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eltonjohndenver · 5 months

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simian and grogfunkel songlist

-me is rock

-sound of ooga booga

-only living boy left in cave

-stick over water

#this is either really funny or really really bac #i am sleep deprived so the former for me #simon and garfunkel #everyone humor me

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oasisr · 10 months

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after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

#meme #christmas #Christmas music #paul mccartney #the beatles #beatles #dark humor #retail #fast food #work #job #seasonal #seasonal worker #funny #lol #yes i am using a lot of tags because i want everyone to see this and laugh with me #welcome to the comedy of hate

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bisexualpercyjacksons · 9 months

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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:

#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable #grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing #annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss #percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #character alignment #a god buys us cheeseburgers #like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed #mine #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #humor #no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account #which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo #I’m bullying myself don’t worry

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kenobihater · 4 months

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after literal years i finally got around to downloading a pdf of the wipers times, an unsancitioned satitical british trench magazine circulated among the troops in france from 1916-1918 after the fortuitous discovery of a printing press. i have approximately five million other things i need to read so idk when i'll be able to devote much time to it, and i gotta pick up a proper copy bc it's missing at least salient no 4 vol 2. that said? i'm genuinely laughing at what i've skimmed so far

#this is like THE page everyone likes it seems but it's SO good #also the flammenwerfer one i found on wikipedia is gold. that's the only reason i know no 4 vol 2 is missing from the pdf after skimming #and 'DEAD COW FARM' CINEMA. is great #the wipers times is SO fascinating to me as a glimpse of life into the trenches without any signifigant censorship of the bitterness that's #couched in satire. it's hilarious satire but there's still bitterness there sometimes! and gallows humor! this was adored by the men on the #front but it's amazing it happened at all. SO glad it did. it's a marvel #len speaks #ww1 #world war 1 #world war one #the great war #1917 #<- figured you guys might find this interesting considering it would be circulating during canon #history

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smittyw · 4 months

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#tlt #harrow the ninth #id in alt text #harrow the ninth spoilers #ortus nigenad #humor me ortus is cracking me up this book everyone is so mean 2 him #maybe he does suck the life out of the room but so do half the bitches here anyway #he seems like a nice young fellow #a nice yet annoying fellow

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shikisei · 6 months

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edgeworth comes out

#ive been coding a game for class and it made me think about doing this #my humor is rusty forgive me everyone #ace attorney

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fawn-tongues · 1 month

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Safe Bet

#part 500 of me just slapping my brainrot onto a canvas and calling it a day #don’t read the tags if you haven’t done 2hats #here’s a mini explanation #so here it’s been maybe a month or two since Loop started traveling with everyone #and they were like man I’m tired of literally only being touched by my weird time clone #it doesn’t feel great #and Isa is off limits for obvious reasons #Bonnie for less obvious reasons #that leaves Mira and Odile #but they’re worried that they would be forcing Mira #if they asked. which they’re too scared to anyway #cause she’d feel bad #so Odile. process of elimination!#and they’re still to scared to ask Odile.#so instead they offer to be touched #like ohhh you’re a researcher you have to be curious. right #I’ll let you touch me if you’d like <3 #and she sees through this obviously but there’s no harm in humoring them!#and she is curious.#and then she touches loop and they light up like a glowstick #and they have to be normal for the next week #done. goodbye #in stars and time #isat #isat loop #isat odile #ISAT spoilers #loopdile #<- still platonic they’re just weird #fawntonguesart

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leafsfromthevine · 8 months

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only sokka would call zuko's aura dark and sexy and then immediately deflect a compliment to point out zuko's abs (and then praise himself for creating said abs)

#all opinions about the show aside this clip humors me greatly #take the actors out of the equation and just. imagine this conversation from the pov of the gaang #they're (they being zukka) best friends 4 life and each other's number one supporters #and everyone just has to deal with that #zuko #sokka #zukka #atla live action #ian ousley #dallas liu #also need a zukka animatic w this audio #perhaps ill do it........

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iamnmbr3 · 1 year

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So you know the scene at the end of The Taming of The Shrew where they have that stupid competition to see whose wife is most obedient? Can you imagine if other Shakespeare characters were there?

Ophelia: You called, My Lord?

Hamlet: No I didn’t. Why are you here when nobody likes you? Go away!

Petruchio: Even I think that’s mean.

Romeo: Go find Juliet and ask her if she would come here and tell her she has the most beautiful eyes, that make the very sun seem dull, and the loveliest hair and a face that puts to shame Aphrodite herself...oh and bring her this sonnet I wrote her...and actually I’ll go find her myself for I can’t bear to be apart from her another moment!

Petruchio: …

Petruchio: … Yeah he’s not coming back. Next!

Coriolanus: Go find my wife and ask her to come here and also ask her if she's seen Aufidius. Actually, have you seen Aufidius...or heard any news of him?

Servant: No I haven't… Is there a name or a description I could use to find your wife?

Coriolanus: Hold on. I know this one.

Petruchio: Wow... We’ll come back to you. Next!

Orlando: I refuse to participate in this farce. It’s demeaning to women.

“Ganymede”: Nonsense! Any real man (which I totally am) wants women to obey him without question!

Orlando: That’s wrong! That’s not being a “real man”; that’s just being a bully. I would never treat Rosalind that way and I hope no one else would either!

“Ganymede”: … You pass the test.

Orlando: What?

"Ganymede": What?

Benedick: HEY BEATRICE!

Beatrice from 3 rooms away: WHAT?

Benedick: CAN YOU COME HERE A SECOND?

Beatrice: WHY?

Benedick: SOME MAN HERE WANTS TO SEE IF YOU’RE OBEDIENT.

Beatrice: WHY ARE YOU PERPETUATING THE OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN INSTEAD OF PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE?

Benedick: YOU MEAN YOU DON’T WANT TO COME HERE AND SHOW OFF YOUR OBEDIENCE? I AM SHOCKED AND HEARTBROKEN!

Beatrice: HA. HA. SO HILARIOUS.

Beatrice: … HE STILL DOESN’T SOUND VERY PUNCHED IN THE FACE. I SUGGEST YOU FIX THAT UNLESS YOU WANT TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH FOREVER!

Benedick: ON IT!

Benedick *rolling up his sleeves*: Isn’t she great?

#Petruchio: Why are you rolling up your sleeves? You’re not just going to let some woman tell you what to— *gets hit right in the jaw*#Benedick: She is not *punch* “some woman”! *punch* She’s *punch* Beatrice! *punch*#Benedick: WAS THAT ENOUGH DARLING?#Beatrice: YEAH! SOUNDS GOOD #Petruchio to “Ganymede”: YOU'RE a man after my own heart. Will you help me up?#“Ganymede”: I am neither a man nor after any heart but Orlando's. *punches him while he still is trying to work that out*#Coriolanus: We’re fighting? Who are we fighting? Is it Aufidius?#listen. after they get together Beatrice and Benedick are THAT couple and they absolutely make that everyone's problem #humor #Shakespeare #Shakespearean shenanigans #the taming of the shrew #much ado about nothing #hamlet #Coriolanus #As you like it #gen

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nondelphic · 1 month

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writing dialogue: me: okay, how would a normal person respond here? brain: i dunno, we’ve never been normal, let’s make them say something weird.

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icicleteeth · 8 months

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WoL sketch for @sam-flo 💛

#ffxiv #probably can only do only the last one after this one but ty everyone for humoring me...#it brings me joy to draw for others :')

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fishareglorious · 17 days

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Some have suggested I should spend my vacation "like a human", so I have prepared several options. People seem to like this one the most. You refused. I see. You must prefer the Thomas the Tank Engine face. - Lucy's lobby interaction

THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE FACE???????????!?!?!?!?!??

#lucy #reverse 1999 #WHO TAUGHT HER HER SENSE OF HUMOR IM????#the mental image of lucy watching thomas the train is sending me into the floor. i can imagine her watching it on a laplace screen at a #considerably high volume as her coworkers bustle around her. she's standing around the same way dads watch tv. everyone there has #stopped at one point in complete and utter confusion wondering why the fuck is the laplace director watching a kid's show in the computers #certified storm moments

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modeus-the-unbound · 28 days

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All the other voices during the Moment of Clarity: Mindbreak.mp4

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