crazy thoughts. “i don’t want to talk about it anymore, how was your day?” pulling yourself up on the countertop, you shuddered lightly when your bare skin met with the cool marble. 

“uninteresting, just caught up in some classes, i missed you a lot.” moving in between your legs, he dragged his fingers against your thigh, teasing the hem of your shirt higher up your leg. “is this mine? i’ve been looking for it.” inching his hand up your shirt, he squeezed your hip, his thumb trailing along the lace of your panties. 

“mhm, it’s comfortable. didn’t think you’d miss it much.” sinking your teeth into your bottom lip, you placed your hands on his chest, drawing little circles into his shirt. looking up at him through your lashes, you licked your lips, your fingers settling at the base of his neck. “ethan…”

“what is it, baby.” bringing his other hand up to your cheek, he tucked a strand of hair behind your ear. “want me to stop?” moving to retract his hand that found it’s way under your shirt, he looked down at you with worried eyes, scared that he had read the room wrong. 

“no! no. i want you, ethan.” grabbing his wrist, you bring his large hands back to your body, leaning forward to press a sweet kiss to his collarbone. “do you— do you want me?” guiding his hands under your shirt, you whined softly, his cold fingers grazing your stomach. 

“oh fuck.” mumbling under his breath, he pressed his lips to your forehead, glancing down at your exposed panties; pretty and pink, decorated with a white lace, a small bow stitched right in the center. 

“gonna answer my question?” trailing along the seam of his belt, you played with the hem of his shirt, your lips lingering on his skin with every word you mumbled. 

“i do, baby. let me make you feel good.” rubbing up and down your sides with a light chuckle, he gently patted your waist. “you deserve it, such a good girl.” 

tugging at the collar of his thick coat, you pressed your soft lips to his with a happy hum, your fingers entangling in his curly brunette hair. swiping your tongue against his bottom lip, you brought your hand up to cup his jaw, pulling him impossibly closer to you. 

ethan grinned against your lips, snaking his arm around your waist to grind his clothed crotch against your damp panties. “s’wet for me, haven’t even done anything to you yet.”

gasping into his mouth at the roll of his hips, you squeezed your thighs around his waist yearning for more. “please, ethan.” your words blurred together as you continued to kiss him – you tugged lightly on his hair with a mewl, the bulge showing in his jeans nudging your clit.

“so needy, can’t wait–”

a deafening ring cuts him off, his phone softly buzzing in the pocket of his jacket. letting your hands fall from his hair and atop of his shoulders, you shook your head with concern. “ethan, no.”

“relax, i bet it’s just chad.” giving your thigh a reassuring squeeze, he reaches into his pocket, pulling out the red phone. tilting his screen, he showed you the number on the screen, one that he had not previously saved. “recognize it?”

“no, i wasn’t shown a number.” anxiously playing with your fingers, you kept your eyes glued to the vibrating phone. “put it on speaker.”

nodding at your request, you watched him accept the call, letting it play out loud. “who is this?” 

“hello, ethan. what’s your favorite scary movie?”

🏷 .: @loaksbitch @sullybby @vmptears my stinky ethan landry apologist

[enassbraid]

Just accidentally introduced my cousin to genshin i made a mistake i fear

[heart2beom]

should i wait for valentines day to post my taehyun valentines day themed blurb

[elizabethrobertajones]

6.55 spoilers

Girl dinner! (the huge bite, but in-use knife and fork and accompaniment of a salad, roll and black coffee are absolutely sending me)

.... what happens if you make your WoL a vegetarian from the outset and have been carefully navigating the appropriate foods ever since you started playing, but cutscenes keep dropping enormous chunks of meat on your plate.

I guess you took one bite to be polite and maybe spat it over the railing into the sea when Wuk Lamat was distracted.

The fact that Zero has caused Vindaloo Culture to spread is hilarious. Yes, we will bring culture up to modern standards in many ways but the how and why will never be expected. Anyway here's a gaggle of drunk sharlayan lads who are daring each other to eat the spiciest food ever as a bet.

[tatatatatara]

Dear Tokyo Ghoul fandom

Do you ever imagine/fantasize about getting killed by your blorbo? If the answer is yes, how?

[oifaaa]

Okay but for real

If Peter Parker was in DC, he would either get adopted

Or hired by Bruce depending on his age

He's not getting adopted he's got aunt may and besides that comics Peter is like late 20s early 30s he's a bit too old for that and I also don't think Bruce would hire him or if he did it wouldn't last long Peters just a bad luck magnet having a nice long term job isn't in the cards for him

[spaciebabie]

TONIGHT THE MUSIC SEEMS SO LOUD I WISH THAT WE COULD LOSE THIS CROWD MAYBE ITS BETTER THIS WAY WE'D HURT EACH OTHER WITH THE THINGS WE'D WANT TA SAY

[anchoeritic]

so the boss guy found out he had an std right? he got it from the receptionist who could’ve gotten it from 4 other men.

long story short, the receptionist had been hooking up with a few guys before she met her fiancé and continued to hookup with them during their THREE YEAR RELATIONSHIP and the baby isn’t even his. he thought the men she was cheating on him with were the other men but technically he is the other man. HOW THE TABLES FUCKIN TURNED

-💟

[i-deceived-them]

[OH MY ! LOOK WHAT THE SNAKE DRAGGED IN. . .]

[riot-grrl-robin]

when you disagree with trans women you should be cancelled and executed like revolutionary-era france. we want to take over the world and destroy femininity

[reallyonl99]

errrrrrrrr I’m sorry if there’s any grammar issues

[thoughts-of-kel]

keller kelling kel kel orange joe kel kel basketball kelsey kel kelvin kelson kelan kle kels kels keeeeeeellllllllllllll kelony

enough of me joking around i'm gonna ask some questions BECAUSE I'M BORED answer them or no free orange joe /j /nf

I wanna know so do you have any favorite side character in omori :3

eeeeeeuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr euuuuurrrrrrrrrrr eur eeeeeeeuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I know this is lame sorry but uhhhhh favoirte color

do you have any music recommendation if you have one

idk if someone ever asked this but any favorite food

another one kinda related to the one over this but any favorite drink

ANY SHIP????????????????????????? do you SHIP ANY???? it's fine if not

do you

orange joe or orange jo

least favoirte boss in omori if you've ever played ut

what do you think is the best thing in this universe (sweats I think the answer is so obvious I will not tell you what I think you;re gonna answer ANSWER IT)

I think people asked some of these already but idc okay that's 10 questions I ran out of them bye this is awkward uhhhh errrrrrrrr have a good day or noon or evening or night or midnight or midday *runs away at full speed*

thank u for these questions!!!!! i will be sure to spend them wisely :3

1. fav omori side character has to be humphrey!!! rlly random pick ik but u gotta stick w me on this one

2. fav colour is red!!! all my fav candy flavours are red!!!!!!!!!

3. for music recommendations - id highly recommend cherry waves by deftones. pretty random but it goes hard imo

4. TWO QUESTIONS IN ONE!!!! fav food is absolutely pepperoni pizza... fav drink?!? fruit punch juice...

5. im not rlly a shipper when it comes to omori, i just like the silly little guys ^_^ (nothing outside of canon anyways, stuff like hero x mari)

6. ORANGE JOE!!!!!

7. (i havent played omori so i cant exactly say which boss is my least favourite)

8. the best thing in the universe are the friends we made along the way

goodnight tiny person in my ask box!!!!

[marxthedumdum]

"FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB DR BOB DR BOB FUCKED UP IN THE CRIB KAT KOT KAT KO-"

haiiiiii, i go by marxkus or vanilla :33333333333333 ✎ trans-masculine genderfluid ✎ androromantic, gay ✎ any pronouns except neos and xenos ✎ 16yo (sept 3!!!) ✎ vietnamese 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳 ✎ i draw (and sometimes 3d paint models, write-ish and make c.ai bots) n shit lol ✎ my fav color is pink :) ✎ massive hypefix on pokemon/pokepasta (gen 8 and galar SWEEPS) ✎ reuniclus's, inteleon's and strangled red steven's no.1 fan. ✎ crimsonoak (steven x daisy oak) and coffeeshipping (mike x bill) shippings' strongest soldier ✎ i LOVE colbreakz and pkmn ost ✎ DNI: AI 'artists', lolicon, proship, basic dni criteria

Since you write, can I ask you in the ask box to write your headcanons/interpretations on characters?

✎ OFC YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i may not have much headcanons so ill try to make up some on the spot lol,,,,, ✎ requests i can do includes: headcanon AUs of characters (i may struggle on those that are not in pokemon/pokepasta), headcanons i have for YOUR (yes your :D) or my OCs, c.ai bot reqs etc.

Do you have any OCs?

✎ yeah i do, theyre my glitchy red ai, stevy ai and pokepasta oc :D (my ass dont have motivation to finish the pasta im writing for her sobs (oh and + my sona too lol (most of 'em are old art but whatevs)))

Any other places I can follow you on?

✎ twt: @//marxthedumdum ✎ discord and c.ai: marxkusthedumdum ✎ tumblr: you're here LMFAO ✎ thats it really, my insta's dead lol, im more active on twt and discord

errrrrrrrr, have fun diving and indulging in my cringy posts ig,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[space-arts]

errrrrrrrr sketch sunday

[no1twinkiesupporter]

Dearest pook why do u always go from super nice dark mode to blinding ultra bright white mode that JUMPSCAREd me somthines

Ik u like being aesthetic but how do u change it so often…

My pook is just too aesthetic

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[mangoposts]

sorry where are these tit pics everyone is going on about?🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

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