#eugene ottinger

[writerswho]

Wednesday: Enid texted me “your adorable” so I texted her back and said “no, YOU’RE adorable.”

Eugene: And?

Wednesday: And now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo, but I like her, so I’m not gonna say anything.

[enidtendo64]

More doodle dump lol

[annebethchase]

You’re lucky. Do tell. You don’t care what people think of you. Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.

Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday: No, it’s not you.

Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.

Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?

Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?

[panphilosopher]

Wednesday: Enid and I have started dating.

Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: ...

Enid, Yoko, Divina, Bianca, Eugene, Kent, and Thing: WHAAA!

Yoko: Why are you surprised, Enid?!

Enid: Because this is the first time I've heard of it, too!

[artsysamm]

Occasionally I have a funny thought and I write it down. This one gets to be the first comic/drawing I’ve done with procreate!

[soft-but-tough-cookie]

Wednesday:*crawls through the window at 3 a.m*

Enid: *flicks on the light* Where the hell have you been?

Wednesday: With Eugene…

Enid: *points to the other side of the room*

Eugene: Try again.

Wednesday: uhm. Bianca?

Enid: *shakes her head*

Bianca: *walk out of the bathroom* Nice try.

Enid: Now, where have you been?

Wednesday: *sighs* I went blood hunting with Yoko again.

Enid: *keeps her eyes on Wednesday* Thank Eugene and Bianca, but I got it from here.

*They walk out of the room*

Wednesday: Am I in trouble?

Enid: Take a guess.

Wednesday: No?

Enid: Take another guess.

[whyislenaluthorsohot]

Yoko: You lost a lot of blood and passed out. Do you remember anything?

Wednesday: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Eugene: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you. 

Wednesday: but I heard a siren

Yoko: That was Enid

Enid: i was WORRIED

[gmarseln]

Enid [sighs defeatedly]: Wednesday's so strong and smart

Eugene: There's no need to be jealous, you're just as awesome!

Enid:

Enid: I'm not jealous, Eugene, i'm just gay

[tsangredulce]

girls night ! 🎡

[sxphr]

Yoko, being chased by bees: EUGUENE, CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN!

Euguene, holding his hands up: I'm trying, I swear.

Wednesday, watching, amused: I'd advise you you to not stop running.

dt: @tinyobservationcreation

[queondagrey]

day of the dead pgs 1-5/10

[enidtendo64]

A smorgasbord of wenclair and Wednesday doodles!

[panphilosopher]

Weems, glaring at her students: You answered your career path seriously, right?

[All the students' heads bowed, trying not look her in the eye]

Weems: I'll check it right here.

Weems: [pulls out Kent's, Career choice: High School Student] See, I know it! This is what I'm talking about! I begging you, take this seriously!

Weems: [pulls out Eugene's, Career choice: be science adventurer] Which one?!

Weems: [pulls out Xavier's, Career choice: be Wednesday's husband] Try be realistic here!

Weems: [pulls out Ajax', Career choice: don't want to be a doctor] Then don't write anything down!

Weems: [pulls out Yoko's, Career choice: have Harem of Girls] Gross! Pervert! Why will you write that down!?

Weems: [pulls out Divina's, Career choice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯] Huh?!

Weems: [pulls out Bianca's, Career choice: get a beloved mother] Get therepy, not a new mom!

Weems: [pulls out Enid's, Career choice: be Wednesday's mistress] Why not just marry her?!

Weems: [pulls out Wednesday's, Career choice: become successful author][flip over the desk] Make a joke!

[lorelaiblair]

Enid often forgets that Wednesday is not just the name of her girlfriend but also an actual day of the week, this has made for countless misunderstandings. Sometimes she will read a post online that mentions Wednesday (the day) and she thinks her girlfriend is up to no good.

Sometimes when Wednesday walks in the room Eugene declares “It’s Wednesday my dudes”, Wednesday has no idea what this means but Enid laughs at it every time so she lets it be.

[incorrect-multiverse]

Enid: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.

Wednesday: If?

Eugene: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and she might not even die.