#everyone on this show is foine

[tableintheteacherslounge]

Abbott Elementary S03E08 thoughts

Melissa schemmenti angry slut

THIS COLD OPEN I WAS CRYINGGGG

Barb’s protective goggles

“We gonna be down about $700

The squeeze my cheeks kid

Every one getting hit in the damn face

Ava pushing gregory

Greg vs tariq 🥵

Barb shooting in the wrong basket then saying “i’m carrying this team”

Gregory flipping the table

Just PERFECTION

“Why dont u look better” ava really says what i wanna say to people

What IS up with melissa to be snappy, always on her phone, hookups, staying out late

Heyyy manny 🤭 he’s foine I’m SORRY

But if Janine’s meant to be in once a week whys she not seen her abbott friends - not her and jacob not seeing each other 😓

“Girl was there a fire?” See this delivery is why slr has an emmy

Ok I KNEW melissa would hookup with burt hummel. I cant deny the chemistry and at least he’s a better actor than g*ry, but lets keep it casual yeah?

RICHARD TYLER WILLIAMS 💀

The delivery on “interesting 😀”

Tariq hosting the panel?!? I love that for us

Badass janine get it girl! She is ON IT

Not ava and crystal speaking over each other 😭

“I don’t think this is on 🎤 “ “IT IS” ijbol 💀😭

Barb is stroppy and sad ☹️ but why wouldn’t melissa trust her! I get it! But also it’s casual so maybe I get not saying anything too! But barb is so sad (jealous) that melissa didn’t tell her (jealous)

CASUAL GHOST

No bc whys that ur face after ur friend tells u its just sex BARB? I get being upset at not being told but why are u upset its just sex … unless… jealousy

Why arent they clapping abbott 🙁

Why is tariq scoring 😭😭

“Give it some razzle For the love of god gregory give it some dazzle”

Janine just caring about the gossip she’s me

Friend of over 15 years!!! I appreciate the work wives lore but that is literally inaccurate I’m sorry

“Since your lips already touched” GASP (also br*no could never deliver a line like that I’m just saying)

The workwives having a marital spat while ppl are just trying to get their certifications

Is it different? Mmm lowkey bc melissa should know what’s going on in her house but also she can acknowledge that actually barb was validly upset but we know Melissa is stubborn sooo

On her roof? Ew! I dont need to know honestly

Janine not reading Jacob’s text 😖

MANNY CALLING JANINE BIG TEAGUES TEEHEEE 🤭 KICKING FEET TWIRLING HAIR

Gregory sit down 😭 honestly that speech alone could give tyler an emmy nom

MR BOHNSON FROM BABBOTT BELEMENTARY HELP

“You talked to me about gary” aww 🥺☹️

“Because that was a real relationship that YOU approved of” ok poignant emphasis on you - Barbara’s opinion is so important to her 🥺 that’s her number 1

“Awwwmygod congrats” “thank you baby”

Melissa’s true apology 🥺

MELISSA DRAGGING BARB CLOSER TO HER EVEN THO BARB WAS STILL MAD i feel like that was lisa and sheryl

“Look how coy this boy is” jacob always gets great ppl as love interests bc first zach and now i love this guy too “i even showed captain robinson” aw 🙁

Janine aced it! Quintas physical comedy is soo good

Wait is mr j wearing a jacket over his uniform 😭

Cancelling on the fireman for barb 🥺

I fear burt hummel doesn’t want it as casual as mel

“Ok did he just make me fall in love with him” 😭

BI AVA BI AVA!! Wbk but BI AVA (but yk im a hardcore barlissa truther so shipping them w ava makes me gag)

MR JOHNSON PANEL beep beep beep that to my face!!!

Wish they ended on barlissa at the bar tho :(

Ok overall I honestly didnt love that ep at first

And the big reason is i didnt think the panel needed so much and i wanted barlissa to have more

Their conflict didn’t feel as real and earnest as other examples

It got wrapped up surprisingly quickly - they fell out more over safety scissors and ‘yous’

And I’d’ve liked them to share a vulnerable moment away fro everyone else.

It just felt eh

Also being away from school felt weird too

Based on teaser clips i thought it could be a lisa emmy consideration ep but no - could be for tyler though

Barbara’s jealousy is v v interesting tho 👀

After a few days I like it more

I still feel a bit confused tho

OH MY GOD I FORGOT TO MENTION KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY HELLO??!?? What a guest actor to get oh my god

[sweet-chimera]

razoul bowed, opening up the chest besides which jafar stood, looking down with a smile, as the sight of beautiful satin and silken fabrics graced everyone's eyes. "habibiti, i'd like you to have these scarves as a gift of mine, the representative of the kingdom of agrabah and with the blessings of sultan. inshallah you will love wearing them during your stay here. i hope the colors and patterns are to your liking."

After some shifting in politics and winds of change in other lands. It was about time for a visit to the sultans lands. After all, this wouldn't have been the first non human creature that Jafar has had contact with. And it wouldn't be the last.

It was no secret that the chimera had a thing for fabrics-- she liked making clothes and dressing people. But fabric and scarves was simply a good offering for a creature with older values like her any way. It also showed that despite her species, Jafar was holding her to the same standards of gifting and etiquette as a human or someone in his kingdom

"Oh wow!" The chimera awed looking at all the colors and patterns, even if she was expected to wear these while she was here, these definitely were getting used when she gets back home.

"T'ey're wonderful lad, ah love t'em. Very tastefu fabrics are a foine choice fer diplomacy! Colored meh honored. T'anks fer havin' us. And on behalf o' all tae monsters oot t'ere. Its good tae have ye back aboot."

[negrowhat]

uhhhh congrats!! 💐✨

then, top 10 moments in kpop and top 10 performances in kpop

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Yuta finally revealing his belly button piercing in all it's HD glory for 127's most recent comeback.

2. Got7 winning a daesung at the Golden Disk Awards and then announcing their departure from JYP the very next day. When I tell you I WEPT! Only for them to turn around and say, "We are still GOT7 and will continue to promote as GOT7, we just left the company" fucking Iconic!

3. Hyuna and Dawn announcing to the world that they had been dating for 3 years and CUBE's lame asses dropping them from the label. NOW THEY'RE FUCKING ENGAGED AND VERY MUCH IN LOVE!

4. GOT7 legally obtaining the rights to their group name so they could continue to promote as GOT7. DIDN'T I SAY THEY ARE ICONS.

5. BTS announcing a group hiatus after working together non-stop for the past 3 years and ARMYs crying all over the place because they thought the group was disbanding.

6. Jungkook's lip ring and eyebrow piercing combo.

7. Shownu randomly showing up to MX concerts while he's been on leave for his ongoing enlistment.

8. A.C.E doing the OST for the BL Light on Me and then turning around and having Leader Jun star in a BL right after.

9. BTS having a chance to speak at the White House.

10. Wonho's solo debut with Open Mind breaking the internet.

TOP 10 KPOP PERFORMANCES. WITH VIDEOS!

GOT7's Blindfold Aura Performance. *CHEF'S KISS*

2. NCT 127's Performance of Favorite on the Kelly Clarkson Show. THE NAVY SUITS! THEY FUCKING ATE!

3. ATEEZ Fireworks Studio Choom Stage. AGAIN THE SUITS! EVERYONE'S HAIR WAS PERFECT. THEY PUT THEIR FOOT IN THIS STAGE. ATEEZ ARE THE KINGS OF PERFORMANCE.

4. Hyungwon's Solo Dance Stage for Wildfire. People tend to forget that Hyungwon's is a talented dancer and he just wanted to remind us all. I went to the ATL concert and let me tell you I nearly passed out.

5. BTS Performance of DDAENG. Rapline NEVER misses a chance to serve BDE on stage.

6. BTS Live performance of TEAR. DIOR HOBI NATION RISE!

7. GOT7's Golden Disk Awards Performance right before they quit JYP. THEY WERE SO FUCKING HAPPY! THEY WAS ABOUT TO BE OUT!

8. GOT7's Rain Cover Stage. An oldie but a fucking goodie. I watch this all the time.

9. VICTON Howling performance on Studio Choom. Whew those men are foine and talented.

10. Wonho's first stage performance of Come Over Tonight. Can I just say this is my fave Wonho track ever?

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Red Fire |SPOILER|

Tattoo Artist Changbin x Female Reader (NSFW)

WC: 1,536

Warning(s): Changbin getting flustered/aroused by the reader (because she so mothafuckin foine), mentions of smut (dirty thoughts), I think that’s it.

I named her Rin! Everyone say hi to Rin! **I will fix the format and tagging issues soon!! Uploading on Tumblr via Safari is a fucking pain.**

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Rude and disrespectful comments will be deleted and you will be blocked. 🌸

“I’m here for my appointment.” Rin said, her smile big and strong under her mask. Chan looked up from the front desk he was sitting at, looking up at Rin with wide eyes. “Oh, hey, Rin! You’re here really early. What kind of appointment are you here for?” Chan asked, opening up the book and flipping pages in attempt to look for her name. 

“Tattoo appointment!” She replied. Chan flipped to the appointments section of the book and looked on the list of names for that day. Following the list of names, he found hers almost instantly. “Ah! You’re here to get your tattoo done with…” he trailed off as he looked to see who she was assigned to. 

“Seo Changbin!” She finished for him. “Alrighty, and you’re getting a sleeve tattoo, right?” He asked as he marked by her name to show she was present for the appointment. “Yes I am. He told me that it’s best if we split it into two weeks given the tattoo that we agreed on and the placements. I think he said the other ones will take less time.” She told him. Chan nodded as he looked up at her. 

“Yes! That is correct! He showed me what you’re getting. Your sleeve tattoo has a lot of detail. With the flowers, the clock and the beads, there’s lots of shading going on. And especially for the flowers, the roses, there’s different shades of pink that are involved, so it’s best to spread the sessions out for two weeks. For the tattoo under the breasts, that one also has lots of shading. For the tattoo on the sternum, that will take literally less than 10 minutes. But I think you picked the right time because he doesn’t have a client for about a month. You’re his only client for this month, so if you’d rather stretch it to have different sessions throughout this whole month, that’s up to you and you’ll negotiate that with him as well.” Chan explained to her. 

“I think I might have to! But I’m ready for it!” She said. “Let’s see, you already filled out your paperwork, you’ve paid for your tattoos last month, I think you’re all ready for the first session today. Let me go let Changbin know you’re here and then we’ll go from there. You’ve got your snacks?” Chan asked as he looked back at her from the opening of the desk. 

“Yes! I’ve got my snacks! Some food I brought from home along with some fruit, and then I brought water and lemonade. I also have my AirPods. Changbin told me to bring a small blanket just in case so I have this throw blanket. It’s the warmest light blanket from my house.” She explained. 

“Perfect! I’ll go ahead and let him know you’re here!” He replied as he walked towards the back. Rin took a seat on the black suede couch in the lobby, waiting for Changbin to come up front to greet her. While scrolling through her phone, Lee Know walked through he lobby, catching a glimpse of her on his way out. 

“Oh, hi, Rin! You’re here for your session with Changbin today?” He asked. She looked up to meet his eyes. “Yup. It’s gonna be a long session today so I brought a good portion of snacks and drinks.” She told him. “Good idea. These sessions can get quite lengthy so it’s good to have food and drinks with you while you’re getting tatted.” He smiled at her. 

“Are you leaving already? You don’t have any clients today?” She asked as she watched him walk towards the door. “Oh, no, I have some clients. Just a couple of piercings. I had a good night sleep but accidentally woke up late and rushed to get here on time so I didn’t have breakfast at all. So I’m going to Starbucks to get a sausage egg and cheddar sandwich with an iced caramel frappe.” He explained to her. “That’s fair. Be safe. See you when you get back.” She told him, which he returned the phrase before heading out. 

“Rin?” A voice called. She looked up from her phone to see Changbin standing by the desk. She stood right up and walked over to him. “Are you ready?” He asked her. She nodded, showing him what she brought. “I have food, drinks, my AirPods, my charger, and a blanket. Just like you told me.” She said excitedly. Changbin smiled under his mask and opened the way for her. “Perfect! Follow me!” 

He led her to his room, which was not too far from the front. Considering that the building was pretty large, everyone had their own rooms and they were large on their own. The building even contained a second floor for the other tattoo artists and piercers upstairs with Kim Hongjoong as their manager. But on the first floor was Chan’s team with their rooms. 

Changbin’s room was past Chan’s room and Lee Know’s room. In it, he had a lot of art and decorations on the walls in dark colors. He had LED lights and various other pieces of decor, just genuine things that made her comfortable to be in his room. Once inside he closed the door and locked it. It was necessary considering she’d be getting her chest tattooed. 

“Alright, would you like to start on the sternum tattoos or the sleeve first?” He asked as he made sure he picked the right colored ink. “I’ll go with the sternum tattoos first since they’re a little easier.” She said. “Okay. Go ahead and remove your shirt and bra so I can get the stencil on there and start tattooing. You can set your shirt and bra on the back table if you’d like. I’ll be patient and turn around so you can do so. Let me know when you’re ready.” He kindly instructed. “Will do.”

Rin set her stuff down and took a deep breath before lifting her shirt. She pulled it off and set it neatly on top of the table and then followed with removing her bra and setting it in the same place on top of her shirt. She held her breasts by covering her nipples and then turned to Changbin. “I’m ready.” 

Changbin slowly turned around, getting the materials for the stencil ready. He looked at Rin, seeing her figure from head to toe. Rin stood in front of him in her lounge shorts and no shirt or bra on. She was running her hand through her long black hair with the hand that wasn’t holding her breasts and looking off into the distance With the hand that was holding her breasts, it was doing its best to cover her nipples given how big her boobs were. That alone was difficult for Changbin to let go of. But looking at her just standing there holding her boobs, running her hands through her hair, curvaceous and petite figure from working out and all, pretty face and everything, it was having an impact on Changbin. 

Not to mention her thick and fit legs and her ass. How much he wanted to do so many things to her that were unprofessional. He couldn’t deny that he had thoughts of his head between those legs treating her right even before this session. He definitely did. Before today, he thought of sitting her on the chair in his room, spreading her legs, and making her feel so good. He knew he could make her scream. His head was filled with so many filthy things before today. Could he blame himself, though? Rin was hot. Long black hair, soft and clear skin, plump rosy pink lips, a cute nose, lovely cheekbones, thick eyebrows, big and pretty brown eyes, and a jawline to die for in a woman. Adding her septum and nostril piercing, plus her tongue piercing when it was seen, she was exactly what a lot of men would die for in a woman. Coupled with how good and kind of a person she was, she was exactly what Seo Changbin would die for in a woman. 

“Alright, if you could just go ahead and lie down on the chair. I lowered and adjusted it so I could get the stencil on properly. I’m going to firmly press it onto you and make sure it all gets on there, and then I’m gonna peel it off and have you confirm that it’s right where you want it. I’m gonna do this for the under boob tattoo on the sternum, and then the sternum tattoo that’s going between your boobs. Once you confirm that it’s exactly where you want it, I’m gonna stick some pasties on your nipples to cover them while I work so that I don’t brush up against them. Since your boobs are big, I might need you to hold them a little bit so that they’re not in the way while I work. We’ll get those stencils on first, confirm it’s where you want it, and then we’ll get started, okay?” He watched her nod and get situated on the chair. 

‘Oh, god…. She’s truly going to be the death of me…’ 

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[viscountessevie]

in response to your previous post i honestly believe simone and jonny are very close and have a great friendship, you can see their chemistry and comfort when around one another in pics/vids (it’s quite rare 🥺), i just think they’re both so private and that’s why there’s not much content (like simone mentioned in an interview she went to jonny’s play yet there’s no pics - i think they probs see each other more than we think), it’s similar to simone and phoebe they seem to be very close friends having gone on girl trips together and simone was with phoebe on her birthday, there’s just such limited posts and exposure that it’s not talked about or known

About this ask also answering this as a part of Sanji’s Sleepover!

Also thought it would be fun to share what I’m listening to as I answer these asks!

Very appropriate for Jimone the title speaks for itself.

The moon is high//Like your friends were the night that we first met

Went home and tried to stalk you on the internet//Now I've read all of the books beside your bed//The wine is cold

It's the being high and cold wine mentions for meee 😂

Thanks for waiting for the reply anon, it’s been a doozy of a week and can finally respond to this!

[Jimone Appreciation Under The Cut 🥺🥺]

Exactly anon you're absolutely right and your ask pretty much affirms what I think too and have gone more in detail in the ask linked above.

As for Simone and Pheebs I loveee their friendship and talked about it before on my blog (will be linking tomorrow since I’m less than sharp tonight lmao). They are adorable, I love them and wanna be their friends! 

About Jimone and what you said: 

i honestly believe simone and jonny are very close and have a great friendship, you can see their chemistry and comfort when around one another in pics/vids (it’s quite rare 🥺), i just think they’re both so private and that’s why there’s not much content (like simone mentioned in an interview she went to jonny’s play yet there’s no pics - i think they probs see each other more than we think)

You’re SO right bestieee - ALL THEIR PICS AND VIDS SHOW COMFORT AND GREAT (PLATONIC) CHEMISTRY!! Also this is the first I’m hearing of her going to his place that’s soo exciting I hope she liked it (even tho I have Thoughts on Cock,,,) Anyways I wanted this post to be a Jimone Friendship Appreciation Post so here we goooo:

[Also this article did great compiling most of these pics!]

We’re gonna start off with the picture that started it all and I just KNEW they were instant bestiess: 

MY ALL TIME JIMONE PICTURE - I AM SO S O F T YALL

They’re soooo dorky fr fr and THE WAY SIMONE COMPLETELY GOES BACK TO CHARACTER IN A SPLIT SECOND?? T A L E N T

BESTIESSS LOOKING FOINE & ITS THE COMPLETE LOOK OF ADORATION AND LOVE FOR ME

This Video Is Everything To Me 

Also this picture is so beautiful I’ve stared at it for 5 hours:

There’s SO many more but then we’ll be here all day so everyone please share your fave Jimone moments with me thank you!! Hope yall enjoyed! 

Sleepover Asks Examples! 

Hit Me With Your Best (Ask) Shot

[anniefall]

Modern Levi Vibes

[achillesunly]

Characters review on Strangers From Hell: PART 2

(spoilers)

Min Ji Eun aka worst girl

Worst girlfriend. Over looking bfs fears, worries and everything he says as long as it's not happy, or even his role in life (with his boss etc) bonus point for not having cheated on him but still. Being cute serves u what if you're a bitch. I don't even know why they showed us your life I don't care we don't care u don't care u mom doesn't care nobody cares. I don't care if your boss bullies u. Girlboss we love it but u r not enough so we love U. If you goin for it go all the way. Ure just vain. You should have died. That's plothole. Or whatever this called. Missed opportunity, direction hole. Why did they show us your shitty life. If someone knows. This trash bag. Openly idgaf. Fuck away u bf gay.

So Jung Hwa aka best girl

Or GODDESS OF ENGINEERING! Yet another fuckING CUTIIIE. What's the uno reverse of malewife? That's her. Reliable. Relatable . +10 points to Gryffindor for working with such bitchass annoying useless fellow policemen. And 10 other points for having such a beautiful dentist. How come you don't have time to go? jeez. I would even if I had nothing wrong. A lill slow but stubborn and determined. But too nice with other officers (especially from the other department I would smack em hard). Go out with your junior btw he wouldn't 70% let u down. A really good human. I love her. She's cute and clever . If you gave this woman more power I swear the drama would have ended very differently ( so I'm thankful) Second only person I would trust , not daring enough, so second position. She wouldn't let me down if I was dying in a pit. She would 50% break her legs trying to get to me , and 50% go seeking help. That would be on our first date. I would happen to see her crazily good looking dentist in casual clothes walk by. We would have a chat. He would kill me bc I would have asked him to. Beautiful date 👉👈

Yoon Jong Woo aka Jong U re the one

Tired of this shit ×1000000000^π. I wouldn't have half his courage. My man walked in, saw a rutting pervert, pissing extrovert auntie, weirdass good looking button down, bully thug, the Joker and his non-drooling twin, and the lovechild of Adonis and Apollon offering staring and human flesh for lunch, and he really said everyone here is weird but I'll make it work. Amazing . Mastered the skill to look both disgusted and tired in any social situation which is a big flex. Shiny eyes when his real self. Kind of a dick. Really pisses me off sometimes. Genuinely. Short and short tempered. Example of how army isn't made for everyone (no offense meant), shitty life with shitty boss and shitty girlfriend and shitty flat. Kind of reminds me of Eddie edi Eddie eddy edy? from venom in his anger control. I wish he would snap sooner BC repressed too much and it's more fun when unfettered nd batshit crazy. Yeah walk up those gay stairs it'll change u. More flustered after talking with MoonJo in one 1 evening than with his girlfriend the entire series. Amazing. Also weirdass mom who gives off weirdass warnings heard from old shufu in the mountains random yet expect her son to not be in a constant state of mental breakdown. Love the way hes just like ok the second time he's called THE word like well aight mate go off ig. Paranoid. A tad bit too late. But strong ig. Sick strap btw bro. I really like the uh huh... Jewelry I guess... I .. yeah... Cool.

I wouldn't trust him cause Im so annoying he would kill me or have his bf do it. If we ever got along tho, we d be writing buddies and I'd tell MoonJo I'm gay so he doesn't have to worry or kill me. but anyways I know Yoon would just let me down whenever he'd have the chance to get D so. Cause he's the one ( rubber ducky ure th-) Yeah, he's really, I yeah.. it's um.. okay...hhuh .. um ... I'm foine I swear :(

Seo Moon Jo aka the only one I didn't have to look up the name

The dentist we all want . Cutie pie and I'm done pretending: HES AMAZING CLEVER PRETTY BEAUTIFUL DEEP CUTE CALM PASSIONNED TWIST MINDED AND HDVBSN AAIIIII

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW HIM HES SO WHOLESOME AND HEHZHDNJ AND I HHHU EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE A SHRINE IN THEIR HOME DEDICATED TO HIM HES SO INTERESTING

He's the cutest bunny beauty smiley, his lill teeth, big eyes, crow hair, his stance, slender figure, his quirks, his flip of hair, his mind, the way he kills adorable. His love eyes, and the way he fights, how he holds Yoon s face when they were fighting, his voice HIS VOICE CHANGE IN EP 10 AROU-WAIT ILL GET IT:

WHINY TURNS METAL AND IM DEAD

He's so much . How can a character like THAT be created ??? ITS NOT LEGAL???? YOUVE BEEN TO STOP! There's just so much to say but yeah.. Seo Moon Jo ❤️❤️🦷🐀🔪

He's cute and rock and the way he tries to blend in (nice dentist, scaring off kids but that's just what we are all supposed to do, playing local when he kills the journalist/spits!/ /I know some of y'all sickfucks whish he spat in your mouth jeez )

I could just spend literals hours taking ab him but I think we should all get a conference day or sleepover and just write ff, draw fanarts and do theories, conspiracy on iphones, together. that would be cleverer.

He just makes the whole drama. Literally. He's amazing and a deep character and damn. Yeah. His loving shiny eyes. Whenever I remember them I feel the deepness of the character wash back over me again and hhhh. Yeah. Damn.

I wouldn't trust him either cause such a beauty would never stand being stared at for hours without wanting to kill me. + if I was dying ,depending on the context ofc if it's related to the residence then bye y'all but-, he sure would help but if he ever gets a call from bf he would just throw me on the road right away to get sum. So yeah. no. Cause you don't know if he feels like doing art on Tuesday. And id end up in the dirty dental chair. So.

Still I would give him warmth and family ( not in the sexual way Jesus he got Yoon for that ) but it would change him just a bit then no. Cause he's perfect the way he is and hh. I guess what I'm trying to say is:

So yeah I love him like that. Very much. More than words. His voice. The whole character is really something else. Never been done before, one of time character. One of a kind and that's wow . The whole drama is him actually. So in the end there's the word that will never have the same meaning again and I don't want to hear it from anywhere else or I'll fucking jugeo blro. He's a masterpiece himself.

I hadn't realised that I lowered my standards be4 seeing him and his love. Not in the extreme way but he's just dedicated and poetic. ....Yeah..... so .......❤️ Seo Moon Jo ❤️

+ he's not dead folks 🙃 he's a bad bitch so you can't kill him.

Finally great drama in the purer sense G R E A T

[hnychn]

KARASUNO’S MANAGER !!

SYPNOSIS — it’s a new year and the karasuno team decides to throw a new years party in the school gym

WARNINGS — tooth rotting fluff <3

AUTHOR’S NOTE — none of this is realistic but shut up and let me live laugh and love with the idea it’s real

⇀ HAPPY NEW YEARS BABESS

⇀ so it all started out when noya and tanaka came up with the brilliant idea to throw a new years party

⇀ and since canonically, everyone in haikyuu are losers, everyone agreed 😀

⇀ of course you invited your boo kenma 😼 and the nekoma team

⇀ and kuroo invited the fukurodani team since bokuto heard about the party somehow

⇀ the party is held in the gym, it's byoc

⇀ "bring your own cups"

⇀ cause y'all broke broke 😭😭✋🏼

⇀ kidding . . . about the cup part, y'all are broke though . . .

⇀ anyways, so the team put you in charge of getting the drinks

⇀ . . . but they never specified non-alcoholic 😼

⇀ so you, being the six foot seven giant you were, got some alcohol

⇀ it was surprisingly easy

⇀ like the guy behind the counter didn't even ask you for an ID or anything and he probably assumed you were 21+ because of your features 🤡

⇀ i mean you do be chiselled by the gods themselves 🤪🥴

⇀ not me simping over you 🤺

⇀ so the party is about to start and you come in with literal bottle of alcohol like fUCKING JACK DANIEL'S AND WHISKEY AND RUM AND ALL THAT SHIT

⇀ and when daichi saw you with all the paper bags filled with bottles of alcohol he just-

⇀ . . . 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ "y/n. . ."

⇀ "yes? 🤠"

⇀ "why. . .why do you have alcohol?"

⇀ "you said to get drinks. ."

⇀ "i mEANT PUNCH-"

⇀ all daichi wanted to do was punch you 🏌️🏽‍♀️

⇀ LMAO BUT NOYA AND TANAKA TURNT UP WITH THE ALCOHOL

⇀ they poured that shit into those punch bowls? ya know? the ones in those cliche highschool movies

⇀ they got red solo cups and everything 🔫

⇀ anyways, so people start showing up and daichi panics because no sir, these minors aren't getting drink on his watch, but oops-

⇀ kiyoko locked him in the shortage closet 👁

⇀ "i'll let you out in 20 minutes"

⇀ because babes knew that's all it'll take for everyone to be blackout drunk

⇀ and she was right 💅🏽

⇀ fifteen minutes into the party, noya, tanaka, yamamoto, lev and a bunch of first years are drunk drunk.

⇀ suga, kuroo, asahi, and ennoshita are also drunk but like they're the chill typa drunk y'know?

⇀ they playing a game of uno with normal playing cards 🧍🏽‍♀️

⇀ kenma . . . doesn't want to be there BLESS HIM LMAO-

⇀ he's sitting in the corner, red solo cup in hand because kuroo took his pspspsp and won't give it back, even if he is drunk

⇀ and you- good god

⇀ YOU. ARE. D R U N K.

⇀ i'm talking the embarrassing type of drunk

⇀ you're dancing on one of the volleyball poles like a fucking stripper and bokuto is throwing napkins at you like they're ones please- 🔫

⇀ kenma is just in the corner staring like 🐚🌝 hello yes, officer? imma need animal control here asap.

⇀ LIKE DJFJD WTF IS MY BF DOINGG

⇀ he's embarrassed for you 😔✋🏼

⇀ but in the corner of your eye you see kenma sitting all alone so you go over to him, alcohol nearly spilling over the side of your red solo cup

⇀ "what're you doin all alone here, kitten?"

⇀ kenma crinkles his nose because you smell like alcohol, but he just shrugs

⇀ he says something but you can't hear him over he loud music, so you lean closer but you end up spilling your drink all over your shirt and you just

⇀ "ew it's sticky . . . i guess I'll just take it off"

⇀ SO YOU DO

⇀ IN A CROWDED ROOM

⇀ OF DRUNK POSSIBLY NOT STRAIGHT MEN

⇀ and holy fuck-

⇀ how knew you were so foine 🥴🥴

kenma's eyes widen when you suddenly pull off your shirt, your chest still slightly damp from the drink spilling on you. he could feel heat rushing to his face the longer he stared. kenma wanted to look away, he really did, but it was something about the way you rubbed your hands over your abs and chest to wipe off the moisture and the way you looked down with hooded eyes that had him entranced. he couldn't look away, and by the sight of the other people in the room also staring at you with no shame, they couldn't either.

despite being drunk, you could tell people were staring and it filled you with a sort of confidence you only got in the privacy of your room with kenma. speaking of kenma, he wasn't fairing any better. his head was turned to the side to look away, but his eyes betrayed him and stayed focused on your chest.

you smirked.

kenma gasped as you suddenly leaned forward, your hand slamming onto the wall next to him and the other pushing him by the hip, your cold fingers slithering up his shirt and sending chills up his spine. your breathe was warm next to his ear and kenma's blush intensified.

"see something you like, kitten?"

kenma's breathing began to get heavier the longer you whispered in his ear, his chest and pants tightening. kenma refused to look up, knowing half of the people in the gym were staring, but he would by lying if he said it didn't turn him on more than he already was.

your stopped whispering in kenma's ear and began trailing kisses down his jaw and neck, leaving marks behind. kenma had to bite his bottom lip to stop noises from escaping his mouth, but his restraint was limited due to the small amount of alcohol in his system.

your fingers traveled further up his shirt and caressed his waist, pulling him closer to you. pulling away from his neck, you turned to his lips, sucking and biting on them as if it would be the last time you would be able to. kenma's neck was littered with hickies that, even in the darkness of the gym, were extremely visible.

but before things could go any further, you were ripped away from kenma by a fuming daichi, "first you bring alcohol and get everyone drunk, then you try to fuck your boyfriend in the middle of the gym? i'm gonna kill you, y/n."

⇀ you were put on daichi watch for the rest of the night 😔🔫

⇀ but by the time 11 rolled around, you were a bit sober so i guess that's good

⇀ everyone gathered into he middle of the gym and counted down until midnight

⇀ kiyoko and yachi had hung some of those colour changing lights and gave the room some amazing vibes

⇀ and kenma was standing next to you, your arm slung over his shoulder as the lights hit his face perfectly and outlined every feature of his beautifully

⇀ you smiled down at him

"it's already 2021, huh?"

kenma looked up at you and immediately looked away when he saw that you were already looking at him. even after months of dating and nights spent in each other's embrace, he still got nervous when you looked at him the way you were right now.

eyes so full of love and lips pulled into a satisfied smile.

"yeah. . . i guess. . ."

you laughed and pulled him closer to your side, kenma stumbled a bit and grasped onto the new shirt you put on. it was a spare that you left behind in the clubroom one day.

"c'mon kenma! new year, new possibilities! what are your new years resolutions?"

kenma shrugged, burying his head deeper into your side, "i don't have any."

5 . . .

you smiled, "really?"

you looked back up at the digital clock kiyoko hung up on the wall just for new years, your smile never faltering. kenma loved that about you, your ability to smile no matter what. no matter the circumstances.

4 . . .

"what about you?" kenma asked, a small bubble of guilt building in his chest for not answering how he thought you wanted.

you looked down at him with the same lovesick eyes and satisfied smile, kenma felt his heart stop, "me?"

you looked back up at the clock, "hmm. . ."

3 . . .

"i think. . . " you drew out, a playful smile on your face when kenma pouted at your long answer. he slapped your chest when you laughed at him.

2 . . .

"i think," you tugged kenma in front of you and rested your chin on his head, a lazy smile drawn on your face as everyone else yelled about, excited for the new year.

1 . . .

"i think i have everything i could ever want right here."

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!

kenma gasped as you suddenly turned him around, lifting his face by the chin. everyone around you cheered as the clock hit 12 and it was now January 1, 2021.

kenma's heart pounded when he saw the same old lazy smirk on your face and the same old lovesick look in your eyes; but no matter how many times he's seen it, he would always feel the butterflies fluttering in hit stomach.

"happy new years, kenma." you whispered as you pulled him into a kiss.

what a way to start the new years.

⇀ everything after that was a blur

⇀ the party amping up as a way to start the new years and you were sure even daichi had a cup full of some unholy concoction of alcohol kiyoko made for him

⇀ when you woke up, you were in bed, kenma laying a your side.

⇀ with close on, y'nasties 👁

⇀ your head felt like it was going to explode and your stomach turned in ways it shouldn't

⇀ but you were too lazy to get outta bed

⇀ me 🤡

⇀ so you just pulled kenma closer and went back to sleep

⇀ dreaming of a happy future with the man in your arms

taglist:: @stickystrawberrysyrup @420-uwu @nvthvlyy @kaiwai @goshizaki-jun @thetrash-mammal @dprhvn @bakuhore

a/n :: i'll add the read more thing in the morning, i gotta start getting dressed for the new year party. this was kinda rushed too so sorry if it's a bit jumbled or something

[lxstfulbeans]

May I request Dio, joseph, and mama bruno headcanons of them having a crush on black reader but they don’t know how to approach them? Thank uuu!🥺👉🏾👈🏾

I’ll be doing part 2 Jospeh! But, I know I looooove some Brunoooo!

HEADCANON: having a crush on black reader, can’t figure out the right approach.

---3. 2. 1. ACTION!---

DIO [Modern Era]:

Him? Dio? Having a cRuSh?

AND not knowing how to fuckin’ talk to you?

Oh hell no.

Surely, he had done something UTTERLY evil. like the mf-ing bully he is.

Like being fake as shit towards some people which you could obviously smell the bullshit from a mile away, thinking he was doin sum.

When he saw that concerned, almost bothered look on your face, he knew he was fucking up.

You were too beautiful, too PERFECT. He had to have you to himself.

He started to send gifts to your house, sometimes to your workplace. Hoping that would rIgHtfUlLy earn your affections.

They were flattering but, you almost saw it as cowardly that he didn’t just— approach you on his own??

Like bitch tf is you scared for- 💀

The time finally came for him to ask you out, about fuckin’ time though-

Dio stopped by your house, definitely at the worst time though.

It was the early morning, your day off especially. You were so irritated when you heard a loud ass POUNDING at yo door.

In your bonnet, tank top, and pink pajama bottoms, you stomped to the door to see who it was.

“It is I, Dio!”

You wanted to punch him, if he wasn’t so damn cute with his little bouquet of roses and a basket of your favorite snacks.

“Lately, I’ve been told that sending those precious gifts.. isn’t quite the way to earn your love. Now I, Dio, wish to take you out for dinner tonight!”

You couldn’t help but snicker. This was oddly cute yet so damn dumb for someone so cunning.

Without another word, you jump to press a kiss to his cheek before taking the new gifts.

“Aight then. Pick me up tonight. But, don’t just pull up without tellin’ a bitch. Got me out here lookin’ crazy!”

After that, y’all have been a power couple ever since. He definitely likes to show you off.

Joseph Joestar [1939]:

This goofy ass- 💀

He’s a well-known flirt, but he definitely had his sights set on you!

Trust me, he’s seen plenty of beautiful women but BABY-

He was definitely feeling that Cupid’s arrow piercing his heart when he first saw you.

The two of you were introduced through Smokey, who was your childhood friend at the time.

You couldn’t thank Joseph enough for helping him out with those bogus cops.

You two became friends very quickly.

Although the two of you would hang out 95% of the time, it didn’t stop the trouble that often came by.

He was always down to fight for you or do some goofy shit to make you smile.

But, he was so scared of asking you out.

It wasn’t because of the people, fuck them.

But, it was because he thought he wouldn’t be good enough for you. That he’d crash before the journey even started.

He often flexed when you were around, was more flirty with you more than others, and even lent his big ass jacket when you were chilly.

You’d often pick up on his advances, his hard crush on you not so much of a secret anymore.

When the time came that he actually decided to ask you out, best believe that he went all out for you when he came to your house one night.

I’m talking suit and tie, limo ride, buying you hella gifts.

“[Y/N]!! Ever since I’ve laid eyes on you, I knew you had to be mine! Come on a date with me!”

This had to be the cutest thing you’ve ever seen this boy do. How could you say no? Especially after he delivered the full package!

You chuckled as you thought about your answer, your cheeks hot.

“Okay boy. Lemme get ready!”

You’ve never seen a more wide smile as he jumped for joy, almost messing up his suit.

When y’all started dating, he never failed to make you smile. Even when he’d annoy the shit outta you, you couldn’t stay mad at the fool.

Bruno Bucciarati:

This has got to be my FAVORITE character of part 5 kakldlfmfnwjwkf— DAFUQ IS HE SO FOINE FORRR 💀 😭

Okay, okay. Let’s say that you joined Passione for XYZ reason and you were assigned to Bruno’s team.

You meet everybody at the restaurant and best believe that my boy is in complete AWE.

Sure, he was aware of another stand user who passed that DUMBASS lighter test- But, he ain’t expect a fine queen to be stuck with his rowdy ass team.

He couldn’t even count the millions of times where he bonked Mista in the head for flirting with you nonstop when he was questioning you, even going to the point where he zipped that mofo mouth shut.

Like on god, let him SPEAK- 🗣

Everyone, except you, had the idea that he had a little crushy crush on you because of how gentle and guiding he was towards you.

He was a true gentleman, praising you for hard work, even stared at and admired your beauty for a long period of time without realizing nor with you looking.

He was definitely attracted to how determined, headstrong, and smart you were. Whenever the team got into a pickle, you knew just how to get ‘em out.

Whenever you two hung out, he’d take you on tours, go on walks with you, maybe even go to dinner every now and then. Everytime you stared at an item you really wanted but couldn’t get because of expenses, he’d secretly buy it and drop it off at your doorstep for you to find. But, he loved golden hour.

When the sun was setting and it hit your skin just right, glowing from that precious light. He could feel his heart pound, coming to terms with his feelings for you.

There weren’t any missions or anything like that, so he took this opportunity to take you on a boat ride. He wanted this confession to be perfect, no distractions.

As the sun was setting, he basically got a promise ring. His heart racing as anxiety set in, what if you rejected him? He wouldn’t know unless he shot that shot.

“[Y/N], not only have you been pleasant to work and fight alongside with, you’ve been such a darling friend. Your smile shines brighter than stars, your skin glows so beautifully in the setting sun. You make me feel so alive, bella. Please, be mine.. your heart will be treasure in my hands.”

Okay, you had to admit. That was so poetic ass shit right there, you couldn’t help but feel sudden warmth in your cheeks as you stared at him.

He was fine ass hell, a goddamn gentleman, the nicest man in Italy, AND had some power?

Yep, he had you.

With a giggling nod, a smile of relief comes to his face as he slides the promise ring on. Shit, y’all were already official but he might as well put an ACTUAL ring on it.

“Damn! This must’ve cost some real cash money... I don’t think I can ever get used to you spoiling me, Bruno.”

Before the ride was over, best believe that he took tons of pictures of you while the sun was still making you glow.

[k8felge]

[ @kittyboyrobin was going 2 write a bunch in the tags but. it's an essay atp so i'm writing here LOL. this is a bit of a ramble / long post on my experience with batman so don't feel like u have to read everything - there will be TL;DRs throughout - i just have a lot to say on this in general. and i also have adhd lol. once again though, i don't expect anyone to read this all the way through but if you do - thank you!! ]

okay. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!!! oh my god this is literally the biggest joke the universe has pulled on me. bc i used to be you. looking at ppl draw, write, and talk about superheroes going "um... smile and wave y'all!!" ( i know u didn't mean it maliciously btw i'm just making fun of my situation LOL )

when the marvel infinity war shit was going down i felt like an outsider looking in because it was so much information to keep up on and everyone just Knew what was going on. and it was so bizarre seeing people just act like knowing all the movies ( or those ppl who actually read the comics ) before watching infinity war or whatever was normal. i had seen like 4 movies at the time and it was all so very stressful, considering the fact that i was in high school at the time so i literally did not have enough time to like. scratch the surface with it.

because of the stress that came about from that time, i was put off from superhero movies and media for a WHILE. so i never thought i would EVER get into dc or marvel like. on a fandom level? but i think that's also because it was one of those interests i consumed as a kid - and when you revisit something you were into as a kid, it's kinda... jarring to see people "fandom-ifying" it if that makes sense. it's like you have that moment of realization where you go "Oh huh. I guess I didn't realize people could do that? and that people still like this. Huh." and you stand there for a second, looking at these people. and then you eventually move on with your life, right? WELL... it's a long story.

first, i think i need to establish some context because it can help justify WHY i became so suddenly obsessed with these superheroes. so, yes. this is going to be a very long post. what the hell, it already is.

i grew up with batman. i can't say i grew up with marvel, because for me it was tobey maguire's spiderman - not marvel. a lot of kids grew up with '02 spiderman so this isn't news. but batman - i grew up watching batman the animated series since my dad was a huge batman nerd, he wrote a college paper on batman and he even has a first edition hq print of batman: the killing joke!! but i digress. what I'm trying to say is that it really helped that my dad also had a lot of love for the series. the score in batman: tas is incredible and the animation is still so good, you can really tell that they put a lot of love into the series. the show aired '92 so i was literally growing up watching this - so it's a core memory.

flash forward to 2005 - batman begins comes out, and my dad buys it on DVD as soon as he can. the movie was so cool - here batman was in real life - and my mind was blown!! i never watched any of the old batman movies, so this was my first introduction to live-action batman. the nolanverse movies were a refreshing take on a series i had only seen animated as a kid, but i know i preferred the animated series' noir story-telling in comparison to the action-packed scenes in the nolan movies. ( scarecrow's actor was foine as hell tho * lip bite emoji * )

now LASTLY flash forward to 2009 - rocksteady makes batman: arkham asylum, and holy shit. my brothers were CRAZYY for this game let me tell you. if you don't already know, this game helped pave the way for other superhero games that would release afterward, a common example being the spiderman games. i remember watching my brother play these games because the stealth mechanics scared me ( and also the game was just? STRAIGHT UP TERRIFYING? and it still holds up to this day - the tone and atmosphere of the first game are unrivaled with the sequels that would follow. ) I want to say we didn't get it on release, though I can't remember.

Then the sequel, arkham city, releases (2011) and my brother is ALL over it. i had watched my brother play the first game, so you know i was going to watch him play this one. and this one had so much more!! when i was playing the arkham games later for myself, i remembered sooo much more about arkham city because my brother would play this game so much. i think he replayed it more than i can count - and despite me not playing this one either, the story was still so engaging my dad - being the batman buff he is - even got the special edition statue/figure + controller for the game, which was funny because i don't think we understood why our dad was THAT into it.

THEN AGAIN, another sequel comes out ( there was another one but we didn't get it ) called arkham knight - we get the special arkham edition ps4 that comes with the game. this one's a different story though, my same brother played and beat this game - but i never saw past the opening part of the game ( the opening is really fucking good though, i remembered it vividly as i played arkham knight ). I don't know why i didn't bother to watch, but i guess i just had other things. i felt my focus on batman slipping away finally - but i still loved the series to death. i was just simply getting into other fandoms for the first time, i think i want to say mlp was my hyperfix around that time.

TL;DR (#1) - batman was a big part of my childhood - largely batman: the animated series, the christopher nolan movies, and watching my brother play the batman: arkham games. i lost interest in batman as a whole around the fourth game's release (2015) due to other hyperfixations.

okay now flash forward to the present: i wanna say early october? my boyfriend is streaming injustice in discord, and i don't know anything about this game. it has a slew of dc characters i'm not familiar with, save for the batman ones. but now he's playing this stage with a stage transition and in comes scarecrow - but more specifically his arkham version. and i'm staring at the screen in awe because it's been like what? 10 years since i had laid eyes with arkham asylum's scarecrow - and here he is beating the shit out of the character in a fucking stage transition. it's one of the coolest things i've ever seen, because the 10-year-old in me that watched my brother play arkham asylum is jumping up and down. i didn't remember how obsessed i was with batman until i had that moment of just. unfiltered nostalgia. i was hooked again. there was another stage transition with the arkham city designs of the batman rogues - and i remember my bf, my friend jar, and i were just yelling off all of the characters in surprise as the animation showed them all. it was too fucking good.

[ here's the stage transition in question if you're interested. needle tw for scarecrow's hand needle things ]

and because this is what. early october? i had yet to figure out a halloween costume - and my ass was obsessed with scarecrow's arkham design again, so i decided to make that my halloween costume!! i don't have any good pictures because there's still some work to be done with it but i made everything myself on that baby. if you haven't noticed already, i really like scarecrow. ( which is funny because i don't even think he was my FAVORITE favorite as a kid? but the whole fear toxin thing is so good. )

as i'm working on my costume throughout october, i buy the arkham games on sale and start arkham asylum. oh my god. it's wayyy creepier than i remembered and the graphics were surprisingly still good? the combat was a little janky but i quickly got used to it, but my god. the story is seriously so good in these games, i'm largely biased because i know there's flaws with each game - but they're all so good in my book. and the stealth was not even that bad - in fact i was enjoying the stealth segments the most - this game seriously makes it so fun. if you ever want to try to get into batman, i would recommend picking up the games on steam when they're on sale. there's a good mix of combat and stealth so you're never really tired of it. also the combat is fucking rhythm-based - even if it feels janky in asylum, it feels so rewarding when you eventually master it.

TL;DR (#2) - beginning of oct. my bf streams injustice 1 in vc and i get a nostalgia trip for batman, so i play the arkham games for the first time. i make my halloween costume the arkham asylum scarecrow. and i have a lot of fucking fun playing the first two arkham games.

and the last part of this ESSAY?? this was supposed to be like 3 paragraphs at most. what the hell happened. okay whatever. the next part goes that batman: arkham knight ( technically the fourth game in the arkham series but this was the third arkham game i played ) goes into the backstory of another character whom i played briefly in injustice 2 ( i played this game a little bit after my bf showed injustice 1 ) and ZAMN. people say the story in this game is lacking but gawtdam my bar is in hell bc this game fucked me upppp brah. also, scarecrow was back * heart eyes emoji * but that's beside the point.

so now i'm interested in this character... i feel myself going ill... and i find out there's an animated movie ( based off of a comic for him ) and i just HAVE to watch it. i finally get my grubby little hands on HBO because everything dc is fucking locked on there and BEHOLD!! i watch the movie. but then i watch some more dc movies. and shows ( the harley quinn show is actually really funny ) and now my same dc friend and my bf are telling me i gotta watch the flashpoint movie. so i do. and then we watch more dc movies - not just batman. and well. that's the end of my story because that's where i am now. i'm doing fanart of fucking hal jordan green lantern who i never thought i would ever draw in my life. and now i know who each of the robins are and who fucking. reverse flash is. this is my life now i don't know what went wrong. something happened. something shifted. but NOW YOU KNOW * grabs you and shakes you around * NOW YOU KNOW WHY I HAVE LOST MY LIFE TO THESE SUPERHEROES. I CAN'T GO BACK I CAN'TTTT

[ also side note: i watched the new venom movie prior to this ( it was really good! i liked it a lot. ) and then i watched the first venom. and then the trailer for spiderman no way home drops - teasing the old spiderman villains i saw as a kid. another nostalgia trip for child-me to grab in her small, trembling hands. and - mind you - this happened before and during the same time as my aforementioned batman/dc craze. i think i may have adhd /hj ]

TL;DR (#3) - arkham knight introduces me to a new batman character, and goes over his backstory enough but i want to know more. i find out there's a movie for him on hbo, which has almost everything dc. i watch it and i watch more dc movies + shows, but not just batman. now i'm drawing fanart of other dc characters and i look extremely ill. also on a side note i also am excited for the new spiderman movie. THE END

[ravenadottir]

do you have any hcs on what type of drunk the islanders are?

cannot, for the life of me, find my old answer on this.

but it’s a good thing, ‘cause it was probably too short, and i do have some thoughts and scenarios on this one! this is gonna become a whole book :/ i might also include their favorites, or what i think it’s their favorites.

bobby.

he doesn’t know how to stay still when the alcohol goes in! bobby is the type to be dancing, singing along, singing with no music, pumping other people to join him whenever he’s feeling joyful! even when he’s in a certain mood that isn’t celebratory, he’d still be finding a way to not bum everybody out with his problems. he’s just the kind of guy to try and forget his problems while having a glass in hand! “mate!” he points to gary, noah, rahim, henrik. “i - love - you! no, seriously!” he takes a seat on their lap, hugging them as he continues. “i - love you, mate! you’re the best a man can ask! i - love - you!” colorful cocktails like “sex on the beach” and daiquiris. bobbyfish is only fun to him if he’s the one making it.

carl.

forever the quiet drunk, in a corner, reminiscing on every bad decision he’s ever made. nothing makes carl pensive and regretful like alcohol. he always refuses to drink in public because “i’m the worst drunk you can have at your party.” he doesn’t interact or talk before the sixth drink, and when he does, prepare yourself for a battle of two carl’s. “bummer” x “i want to rage, but the pain of being alive is too much for me right now”. definitely wants to be designated driver at all times. prefers to drink alone, at home, when everything is going wrong. bitter drinks like the “negroni” or “manhattan”.

chelsea.

the - life - of - the - party! always! chelsea never lets her outside problems get in the way of a good time and it shows! she’s here to party, to dance, to let everyone know how fun and good friends they are. you’ll never see this girl on the corner. it’s middle of the dancefloor or no dice in her case. she also gets extra flirty with everyone else, without any intentions of hooking up with anyone. “you are looking like the whole damn roast dinner in that dress, babes!” GIN!! and everything you can make with it.

gary.

pirate drunk. do you hear me? pirate drunk. draping his arm on his mates’, or girl’s, shoulder and singing along to whatever in on the background. slow speech and often stuttering his loving and caring words. “buz ya know whet may? i... focken luv ya! i zoo! because... en her mee ou-t. you, may, a - thu - bessss!” it’s love and confusing speeches all around, followed by raising his pint to pay for another round, again. gary drunk is also the type to tell you secrets you definitely didn’t need to know. picture the things he could tell you about from when he was a teenager, before he started working out, and no, i don’t mean painful and deep stuff. i mean the weird phases of discovery. he’s absolutely graphic when talking about those and i’m not here for it, garebear. beer! beer! cheeky v is for the start, then he stays on the beer for good.

henrik.

the happiest pup you’ll ever see at a bar. henrik is extra affectionate after a few shots, and incredibly in touch with his emotions, them being positive or not. one thing i often picture him doing is just going for the kill if he needed some courage for it. whether is a girl or a boy, he’s gonna walk towards them, offer them a drink and let them know how he feels. it’s all about the positive and the horniness. if there’s a possibility of a “bathroom in the club” even better! he doesn’t waste time on talking and if he’s really into you, he’ll let you know. other than that, he’s on the booth, watching the others dance, putting his hair on a bun, because when he decides it’s time for some moves on the dancefloor, no one can hold him back. he’ll grind, twerk, take off his shirt, pull people to dance with, you name it! sweet cocktails like the ones involving wine. anything that has red wine in it, it’s probably his favorite.

hope.

gracefully having her drink in peace, trying her best to keep her composure at all times. i do reckon she’s the kind of person that when drinks has the confusing thoughts and doesn’t get her whole sentences out, but in her head she’s not aware that’s happening. not that she drinks a lot, i don’t think she does that on a night out, or party in a friend’s house, but i can definitely see her being confused when someone laughs of the way she’s speaking, because they can’t understand it. “hope, you’re drunk...” “naah, i’m foine, i only had like...” keeps trying to do the math but can’t, resulting in teasing about how much she had that night. flavored vodka cocktails with a spite of vanilla beans in them.

ibrahim.

i like how shy and closed off he is but just how much he enjoys himself while drunk. he doesn’t necessarily change as much while in that state. he knows he doesn’t need much to have a good time and it shows when he gets to that “carry me home” self. ibrahim’s favorite thing is to dance with his partner and his friends. he lets the spotlight to whoever wants to grab it, but you can be damn sure, out of nowhere, you’ll see him attempting another worm, or his usual twerking. he’s not doing for the show, he’s doing because he can’t stop laughing after and honestly? i love it! he keeps his voice to a lower tone and often gets a little dizzy while getting up. it’s part of the reason noah and bobby tease him, but he doesn’t mind and laughs along. definitely the ones that contain citric fruits, like oranges or limes, lemons and grapefruit. i often picture him drinking a “paloma”. also, drinks that have some pepper might be on his list.

kassam.

this is probably the only time you’ll see kassam smiling for no reason. usually he reserves those for special occasions, such as really goos jokes, some snarky comment about someone who he hates or when you try to make him laugh, failing miserably. but drunk kassam has an easy smile and entertained facade you would think to be fake. do not be mistaken, he’s not. he just can’t control himself while under the influence of alcohol, and i think the part he enjoys the most is to see you having fun while trying to convince him to hit the floor to dance. “you know... that’s not gonna happen. because if it does, i’m gonna humiliate you with my...” he does a snake with his arms “... moves.” he gets funnier and looser, wanting to make you smile at all costs, even if that means he does and says ridiculous things like the worm arms. energy drinks+whiskey combos. he just likes that flavor and it hits the spot pretty fast.

lottie.

there’s only two lottie’s when she gets the alcohol going: depressive/pensive or goddess of dancing. no in between. lottie will forever be a wild card and that’s part of the reason why people invite her in the first place. she’ll be questioning life and her existence when bummed out, or dance and get every chin dropping when she’s being herself. drunk lottie might pull you in a bathroom stall and go to town on you. it’s confidence and “let’s skip this one, i have something to show you.” winks discreetly. plus, she’s always that kind of girl that pulls off the “bobbing/swaying side to side” move, even thought it’s the most boring in the book. she looks good and she knows it. as for talking/confessing, forget it. she’s not one to open up while drunk. lottie is probably the least selective when it comes to choosing alcohol. colorful, sweet, spicy, bitter, you name it.

lucas.

it’s always time for confident lucas to show up, and his drunk persona wouldn’t be different. the thing he loves the most is definitely showing his moves by taking your hand and making the two of you the center of attention. something he can’t hold back is his horniness. that’s something he had in common with lottie and henrik. but instead of a bathroom stall it might be the car you came in, or a nearby hotel. he’s not exactly the type to just at it on any corner, and even drunk, he has some fear of germs. also, he might be extra flashy when dancing, on the brink of looking like that’s his stage and he’s the star. i’m sure people agree, given he’ll probably dance with more than one person at the same time, giving the audience some threesome ideas. that’s the whole point: too look hot while making everyone else wish they were his dancing partners. think of grinding on the floor, grabbing thighs and dipping a girl. or a boy, if you ask me. combos of whiskey and energy drinks.

marisol.

drunk marisol, to me, it’s the funniest. she’ll become extra analytical of the social interactions happening at the bar/club/party. every conversation will get fully analyzed before she can take the next sip. of course there’s lots more to her drunk persona, but that’s how it starts. i believe it takes her four drinks to start dancing, five to make her take her glasses off and throw them somewhere, and six to make her dance on a table. i don’t believe she has much time to drink and have fun, so that makes her much less resistant to alcohol. three drinks are enough to make her stop being marisol and become “marisol, the life of the party”. it can get ugly once she gets more drinks in her, and you can expect dinosaur noises from the other side of the bathroom stall. that’s why she avoids that feared seventh drink and gets lots of water between shots. “espanhola” and colorful cocktails.

noah.

he’s probaly the least active on a night out, but the most surprising if he feels like it. usually he stays put, having his drink in place, watching everyone dancing and goofing around with each other. not participating it’s his default, he would rather watch everyone else’s personas coming out. “come on, book boy! you’re not gonna stay in your seat all night!” “nah, i’m good. for now.” he’ll hold his twerking self in until he has the urge of taking the dancefloor. very talkative while drunk, often discussing things he’d recently discovered and can’t wait another second to share them. of course he might get them wrong, given he can take lots of alcohol but no notice when his speech becomes gibberish. definitely enjoys lemon-y drinks with vodka and other “clear” alcohol types.

priya.

oh my god, don’t shoot the messenger, but priya is the type to do some crazy stuff while drunk and blame the booze on the next day. being fully conscious and aware of her actions but saying “oh my god, i can’t believe i did that, i’m so sorry.” for whatever it is. usually she’s fun and loose when there’s alcohol involved, and by loose i mean wanting to dance her ass off. this might be the time she challenges people to lip sync battles or dances, which to most is funny, but she gets very competitive about them, to the point of betting on things like the bar tab. definitely enjoys the white wine and its variations, and often experiments with flavored vodka, like peach and vanilla.

[negrowhat]

So let’s scream! What were your thoughts on Arm’s impromptu striptease??

I was NOT expecting for him to be buff like that!! Why didn't I though?? He is a bodyguard. I think the glasses fooled me into thinking he was like...regular or something. Also the beer over the body while stepping on Pol??? A whole fucking kink tbh. I really really wish I was at the bar with them. Like both parties looked really lit and it's making me miss my clubbing days. I need more gifs of Arm's bakery fresh six pack.

[madsdefencesquad]

What's your theory on how Madison and Kevin will get back together in season 6?

Next season is Madison's HOT SINGLE MAMA ERA and Kevin's going to be in his JEALOUS FOR THE HOT SINGLE MAMA ERA and that is how they will get back together.

Madison's going to look so foine, so good, so BOSS, so in-control, absolute BAMF, strutting her stuff like the mom-ager and career-woman that she is and she'll just have this absolute confidence about her that will have all the available gents go 👀👀👀👀👀👀 while Kevin's all WTFFFFFFFFF

But TOO LATE (not really), Pearson!

But for real. Judging from Ken Olin's latest interview, I think we'll see Kevin really throw himself in his work as a means to distract himself from his could-have-been with Madison while juggling the co-parenting with her.

And I'm not sure when he'll start Big Three Homes or how and with whom (though Madison being his business partner is still most definitely in the cards as a full circle of Jack asking Rebecca to be his business partner when he first had the idea), but Kevin will definitely be busy with his career.

As they see each other in a completely different light now, free from the bonds of having to fulfil whatever ideal Kevin had and Madison from simply settling, this is where it'll explode.

Kevin will either realise that he's been in love with Madison all this time and it will truly hit him when she's not simply there anymore, or he'll truly fall in love her in the same fashion because she's just not there and he's missing her so, so much.

But look, if they really want to go full Jerry Maguire, then Kevin will realise his full feelings for her after a really big successful moment in his career where perhaps everyone's there to celebrate with him including the twins and Madison's the only one not there and for both Kevin and for the audience, it'll show that he truly does love her and is in love with her for her and not just for the kiddos.

[randomoranges]

I'm pretty sure you've mentioned it before but what tribe does Étinenne belong to? Any specific details you can give?

Bonjour – hi hello pardon for the delay

I got super busy with work and stuff and then had to think of the answer because this is not a straightforward question haha and then had to revise the og answer to make it better.

Anyways this is going to be a Thing and a little bit all over the place but here we go.

As they say in the vernac’ attache ta tuque a’c d’la broche à foin.

Bref.

So

The island of Montreal was before colonisation a meeting hub for different groups of first nations. They’d come to what is now the old port area and trade, exchange, meet up, etc. But not no one really stayed permanently esque in that gen area in a long term type of way.

Keeping that in mind, Pointe à Callière is currently the museum that has the ruins of the old Ville Mariefortifications from the Maisonneuve era.

Both areas are super close to one another. Like it’s part of the same area.

After MUCH consideration and going back and forth (thank you 5ever @allbeendonebefore for the help – the real MVP) I’ve come to these following thoughts.

For starters, it’s more particular with étienne because Montreal is a city – but it’s also an island and a few years back they tried to like unite all the cities of the island into one giant city on the island. To some success. So – what path did I want to go with? And also both paths have their pros and cons and things that make it easier and harder.

I always chose the island one because it encompasses the Important Areas of the City and the ones with the Most History, so it’s easier to include More. Ish.

Ét would have started off as just Some Guy who appears where Pointe à Callière is. He’s a regular dude and he likes the vibe of the place and the comings and goings of the people in the area so he sticks around and lives his life. People (the First Nations people who were using that area as a trading/exchange/meet up hub) would tell him stories of their adventures/things that happened because ét seemed trustworthy and because he was the “local guy” who just happened to be there and et is curious and does fit in with crowds really well. Ét ends up “collecting” these stories and obviously finds them fascinating.

Throughout his early days, he picks up on these tales, makes connections with people and lives an ordinary life by the heart of the river and at the foot of the mountain [poetic license here]. Élyse may be his only constant by then, but their relation isn’t as close as it would be today. She too would come and go but she’d be the only one coming and going as frequently and because she too does not age like a regular human, ét would assume that’s the standard. The others who come and go don’t necessarily come back so he’d think little of it – or he’d see them again Much Later, so Clearly It’s Fine.

He isn’t aware of a bigger role he may or may not have just yet.

There would have been other “avatars” of the first nations groups that would come and go and they would have traded stories with étienne as well and that would be how he would get the cartiertales from the St-Laurent Iroquoians [who are, according to history, the group that happened to be there when Cartier showed up]

For now, étienne without knowing is like the personification of the Meeting Spot where everyone meets up. He has a connection to the spot but he’s still unaware of his raison d’être. Of course, he yearns for a sense of belonging, but whenever a group comes over for a bit and he thinks this might be it, it turns out that it’s not.

Eventually, by the time the Mohawks come and settle on the territory, they would be the first group that would make an actual real connection with Étienne and like invite him to join them. And seeing as Étienne has longed to belong to a Group, he’d join. Also since they seemed to actually want to stay in a more permanent way and not just – well growing seasons done so long and thanks for all the fish.

Étienne equally being a quick study of languages would also pick up really quickly and he’d fit in nicely with the Mohawks who could see potential in him/him being an asset.

It would be around these times that he’d start to realise that people around him – that he’d met just a few years back – that were just like him what feels like the other day – are changing when he isn’t. And it’s prolly around then that he realises he’s different from the others in his community and question why. The answers he gets aren’t satisfactory, but he grins and bears it and keeps searching for Others Like Him and he wonders if maybe those others whod swapped stories with him before, with warnings and caution knew something he didn’t.

The interesting thing with PAC as well is that they’ve done this thing a few years back called the Memory Collector – collections of memories and whatnot from people who’ve come and gone through Montreal from the og Montréalistes to current immigrants and everything in between. So Étienne being the actual Collector of Memories through people coming and going and telling him their stories is like – perfect.

He’d move around with the Mohawks and it would be the first time he’d feel as though he’d belong to a group so he’d associate with them as an identity.

In my humble opinion, my thoughts have always been that when Maisonneuve and co arrived and tried to get a village started, étienne, being the curious being he’s always been, woulda been intrigued by these newcomers and would have wanted to see how they lived compared to him and the people in his community. Also, with Maisonneuve and Co wanting to get a village started in like his area he woulda been like well hello neighbours! Come, come, here is the land! Enjoy!! So, he would’ve prolly wanted the others of his community to do the same and want Maisonneuve and Co to welcome the ways of his people as well. In his mind he doesn’t understand why these two groups – and others – can’t get along and just live peacefully together. He’s seen enough bloodshed and it’s Exhausting. He much rather have those evenings of trading stories and having a good time.

Also, an interesting note is that Cartier mostly just came, saw left-ish compared to Maisonneuve who was like “aight, let us live here Permanently” that changed the dynamics and also pulled at Étienne who again was like I Want Friends.

In the og village of Maisonneuve and his Montréalistes [yes, that’s what they were called at the time] there were different first nations ppl who decided to live with Maisonneuve and Co. So it’s not always easy to be like ah yes, étienne woulda belonged to X and Y. Hence this rambly mess.

Obviously and unfortunately, there were way too many conflicts btwn Maisonneuve and Co and the first nations folks and that would upset étienne who woulda wanted all groups to get along. In his opinion there were many resources for all to live happily. The Grande Paix de Montréal [1701] would have given him Hope TM that things could settle down once and for all.

On a side note, before Maisonneuve and Co arrived, Étienne would have not used the name Étienne. That would come post colonisation but I’m not sure when. At the time he would go by Tiohtià:ke.

In the early days of Ville Marie ét woulda still been more “first nations” than “bonjour I am now a Montréaliste” but he woulda offered his services/employment to Maisonneuve as a voyageur after a bit, because on top of errthing else ét woulda been hella intrigued by the idea of exploring the world and the fact that there were people who crossed the big ocean and who lived so completely differently from anyone hed ever known woulda boggled his mind and also to get away from the hot mess of conflicts going on. He woulda thought the Grande Paix would have brought back the earlier trading hub/story swap vibes, but too many bloody conflicts he was tired of made him want to get a change of pace. Plus the fact that now he felt Attached to Groups so no longer needed to just Wait. And also the fact that said Groups were Not Getting Along would have made him want to Leave.

After a while of that, around [18XX] he woulda settled in the city and like been a merchant of sorts. [im still working on the notes and details, but he’d get tired of the trips and the conditions and it wasnt just go out and have fun and explore but there were too many issues as well and he just – wanted to have a good time, really, so hed go back to the city and change again]

By the 19th century, whatever ties with his og first nations roots he had woulda been completely washed away by the colonisation of the island – especially by what is now the old port/ville marie and he would have tried Real Hard to Fit In because of his curiosity and wanting to live like these european folk and because of how shite the first nations were being treated. George-Étienne Cartier would have been an Aspiration of his and someone he would have modeled himself after [way of life, personality, etc]

By that time he would also consider himself as French and first nation (Mohawk) as a second and maybe even third thought. Equally, compared to some other avatars, I feel like Étienne would have “lost himself” and is now unfortunately more disconnected from his OG first nation roots than others might (think Ed). The colonisation + the large amount of euros that came to MTL would have given him whiplash for years and would have been like a tidal wave over his head. All of a sudden the village boomed, it was a city and there were more of these french cathos than anything else.

For a good part of the 19th and 20thcentury, he would have identified as Catholic and French with very little regard to his first nation roots. The og village of Ville Mariewould now be an actual thriving and important city and offering more opportunities for growth to him/suddenly MTL city is super relevant. He’d get swept up by the fast pace and the “glamour” and pretty words and it was easier to just go with the flow than to fight. He’s always been someone of good times and parties and of celebrations over everything else and obviously it wasn’t always easy for everyone in the city, but it certainly is when you know the right people and you’re on the up and up as an Important City.

Post Oka crisis (1990s), I think he would have started lowkey thinking about his first nation roots again. Mostly because the crisis shoved it in everyone’s faces in a big way that hadn’t been heard in a Long Time. And maybe slowly slowly like veeeerrry slowly reconnecting. But feeling v lost and overwhelmed by it bcs is that even still him? Was that ever even him? And if not then what the heck even bcs thats like centuries of his life just – forgotten and lost. But to a point he’d also relate with the immigrants who’d come to his city and then feel alienated from their og roots. And then also like even going back to it it’s not even what it was Before, because the Mohawks changed over the centuries as well [duh] as most groups do. Like with any language and expressions and fashions and such from any place.

Eventually at some point in the 21st century he would reconnect more and make his own amends with his identity and the multiple facets it has as well as coming to terms with certain events that happened btwn the euros and first nations over the centuries. The Catholic identity would peter down post 1970s, but the french id would stay even though he likes the multicultural aspect. Theres just something about being a little shit and also being Different in a Sea of Same, etc

In the end, he would attach himself to being Mohawk + French origins since those two would really be the two first groups that gave him a sense of like “belonging” in their own way. [And, obvi he’d belong to the queer community lamao]

Literally coulda just answered your ask with: Mohawk, French, Queer Lamao bit I turned this into a Thing TM oupsee.

And I totes hope this actually Answered the Question and you didn’t mean something completely different LAMAO

[underratedpurplepanda]

No Nuance November: K-pop Edition

(Yes, I’m doing these again, they’re fun, but these are more unpopular)

Fanwars are lame. Literally get a life.

Blackpink is being more utilized by YG for their visuals rather than their talent. They’re not at their full potential and it’s obvious that YG keeps holding them back by trying to make them the “pretty version of 2ne1.”

2nd generation k-pop was the best era.

New k-pop fans need to give more respect to older groups. Literally without them, your faves wouldn’t have existed. Just accept that SHINee’s Replay is the best debut song and move on.

BTS DID NOT PAVE THE WAY. Yes, they helped k-pop become more mainstream, but older groups such as Big Bang, Girls Generation, and BoA were the first to put their international foot out the door first. Example, PSY and Girls Generation being in Youtube Rewind 2012 and 2013.

Big Bang has the best stage presence out of any k-pop group I’ve seen. They could literally hype up any crowd without any in-sync choreography. Just watch their 2013 MAMA performance.

Idc how “nice” or hot Siwon from Super Junior is. I will never support a homophobe. (And two of their other misogynistic members for that matter)

I lost respect for any k-pop idol who didn’t show support towards BLM—especially those who actually lived in western countries and/or worked with Black artists. If it weren’t for Black people, y’all wouldn’t have had a career do the bare minimum.

K-pop companies NEED to teach their trainees and idols about cultural appropriation and racism. If your goal is to be a global influencer, learn how to NOT offend your foreign fans.

The EXO members’ and Taemin’s comments towards Kai’s skin made me very uncomfortable. Idc if they’re close friends (though he didn’t even look amused) they said it in-front of cameras that were gonna be broadcasted globally, if they weren’t considerate to their friend, they should’ve been considerate to their fans with multiple skin colors.

Korean netizens and exo-l’s gave Chen so much unnecessary hate for finding happiness with his new family, when they should’ve used that energy to call him out for making that racist lip joke and not apologizing.

SM needs to grow the fuck up and make their artists apologize for the racist shit they’ve done.

WAR👏OF👏HORMONE👏ISN’T👏THAT👏BAD👏. Was it cringey? Yes. But saying “Girl you so FOINE” isn’t misogynistic. Literally, the people who say that are the same people who are also like “Ugh Taehyung’s hands can choke me daddy” like stop being a hypocrite. If Bruno Mars can make a bop about some girl’s ass and everyone still jamming to it, you can tolerate this gem.

Female idols have it the worst. They’re treated as if they’re the scum of the earth.

It makes me uncomfortable when people posts pictures of several female idols and caption it “Body Goals” when they’re clearly malnourished and underweight. Especially when they post K-pop diet videos.

Korean netizens calling Umji from gfriend beautiful now after bashing her, fat shaming her, and calling her ugly when she was only 17 disgusts me.

Also Korean netizens will tolerate racist shit and sexual harrassment but if some idol smokes a joint they will end their career. It doesn’t add up.

BTS’s success in the west was a double-edged sword for me. I was extremely excited and proud to see their sleepless nights and hard work pay off but seeing them face blatant racism by people from MY OWN COUNTRY made me want to vomit. It’s really terrible to see people you care about go through something you’ve grown painfully accustomed to but would never wish upon anyone else.

Western interviewers need to stop talking to k-pop idols as if they were aliens. Their english may not be good but they sure as hell know when they’re being talked down to.

The U.S. needs to calm the fuck down with their thinking of allowing BTS, NCT, Blackpink, etc. to be famous mainstream. Radio stations around the world were already playing their music before you, you were just late to the game.

Saying “____ is the Asian version of ___” disregards all the efforts of an idol’s artistic ability and assumes that an idol’s success is only valuable if they’re able to be like other western artists.

Fanservice of idols kissing each other is literally gay fetishization.

I understand how talented Mamamoo is, but it is hard for me to get into them after the problematic stuff they’ve done.

If k-pop companies can’t wrap their brain around idols wearing African hairstyles as appropriation, can they at least understand that it doesn’t look good on them and they’ve never looked cool?

Thank you for reading my hot takes. I know some of these are 🌌 controversial 🌌 but they’re still my opinions. You don’t have to agree with it, and I am down for hearing a different perspective as long as you do it respectively. 😊

[undercoverwizardninjaturtle]

you know what I want?

a au where ROTTMNT Leo, 2012 Leo and IDW Leo are training with 2003 Leo as their teacher whose about 28 in this scenario. i can see it so clearly, 2012 Leo would be the well intentioned suck up who just wants to do a good job, IDW Leo would be the silent one who is actually a little shy and is a little unsure on how to act in this situation But always stands up for 2012 Leo. Meanwhile ROTTMNT leo for being a little shit cause he's always stealing 2012's stuff and pulling pranks on everyone

Meanwhile, 2003 Leo tries to be understanding since 2012 and IDW Leo lost their fathers. But isn't having any of ROTTMNT's shit and is constantly having to ground him for picking on the other Leo's (but sees potential in him) but ROTTMNT Leo secretly admires 2003 Leo for his skill and taking the time to train them.

That doesn't stop him from stealing 2012 Leo's Space Heroes stuff and teasing him all the time

2003 Leo would still go out of his way to spend time with each of them, watching cartoons with 2012 and listening to his fan theories, gardening with IDW and watching Lou Jitsu and Jupiter Jim movies with ROTTMNT. Cause he sees so much of his brothers in these strange kids and he wants to help them be their best while being true to themselves

2003 Leo: Alright, which one if you stole 2012's Space Heroes toothbrush?

IDW Leo: *looks at ROTTMNT Leo*

ROTTMNT Leo: Why do you always think it's me?!

2003 Leo*narrows eyes*

ROTTMNT Leo: FOINE I needed something to clean the toilet anyway

2012 Leo: *devastated squawk*

2003 Leo: ROTTMNT go do twelve flips then buy 2012 a new toothbrush*

ROTTMNT * salutes with his tongue sticking out before waking asay*

2003 Leo: *to IDW Leo* thank you for being my favorite child

2012 Leo: Am I a favorite?

2003 Leo *pats on head* Yes you are

2012 Leo *softly*: yay

and

2003 Leo: ROTTMNT you did a good job at practice today, you're coming along

ROTTMNT Leo:*playing on phone* thanks Dad

*2003 ,IDW, and 2012 Leo stars at him*

ROTTMNT Leo: Why is everyone staring at me?

2012 Leo: You just called 2003 Dad

2003 Leo: Do you see me as some sort of father figure?

ROTTMNT Leo: NO if anything I see you as a bother figure cause you're always BOTHERING me

IDW Leo: Hey! Show your father some respect!

2003 Leo: It's ok I believe you

ROTTMNT Leo: Thank you

2003 Leo: Son

ROTTMNT Leo: *Fumes*

2003 Leo: Do you want to talk about it over a game of catch?

ROTTMNT Leo*'mumbles* Yeah I'd like that *

ROTTMNT Splinter: I mean I'm sitting RIGHT HERE

I shall call it the Legion of Leo's. Not to be confused with the Dominion of Dons, The Raph Rave and Mikey Mob