#eva's headcanons

[jazzmasternot]

I love this character so much, I wanna get him pregnant….

[chi-xion]

working on my wakfu headcanons and this is the lineup so far!!! shout out to @vinillain for the idea of yugos little plaits and amalias crown horns, they’re THEEEE wakfu artist. will add more to this post later ^_^

[slippingkim]

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i cant stop thinking about perv!jungwon who touches himself while on a call with you

u and jungwon are close friends who facetime or call each other everyday. but what u didn’t know was that a lot of those phone calls jungwon was jerk off to the sound of ur voice. u would be talking about ur day or vent about something that has been bothering u, and jungwon would get turned on just by ur voice alone. he would cover his mouth tightly to conceal his whimpers while on the call with u, jerking his dick at a fast pace. his dick twitching in his hand when he cums, and u continue to talk, not knowing that he just came all over himself, simply because ur voice was so hot.

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nsfw | mdni ….🥟

A/n: again sorry this took so long I’m sure you guys know how busy I am nowadays 🫠

warnings - 18+, smut, phone sex (kinda), smut with little to no plot, cursing, perv!won

pairings - obliviousfemreader☠️ x dom!won

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It’s your weekly catch up call with your best friend Jungwon, chatting away about the contents of your week and upcoming weekend plans. Planning get togethers and fun activities but, little did you know your best friend of four years has an undying desire for you. As you spoke in your sweet honey tone his hard rose slowly, at first he didn’t notice until his eyes met the bulge in his pants. “..I was thinking we could go up to ####’s house next month?” your voice chimed back in after a long time of staring at his painful dilemma. Jungwon approved in a soft voice praising you for your good idea, as you rambled on about this small trip that you two would have next month his hand slowly crept into his sweatpants and on to grasp his erection. A guilty expression tugging at his lips as he started to slowly jerk himself, he set the phone on his clavicle for a more comfortable position pulling down his sweats further revealing his hard into the open air “..shit” he gritted breathlessly while he focused on his tip squeezing it in the palm of his hand gently pretending it was the pulse of your pussy. You spoke and spoke not spearing any details about the trip “we should totally stop at #### since we’ll be heading that way…” you said in a confident manner “..uhuh” Jungwon sputtered as his hand rose to cover his mouth from pouring with whimpers and purrs. His hand jerked faster and making sure to apply the perfect amount of pressure to his throbbing shaft. Leaving no trace of skin untouched, your voice acting like a battery for his hand that acted like a vibrator. Jungwons eyes clamped shut along with a muffled groan his hand giving one last squeeze before

“right won?” “…jungwon” “….hello?”

He looked down and his hand and stomach was covered with his white substance a bit more trickled out for a few seconds before he came out of his episode. Breathing heavily trying to frantically clean up as well as answering you at the same time. “right! I must’ve zoned out for a moment..” he lied with a sigh of relief.

[nyaagolor]

Ranking the Ushiromiyas based on whether or not I think they're a narc

Kinzo: -1/10. Hitting a blunt is what killed him

Krauss: 4/10. While I do think he initially would be against any kind of marijuana usage by virtue of being a conservative dude in the 80s, I'm almost positive I could convince him that growing it in the mansion's boiler room is a solid investment

Natsuhi: 0/10. As far as she's aware weed is basically the same thing as cocaine and will kill you, if you brought it near her I think she might actually pass out. However, out of everyone here I think she would benefit the most from an edible

Jessica: 9/10. If this series was set in the current day she would be hiding a vape pen from her parents and teaching Kanon how to hit in the rose garden. She gets a point taken off because she doesn't know that holding it in doesn't do anything

Eva: 6/10. Hates smoking overall, so you can't actually smoke near her without getting yelled at. Though she wouldn't snitch on you, technically, that's only because she fully intends on using it for blackmail later

Hideyoshi: 7/10. He did some sketchy business deals during the war, I'm pretty sure he's got a don't ask don't tell policy (not including Eva, she knows everything). Knocked down three points for the indirect blackmail.

George: 3/10. He's definitely a narc, but that's only because he was trying to rebel sometime in HS and went to a rotation but got laughed at for rolling the saddest, most pathetic looking joint of all time. He has a vendetta now

Rudolf: 6/10. Would probably smoke if it were modern day and isn't one to snitch but his weed etiquette is so bad that I need to knock him down a peg on principle

Kyrie: 7/10. She's the dealer. Points knocked off because she keeps cutting it with cheap shit because she knows her buyers (including her husband) are kinda dumb

Battler: 8/10. Would never snitch but loses a few points because he's bad at it. See below:

Rosa: ???/10. Feels like she'd snitch but also gives me the impression of someone who's tried cocaine before so I think her thoughts on the subject are pretty mood dependent. I don't trust her though.

Maria: 10/10. She didn't snitch on Beatrice and we all know what was in that pipe

[perpetualexistence]

Izzy and Noah being nerds ft. a very confused Eva

With Izzy's high IQ and 1000 thoughts zooming through her head at light speed, she 100% strikes me as the type of girl who created a whole language just for fun. It sounds like complete gibberish, so when she's using it everyone just assumes it's Izzy being Izzy.

Noah's the first one who starts picking up on a pattern in her 'gibberish' and asks her about it. Izzy denies it because she thinks it's funnier if she does.

Noah knows she's lying. Izzy knows that Noah knows she's lying. Noah knows that Izzy knows that Noah knows she's lying. This is an endless loop of knowing. The point is, Noah is now convinced to call her out on this lie out of sheer spite.

He starts paying more attention. He starts reading books on linguistics. He has a journal with theories and what he's managed to translate so far.

Eva has to be the one to tell Noah to chill for once. Eva believes him because she believes Izzy would do something like that. He can stop. Noah would love to. But his pride and his intelligence have been insulted. He just can't.

Plus, despite all outward appearances, this is actually pretty fun for him. He doesn't get a lot of intellectual challenges. Izzy's also enjoying feeding him clues and being a little gremlin about this. And hearing him have little mental breakdowns such as 'Is she seriously using that monosyllable as both a prefix and suffix with different meanings?!'

Eventually Noah gets confident enough to respond to her when she says something in Izzy Language. She lights up like a Christmas tree and responds in kind. Next thing either of them knows they're carrying a full blown conversation.

Leaving Eva, who has been been standing there this whole time, to go:

Eventually they explain things to her. Eva doesn't really care to learn it herself but won't stop them from going off so long as they don't use it to leave her out of conversations.

She does pick up a few words though: Their names. Yes. No. Stop.

And every swear word.

Naturally.

[billieeilishshusband]

Summary: Billie Eilish is asked about the close friendship she has between you and her during her hot ones interview. While your standing behind the camera

Billie was panting the heat really hit it. "So Billie I had seen a lot recently of you and YN. How close are you guys as friends?" She looked at the man then looked at you and then looking around. "So uh- shit this really hurts to speak. So me and YN- oh my god- have known each other for a long time and we- I actually don't know how we became friends. But I liked YN a lot.-" still panting and tearing a bit she looked at you. "YN come here" she said you walked over to her in frame of the camera she hugged you while still sitting down "I love you more than a friend"

"oh shit- what?" I said taking my headphones out "were you listening?" She said pulling away while laughing with the guy. "Gonna be real I only came over because I saw you signalling me to come here" she took the headphones and listened it was her own song "best shit ever" she hugged you again "I love you Billie" you said

[solidsnakecake]

The reason Sparda doesn't have a grave is because he asked Eva to destroy his body. We've seen how fanatics and lunatics abused his legacy, his swords and even the diluted blood that runs in his descendants' veins. Sparda must have seen such people in his 2000+ years.

So Sparda asked to be burnt and his ashes scattered so no one could desecrate his corpse.

(Which was a good call because we know one person tried to graverob him at least if there was a grave)

[total-drama-brainrot]

Eva being told her whole life that she doesn't meet the societal stanards of beauty and femininity so she internalises that as distain of all things "girly", instead throwing herself into stereotypically masculine interests, hobbies and fashion choices because she'd rather reject the idea of femininity entirely than lose at it.

[rene-01]

After 3 weeks of design making, breaks, etc. 17+ hours of drawing. I present to you, my TD Gen1 cast redesigns!!!

Not counting Alejandro and Sierra

[there-are-no-angels]

what i think every gen 1 total drama contestant’s type is

zeke: pretty girls (pretty boys?) eva: not too fond of romance sorry noah: idiots (affectionate) justin: idiots (derogatory) katie: whatever sadie said tyler: his girlfriend. obviously. izzy: either people who are scared of her or people who love her insanity. she will not date you if you are neutral on the topic cody: anyone but sierra beth: pretty boys (pretty girls?) sadie: whatever katie said courtney: boys she thinks she can fix (she cannot) harold: women who will actually just kill him trent: not sure bridgette: dudes with abs. girls with abs. she just wants to be carried around lindsay: her boyfriend. whatever his name was. dj: he is aroace to me geoff: surfers leshawna: you gotta be pathetic and sopping wet duncan: girls who hate the living guts out of him heather: definitely not alejandro or anything... gwen: people who understand her owen: people who understand him alejandro: he just wants someone to love him for who he is PLEASE sierra: CODYYY (or at least she thinks so. her type is actually people who match her insanity)

[ambersweets134]

Some Miss Peregrine fan art since there isn't enough

[automatic-midnight]

Ritsuko Akagi in Evangelion 3.0 + 1.0

[slippingkim]

jungwon was colleges it boy! the person that everyone wants for themselves or just for the night but he never does. he was the person everyone talker about or wanted to be fucked dumb by.

that was until he met you in college, you were quiet, basically just moving around in the dark trying not to get noticed. you were only known for your really high grades and as jungwon is kinda failing ( No he is not he lied, he is passing with a very high distinction ) science, he asked for a bit of help.

and that "help" resulted to you on top of his lap as he held your waist and kissed you. thinking he knew everything about sex, you decided to let him take the lead but that all stopped when you noticed him staring at you with a hint of blush on his cheek and a boner. "i've never done this before." he whispered as he averted eye contact because of embarrassment. and that's when you realized he was a fake, someone who loved to talk shit but has never even gotten head before. so you being you, you decided to tutor him in something more interesting, let's say alot of corruption takes place!

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~ tempt ~

nsfw | mdni ✦

~ cw: smut, blowjob, corruption, virgin!won

~ pairings: (failing) subwon x (tutor) domreader

Constant whispers rung through your ears about this jungwon character from your college, claiming he was

‘so handsome’ and ‘so good in bed’ of course you could care less. Your first priority was your grades and top scores, a perfectionist if you may.

But you might’ve thought he was a little cute those cat eyes if his were kinda pretty you thought.

For the most part keeping to yourself and making sure that nobody gets in your way of a successful life, party’s, drinking, sex and drugs were the least of your concerns this day in time. You couldn’t be in doubt that you’ve done some of those things before and were pretty experienced but you recently decided it’s best to focus on the most important aspects of yourself.

Grades.

Jungwon on the other hand, had everyone else’s attention his good looks and charming personality struck your collage like a lightning bolt. Girls and the occasional boys mobbing around him like he was a celebrity.

Parties, drinking, drugs, and “sex” were his supposed hobby, what everyone thought he was into but in reality he’s only attended parties never drank a day in his life because he’s to scared, is always offered the opportunity to do drugs be declines with a stupid excuse every time

and as for sex he’s never even seen the female genitalia in person alone from touching himself to the regular porn website occasionally. Other than that he has absolutely not clue about how ‘sex’ works.

To put it in simple terms he’s a virgin.

Despite what he tells every other person.

When jungwon spotted you in the hall, a new cute target to brag about his alleged exciting sex life to he began with walking right up next to you with a smirk

“Hey~” he says making a smoldering expression 

“What’s your name?” He adds, of course knowing your name and exactly who you are, everybody knows you as

‘the smartest student at this university, seong y/n’

You look up at him with a stern expression “seong y/n” You say looking at him expectantly

After you speak in that short span of about 50 seconds he gets an idea, you definitely wouldn’t deny at tutoring session with him especially since he’s the jungwon. Then he could use what all he’s learned from pornhub on an innocent looking girl like you. ..perfect he thinks so himself.

“I’m kinda failing my science class..” he manages to spit out a rapid speed with a fake frown

“..will you help me y/n?” He asks with a pouty expression, knowing deep down he has the second highest rank in the class below you of course.

“sure, meet me at my dorm at 6 sharp, I’ll text you the address” you say with an unamused blank voice, walking away not sparing him another glance

A confused eyebrow appears on jungwons face as this is the first time he’s talked to a girl without her freaking out but brushes it off after a long time of zoning out in the same spot you left him.

5:45pm rolls around as jungwon receives your message containing your dorm address and smirks to himself, leaving his dorm to start walking to yours.

After a few minutes you here a rather loud knock at your door and get up to open it. Upon seeing jungwon with a big grin on his face letting himself in and sitting on your office chair sprawling about abruptly.

You notice he didn’t have any notes or papers to correct his mistakes

“..you didn’t bring any notes?” You say annoyed crossing your arms

“Aw~ I forgot” he says looking up at you with the same grin as before

“Whatever.” You say trying not to kick him out right then and there

You begin walking over to your desk standing in front of jungwon in his chair, reaching for your own notes, he couldn’t help but stare down at your plump ass in your skimpy thin pajama shorts with wide eyes. In a bit of a horny panic he grasps your waist and pulls you down on his lap making a small whimper when you ass lands on his bulge.

You turn around at him with an irritated expression upon feeling his boner beneath you “what do you think your doing?” You say at full volume

“..nothing~” he says pulling your back against his vast chest, wrapping his arms around your waist engulfing your body making you hot and a damp spot grow in your underwear. He starts to lay warm and wet kisses on your neck causing you to squirm against his bugle making him pour out a soft moan. Turning around on his lap with a smirk you wait for him to continue the session by pulling your shirt off or something awaiting his raved about skills but he just sits there while you stare at him with a confused look.

Jungwon genuinely doesn’t know what to do next he only stares back at you with a slight blush and worried expression.

“I actually have never done this before…” he says looking away quickly as you sit on his lap thoroughly confused. His original plan flushing down the drain that is his brain, he totally forgot about whatever he was going to do, cursing pornhub for the lack of knowledge it gave him about why really happens during sex or how to start it for the most part.

You laugh in his face upon seeing his blushed expression looking away in embarrassment.

“..stop laughing” he says now looking down with a pout

“..you ..are a virgin” you laugh at him finding it funny that everybody and their mothers were talking about how good jungwon was in bed.

After a bit longer of laughter you finally look back at him sitting there looking needy with his blushing face and large bulge, you can’t leave him hanging so you decide to ditch the science tutoring and carry on with a blowjob 101 class.

“take your pants off.” You command with crossed arms

He obeys quickly, grateful that your giving him another chance. Once his pants are off you walk over to him and slowly lower to your knees and gently begin to pull down his boxers as his blush grows more. Your eyes widen at his large cock that’ll barely fit in your mouth, he’s never seen this tactic before only watching the regular doggy-style videos so this is quite new to him, he thinks with a tiny confused stare.

He feels you pick up his length and slide his tip into your mouth slowly. He lets out a yelp from the new feeling as you start to bob your head around him, his legs starting to buck uncontrollably while he feels his tip brush the back of your throat.

“Ahh.. ah~” he moans at every pass through his head being thrown back out of pleasure feeling your warm saliva and tongue swirling around his cock.

His body can barely stay still its still so sensitive to the new feeling his hips are basically numb from being tossed around so much.

Your name being screamed at a high pitch as you continue to deep throat his cock making him slur every word he tries to use.

“y/nn..~ y-y/nahh~” he whimpers with tears starting to break his waterline

“mmh.. mgonna c-cum~” he whines gripping the office chair with great force.

Until you come up from his cock to watch it burst with white watching him sputter out twitching like crazy from the pop he felt in his cock. His cum releasing all over his shirt and bare hips as he pants heavily. His throbbing length rising and falling with every breath.

“..I think ..I love you” he says half-joking still out of breath “that was awesome..”

You only smirk chuckling and throw him a wipe in order for him to clean himself. He finishes cleaning him self up and returning back to normal cockywon.

“you have so much more to learn~” you say patting his head

“so.. same time tomorrow?” He says hoping that you won’t decline with folded hands and a pleading stare.

“I’ll think about it” you say smirking while pushing him out the door and shutting it in his face

“Please please please..” he whines from outside the door, you ignore him and go back to studying for an exam wondering what you should teach your virgin student next.

[twinsunstars]

the batch and omega would do a mother’s day special with gifts for echo after learning what the holiday is (mainly omega’s idea), and eva, jax, and sami (with baryn) would introduce emerie to what mother’s day is and make her some gifts with flowers as a thanks for helping to save them

edit: just wrote a fic on this :D

[perpetualexistence]

Team E-Scope goes on morning jogs. When I say goes on morning jogs, I mean Eva jogs to Izzy's and Noah's houses, grabs them, and carries each of them on a shoulder while she jogs.

Keeping Izzy pinned to her shoulder is a workout in itself. Noah will just bring a book and read the whole time while he's being carried like a sack of potatoes. Sometimes he starts reading out loud and effectively serves as a podcast.

[billieeilishshusband]

Summary: Billie is very drunk and decides to go TikTok live and confesses that she wants to...do things with you

"hey guys" she said hiccuping she looked at the comments and started replying soon she was asked a question "do you have feelings for YN?" It was out of the blue but she answered "oh God I love YN bro I would let them do such disgusting things to me" she went on for 5 more minutes until she got a message 'awhh that's cute Eilish' she yelled loudly "oh shit" she said quickly ending the leave 'awh I was enjoying the live. See you in the morning darling' you messaged. She yelled in her pillow