Calling Them By Their Full Name
OPLA Headcannons! I thought htis was a funny little thing lol. Anyway enjoy
Warnings: slight mentions of nsfw topics but nothing too serious
Sorry for any spelling errors!
Luffy
-ohhhhh that did not sound like your usual happy, loving voice.
-he knows he fucked up and now he’s hiding from your wrath.
-“MONKEY D. LUFFY, GET YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. NOW.”
-you could hear a pen drop from how quiet the ship got
-ok so maybe he ate that super expensive, super special dessert you had been saving for a while now. And like, it was going to go bad! All he wanted was a little taste! Than a taste turned into accidentally eating the whole thing.
-He was gonna tell you, honest! But it had proven obvious you found out before he could. He seen you round the corner with RAGe on your face and tears in your eyes.
-"TRAITOR!" You yell, throwing a tired punch to his chest.
-“I’m sorry mami, I’ll find you another one. Promise.” He hums, peppering your face with kisses, squeezing your face between his palms when he did.
-There’s no way you could stay mad at him for long
Zoro
-whoa whoa whoa why are you so ANNNGRY
-hated when you call him by his full name like that, makes him feel like a child being reprimanded
-“RORONOA GODDAMN ZORO.” You boom, Nami’s jaw dropping at the sound. Even she could tell you were pissed
-he’s the sassiest mf alive so he’ll probably just be like, “who the hell are talking to woman?!”
-“You’re a real piece of work you know that??” You’re still yelling and he wastes no time rolling his eyes at you and grabbing you by your waist, the action shutting you up.
“Wanna stop yelling and be a big girl and tell me what’s wrong?” He teases, that stupid smirk you love falling over his features at your speechlessness.
-It’s not often you say his full make but when you do he makes sure you’ll never forget it that same night.
-“Say my name baby, real loud.” He groans, a hand around your throat to steady spent body as he slams back into you
Sanji
-I know thats not a cigarette i smell Vinsmoke Sanji."
-awe hell. Yout tone is deadly. he tried he damndest to stomp it out before you rounded the corner but nope.
-You never use his full name like that. Never.
-did he just get chills?
-"Of course not my love!" He lies throigh his teeth but before he can say anything ese you re lips are on his, you fist gripping the fabric of his shirt.
-He knew he was caught, the taste of tobacco mixing with your usual mint. You pull away, smoothing his shirt out with a warning smile.
-"Don’t lie to me again, I’ll always know when you do, Black Leg." You explain , taking the small cardboard box from his pocket and walking off.
-Even though it was ment as a threat, he couldn't help but feel hotter than ususal. God he loved it when you talked all serious to him.
Bonus: Mihawk
-You know better than to use his full name. Orr to even call him anything besides the usual endearing pet name.
-So when he hears his name called with nothing short of rage, hes trying to figure out who you think you’re talking to.
-"Dracule. Mihawk." You spit, holding the empty bottle in your hand
-Ok so your rage was warented cause he managed to drink the entire vintage bottle of wine you'd been saving...it wasn’t like it was on purpose!
-He doesn’t even bother to look up from his book, just barely giving you a slight glance when you were right in front of him, pointing to the bottle.
-"Id watch your tone darling." he warns, smirking at the way you purse your lips and turn away with a fierce attitude he'd be sure to deal with later.
-“Oh shove it up your ass Dracule.” You scoff, trying to quicken your pace but failing when he’s already behind you, his much larger hand holding your wrist as you yelp.
-His look says it all. You’re screwed.
-So now you’re sitting pretty, bent over and counting each time his hand meets the sore and slightly reddened flesh of your ass.
-“Now, what’s my name again darling?”
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FC43: SPANISH LOVE AFFAIR
pairing: spanish!reader x franco colapinto
summary: you’re really proud of your boyfriend’s debut into formula one… but some new fans of his don’t seem to understand your shared sense of humor
a/n: the spanish in this may sound a little stilted to spanish-speakers because i tried to make it so it would translate correctly for any non-spanish speakers <3
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yourusername he’s a ten (and an f1 driver) but he’s a boca juniors fan
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user1 is this how you celebrate your boyfriend debuting as an f1 driver 😭😭 i thought we were over this
francolapinto ES UN VEINTE ENTONCES AMOR
yourusername LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
user2 of course the biggest boca fan in the world of motorsport would have a girlfriend that is a fan of real madrid 🤠
user14 peak enemies to lovers 🙂↕️ mhm
user3 NOOO FRANCO SALÍ DE AHÍ
user4 okay but they’ve been dating for a while… what are the odds y/n turns franco into a real madrid fan 👀
user5 CERO
user6 vos te caiste de chico o qué
user7 are you out of your mind
user8 close enough welcome back romeo and juliet
user9 break up with him 😍 boys are temporary anyway real madrid is forever
fernandoalo_oficial great to meet another spaniard on the paddock 👏👏
yourusername @/francolapinto HE’S TALKING ABOUT ME OH MY GOD
yourusername hola fernando alonso 😃😁
yourusername @/francolapinto (he’s in my comment section oh my god???? madre mía que me caigo)
user10 why are we only focusing on the caption??? have you guys even seen the pictures she posted of him 🥹
user11 i think i love them your honor
user12 🫶🫶
user13 someone tag her in that one video of franco shouting “dale boca” from a stage in front of a crowd in monza
francolapinto she’s seen it
yourusername ✋ i don’t care for it
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francolapinto she’s a ten but she said she would break up with you if carlos sainz gave her a chance (and she’s a real madrid fan 😬)
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yourusername STOP HE FOLLOWS YOU DON’T SAY THAT
francolapinto i thought you said you would stand by it 😨
yourusername NOT WHEN HE COULD SEE THIS
yourusername BORRA ESTO FRANCO
yourusername FRANCO @/francolapinto
user14 this is just an excuse to make us all feel single
user15 franco really saw what twitter had going on and said not in my house
user16 SCREAMING
user17 honestly i get it because if carlos sainz gave me a chance i too would drop everything
user18 oh i love them i fear
user19 THAT LAST PIC??? FRANCO WHY ARE YOU BOTH SHIRTLESS
yourusername i think you know
francolapinto :)
user19 FRANCO
user20 they’re unhinged
user21 crazy that y/n is an f1 wag now….. they grow up so fast 🥹
user22 my favorites <3
user23 i mean isn’t carlos a real madrid fan as well?
user24 🫶🫶🫶
carlossainz55 oh?
francolapinto EHH NO PARÁ
francolapinto SHE’S HAPPILY TAKEN SORRY
yourusername @/carlossainz55 hola 😊
francolapinto NO
a/n: pls reblog/comment if you enjoyed!!!!! i actually really liked making this one :) shoutout to the anon that requested it, your mind is huge
translations:
i. ES UN VEINTE ENTONCES AMOR — THEN HE’S A TWENTY LOVE
ii. NOO FRANCO SALÍ DE AHÍ — NOO FRANCO GET OUT OF THERE
iii. vos te caiste de chico o qué — did you fall as a child or what
iv. madre mía que me caigo — oh my god i’m falling
v. “it’s embarrassing” cerrá el orto — “it’s embarrassing” shut the fuck up
vi. madre mía — oh my god
vii. BORRA ESTO FRANCO — FRANCO DELETE THIS
viii. EHH NO PARÁ — HEY NO STOP
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early bird. katsuki b.
katsuki knew you better than you knew yourself. he knew your preferences, style, personality, even memorized your social security number since you always forgot it. he’d lived with you for damn near 5 years now.
“katsuki”
so when you wake him up in the late hours of the night, all needy and pent up he shouldn’t be surprised, he doesn’t even bother getting angry at you because you always tended to get needy in the night.
you shook him softly, his back turned to you as you tried to wake him. his body rising and falling with quiet snores that became irregular when you shook him.
“katsuki?”
“mm”
“katsuki!”
“what’s wrong”
he didn’t even bother opening his eyes, still laying there like a rock as he waiting for a response from you.
“can we fuck? please katsuki”
the male sighed and lazily grabbed his phone from the nightstand, squinting hard just to see the time. 2:06AM.
“you can’t sleep?”
the silence in the air already told him the answer, katsuki didn’t bother to keep questioning you as he began to shuffle out of his boxers.
“take your panties off.”
he muttered, helping you on your back and pulling the green underwear off your ankles, not without noticing the wet part on the middle of them and giving you a ‘you needed me that bad?’ look. he put your hand around his cock gesturing for you too put it in since he was too tired to find the hole.
bakugou moaned as he settled himself into your sopping cunny, strong hands almost making dents in the headboard as he rocked his hips into yours and watching your slick create thin strings between you and him.
your legs were loose around his waist, toes curling everytime he let himself go deep with your hands touching at his chest and stomach.
“shit.. pussy make me wan’ give you a fuckin’ baby.”
he grunted the words out with a small shake in his voice, like he was trying to hold back a couple moans. he tiredly let his head fall in between his strong, well built arms that held the headboard as he looked down at your face, eyes teary and mouth half opened while you clenched around his cock.
katsuki sat up from his position with hard-to-silence heaves to pull the black wife beater he had on over his head and throw it somewhere across the room as his body temperature started to rise.
he secured his position by grabbing onto your sides so he could fuck you harder. needy moans filled the warm room along with the quiet sound of skin connecting. you could’ve sworn that you went mute every couple of minutes from the surges of pleasure he was feeding into your cunny. wait could you hear how wet you were?
your long time boyfriend gave a lazy smile as he leaned down to make out with you as an attempt to get you quiet so you could her your cunny talk to him as well. quiet squelching could be heard if you really did listen in detail.
“hear her singin’ ? s’ all you—…shit girl..gets this bad at night?”
your pretty eyes were rolling as you tried your best to nod, barely even hearing him while you were concentrated on not cumming too fast and trying not to squirt since you knew you forgot towels. still, loud pornographic moans bounced off of your bedroom walls.
“y..es..kat-suki..”
“alright. ima take care of it baby”
a/n: i refuse to write a whole smutshot!!!!!
aizawa ver
blondieeu xx
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