#everyone wants to hate the hot girl 🙄

[goldsainz]

AUGUST — one shot.

pairing: daniel ricciardo x reader

MASTERLIST.

PART 2.

taglist: @lorarri @lpab @whatthefuckerr @noncannonships @lunnnix @elliegrey2803 @schumacheer @saintslewis @leoramage @ellswilliams @toomuchdelusion @anthonykatebridgerton @enhacolor @gulabjamoon @woweewoowa @forza55 @ihrtdan @ravisinghs-wife @alearicci

request: “gotta keep the theme going here 🤭 Taylor's August and Danny Ric?” by @percervall

NOTE: so august really did slip away into a moment in time… this was supposed to be posted like way back in august but here we are😭 i’ve had some creatively rough few weeks so i hope that this is good/enjoyable!! also changed out a little bit of the layout, im feeling the whole aesthetic a lot more… but pls tell me if you like it

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yourusername cheers to a good august

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danielfan1 i love daniel’s crush on her

ynfan1 first post as a single woman🙌

⤷ danielfan2 DANIEL IT’S YOUR TIME

ynfan2 literally the loml

ynfan3 i need m*n to say far far away from her

user1 i loved her with austin but she’s glowing now that she’s single

ynfan4 mother is mothering SO HARD‼️

danielfan3 we all understand you daniel bc she’s perfect

⤷ user2 most beautiful woman alive fr

ynfan5 thank god that horrendous man is out of her life

ynfan6 i want her so badddd

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daniel3.jpg 🥂 to August

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danielfan21 A Y/N NOTICE HE MUST BE FANGIRLING SO HARD

⤷ danielfan22 not after he’s soft-launching someone😭

ynfan21 not my two world colliding?!?!

user21 it’s not silly season… it’s couple season

danielfan23 being a daniel fan rn is NOT for the weak

lando.jpg Didn’t know that when you made a jpg account it would be where you would drop couple content

⤷ daniel3.jpg Gotta keep everyone on their feet

⤷ scottyjames31 Especially your friends… Who you apparently don’t tell things to anymore

⤷ daniel3.jpg I’m in my secretive era🙄 Let me be

ynfan22 need to know rn why mother is in his likes

danielfan24 august ft daniel ricciardo coming soon???

danielfan25 crying throwing up he’s not single anymore💔

danielricciardo and yourinstagram posted an instagram story!

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yourusername mid-august recap ☀️

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ynfan31 queen what happened to hot girl summer??

danielfan31 no daniel/couple content… i fear pop base may have been right😭

ynfan32 literal light of my life

ynfan33 searching how to be a bike rn

chloestroll Summer looks perfect on you!

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danielfan32 no daniel interaction but chloe stroll comments… is this indirect confirmation?!

⤷ user31 who’s chloe?

⤷ danielfan32 she’s the wife of scotty james who’s daniel best friend, but also the sister of f1 driver lance stroll!

ynfan34 ignoring the dating rumours as she should😌

ynfan35 the y/n community is in shambles and she’s just riding her silly bike around

danielfan33 so can she be consider a wag or…

ynfan36 she’s not single bc she’s with me!!!!!!

⤷ user32 babes i hate to tell you this😔

⤷ ynfan36 then don’t😍

danielricciardo posted an instagram story!

[judeswhore]

i’d kill you if i loved you less hard - jude bellingham | instagram files

summary: your relationship with jude is complicated but that doesn’t stop you both from wreaking havoc online

pairing: situationship!jude bellingham x singer!reader

face claim: gracie abrams

notes: you can find my masterlist here. this is based on an ask i got in my hey jude :) tag and i just had to do it. pictures are not mine, credit to the original owners

yourusername

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yourusername thank u to the fan who gave me this hat u made my night🤠this has been an incredible few weeks!!

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user1 so so pretty

user2 I HAD THE BEST TIME TONIGHT

judebellingham u wearing that tiara so everyone knows ur a pillow princess🤨

↳yourusername i work for it

↳judebellingham i’ve seen socks move more than u

↳yourusername maybe u just bore me

user3 please please sing 21 at the next tour🫶🏻🫶🏻

bestfriendsuser u slayed as always

judebellingham save a horse, ride a cowgirl

↳yourusername u saying u wanna ride me?

↳judebellingham i mean if ur offering🤷

↳user4 JUDE??

vogue 🩷

braedenlemasters cowboy hats on stage is my thing.

↳yourusername but i look prettier :)

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judebellingham

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judebellingham huge game, huge win. enjoy the break❤️

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yourusername okay whore

↳judebellingham pot meet kettle

↳yourusername kinda mean :(

↳judebellingham thought u liked being my whore

↳yourusername more delusional than ur fans

user4 ^^^very weird

gioreyna my brother❤️

user5 🥰🥰🥰

user6 thighs🤤🤤🤤

↳yourusername exactly what i’ve been saying

↳judebellingham get a grip

jackgrealish come to city x

yourusername be honest what will it take for u to yell at me like this

↳gioreyna u have no shame🙄

↳yourusername if you’d have taken me on that date i wouldn’t have had to lower my standards like this

↳user7 girl stick to singing these boys ain’t shit

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yourusername

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yourusername it’s supposed to be fun turning 21 or wtv

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jobebellingham wonder who that could be

↳yourusername it could possibly be ur dad

↳jobebellingham fuck off u worm

user8 happy birthday favourite girl

user9 HAPPY BDAY❤️

user10 are we gonna just ignore the boy in her bed?

↳user11 it’s jude it’s a common occurrence tbh

judebellingham happy birthday ig

judebellingham suppose u look kinda fit

↳yourusername i distinctly remember u telling me this morning that i’m the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen

↳judebellingham i say daft things when my dicks in ur mouth

↳karim_adeyemi there’s other people on this app u know

bestfriendsuser happy bday girly looking as hot as always ily <3

bestfriendsuser im gonna act like that third slide doesn’t exist for my own sanity

↳yourusername probably shouldn’t open my snaps then

user12 this feels like a relationship announcement

↳yourusername it’s not.

user13 spending her birthday together but they’re NOT dating🤨

↳yourusername we just hang out sometimes🙃

↳trentarnold66 hang out🤣🤣

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judebellingham

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judebellingham views were nice

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user14 wtf??

user15 is she his girlfriend

yourusername don’t tell anyone but u look really pretty rn

yourusername why’d u post the pic where u can’t actually see my arse

↳judebellingham because i don’t want people looking at ur arse

user16 so much for not dating

reecejames u two are foul

bestfriendsuser is someone gonna explain how this happened

↳judebellingham when two people really like each other they do nice things together

↳bestfriendsuser i really fkn hate u

user17 my girls getting corrupted :(

gioreyna 🥰🥰🥰

↳judebellingham 😘😘😘

gioreyna mr and mrs “it’s not serious”

↳yourusername it’s not serious🙄he’s just got a big bank account

↳judebellingham tell him what else is big babe

user18 ^^^ i hate seeing this stuff

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yourusername

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yourusername in this weeks news

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masonmount GO MARIO

↳yourusername thanks 4 being my luigi🫶🏻🫶🏻

↳judebellingham mason’s like 4ft shouldn’t it be the other way round?

masonmount 🍒🍒

↳user19 MASON?? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

↳user20 i’m sure they’re just friends

↳user21 i really don’t like her

masonmount i still feel a little sick and my ears won’t stop ringing

↳judebellingham aren’t u too old for go karting??

user22 i swear she was with jude

↳user23 she’s got a type apparently

bestfriendsuser this i can get behind

↳yourusername shhh🤭🤭

user24 i am so in love with u

oliviarodrigo girl how are u so HOT

↳user25 collab soon🙏

jobebellingham that sunburn looks painful

↳judebellingham bro why are u here

↳jobebellingham she’s upset with u not me🤷

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judebellingham

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judebellingham in this weeks news

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jobebellingham give it a rest🤣

yourusername first shirts ugly

↳judebellingham really? cos it got me laid

↳yourusername did it fuck u were in my dms all night

user26 u look SO good omg

user27 him using the same caption as y/n they’re definitely fighting

↳user28 i think they broke up tbh

↳user29 they were never together😭

erling.haaland good looking fella

↳judebellingham all u big guy❤️

bvb09 the coldest🥶

user000 the best week with u

↳judebellingham u know it🤪

↳yourusername oh?

↳bestfriendsuser oh??

↳yourusername but he was “missing me”

gioreyna liked this comment.

jobebellingham liked this comment.

user30 ^^ these two are so messy

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yourusername

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yourusername hot girl healing

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judebellingham gorgeous😍😍

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judebellingham ur arse looks good in these jeans

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judebellingham answer ur phone bro

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jennaortega obsessed with the first pic

↳yourusername me when i kiss u

user31 we all saw jude’s comments

user32 so so pretty u deserve the absolute world

user33 y/n heartbreak era??? new music coming???

↳user34 i don’t want her to be sad but we NEED new music

yourusername liked this comment.

masonmount nice jeans

↳user34 not again🙄🙄

judebellingham liked this comment.

gioreyna can u heal a little faster i’m getting bored

user36 u are my idol <3

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judebellingham

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judebellingham good to be back😁

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bvb09 Let’s go!!⚫️🟡

user37 y/n still liking his pics👀

karim_adeyemi cute

user38 i wanna give him a rose :(

kalvinphillips most i’ve seen u smile

gioreyna should give that rose to someone else

↳bestfriendsuser she needs a lot more than that

↳gioreyna it’s time he started breaking bank

↳yourusername i wanna date u instead🤭

↳judebellingham you’re off limits.

↳yourusername mason didn’t think so

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sanchooo10 big things to come🙏

↳judebellingham come back dortmund bro

↳sanchooo10 👀👀

adidasfootball ⭐️

user39 petition for u to come to everton

yourusername ur beard looks like pubes

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yourusername

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yourusername big girls don’t cry🙃

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yourusername ps. new music is cooking

sadiesink HOT girls don’t cry

sadiesink especially over mediocre men

↳yourusername especially not men who use bunny ears to tie their laces

user40 new music new music new music

user41 show us ur tattoo!!!!

↳gioreyna it’s a portrait of me

↳yourusername a nude portrait🤭

user42 the way jude is nowhere to be seen

trentarnold66 can i get tickets to ur next gig?

↳yourusername will u hook me up w aitch?

↳trentarnold66 suppose so if u play nice

user43 prettiest and sweetest girl ever <3

user44 u were too good for him anyway

jobebellingham liked this comment.

gioreyna @.jobebellingham stop being a little shit🤣

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three weeks later.

yourusername added to their story!

↳ judebellingham replied to your story!

jude:

u wanna show me

what’s under that top?

you:

not particularly

jude:

don’t be mean

u don’t miss me?

i missed u

you:

missed me or

missed fucking me

jude:

both

i wanna see u

no one’s home

you:

i’m busy

jude:

with mason?

you:

no

jude:

so come over

i know u need me to fuck u

you:

i can’t think of anything worse

jude:

oh really?

i remember u were

begging me two weeks ago

to fuck u in that club

bathroom

seemed like u really

needed it

you:

no idea what ur

talking about

jude:

come over and i’ll

jog ur memory

c’mon pretty girl

let me show u how

much i’ve missed u

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judebellingham

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judebellingham call her easy

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yourusername too far

↳judebellingham i’ve got a list of other things to call u but my mum follows me

↳yourusername 🤨🤨

user45 no fucking way

yourusername why would u post that last pic

↳judebellingham so everyone knows how good u are for me

↳yourusername just gagged🥴🥴

↳judebellingham come gag on something else

reecejames surely not bro

↳judebellingham i don’t see what’s wrong

user46 she does seem kinda easy tbf

↳user47 and jude doesn’t?

jobebellingham mate u could’ve kept these private

bestfriendsuser poor barnaby😢😢

↳yourusername dw i cleaned him :))

↳bestfriendsuser i literally cannot stand u

↳judebellingham i left u a little present for next time ur in him

↳bestfriendsuser ur fucking VILE man

↳judebellingham THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT

gioreyna u can take that virgin ring off now

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yourusername

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yourusername stream i should hate you, out friday!

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user48 ur so beautiful… and he’s there

judebellingham tell me ur joking

judebellingham i can sue u for defamation

↳yourusername baby that’s such a big word for u🥺

↳judebellingham i’d be more annoyed if u didn’t look so pretty

↳bestfriendsuser embarrassing👎

user49 FINALLY NEW MUSIC

user50 so SO excited i can’t wait

judebellingham can we talk about how fit i look here tho

↳yourusername no we can’t

jennaortega oh i’m SEATED for this

gioreyna i don’t think u understand how badly i regret introducing u two

↳yourusername you’d be terribly bored without our drama

↳gioreyna yeah but i’d still have my sanity

user51 i just know this new music is gonna top anything else this year

user52 u look gorgeous!! i hope you’ve found happiness

↳jobebellingham don’t count on it

masonmount cant wait to listen💙

↳judebellingham bro have some shame

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one year later.

judebellingham

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judebellingham so proud of you angel🤍

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user53 OMG???

user54 is this the official announcement

yourusername i love u ig

↳judebellingham c’mon u can do better than that

↳yourusername why don’t u come home and i’ll show u just how much i love u

user55 oh she’s gorgeous

user56 jude we want ur girlfriend

reecejames congrats man

gioreyna ur punching clearly

jobebellingham u lasted a whole 12 hours before telling everyone

↳judebellingham ur acting like everyone didn’t already know

user57 this is actually adorable

user58 i want what they have🥺

↳jobebellingham trust me u don’t

masonmount happy for you two!

judebellingham pinned this comment.

↳yourusername do u have to be so petty

↳judebellingham yeah he tried to fuck my girl

↳yourusername MOVE ON

[bomber-grl]

Leo Valdez relationship hc♡

₊˚⊹Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x Gn!reader (no pronouns/no specific godly parent)

₊˚⊹Warning(s): Some cringe things so proceed with caution 😭

If you thought he was annoying he gets 100x worse

Like you know that one friend that gets a lil too comfortable around you?

Yea well that’s him except he’s your boyfriend

Now, I kinda sorta imagine diff sides of him as ur bf

So the most obvious way is him acting annoyingly clingy and such

He’s always cuddling up to you, calling you cringe nicknames/pet names, and just being so clingy and affectionate

Not that you hate it

He’s so sweet too, like he knows he’s annoying and stuff but for the most part it’s just to tease or mess with you

And when it comes to the more emotional part of the relationship, he’s there

You can only guess it’s because of how he always tries to hide his true feelings behind jokes and humor

Due to your relationship you two began getting closer and thus conversations of his true feelings and thoughts were revealed along the way.

So it just makes you sad that not enough people realize how sad and miserable he can be sometimes.

The reality of this slaps you in the face when you accidentally stumbled into him bawling his eyes out and very obviously going through something serious, then starts laughing and throwing out jokes at his own expense

Like why??

All you could think of doing was hugging him. Really settled in stone that y’all are 4lifers

Continuing from that, he really does like you

Like all his life he was literally “the other woman” in the sense that no one ever wanted him back.

So once you return his feelings he’s bamboozled

He genuinely takes a step back and tells you to stop joking around.

That’s how bad it was

Well, because of how taken back he was he not only made jokes but eventually realized there was no reason to use them as a cover anymore and just hugged and thanked you.

Yea, thanked you for liking him

Most times you enjoy each-others company in either your cabin, if not in bunker 9

While you’re just chilling in there practicing or doing whatever and him just working on a project he asks what makes him so attractive to you

Of course he drops jokes like “ofc I’m super sexy” or “how could u resist me?”

But when you ultimately tell him what you liked about him and how cute you found him-

He flusters

Badly

How easy it is to fluster him is one thing you absolutely love about him

He’s always getting overly cocky and flirting with you like there’s no tomorrow while dropping the most down right horrendous pet names known to man

(Ex: pookie wookie bear, sugar booger, etc)

Most times when Leo would flirt with girls in the past they’d ignore him and basically look down on him. ( which we all know)

Well when your lovely ass comes around he does the same routine

But unlike before, you actually reciprocate this flirting

And he combusts on the spot

*leo exe has stopped working*

Quite literally

He’s so unused to his affections being returned it’s literally whiplash the second it is

Gets to the point where he’s so embarrassed from your constant harassing teasing and flirting that he covers his face and basically whines out, begging for you to stop.

What a simp

(This statement is quite literally acknowledged by everyone else too LMAOO)

aside from that, he’s super hot

Literally

Concerningly so, especially during the summer

And it’s the absolute worse

Not only do you have to worry over him potentially over heating and passing out -

But also worry about yourself passing out CUZ THIS MAN DOES NOT KNOW PERSONAL SPACE!!!😭😭😭

He’s always clinging onto you and it could be 100 degrees outside and he truly does not give a flying fuck

It gets to the point where you have to peel him off of you, or at least beg someone else to do so in your place

And then he pouts and acts upset like??

Would he rather you die of over heating??😭

Like sorry we all ain’t fire resistant 🙄

Your personality takes a whole 180 during winter

Sure, they have the weather controller dome at camp but during missions that’s when you cling to him.

He always just lets you because of how touch starved the poor guy is.

(You probably are too if we’re being real here)

In the case that the weather controller isn’t working and it starts snowing then you most definitely sneak him in your cabin or bunker 9-

(I firmly believe he would build beds or sum shit for y’all to hang there and eat snacks)

And y’all would cuddle. You’d be warmly tucked under the sheets away from the harsh winds and hearing nothing else but each others breath.

Going back to physical affection in your relationship- home dude would be stressingggg

He’s be so nervous and his heartbeat would speed up anytime you’d hug and hold his hand.

Again, he gets way clingier and once y’all kiss there ain’t no going back.

He’s stuck to you forever.

If you ever want to cuddle or sleep in the same bed as him for a “sleepover”-ish thing then best believe dudes gonna be the worst sleepover- partner??

Just imagine this-

Leo, you ,both laying side by side under warm sheets on a dark winter night.

No light besides that of the moon and y’all have been pretty intimate and emotional. Just getting to know each-other on another level

Finally you’re falling asleep, your lids are drooping and you breath calms down after Leo shed a few tears.

Then all you hear is-

“Bro imagine if-“

Literal slap to the face

Like you can’t tell me he doesn’t say the most random shit and stops yall from actually sleeping. Literally has y’all giggling and shit all night.

If you’re in your cabin and you have siblings- they literally tell you to shut the fuck up and be grateful they let ur lil boyfriend sleep there without snitching.

Like goddamn

Never have y’all once slept in Leo’s cabin because how how fucking weird his siblings are-

Anyway 🙃

Bro is always showing you off

He has you on his arm and always saying shit about how he pulled a baddie

Like, sir, you’re the baddie

Anyway

Best believe home dude spoils you

Like sure, sometimes he’s a lil broke but he’s always making and buying you little things

Which is honestly so sweet 😭😭

Especially when you react by cuddling him and just peppering his face in kisses

He’s glad to have you as his significant other

I mean in his own words

“All da ladies love Leo”

(Ofc replaced w a Gn term cuz I’m sure everyone loves Leo lmao)

[hvaneyflowers]

Italian Girl

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Carlos Sainz Jr. x femOriginaCharacter! fashioninfluencer!

Instagram au ---- Part 4

Carlos and Francesca love story continues, but some people can't get over the fact he chose her to be his wife.

francescadistefano_official

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francescadistefano_official: First time in the paddock and my love won!!!! Love you, baby! You deserved it! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

#forzaferrari #bestdriverintheworld #smoothoperator

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carlossainz55: My lucky charm! Ti amo, amore mio❤️

francescadistefano_official: ❤️

f1wags: New wag alert!!! Welcome to the F1 world!

scuderiaferrari: Welcome to our house, Mrs. Sainz! An honor to had you there!

f1: Carlos' new lucky charm! Welcome to the F1, Mrs. Sainz. Hope to see you around🔥

carlossainzfans: I don't know how, but you looked more beautiful than ever!

username6: Why everyone is saying she was Carlos' lucky charm?

username89: why? Maybe because he said it🙄

username75: it's sad to see how Carlos career and talent is putting behind. Guys, she's not a lucky charm.

username3: nobody it's putting Carlos' talent behind. You're the only one saying that.

username5: Grow up! don't you want?

francescadistefanofans: Beautiful as always, my queen!! Congratulations to Carlos!!

username54: can I say they're my parents, now? They both are totally on 🔥

username09: I know!!! Hot couple!

username12: they both are so good-looking that it hurts!

username45: why am I seeing so much hate comments here? What she has done to deserve this?

username23: married one of the most famous and hottest F1 drivers.

username90: So, nothing.

username888: being a homewrecker.

francescadistefanofans: she's not a homewrecker.

username65: I bet you don't know anything about races or cars.

francescadistefanofans: she married a Formula 1 driver, believe me, she'll know from the best.

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scuderiaferrari: Our smooth operator won in Singapore!!! And we met Mrs. Sainz for the first time!

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carlossainz55: VAMOS EQUIPO! 🏁🔴

francescadistefano_official: 🇮🇹

username1: LET'S GOOOO!!!

username88: LET'S GO FOR MOREEEEE!!!! #FORZA FERRARI

username11: #FORZA FERRARI

username55: what a race!! Congratulations Carlos!!!

username677: Congratulations Carlos!!!

username444: Yes!!! Smooth operatooooor!

username111: no Ferrari putting more attention on Carlos' supposed wife than on him.

username77: Incredible race! One of the best so far! Congratulations!!

ferrarifans5: Yes! We're on the top again!!!!

carlossainzfans: SMOOTH OPERATOOOOOR!!! ❤️🇮🇹

username33: Yes!! Congrats Carlos!! (please, we don't need to see her again. Get back with Isa)

username6778: I know!!! They were amazing together!! Get back!!!

carlossainz55

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carlossainz55: What a race! Winning in Singapore was amazing! Thank you @.scuderiaferrari and my lucky charm, amore mio, @.francescadistefano_official! FORZA FERRARI! We're coming for more!

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francescadistefano_official: You're amazing, mi amor!!!! Love you to the moon and back!! ❤️

carlossainz55: Love you, too, amore mio!! ❤️

anasainzvdc: Felicidades hermano!!! Te lo mereces mucho!!! Los esperamos a los dos en casa para celebrar!! ❤️ / Congrats brother!! You deserve it a lot! Waiting for you both to celebrate! ❤️

francescadistefano_official: See you soon, sis! ❤️

username77: Congrats Carlos!! Well deserved!

charles_leclerc: Well deserved, my friend!!! 🇮🇹

maxverstappen1: Congrats!!

fernandoalo_oficial: Felicidades, Carlos! Que gran felicidad ver y oír el himno de España de nuevo! Vamos con todo cabrón! /Congratulations, Carlos! So happy to see and listen Spain's athem again! Let's go with everything, cabrón!

username98: Your lucky charm is a homewrecker.

username88: It takes two to tango...

username888: Congrats Carlos!!! Your lucky charm is so beautiful!!

blancasainzvdc: Felicidades hermanito!!! Muy feliz por ti!! Te amo ❤️ / Congrats little brother! So happy for you! I love you❤️

username666: Congratulations Carlos!! Well deserved!

username12: SMOOTH OPERATOOOOOR!!!

username668: putting Spain's name on the top! Congrats!!

username5: when will you divorce her? I don't like her for you.

username68: so sad he doesn't care for your opinion.

username90: So cute couple! Congrats!!

username500: She's definitely your lucky charm!

username743: #homewrecker

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[sadie-bug345]

Ok one more I need outsiders Halloween hcs (costumes, what they do on Halloween, like go to parties, trick or treating, or staying in and watching scary movies) etc. THANK YOU IM DYING I LOVE YOUR WORK

OMG SHUT UP i just checked out your blog and you seem so cool😭🥰

what the gang does on halloween!!

yall im fr missing this time of year 😭🫢

ponyboy: - he only wants to go trick or treating if friends are going - probably gets pooped after like an hour🙄🖐️ - he seems like the type to dress up as a niche character from a show, movie, or book - and the SECOND anyone asks him abt it he will be like “😃i’ll tell you all about it!!” - LMAO its super cute though - he probably really likes handing out candy to kids though - he’d give a bunch of candy to kids with the coolest costumes in his humble opinion - he’s a blast to hang out with tho.

johnny: - prob get really into his costume, he’d go all out with makeup - lmao he’s giving like joker vibes and dallyd be batman or smth😭 - like pony, he’d only go trick or treating or out to parties if his friends pressure him to - if it was his choice he’d be perfectly content chillin on the couch with some snacks and a scary movie - i feel like he’d like poltergeist (this is my personal fave horror movie so im projecting lmfao) - the type to have a total straight face during the movie but he’s QUAKING.

sodapop: - he a partier for sure - probably have some goofy ahh matching costume with steve - like they’d kill it with the ghostbusters costumes - if he does hand out candy he’d be over here hyping up kids costumes which is so sweet - he’d pretend to get all scared when some kid yells “boo!” at him😭🫶 - just good vibes all around ngl

darry: - in high school he’d def go to parties and stuff - but now he only goes to supervise the loose cannons of the gang (dallas) - he’d probably wear a shirt that says “this is my costume” or smth - when he’s not making sure everyone’s making decent decisions he’s at home handing out candy - he got a special bowl for rude kids that just has like toothbrushes and raisins in it 😭😭

dally: - i feel like he’d begrudgingly match costumes with his friends - secretly loves it tho don’t tell him i said that - goes to some parties for a bit just to make his necessary appearance - but gets bored after a bit and goes to wreak some havoc in the neighborhoods - steals candy, ransacks those haunted houses people set up in their garages, scares kids, you name it, dallas the menace has done it - it’s a lot of fun but also concerning like wow you really like giving kids traumatizing core memories?? 😧

two-bit: - ONLY joke costumes - i can see him in onesies, inflatable costumes, just anything that makes someone crack a smile - most likely a partier, if he does stay home and watch movies he’s secretly scared - the type to make fun of anything the characters are doing - lemme tell you he is RELENTLESS - like he’s lowk coming up with a whole plan just in case he’s in that horror movie situation - “so first, i’d get the bat i hide underneath my bed at all times and then get my emergency flashlight and slide on a mattress down the stairs and out the door and-“ - and you’re just like “🧍‍♀️” - LMAOOO.

steve: - he will probably get so hyped up at parties - matching with sodapop duh - super fun ngl - he and soda will just dare each other to do dumb crap and they’ll actually do it - meanwhile everyone is just staring with admiration and concern in their eyes lmaoo - probably pigs out on candy at three am but don’t we all😭🫶

cherry: - this girl will pull up with the cutest but also most random costume ever LMAOO - like ponyboy it’s probably super niche and no one really expect cherry to wear it - everyone expects her to just be a hot zombie cheerleader or smth - she said she’s too iconic for that😔🖐️ - she’s honestly the kinda gal to just hang out at home if she had it her way - but hates scary movies so like she’ll watch half and just have a breakdown and switch it to my little pony - she’s so funny and sweet to the kids trick or treating - if she sees some littler kids getting bullied she’d swoop in and steal their candy like a superhero or smth LMAO.

thanks so much for requesting again! this was a lot of fun!❤️‼️

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The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon | S1E1 Thoughts

Okay I am gonna list all my positive and negative thoughts regarding each episode (I know no one asked but I feel like this is the only thing I am somewhat “qualified” to talk about ad nauseam on here).

⚠️ SPOILERS AHEAD ⚠️ do not read below the cut unless you’re okay with spoilers

Positive Thoughts

Norman’s acting is so good like?? Listen we all know he’s not Laurence Olivier and he doesn’t claim to be but goddamnit he nails the subtleties of Daryl’s expressions and conveys his emotions really well I think! I’m very impressed

Daryl hot

Obviously the cinematography, setting, and aesthetics are really cool. It’s both gritty but pretty!! I love the gothic architecture and how OLD everything looks, which is only exacerbated by the apocalyptic feel

Everyone in the cast is so good in terms of acting (well, I mean… Laurent is certainly there but he’s a child so we’ll be lenient)

Daryl hot

The walkers are great as usual. I love the burners. Really interesting! I’m kind of wondering if the “experiments” the people on the ship refer to relate to the burners? Maybe they’re making them like that idk.

I love the religious imagery. We have had cults and stuff in TWDU before but I don’t think we’ve had this Catholic vibe going on. I’m a sucker for anything nun related because I have a weird infatuation with them, so I’m all for it.

DARYL BATHTUB SCENE??? They put that in for the girls and the gays and we are LIVING for it

Daryl hot

Daryl is so reminiscent of early seasons TWD era with his witty lines and snark remarks. I feel like we don’t get to see this side of Daryl very often anymore, but now that he has his own show and is THE main character, we get to see those sides that have been neglected again. I also love how much he sort of scoffs at the nuns and their religion. Atheist Daryl we love to see it

It’s cool seeing people in France dealing with the same things our characters have dealt with since the beginning. It’s interesting to see these new parts of the world in this universe for sure

Daryl hot

I honestly just love thinking about how when Daryl gets home he is gonna have such a crazy ass story to tell everyone! It’s gonna be so cute to see him telling all the kids about how heroic he is and ugh yessss

Daryl deserves his own show. He deserves to be THE main character. People who said he can’t lead a show? Nah. Reconsider

I also love that Daryl MIGHT potentially save the world. Cool asf. And if anyone from the original series should save the world, I think it’s him.

Daryl hot

Negative Thoughts:

Okay. I have some very petty/subjective critiques. I realize a lot of you guys probably disagree with me but that’s okay! Don’t read my negative thoughts if you aren’t prepared to be annoyed with me lol. Once again, a lot of these are super petty/nitpicky

First thing that bothers me is that Daryl says he is from the Commonwealth. No. He is from Alexandria, thank you very much. Well, at least he should be. He should’ve been living at Alexandria imo but the finale didn’t really make it explicitly clear where he was living in that year time jump. Basically I just hate the Commonwealth because I have zero attachment to it and it’s just a stupid ass place that I wanna forget about

Daryl seeing Carol in his haze 🙄 … just annoys me solely because Carol annoys me. They could’ve just shown Judith because that would’ve made more sense to me. But don’t get me started, I don’t even want Carol in season 2. Anyway.

Laurent isn’t terrible but he’s kind of annoying in that “I’m so smart I know everything” way. Just very annoying smart kid at school who everyone hated vibes. Plus I just don’t think it’s realistic that he would be THAT smart just from being raised in a convent of nuns

I also fail to understand what they’re doing with Laurent. Is he just some kid that the nuns think is the messiah or is he ACTUALLY the messiah? Like are they gonna throw in a whole other supernatural religious element? Because Laurent conveniently knows Judith’s line from the finale “you deserve a happy ending too.” Right down to the letter. I find it cheesy as hell because I’m so tired of these blatant in your face parallels that are trying to be clever, which always involve children too like we get it children are basically the duck tape of TWDU. Don’t know what to do for this plot? Throw some kids in there!

Neither Positive nor Negative Thoughts:

I don’t trust the nuns. I think they’re gonna use Daryl to get what they want and they don’t really care about getting him home. Worse, I think it could be possible that Isabelle won’t let him get home. She already tried to keep him from using the radio. I’m not saying I hate her character or anything (I actually like her so far… as long as she stays friendly and not… overly friendly), I just think she’s way too invested in this “messiah” stuff to actually care about Daryl so I fear she will take advantage of him. We shall see.

Ok, those are pretty much all of my thoughts!

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thinking about landoscar and angel again 🙄

angel is a sleepy girl like oscar but one day she is pretty restless so the boys give her a few good orgasms and leave her be to nap

meanwhile lando is streaming and oscar is sitting in the floor near his desk playing his switch (osc is pretty private but he wants to be around lando and the only video game he really plays is animal crossing because it’s the only one that doesn’t stress him out and he’s a calm little baby)

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angel wakes up from her nap honestly still out of it from her orgasms and sleepy haze and is wondering through the house in lacy little underwear and a cropped tshirt and she is calling out for her boys but she can’t find them (they don’t hear her over landos screaming at the video game) and she stumbles into his gaming room with her bits borderline out on stream , pouting like a baby and lando and oscar jump up covering her and she’s a little confused but then she realizes and she is MORTIFIED

lando and osc promptly call their PR managers and make her delete social media off her phone to spare herself but it doesn’t stop the boys from reading the comments made about their sweet little angel online

everyone is right though , she did look hot asf…

i love this sm but its funny to me that u think oscar would play animal crossing bc i can’t see it at all esp not him getting stressed over any other game bc hes just so calm. i think if anything he is like me and he hates nook the crook and does not play bc of that rat ass bitch. no offense to anyone who plays and enjoys it but i would nuke him.

i love the idea of her walking around half naked and walking into their stream, oscar's jumping up and shoving her back out the door. lando tries to cut the camera off and end the stream as oscar apologizes for tackling her and explains that she just walked onto the stream and everyone saw her. she's soooo embarrassed bc she asked them to come back to bed and instead of them teasing her for being needy they went on ultra protective mode. she promises to put on pants, or knock the next time instead of just entering the game room. i feel like it would happen a few times, just her stumbling in there half asleep bc she woke up from her nap alone and she misses her boys.

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aight update on the future au:

polls not over yet but it’s leaning heavily at McCormick, so i’ll give you my pcov designs and some headcanons for the McCormick parents rn cause out of all the adults they’re my favs 💕💖

i love them so much you don’t understand (also surprise surprise Kenny married Butters [changed his name to Vic], no one could have ever guessed that considering one of my first art posts on this account was a bunny comic 🙄)

anyway they both have mullets cause i just really like mullets, and Vic shaved the side of her head cause that’s my headcanon of what butter’s hair is in the show (cause his little tomato puff makes no sense) and i feel like he would have kept those.

more details and explanations for some things under the cut (aka im ranting about my fav characters and how they work as a couple with little bits of au lore sprinkled in)

Vic-

you may notice i’m jumping back and forth between he and she for Vic, and that’s cause he uses she/he. Don’t get me wrong, I love Butters and Marjorine, but i’ve seen the argument between them so many times. “Butters is a Cis guy!” “Marj is a trans girl!” fuck it Vic is a gnc icon and picks whatever gender he wants depending on whatever the fuck he wants and he’s hot both masc and fem. and i mean very hot. Butters in the show gets a couple descriptive things, namely in the “It’s Butters!” song hes said to have dimples, and more importantly when his father thinks he’s wearing his mom’s makeup when he’s not. that means this kids got perfectly flushed cheeks, nice eyelashes and eyebrows, and unblemished porcelain skin even at 8 years old. that paired with his blonde hair and presumably blue eyes (i’ve never met a blondie without blue eyes), emphasized cheek bones we see in the pcov special (implying he’s got a more slender face and likely more slender and long figure in general, which is the what literal modeling agents tend to look for btw [i would know my grandma and mom were models because they were both pretty with thin frames and lanky limbs]), and the scar over his left eye makes him insanely attractive.

the scar especially gives him something to stand out with; make people remember him (sometimes he even takes out his glass eye just so people get a good look at his empty socket and that image can be seared into their brains). being androgynous also helps make everyone, whether they’re attracted to men or women, find him hot. no one even knows if Vic is short for Victor or Victoria, and that’s the point. also due to how he grew up in this au (spoiler alert, Vic’s life was awful for a lot of years between beginning of high school and when he reconnected with Kenny as an adult [that’s an understatement Vic is by far the most traumatized character in this au]), he doesn’t feel particularly comfortable with being on one perfect end of the gender spectrum; girl or boy. So no matter how he’s presenting, he’s always going to look somewhat androgynous.

Kenny-

Kenny is kinda the same, i just wanted him to look more cool and unhinged. I got rid of the full beard cause i can’t draw it and also hated it, but i added snake bites cause they’re cool. I also got rid of the beer on his shirt cause I feel like after being raised by two alcoholic assholes he wouldn’t drink much as an adult. oh yeah and he’s a he/they now cause you can’t tell me princess kenny didn’t awaken something in him. i feel like he would go to a fancy award ceremony for some massive science breakthrough in a gown. he’s the typa guy to accept some prestigious award for his scientific findings in a slutty silk dress. Basically everything I changed in Kenny’s design was to make him look more like the wacky uncle who gives children weapons (spoilers he is). i kept how the pcov specials made his stockier cause honestly i just like him a little bit bigger. I feel like that’s a treat to himself. he spent so long in a home where he’d probably have to starve some night cause they couldn’t afford to eat, so when he becomes an extremely successful adult, he can give himself the luxury of eating three meals a day or eating junk food that was too expensive for him. he can finally afford to be a little bit heavier; it’s just proof that he’s made it this far from where he came. He’s also more of a mad scientist in this au a la Dr. Mephesto, but far more ethical in what/how he runs experiments.

both-

Their dynamic and characterization in this au is by far the most fleshed out because of how much I like these two characters, and it’s genuinely my favorite couple in the au. I might make a whole separate post on how they operate as parents because they’re both so horrifically worried that they may accidentally follow in their own parents footsteps. Yknow, generational trauma and whatnot. They’re also both insanely unhinged. Both of them are just balls of the walls crazy, which stems from both of them being traumatized (i mentioned Vic is the most traumatized in this au, Kenny is the second most cause of dying thousands of times over his whole life).

Kenny has lost all grasp of physical or mortal fear cause by this time in his life he’s died so much he’s lost any sense of connection to injury, even to other people. It’s difficult for him to register that other people are mortal because it’s such a foreign concept to him, and that can lead to some issues in the lab given that it’s such a dangerous place to work. Meanwhile, Vic has the people she cares about, and has a hard time grasping that people she doesn’t care about aren’t just stepping stones. She was used her whole life, then used and hurt people as an adult (yes she was an NFT bro, no she’s not anymore), but now she has a hard time not snapping back into the NFT thing and scheming every cent out of whoever gave her a dirty look at Walmart. Kenny and Vic can and generally do help each other out with these things, but they can also be each others worst instigators (“oh yeah you should absolutely do that consequences be damned” “no he had it coming to him don’t worry” “yeah fuck him up! beat his ass!” typa shit. they support each other non-conditionally but sometimes that leads to them getting arrested).

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BAKUGOU KATSUKI X FEM READER (SMUT )

‼️WARNING‼️:quickie ,some choking, hair pulling, creampie, 18+

Quirk: teleportation

It was a normal day in patrol with your angry ass boyfriend,he was yelling at you for something stupid, it didn't mean he was mad at you but it looked like he was, people usually were confused why you chose him to be your boyfriend when there are other people "better" than him because he seemed to not treat you how you should be treated but in reality he treated you very good, you used to think his yelling was annoying as hell and how he Got mad at everything and everyone for dumb ass reasons, but after awhile you saw that he grown to be a better man and even if it's a bit weird to say you liked how he didn't care if you were a girl,boy,tall,short,fat,skinny,black,white,hero,citizen,old,young or whatever, he hated everybody equally, and didn't really give anybody special treatment, except for you ofc , and then you two got forced to work together and be in the same agency for top secret reasons and that's how y'all got close and started to fall for one another, you then started to think whenever he yelled or got angry, it was adorable as shit mixed with a hot ASF.

Back to him yelling at you in public, he had this angry look in his eyes with furrowed eyebrows but you were mostly paying attention to his eye color, and shit were they a beautiful red, they honestly glowed more whenever he was mad, looked like rubies or some shit , you looked like you were in a trance while the bitch was yelling at you, tbh you were so whipped you didn't even hear wtf he was saying,not like it was important or anything.

"HEY ARE YOU LISTENING?!!" he yelled out "huh?" You said ".....did you not hear a word I said?..." He said trying to keep his temper from exploding (🤡) ".....no" you were still focusing on his eyes and beauty, "WTF HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THEN? I'VE BEEN RAMBLING AND YOUR NOT EVEN LISTENING?!" You sighed and said "I'm sorry kat I was just....I meannnn..... Your just so damn beautiful" he looked at you with a bit of confusion and shock,tbh you were a big flirt when it came to katsuki, you l o v e d to make him flustered ASF, I mean he's used to being complimented and stuff but he's not used to being called beautiful or getting hit on, usually people are too scared to do it in person for fear of being blown to bits.

"W-what the fuck" he said "did you stutter? Wow I didn't even say much " you smiled and started to chuckle "GGGRRR SHUT UP !! I didn't stutter!your hearing things dumbass!!!" "You say something? I couldn't hear you I was too distracted by your beauty kat~" you smirked with eyes full of love,you honestly couldn't help yourself when it came to his eyes, he just started to blush "awwwwwww your so cute when your flustered I can't really contain how I'm feeling right now.... I think I gotta sit down" "what the hell are you on?" "I'm not on anything 🙄 I'm just so I'm love with you like damn you don't understand how beautiful you actually are" "STFU! " he said while blushing, you really liked seeing him blush while angry it just made things worse for you and you wanted to kiss him, so you did , you just grabbed his shoulders and pulled him into a passionate kiss,at first he made muffled growling noises while you kissed him but then he finally gave in and kiss you but he made it more aggressive and you pulled away and smile at him.

"I think your really on something" he said with furrowed eyebrows, "I'm not you idiot... But I do wanna be on you " you said poking his cheek, he started blushing again and started to get angry again,before he could say anything,you put your hand on his shoulder and teleported to your penthouse "sorry kat I just couldn't help myself " you then pushed him on the couch and got on top of him and started to kiss him aggressively, he knew what you were trying to do and he pushed you away "WTH?? we're still on patrol hrs rn!" "Just a little quickie kitty" you kissed him again and he pushed you away "hell no!" "Don't worry kat, other heroes are also on patrol duty, everything's finneeeee plus nothing serious has been happening lately during patrol" "argggg" "come on..pleaseeee" "mmMM" you got closer to him "I just wanted you to rail me...my bad that I wanted to have sex with you.....alright if you don't wanna we can go back to work" you tried getting up but bakugou put his hands on your hips, you looked at him and saw he was looking down, contemplating

Before you can say anything he flipped you two over, now your back was on the sofas backrest cushion and he was in between your legs, he looked deeply into your eyes "just a quickie...got it?!" You stared at him with a smirk while putting your arms around his neck "finally knocked some sense into you, yes?" "If anybody needs some knocking sense out of them it's you, dumbass" "then knock me up" your smirk grew, he flipped you over so that now your back was facing his, he put a hand over your throat and made you look at him with an arched back,he had dark eyes "don't tell me what to do" he said sternly "pleasee" you said smiling, he stared at you deeply with strong eyes, you stared back "your lucky I love you.."

He then quickly used his other hand to go down your pants to rub your clit fast, his other hand still on your throat to force you to stare at him,you started to sigh in satisfaction while you rocked your hips with his fingers, he took his fingers away and started to lower his pants to free his dick, he lowered your pants as well and started to rub his dick in between your folds roughly while also rubbing your clit with his shaft, it felt great but you obviously wanted more, you moaned a bit as he grunted, he felt you become more wet and ready for him, he then stopped and angled himself to your cunt.

Without a second thought he plunged himself deep into you, his hand still on your throat, you moaned in satisfaction after aching for him for too long "I swear asshole if you don't fuck me to next week-" he tightened his grip around your throat so you couldn't speak and then he went in and out of you roughly and quickly "DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" He let go of your throat and put both his hands on your hips so he could faster, you moaned loudly "YES KAT....JUST LIKE THAT!" you gripped on the couch cushions, basically squeezing them, he started to grunt and groan loudly "fucking.... shit!" He got one of his hands to pull on your hair to force you to look at him, it hurt a lot but you loved it , and he knew it, he then let go and started to hug you from behind ,still pounding into you,his chin was on your shoulder and one of his hands went back to your throat but his wrist was basically in between your breasts and his other hand was on your stomach so he could feel how deep he was inside of you, he grunted loudly "fuck (y/n)!! Feels too damn good! ..DAMNIT!" you moaned loudly "PLEASE KAT! CUM INSIDE ME!" You were also about to cum and you tightened yourself around his cock even more "cum with me (y/n).." he said softly ,you nodded, he then went faster as you moaned his name over and over again "KATSUKI!" and he screamed "(Y/N)! DAMNIT DAMNIT SHIT! FUCK YEA!" and finally he came inside you deeply and you came all over his dick,you felt eachother twitching aggressively

He was panting hard and so were you, he then put his hands on your hips and pulled himself out slowly, he liked seeing his cum drip outside your cunt, while he seeing his cum drip out, you felt empty now but then he turned you around gently and kissed you passionately, your hand went and grabbed his hair and the other feeling his arm muscle as his hands were on your cheek and hip, your make out was for a couple second then he pulled away "tf you'd have to get so horny in the middle of the day?" "I can't help it you make me crazy for you...or something...I know I make you crazy too" he rolled his eyes but he hugged you with a hint of blush in his cheeks,you didn't tease him about it and kept it to your self and hugged him back "well we gotta go back to patrol duty... We've been gone for almost 10 min" he didn't move an inch and you tried to get out of his grasp but he's just too damn strong, you kept telling at him to let go so you could go back to work, he's the one who said it had to be a quickie 🙄,but you eventually cleaned yourselves up and went back to work and he was more touchy later the day. God you loved him and he loved you.

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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yourusername Yo te lo hago en la cama y también te lo hago en el jet 🛩 video out now.

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yourbestiename 💣 YOU KILLED THAT

yourusername 🙈

princeroyce You were in a remix with about 7 guys and your verse killed it 🔥

yourusername 🙈 Had to show them how it’s done lol

jackharlow 😮 I just know you’re going in hard as hell baby

yourusername I’m trying lol 😆

ynupdates What can’t she do? She does bachata, trap, rap, reggae, reguetón. That’s queen right there

yourusername You guys are too good to me 🥺🫶🏻

champagnepapi Ok let’s hit the studio together.

jackharlow NO STAY AWAY DRAKEY POOH

yourbestiename Lmaooo 😆💀 only we can call him that

champagnepapi Agreed, only them two ladies, hell, they’re the only people that can call me that 💀

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jackharlow The best part about my days? Having FaceTime calls with my kids, either Mia is telling me all about her day, or EZ is just waiting for a bedtime story. Talking to them before bed is my all time favorite 💜💙

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yourusername Papi 🥺🫶🏻 they’re definitely missing you, but we’ll join you soon.

jackharlow Counting down the days

claybornharlow Babies 🥺

urbanwyatt Mia: “dada why you wetting ppl u silly” 💀😂

yourusername I’m telling you we’ve been watching all the videos fans post, obviously we skip the part where he talks about him being hard and loosing his virginity 🙄 & all that nasty shit 😂

jackharlow 😔

jackharlow I’ll makes sure to give little princess and little man a shout out at every show from now on💜💙

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yourusername She wanted plants, have her water them herself then 🤷🏻‍♀️ she also tried to wet me, talking about “let me be silly like my dada” 💀 little man is getting big on me and I can’t handle 🥺 maybe I am ready for another one…….

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cozane 😂😂

urbanwyatt She would lol

jackharlow Yea mami, let her be silly like her dad 😂😂😂🥺🥺 also yes to getting you pregnant again, never have to ask me because I’ll make it happen.

yourusername You don’t understand Jackman, she’s saying what you’re saying 🤦🏻‍♀️ talking about it doesn’t work, little girl knows damn well the hose works perfectly 😂 boyyy sit down, I’m just thinking about it.

jackharlow 😂😂😂 That’s my daughter alright.

claybornharlow 😂😂 never stop sending me videos of them. Hilarious how much she copies Jack and then little man just laughing.

yourusername He doesn’t know what’s going on, he just loves being with his sister 🫶🏻

neelamthadhani Miss that little hyper girl of yours and that little handsome boy.

yourusername Let’s see when that hyper girl gets everyone up and running when we join next month 😆🤭

yourbestiename Having you guys down here because you’re working is a blessing, I missed having y’all near me 😫😫😫

yourusername 🥺🫶🏻 We love you

allabouttheharlows So what you’re sayin is little girl is just like Jack and little man is basically your twin.

jackharlow Yes to everything, but she takes after her mom when it comes to climbing stuff and loving all the animals.

yourusername 🙈 & let them know that you HAAAATE THAAAT!!!!!!

jackharlow I don’t hate it….. its just funny that she will demand to stop anytime she sees any kind of animal to pet it or “free it”

urbanwyatt 😂😂😂 who remembers what she did before we all left???

yourusername How can I forget?

claybornharlow 😂 Jack was lowkey panicking

jackharlow You don’t understand she stays going in that play house and setting the bunny’s free from the “mean” neighbor.

yourbestiename Wait what? Haha why does she say the neighbor is mean? He’s a total hot nice dad!

urbanwyatt you would 😡

claybornharlow Because he keeps the bunny’s in the play house when he doesn’t have his daughters over so she says he’s mean because they’re alone and sad.

yourusername SHE DID NOT HAVE TO TOSS THEM IN EZEKIELS BALL PIT!!!! AND SAY “EAT HIM” 😂💀

jackharlow 😫😫😫

urbanwyatt Your mom says you’re paying for all the headaches you made her go through.

yourusername The typical Mexican saying, everything that you do to your parents, you’ll go through it 100xs worser with your own kids 😫😫😫😫😫 I can confirm lol

yourbestiename 💀💀💀

jackharlow She’s something else that daughter of mine 😂💜

[andreabaideas]

Idea on Who would survive a horror movie/film, DJATS edition

Inspired by Which DJATS character would survive a horror movie? poll by @svvy2003 (tagged).

 I'm writing my own idea About It.

First i'm starting with characters and their horror tropes, and according to those tropes, who would survive, and who wouldnt, also who i would save, if i was allowed, which is difficult, because people has to die in Horror movies. I don't like to kill characters when i write tbh, because i get attached to them, thats the most difficult for me when im writing horror. But It has to be done. My fave genre to write Its murder mystery, because Only one dies (the awful one™) and then the others are ALL suspects because, everyone wanted that fucker dead XD.

Also, the physical look of the actors/ actresses playing those characters in Djats show,  will be the one taken account for the judging, as It affects also in their survival chances (sadly) :

• The groupies (the groupies "going at It" with Billy,  Eddies date the night of the affair with Camila, Graham's beach date...etc).

- Their horror trope : Hot "silly and slutty" girl (as horror writers judge them to be...🙄). 

- Chances of Survival : Nope, 🎶nopity noopeee🎶 = 0%. They get instantly gruesomely killed, with unnecessary nakedness (shower or crappy sex scenes).

-Opinion : I hate the trope Its sexist as fuck, but Horror movies wouldnt allow saving too many people, because horror=death, so...They die.

• Lisa Crowne 

-Her horror trope : the hot sweet girl. 

-Chances of Survival: very low 10%-20% . 

Its the female sexy (non slutty) girly girl.  Sometimes plans the loss of her virginity , in teen slashers. Writers logic in horror Its : Sweet sexy likeable feminine girl = dies 🙄. Her death Its sudden & tragic, as everyone likes her , her demise always makes you gasp. Usually the first one to die of the group, or the second one, if any of the groupies was a girlfriend of a group member. The Sweet sexy one dies just before the wise one dies,  and Its the "Shit just got real moment". 

I would like to save her, cause i LOVE her, but her death Its necessary for horror & drama 😭

• Graham Dunne (also adding Tobías here, they have similar vibes) 

- Horror trope: the cute loveable guy, sort of little brother for everyone. Sometimes he also gets the trope of final girl's best friend / tough chick complicated boyfried, who crushes on the final girl. 

- Chances of Survival: very low = 5% to 10%. Hes young, cute, a guy that everyone likes and is younger brother for someone more prominent or dominant, so...As writers love the drama, he gets killed soon, and Its one of the characters that we care about. He dies, right after the groupies, and the Sweet sexy girl,  but way before the wise one and other characters. This character death usually is a catalyst, so.. Its necessary 😭

• Warren Rojas

-His horror trope : the Funny one.

-Chances of Survival: very low = 5% to 10%. The funny character usually lives just to survive the wise one, towards the middle of the movie. He gives some comic relief, and youre sad for him later.  Its death Its usually short and less explicit. 

In this case, sadly, he's even more fucked, cause he's latino,and he's affected by the racist and disgusting "no pocs alive at the end" trope (popular between the 70's to the 2000's) present at many horror films,still nowadays...He dies. 

Again, i dont want him dead, I dont want to perpetuate this trope, I just dont...But the funny one needs to die, to break the audiences Hearts 😭

• Teddy Price ( add Billy's and Graham's mom / Camila's mom here, same vibes.)

- The horror trope: wise one paternal/ maternal figure, loved by everyone.   

- Chances of Survival: very low = 10% to 20%. Dies killed in a tragic and epic scene, towards the middle of the movie, probably sacrificing for the rest of the group, maybe because the awful one™ actions. 

-Racism in this case doesn't matter (thank God!!) but just because of the ageism trope (😭) , if you're older than 50... you die, period. (The walking dead, im looking at you!!😡) 

- I would like to save him/them, as i dont like killing off characters. Having said that, that death in a horror story Its very sad but very fitting, would probably die saving Billy.  Devastating one 😭😭😭

• Rod Reyes.

- Horror trope: cool protector "older than the rest" but "still young and hot enough" figure. This character is epic, smart and hot all in one.  Example:  In vampire movies he/she is the cool vampire Hunter, second smarter after the wise one™.

- Chances of Survival: low to moderate = 25%-50%. He usually dies, towards the end of the movie, and his death Its the catalyst of the evil thingy demise and / or the final girl wake up call (many times Its the final girl's older brother/sister or stranged after divorce father, so yeah).  Other times this character survives, but mauled... But in that scenario, at least they get to live (yayy!!). Rod is gay, so written by stereorypical writers, he may get affected by the disgusting "bury your gays" trope STILL common in movies/TV...what the fuck!!! (Deathtrap, Halloween kills, Scream 4...)

-I would like to save him...So he:  1- lives heavily mauled 2- if he really needs to die to adjust survivor numbers...Then he dies an epic death saving people, thus leaving us devastated (think the typical explosion with a big group of zombies surrounding the group, after being bitten himself).

• Eddie Roundtree

-His horror trope : the annoying one, aka The one who always complains and doesn't help at all. 

-Chances of Survival: None, 🎶nopity, nopeeee🎶=  0% to 10%. 

The annoying one always dies, usually when he/ she stops being annoying and start being reasonable/nice (arc redemption of sorts??) then...he/ she dies towards the middle to the end. Right after the Funny one. People feel sad, because they die just when they started to get likeable . 

-As i said, dont like killing, but Eddie goes down 😟

• Nicky (Niccolo) Fitzpatrick- Argento

-His horror trope : the awful one™ aka the one everyone hates , absolutely everyone. May actually be the killer in some teen slashers (Scream). He always fucks everything up, doesn't go with the plan,  gets someone killed because of It (tough chick or wise one), Its a fucking coward (see Train to Busan's Yon-suk) , may or may not be obsessed with the final girl  (Scream again). This IS the one you want to die during the film.

-Chance of survival: Even less than None, 🎶Nope nopity nopeeee 🎶 =  - 100% to 0% 😈.  Always has the most gruesome death, to make people slightly happier after breaking their hearts too many times with the rest of deaths. Its also the death we always remember as "holly bloody awesome" when we remember the film, this is where writers puts most of their creative artistic sadism into action... And let's face it, its way more satisfying than It should be.

Because Nicky Its the fucking worse, He dies a horrible death. Byeee!!

• Bernie 

-Her horror trope : the nice sporty boyfriend/girfriend for another character.

-Chance of Survival: No, 🎶nopity Nope🎶 0% to 5%. This character, like smart sexy girl and lovey boy, IS designed to die and break our Hearts, always. Plus, in Bernie's case.. In a horror, being black and lesbian ("Vásquez always dies" + "no poc at the end" : Land of the death, The hollow child, the descent, the ridge grave Girls, killing Eve...) with the usual writers, that inhabit fiction (horror)...Lets face it, she's screwed. 

-I would like to save her, shes fit and strong, i hate tropes, So she:  1- lives heavily mauled. 2- if she really needs to die (like Rod before) to adjust survivor numbers...Then she dies an epic death saving people, thus leaving us devastated (see Rods death before) . In this case she dies saving Simone 😭 probably from one of Nickys fucked up actions.

• Simone Jackson

-Her trope : best female friend of the final girl. 

-Chance of survival: moderate to high = 50% to 100%. Tricky, if Its written by old times male writers, she as a black woman and a lesbian...you already know the tropes. But , if Its written by modern times cool writers (see Hell Fest movie) she survives, maybe hurt/ mauled, but does live. That type of character death follows the tear jecker trope (like lovely boy and Sweet sexy girl) 

-I would definitely save her, be It mauled or healthy, but she gets to live. No doubt on that one.  She will survive. Period.

 • Julia Dunne (add Daisy's daughter and Graham's kids too) 

-Horror trope : daughter/ younger sister of the Hero and or the final girl (when is a baby/ kid). If teen or adult, she gets "smart nerdy girl, too clumsy to survive alone" trope. Either case, "damsel in distress" trope.  

-Chance of survival: low to high= 25% to 80% 

This one was the most complicated to me.  Because if we write her as an Adult, then she dies in the Hero or Final Girl's arms, to add drama, or had survived after enduring horrifying torture/trauma at the villains hands. 

If Its a kid...

 1 - if Its written by old school writers (the walking dead comic , plenty of writers till the 90's) then kid/baby lives.

 2 - But if Its new school writers (see the Walking Dead TV show or Game of Thrones to see what i mean) she dies as a kid too. And we bawl our eyes out 😭😭😭😭😭😭. 

I really want to save Julia and the other kids too . If Its a baby/ kid  written by me, then Its safe, i refuse to kill kids in my stories, period. 

If Its Adult... i dont know, may sacrifice her/them to save another person ? Julia definitely would die for others. Depends on the story and genre,. 

To me as Adult, Julia survives (mauled) saved by Billy. The kids (Daisy's an Graham's) lives, saved by parents. No kid dies here agenda Its Alive and well.

• Billy Dunne

- His horror trope: the tortured hero™ ,  he's the hot main man all Girls want.  Also Its 1 -the final girl love interest, in which they either dont get along at first or are dramatic exes (Daisy)  2-  are a very in love couple in a huge crisis, always because of him (Camila). 

In the first scenario they fall (or fall again) in love and defeat the evil. 

Second one, they survive and reinforce their relationship (what happened in Djats, but im digressing) 

- Chance of survival: moderate to high = 50% to 100%. Its tricky, because , for one part, Billy its physically hot and fit, also brave, and we all know for sure he does know how to fight/ throw a good puch. He's a badass. If he were the main character and got to have "before the 90's writers",  he survives 100% (see original Evil Dead series), but if he is the final girl's love interest.. he gets mauled or he dies for her safety, and you all know that Billy would die for those he loves (Julia , Camila, Daisy, Graham, Teddy...)

Its one of the few things that Billy Dunne has in common with Sam Claflin's other most popular character : Finnick O'dair. They both would absolutely die for those they love without hesitation.  

Against his survival, there's also... that he is played by Sam Claflin (my beloved❤️) who dies a lot in films ,at the point of being this generation's Sean Bean...😭. I've seen him die more than I can bear... Anyway, because i am not objective , as I love Sam, and i like Billy, i want him to survive, but as writers like to make him suffer, I'm writing him to survive mauled,  but very much alive (yaayyy!!!) *cough learn Suzanne Collins cough*.

• Karen Sirko 

- Her trope: tough chick. 

If Its a secondary character Its usually sidelined. As main character , she shines and saves the day. 

- Chances of Survival: moderate to high =  50% to 100%.  Depends, again,  if Its secondary, then chances are lower (Vasquez always dies trope) But if shes the main, she survives. Also in her case, depends of the horror genre, in Sci-fi shes the absolute main character, and the final girl (see Alien, Karen = Ripley, for real) if Its zombie apocalypse/ Vampires/ werewolves etc fights greatly, but dies in the end (Land of the dead) But if she's secondary and in slasher, she doesn't get a chance, and dies towards the end, because of the awful one character coward actions. Also... she's blonde , they dont do well in horror films. 

- I would try my hardest to save her, but only if the story works. If not, then Epic death (Rod + Bernie) might be required. 

• Camila Dunne / Camila Álvarez 

-Her trope : She has plenty. 

1- THE FINAL GIRL (before the 90's).

2- Perfect girlfriend/ wife or tortured hero™ (Billy).

3- Dream girl, too perfect for being real and Too good for this world. 

-Chances of Survival: low to very high = 30% to 100%. 

1- If Its old time writers (or gothic fiction) and she's the main one, she survives, she's what all Girls should aspire to be, the males LOVE her...Survives 100%. 

2- Old times writers... But Billy IS the main one: 

a) She survives with him as the LOVE interest who was on crisis with him, but forgives him, and end Up together, marrying (thats why i used her maid surname before) = 100% Survival ❤️

b) She is the girlfriend / wife of "avenging tortured hero boyfriend", after a R&R movie scenario, and dies just for the "man-pain" trope : The Crow , Death Wish (Camila Morrone appears on that one playing Julia's trope role), The Punisher, Mandy, Seeing Justice...Then dies 100%😭

3- New time writers totally kill her type of girl, for shock / drama factor , maybe make her be slightly mean or manipulative to that other "not-like-other-Girls" modern final girl (you know Who i mean), to get that one they like better with the male Hero (*cough literally Taylor Jenkins Reid* and cough *Hello Sunshine writers cough*). 

In her favor : she's Hot and brunette. Brunettes are the winning ones usually. Against her : she's latina (poc dies trope, remember?) and is considered slutty(!?) by some audiences for her affair thing with Eddie / the Guy she has a Crush in high school!!! ...Dont go to Twitter / X ever...Seriously, don't. Save yourself the headache, that i just got yesterday.

- I would try to save her without hesitation, tbh. If she has to die (numbers adjustement) , then she resurfaces as a Ghost and Its the narrator of the story. Period. I dont give a damn anymore. She gets to exist...Still better than what canon did for her, tbh. 

• Daisy Jones

- Her trope : Also plenty. 

1- Modern (90's to nowadays) main girl or final girl aka ~🎶 Not-like-other-Girls™ ✨~ : Slightly insane but unique, feminine But not too much, whimsical, ethereal, but lonely... Its usually written by modern writers (female). Very present at indie movies, romcom, romance in general and Young Adult ex: Twilight's Bella Swan anyone??? Daisy Jones reminds me a lot to Bella Swan: gets everything she wants, does mostly fuck up , she is "Not-like-other-Girls™ ", both have terrible moms . And somehow , they get EVERYONE'S love...Tell me Daisy isn't like that !!!  I love her, dont get me wrong, But let's be honest here...That IS Daisy's trope.

2- Possessed by evil entity , because...Well, because....Just because she is a redhead!!!???😱 Apparently demons dig possessing redheaded girls , at least according to horror writers 🙄.

And if you are a woman with mental health issues then...Welcome to "woman with mental health issues= Evil woman" trope. Its still present at fiction nowadays (sadly) Ex: Evil Dead (2013) most Lifetime movies about evil women.

3- Hidden real Evil one, either a Witch, Vampire or a human mastermind killer. She is hot and redhead, I theorize that horror writers hates redheaded pretty women, because they have been rejected by redhead women (as they should) and those men are bitter now...🤣 Proof of the theory Its that there's way too many examples to count here...

-Chances of Survival: high to very high = 75% to 100%. 

Let's face It , the series are called Daisy Jones and the Six for a reason, she IS charismatic as fuck, the girl has main character energy in spades,which means that she has a "Big as the Everest" sized plot armor. 

I also am old enough and have read enough to recognise that thick plot armor when i see It, Daisy has It , I mean : 

1- Dont die of overdose in book nor in the show, 

2- As older woman was healthy and still Hot...After that extreme drug use???! Come on!

3- She also got :

clean / sober,

cute little daughter (serie) ,

brilliant career writing (book) / singing (serie)

The hot Guy™ tortured hero aka Billy too!!!! (Book implied, Serie explicitly seen at the end). 

So, if she can survive the drugs adiction with 0 to no consequences...Then she survives whatever you do to her...she IS unkillable. 

Thats It, i guess. Sorry for the long rant. Feel free to share your opinions or theories about horror and the tropes.

Have a nice day!! 😊☺️

[neopuppy]

omg wait wait i remember now!!😭 it wasnt u who posted the armpit one it was boybreed(i think u guys are mutuals? u had rly similar content so i got confused lol). this is a rly old screencap i somehow still have on my phone thank god i dont delete shit😍 i think they also mentioned something about how their astro sign related to all of this?💀

anyway i also kinda remember their hate anon to u but it's way less vivid in my mind😭😭

-haechans armpit anon who's not anon anymore cus i gotta send the pic😞

my messy ass will reply to this bc jcjsjdjxjxjjxc NOW I REMEMBER🤣

I defended boybreed here bc amorajae had been sending me anon hate bc of her friend who I have blocked

the tea: when I started gaining a little popularity on here these group of nct writers decided to come for me. first this girl sent me an ESSAY of a message blaming me for triggering her SA trauma bc y/n didn’t enjoy the sex with Jaemin in Hot Sauce pt3, and if I could re-write it to fix that because YOUNG READERS(pretty sure she said minors), could get the wrong idea abt what enjoyable sex should feel like💀😭

she said herself in the message that she saw it labeled dubcon and still chose to read knowing she wasn’t comfortable with that and when I apologized and asked how to better warn it she didnt give me an answer lmao, and continued to shade me for writing dubcon/noncon on her account along with her little minion group.

I actually told oomf about this experience recently and I too still have screenshots from these times😁 in case anyone wants to try me again bc I DID ask a few other nct writers to read Jaemin’s part and give me their thoughts after this and every one of them said it read exactly as I warned it💀

these group of little minions really gave me such a hard time back then, so when I saw that happening to boybreed I was like NOT COOL!!!!! like who the hell made anyone here the morality police that can dictate someones horny thoughts on their own account???🙄

I was rly quiet abt how those people used to pick on me back then bc I don’t like drama but now I’m like hey if u wanna bother me…..I’m going to make sure everyone!!!! knows it😤

[somethingoriginal127]

i want to have a rant about the most unimportant thing in the world (this is going to be kind long so do what you will.)

what is with that trend that was happening where everyone started pretending we misinterpreted television show characters when really you just refuse to say you like a problematic character/ship??

i since her debut have LOVED sharpay evans to the moon and back. she’s pretty, she’s flashy, she’s fun, she is the drama. however, you are not going to convince me gabriella was the true villain of hsm and not her. like genuinely what are you people talking about she tried to steal troy for shits and giggles and was literally just jealous of gabriella because she didn’t try and still got picked. just because you feel bad for sharpay doesn’t mean she didn’t treat gabriella like shit unprovoked hello?? you’re still allowed to say you liked her?😭it’s not that serious.

NEXT idgaf how toxic they may have been down the line whatever you did not like dean and alex more than mason and alex. you. are. a. liar. dean was NOT better boyfriend. everytime i see someone say mason was so incredibly toxic and she should’ve just stayed with dean 4 of my brain cells shrivel up and die. (couldn’t even find a dean gif bc that’s how little he spoke to alex)

mason acted a fool TWICE in that relationship and they dated a long ass time and i know you don’t remember why her and dean broke up, let me spread the news: HE PAYED NO ATTENTION TO HER THEY WERE BARELY DATING😭

he treated her like a homie, didn’t prioritize her and they basically .. weren’t a couple. do you know who can relate to that? IDK BUT ITS NOT MASON GREYBACK🙄

how are you guys forgetting that the cuntiest disney protagonist who has never demanded anything less than princess treatment since her debut had a boyfriend who couldn’t deliver broke up with him immediately and made the next bf obsessed. put some respect on her name ?? it’s her whole brand ?? alex only hangs out w mfs who will wait on her hand and foot and reinforce her selfish behavior! duh! (she’s my favorite disney channel character of all time btw like raised me from the ground up)

now he (mason) did fuck up with the juliet thing (but that was like kind of a supernatural reflex thing) and being a flake in the end when he was mad at alex but i’m sorry dean was not even almost a better boyfriend than him. the only reason you’ve deluded yourself into thinking so is because someone on the internet said so and because you can’t remember a single dean and alex fight (the reason you can’t is because they didn’t talk to each other)

next : beck was not more toxic jade sorry idgaf. he was slightly too friendly with other girls but i would be too if my girlfriend made me that miserable like she was so so so evil to him all the time.

tori also did not have jade’s bullying coming jade like always was mean to her unprovoked. you can’t change the narrative just because you hate tori and love jade?

doesn’t matter to me though i loved beck and jade even though they were toxic. 8 year old me thought they were so entertaining.

^i thought this was peak romance idk

those are my hot takes that weren’t considered hot takes a decade ago. ty for reading if you did so. <3

[sugartitzblah]

What’s your opinions on wrestler Cartman???? 👀

Please if you let me ramble about him and wrestling in general I WOULD

when i first started reading south park on tumblr you were probably the first blog i’ve encountered and let me tell you that i’m so in love w wrestler cartman omg!!

he’s so baby girl (he would call me a slur)

no thoughts, just laying in between his meaty thighs, i would let him crush me with his thighs tbh

people perceive cartman like this musty crusty discord mod but hello!? i think he takes great care of himself he’s a narcissist little bitch, i just know that he has this step by step long ass skincare routine, he just looks musty and sweaty after his wrestling matches but that’s lowkey hot 🙄

HE ISN’T AWARE OF HIS SIZE, he would lay down on top of you without realizing that you’re having a hard time breathing because of his weight on your body or when he grips firmly on your skin, he tends to leave bruises on your

he totally had heard of size kink and when he realizes of the size differences between you and him he goes absolutely feral, it’s like an ego bust knowing that he can manhandle you so easily

HEAR ME OUT!! he does this airport dad pose every time; hands on hips and standing still!

breeding kink‼️

he would be a good father, he said so many times that he hates little kids bc they’re musty and have sticky fingers but if you have a little sister or brother he would lowkey have a sweet spot for them!?!?!

HE’S SO GENTLE WHEN IT COMES TO CATS!!!! oh but when it comes to you he fucks your brains out

rarely calls u pet names bc he thinks it’s corny and gets the ick easily, maybe he’ll call you babe but prefers to call you by your name

big on pda bc he wants everyone to know that you’re his, before his wrestling games he would follow you around like a lost puppy, his arms wrapped around your waist and not letting u go!!!!

do not have pillow fights w him we will send u flying to another galaxy

loves when you ask him for piggyback rides, he picks you up so easily nnnnggnnhngnhnhng (size king going feral again)

he also picks you up and walks around with you hanging from his shoulder like you were some sack of potatoes

everyone calls him cartman but he loves whenever you call him by his name

i went to far, please take my phone away from me but yeah i’m in love with wrestler cartman pls feel free to ramble about him in general w me 🤭

[the-royal-teacup]

Get ready a teacup rant incoming…

Meghan Markle is a bitter Betty, I mean we’ve known this right? But this podcast just proves it with every new episode. She talks about raising women up and celebrating women, but her podcast is just a way for her to beat down other women and use it as a guise as calling out ‘stereotypes’.

When in reality she’s using it to beat down all the people and the entertainment industry that didn’t want her. They didn’t want you Markle, because you can’t act. If you wanted to be taken seriously, then joining Hollywood and taking any role you could get, thinking it would land you the big a-list roles was the wrong way to go because execs see that you were willing to do anything, desperate to be a part of Hollywood and they immediately dismiss you. Well, that and they probably saw your wooden acting! 😂

So, now we’re calling out the word ‘bimbo’ and ‘dumb blonde’ with the woman, Paris Hilton, that built her entire empire on being the ‘dumb blonde’ that was all The Simple Life was about, two ‘dumb’ socialite blondes, who had lived a ‘sheltered’ life and had no clue about ‘normal’ life. Paris Hilton built an entire career around this persona, and still cashes in on it today, so perhaps the wrong person to chat about the word ‘bimbo’. Well, that’s if she let her even get a word in edge ways! 🙄

And Reese Witherspoon, calling out Legally Blonde? How very dare you. Elle Woods was more than just a ‘dumb blonde’ and she proved she had more to her than just her looks and blonde hair, that was the point of the bloody movie in the end, that you shouldn’t underestimate people, especially women who are pretty and you think are ‘dumb’ just because they’re blonde or have a high pitched voice or whatever. Elle used the dumb blonde thing to her advantage, people underestimated her and she proved them all wrong. Did she miss the whole point of the movie? Obviously.

But this isn’t about movies or words, it’s about Meghan bitter Betty Markle, getting her ‘revenge’ on Hollywood and all the people that ‘ignored’ her. Hell, she invited Reese Witherspoon to her wedding and Reese denied the invite because she had no idea who she was and why she’d been invited to the wedding! She was invited because Markle thought her wedding was the perfect stepping stone to being accepted into the Hollywood life she had always craved. So, because Reese ignored her, she’s now using her podcast to call her out in a roundabout way, for taking ‘dumb’ roles? Pathetic, truly pathetic. Reese has a career that spans decades, and she’s done more than just take any role she can get her hands on.

So, now we have Markle flipping the script so to speak and she never wanted to be a part of all Hollywood type casting, she hated being cast as the ‘dumb’ ‘sexy’ ‘hot girl’ and was just basically forced to do all those roles, and be a brief case girl, obviously. It had nothing to with Meghan wanting to be a part of the in the in crowd, getting big roles and hob nobbing with the rich and elite of Hollywood, no, no, not at all, of course not how very dare you suggest such a thing!

Everything she does is calculated. She jumps on everything, even if it’s going over her past and calling out the world she so craved to be a part of hoping this time it will be the one thing that everyone agrees with her on, including all those a-listers she so longed to be accepted by, thinking they’ll all bow down to her and go ‘oh, Meghan, you’re so right. Oh you’re so wise and wonderful, teach us your ways’. When in reality they think you’re even more of an absolute dick and want to tell you where to shove your woke bullshit. 🖕🏻

She goes about it, preaching and being condescending, with an undertone of nastiness and bitchiness in everything she does and says. The woman is a walking talking contradiction and a massive hypocrite, because if one of those ‘dumb’ roles had gotten her the a-list millionaire lifestyle she craved, then she wouldn’t be using it as a trash talking point on her shitty podcast.

Hey, Meghan, had you not been able to con a dopey Prince into marrying you, you’d be still taking those ‘dumb’ roles and showing off your body because that is the only roles you were good for and it has nothing to do with you being a woman and them cast typing you, it’s to do with the fact that you are and were a shit actress. Many women in Hollywood move on to different and serious roles after playing the ‘dumb’ of ‘hot girl’, but you got cast typed as that, because you had no acting skills and still don’t.

In a way, and if it wasn’t Markle, I’d get her point and it would be a good point. Women are and were type cast in certain ways, especially in the early 2000’s, but things have changed since then, if she had pointed this out and how many women have stood up against that and started their own production company’s *ahem* Reese Witherspoon *ahem* and are making women led projects that make an impact, but of course she wouldn’t make this a talking point would she? Because she’s jealous of the women that have carved a different path in Hollywood, and have paved the way for other young women to have a different start in their careers, instead of having to take any role going and play the ‘dumb/hot/sexy’ girl roles, because no one did this for her. Jealousy, it’s all jealousy with her.

But, then, everything is always everyone else’s fault and not yours, right? It was The Royal Family, the newspapers, the British people and now it’s all your past and how wrong everything was there and it was everyone else’s fault, not you as a human using your brain and saying no, I won’t be that woman. Why? Because you wanted an easy entry into the celeb world and we all know it.

Nothing will ever be good enough for this woman and she will find fault in everything and everyone, but never herself, nothing is ever her fault!

This is why she does these podcasts and everything else, she uses it to push buttons, we all know it. She doesn’t actually care about women and how they’re portrayed, it’s just to keep people talking about her. She’s a cunning conniving bitch, doing whatever it takes to keep herself relevant and talked about!

End of rant. Sorry if this is all mixed up and all over the place! I couldn’t stop the tangent! 😳

[evansbby]

JUST READ WG 2 AND GIRLL I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS. First off, good on my girl for not texting Ari back and having an actual spine🤬🤬 (even if she did her manipulated like 5 seconds later but I'm just happy she stood for herself.) And then the whole thing with Curtis, I thought it was kinda cute but then I got turned off cause he left so easily. Like is Ari your daddy or what? The smut was sooo filthy in this chapter. He's such an asshole but I loved how possessive he was of her. I wanted to punch his handsome face and kiss it at the same time. He's literally such a bitch. Leaving her like that after he fucked her in front of everyone. I mean he did clean her up this time and they had a cute little moment and he was clearly a teeny bit hesitant to leave her for Sharon for a moment. BUT HE STILL DID. ASSHOLE. I absolutely hate him for that🙄🙄

BUTTT when Steve arrived omg. I love how he babies her sm and ugh, I'm just imagining tall, blonde, handsome Steve saving her from Ari. Ari getting so jealous over seeing her a guy who can finally compete w him was so satisfying. Like we have options too. And I ❤️ how clearly Steve paid some dude to act like an Uber and drive back to her place and made her sit on his lap and made her shut up abt Ari. Now maybe I'm biased but ughhh I want him for her so bad, like he treats her so well from the get go and isn't an ass like Ari. When he said "if u were my girl u wouldn't be able to step a foot in this party let alone be left alone unattended" I literally folded. And when he gave her his jacket and told her to hand it up where everyone else can see?????? I hope Ari sees that shit and loses it.

in all honesty, I'm still rooting for my daddy Ari 😭 but idk he's such a bitch but I feel like HE CAN CHANGE. Maybe if he really tries. I need him to!! I want him to realize that he wants her and beg for her forgiveness but at the same time, I want to see him suffer cause tbh he doesn't deserve her.

Thank u for the delicious fic again girlie, this literally made my morning

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Omg shower anon!!! Thank you for reading!!! And sending this feedback!!🩷🩷🩷🙏🏼🙏🏼

Firstly yes, reader had a spine and didn’t text Ari back and I love that for her despite the fact that she proceeded to fall into his trap at the party anyways😂😭

And bahahaha you’re so right like WHY did Curtis back off so easily SKSJSKAK but it’s bc Ari is the leader of the group and they all respect him and so Curtis wouldn’t really go after Ari’s girl (he was pushing it tho, I think he enjoyed playing with her)

Now the Ari public party smut was meant to be filthy and nobody has commented on the things he was saying 😭😭 like bro really lost it with the “you wish sharon was watching us don’t you” 💀💀💀💀 BUT READER LIKED IT aksjskskak

And okay so the Steve part! So the guy actually WAS an Uber driver, Steve just paid him not to say anything while he made reader ride him in the backseat 😂 like a little extra tip for the driver to be silent and mind his business ajsjsjaja these guys are DARK yall 😭😭

Now bestie I wouldn’t say Steve “treats her well” seeing as he’s got subtle dark, dangerous moments throughout AND he also manipulates her and takes advantage of her… almost like he’s got an ulterior motive 🤔 bUT YES HE IS AS OF RIGHT NOW LESS OF AN ASS THAN ARI SO I GET YOUUU

but shower anon ily for still rooting for Ari!!! Only bc it’s nice to have some variety and seems like most others are rooting for Steve!! Which is good, I needed people to root for him too, that’s why I wrote him to be so dark dangerous and hot 🤭🤭