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Merlin, about Bastet!Freya: Getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. Like, they saw you and went, "yeah, there's love in there."
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Watching (the Adventures of) Merlin season one on Netflix
Episode One: The Dragon's Call
. . . I feel like going to the capital of the kingdom indiscriminately slaughtering magic users wasn't the best idea.
Why? Well, that guy did just get executed.
And now his mom is mad. You tell that sorry excuse for a king, witch lady.
I don't like Uther, in case it was unclear.
Wait... if you could teleport why not just grab your son and ditch before he loses his head? Literally.
Oh, wow. Arthur is a dick.
Morgana. We have no choice but to stan tbh.
Dragon, you're really rubbing me the wrong way.
That's right Merlin! We need more than Because Destiny Says So!
Where did the spiderwebs come from? That sleeping spell gives me Sleeping Beauty vibes.
Ah, yes. The old drop-the- chandelier-on-the-villain trick. :(
If she went after Uther instead of Arthur I would have no complaints.
Manservant? You call that a reward for saving your son?
Episode Two: Valiant
Snake!Shield
Oh, he's gonna- Yup, dead. That's what happens when you deal with knights who cheat.
Where did that guy even get a magic shield in the first place?
Is there a thriving magic black market or something?
I love Guin.
. . . I feel like Sir Valiant didn't think this through. If bite marks are visible.
Ugh, you're the worst Uther.
It's only the second episode! Did you forget who saved your son already?
Stop being a jerk Arthur.
Lol. Merlin bringing a dog statue to life in order to practice for the Snake!Shield.
Bye Valiant!
Episode Three: The Mark of Nimueh
Whatcha up to with that egg, new witch lady?
You gonna poison the water of all of Camelot? Seems like a jerk move.
Dang that's a lot of dead bodies...
No, I like Guin's dad!
Yes! Cure him Merlin!
No! Stop arresting Guin, Uther!
You tell him, Morgana!
That plague monster that hatched from witch lady's egg is creepy.
Dead monster!
Arthur is kinda oblivious to Merlin's magic ngl.
Yay! Guin's free!
What do you know about witch lady Nimueh, Uther? Hmm? Why she want you dead? Besides the obvious reasons.
Episode Four: The Poisoned Chalice
Wow, Nimueh really doesn't like Merlin saving the day.
Wow, Nimueh really orchestrated an entire diplomatic incident in order to kill Merlin while also ensuring Camelot is destroyed by its neighbor. Impressive.
I really like Merlin and Guin's friendship.
Dang. Merlin really drank poison in order to save Arthur.
Merlin saved Arthur's life, Uther! Let him return the favor!
Oh, wow. Arthur really disobeyed his father in order to save Merlin's life.
I didn't know Merlin could cast spells while deathly delirious. And several miles away from him too.
Uther you b****! The antidote is right there! Let Arthur save his friend!
Putting your own son in a cell is such a jerk move.
At least Arthur and Guin manage to sneak the antidote to Merlin.
Quick aside: Internet spoilers say Uther needs to die for Arthur to complete his himbofication- I mean character development. So, if you could get on with that? Thanks!
Episode Five: Lancelot
Wow, that's a very CGI griffin.
Lancelot is so precious- Uh, I mean effective! Saving Merlin and all.
I know, Guin. I know.
Always thought it was a stupid rule to only let nobles be knights.
You're really going to commit magical forgery for someone you just met, Merlin?
I mean, Lancelot is earnest, hardworking, modest, kind despite his tragic backstory and it's his childhood dream to be a knight...
Yeah, I'd commit magical forgery too.
Lol, knocked you on your ass didn't he Arthur? (The second time at least)
I don't remember griffins being man-eaters!
Uther stop arresting people! Ugh, you're such a classist.
Let Lancelot help fight the griffin, Arthur! You need all the help you can get!
Well okay letting him go was nice of you.
Lancelot-Merlin tag team!
Wow. Lancelot really strode in with Camelot's singular braincell by figuring out Merlin has magic.
(The bar is low, okay.)
No, don't take away the braincell! Stay! The griffin was a team effort!
Okay, Lancelot's lawful good tendencies are a little annoying but, hey, nobody's perfect.
Episode Six: A Remedy to Cure All Ills
Edwin, no. Leave Morgana alone.
Oh, beetles! Curse beetles! That's not creepy at all.
Gaius how do you know Edwin?
What diabolical plot are you hatching Edwin? Oh, you're replacing Gaius in the royal court. That's kinda rude.
Merlin's so happy meeting another magic user that isn't trying to kill him (yet).
Le gasp! Uther's purge killed Edwin's parents? WhO cOuLd HaVe fOreSeEn tHis!?
But seriously. No wonder Edwin wants Uther dead.
I know Edwin blackmailed Gaius with exposing Merlin but he also wants to kill Uther!
That gives him a pass in my book.
Gaius no. Let Uther die.
Edwin stop trying to kill Gaius! You're going to-
Yup, here comes Merlin and-
Edwin's dead :(
Well he was trying to overthrow the kingdom. That's... bad... I guess.
Episode Seven: The Gates of Avalon
That title is misleading. It's more of a natural portal/magic lake type thing.
Arthur saves a father and daughter from bandits (Which they hired but shhh)
And they immediately try to put a love spell on Arthur
For human sacrifice purposes of course
Idk why the Sidhe want a human prince's soul -look at him, you don't know where he's been- but that's the price for readmission
I wonder how the dad killed one of his own kind? Was it an accident or...?
Exiling the daughter too makes me suspicious of Avalon's justice system
Evil laugh is a bit out of place for someone who is trying to restore his daughter's immortality
(They are so whiny about being mortal. Hey, we put up with it all the time!)
The fairy-like Sidhe moving in accelerated time so they just look like tiny orbs of light was an interesting touch. The blue faces and razor sharp teeth is not a good look for them, lol
They make Arthur ask to be married ('cause it takes a while for the love spell to go into full blown mind control or something)
Prompting Uther to threaten to kill both of them
(I feel like they didn't think this through)
Morgana admonishes Uther for being the worst
He replies that first love rarely lasts and that Arthur is inexperienced in such things. Plus that Arthur only met the girl yesterday
... I can't believe Uther is the voice of reason this episode
He doesn't get any points though. Due to the whole "threatening to execution his son's 'crush' " thing
The daughter is having second thoughts about using Arthur as a human sacrifice
Dear old dad puts those to rest and they try drowning Arthur in the lake that is/is the portal to, Avalon
Merlin's really leaning into the whole "Cool motive. Still murder.", thing huh?
Like, he did NOT hesitate to blow up both of them
Episode Eight: The Beginning of the End
Why do magic users keep going to Camelot!? The king is trying to KILL YOU!
Wow, this grown ass man is threatened by a literal child... I hate Uther so much
Morgana is the MVP of this episode. I love her
Protect that druid kid!
I feel like you're being paranoid Uther
You tell him Morgana!
Dragon, no. Stop prophesying death and destruction.
Wow, this grown ass dragon is threatened by a literal child...
Aaaand Morgana got caught sneaking the kid out of the city :(
Uther she is your adopted daughter! Stop putting people in cells!
Arthur is gonna sneak him out now?
While Morgana distracts the king?
Yes, excellent. What could possibly-
Merlin stop listening to that destiny dragon! Hearing his voice in your head is no basis for trust!
Cutting it close... Yay! They made it!
Mordred!? MORDRED!?
THAT little boy is Mordred!?
... Okay, I'm more inclined to believe the destiny dragon now
Still think letting him die would be a dick move
Episode Nine: Excalibur
What're you up to with that tomb Nimueh?
Oh! It's some kind of undead knight. Yes.
Throwing down the gauntlet. Pfft! Always thought that was a stupid idea.
Also: that Black Knight literally crashed your party!
Ugh, knights.
Nimueh if you can just teleport into the heart of Camelot while Uther is alone why don't you just stab him? Grab one of those pointy things he likes so much and stab him in the back. Easy peasy!
Stealing this joke but Don't do evil magic kids. It fries your brain cells.
Wait, the Black Knight is Uther's brother-in-law!?
Arthur's mother died in childbirth!?
Uther asked Nimueh to use her magic so he could have Arthur!?
Equivalent Exchange!?
Uther went on a genocidal rampage because he didn't bother with the instruction manual of ancient and powerful magic!?
Actually, that last one is not surprising at all.
I can't believe they're using the Wife in the Fridge trope. That appliance hasn't even been invented yet!
Ooh, Merlin's going to use his magic to destroy the Black Knight so Arthur doesn't have to fight him
As he's killed two knights already
Aaaaand, yup, he's still there. His cloak didn't even catch fire...
Arthur stop being a bastard. It doesn't suit you
Dragon forged sword! DRAGON FORGED SWORD!
Only Arthur can wield it. Yup, got it. How could this possibly go wrong?
Uther drugged Arthur and took his place in the fight... I have mixed feelings about this.
Wait, the dragon was very specific about only Arthur using that super special sword! Oh, snap.
Well at least the Black Knight is dead. Again.
Oh, dragon is not happy.
I know the dragon said "where no mortal soul could find it" but are you sure you wanna throw it into Avalon, Merlin?
Those people were gonna suck Arthur's soul out of his body
Episode Ten: The Moment of Truth
The way this episode title just lies to your face like that...
Oh, you're Merlin's mother! Thought we had an anime protagonists type thing going on
I... would like to say Uther is being unreasonable when he decides not to cross borders to get rid of some bandits. But I can totally see everyone hating him so that's a no go.
Lady, you were in a whole different kingdom. Why for the love of Merlin did you send him to Camelot!?
We're off to save the village! Morgana and Guin are coming too!
A wild Arthur appears!
Morgana better at swordplay than Arthur confirmed!
Merlin! I didn't know you had friends!
Granted he's a bit rough around the edges but
Okay. If it were literally anyone else besides Arthur. I'd say he was right about lords and knights being useless snobs.
Actually. He's right about lords and knights being useless snobs. Ah, that felt great.
Wow, the homosexual subtext is strong with this one.
The girls can tell Arthur came for Merlin.
But get your foot out of his face! I don't care how royal it is!
Look at Guin over here calling out Arthur for being a dick
And talking him into letting the women fight. She's on a roll
Aw, Merlin's friend died. :(
And he took credit for Merlin's tornado (so Arthur wouldn't find out about Merlin's magic)
Episode Eleven: The Labyrinth of Gedref
Lol, that unicorn could use a haircut.
No, Arthur. I said a haircut not an arrow to the chest!
Bad things? What kind of bad things Gaius?
Uther what's the point of having an expert in magical lore if you're not going to listen to him!
And all the crops are dead. Fantastic.
I know it's a magic thing but stating outright that the blight only targets edible plants is still really unsettling.
And the water's turned to sand. Great.
Who're you and how come Merlin is the only magic user that can't teleport?
What kind of tests mister Keeper of the Unicorns, sir?
Arthur I know you don't want to believe it's your fault... But it's totally your fault.
Uther no. People are starving.
You tell him Arthur.
Oh, the "theif" was a test!
Aaaaand he failed the second one. :(
Merlin's got a lot of faith in Arthur.
It's interesting how the Keeper can only direct the curse caused by the unicorn's death. Or rather the trials surrounding the curse, but can't break it himself.
Unicorns have some powerful magic.
The Labyrinth was barely on screen for five minutes! Surely something with Unicorn in the title would be more appropriate?
Arthur drinking a poisoned cup so Merlin could live?
That's some strong parallels right there.
The Keeper of the Unicorns is such a troll! Sleeping potion, hah!
The day is saved, Arthur lies to Uther's face about killing the Keeper and the unicorn resurrects itself.
Still needs a haircut though.
Episode Twelve: To Kill the King
Whatcha up to Guin's dad?
Oh that guy isn't suspicious at all.
You didn't think it was shady when he asked to meet in the middle of the night!?
Philosopher's Stone!?
Wow, the guards found him quickly.
What- No! Don't arrest Guin's dad!
Uther, he's a blacksmith! Stop being paranoid!
Will you stop executing people!? That inn keeper didn't know that guy was a dangerous sorcerer!
No, nononononono! He surrendered! Why did you do that!? Guin's father was important to Morgana!
That's why she gave him the key!
Dragon has his priorities straight.
Shut up, Merlin. You literally blew up a father and daughter for trying to kill one(1) person. (No really, you could see their hands flying off.)
Morgana deserves a little murder. As a treat.
Yes! Get him! Kill the bastard!
No! Why would you make GUIN say that!? Who are you and what have you done with Guin!?🔪🔪
UGH, he literally committed genocide!
The "that would make me as bad as he is" DOES NOT APPLY!
What- Oh, he still has the fairy's staff.
No. Stop it! Let Uther die!
Oh, God, Uther is such an abusive piece of GARBAGE!
Stop! Don't fall for it Morgana!
*sees dagger being pushed closer to Uther's "heart"* Yes! Yes! YES!
*Morgana saves him* NO!
NO!
NOOOOOO!
*inarticulate ranting in the background*
Episode Thirteen:
Okay, the cgi might be getting a little better 'cause the Questing Beast is freaky
Old religion? What is that? And how come it's conveniently absent from the previous episodes?
Dang, they really here just casually gaslighting Morgana like that 😡
Merlin you know Morgana has visions! You couldn't have been a little more careful? She warned you. Now look at Arthur, he's got the heroic death disease
Granted that thing does seem like a handful
Why do you only act like a father when it's a matter of life and death? Why can't you be a father literally any other time!?
"The old religion is the magic of the Earth itself."
Well that sounds fascinating, dragon. Are you going to elaborate? No? Later then?
Soooooo, is the old religion actually a religion or is it a magic? It's really unclear...
"You will be a better king than your father could ever hope to be." Guin, you're back!
I expected a place called the Isle of the Blessed to be less... creepy
Nimueh! Whatcha up to girl? Plotting the demise of a kingdom? Not today it seems
Oh there some Equivalent Exchange type nonsense going on is there?
Arthur you were supposed to be in a coma not listening to Guin!
Oh. Oh, no.
Merlin saying goodbye as he prepares to trade his life for his mother's is 😢😭
Wow, that dragon really knew Nimueh would give Merlin's mother the curse and didn't say anything. The little b*****!
No wonder Merlin's mad at him. Stop breathing fire at him! It's your own fault!
Gaius, no! Not the dead mentor trope!
"You stood by and watched as our friends died." Damn, Nimueh isn't pulling her punches.
Merlin vs Nimueh! Ready? Fight!
Anime protagonist power up! Dang, Nimueh's dead... I feel like that wasn't supposed to happen.
At least no one else is dying. Since Nimueh's death appeased the Equivalent Exchange laws of the old religion.
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sxrensxngwrites · 4 years
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“false direction” pt. 2 — cedric diggory x reader
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summary: cedric and cho are the newest couple in school and everyone seems to agree that they were made for each other. everyone except harry and y/n, who are each pining after cho and cedric respectfully.
tags/warnings: fake dating au, reader is any house but Gryffindor, platonic!harry x reader, reader and harry are both a mess, i low key hate this my bad
word count: 1.4k
part one || part two || part three
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Keeping up appearances as Harry's girlfriend was harder than [Y/N] had originally thought.
It was odd having a boy a year younger than her, one that she had always seen as a brother, guiding her around like a well-intentioned puppy. Not only was it odd, it was awkward.  Harry tried his best to act like the whole debacle was normal, but it was easy to tell that he was put off by pretending to be someone's boyfriend.
He now walked her to class and carried her books. He even held her hand when he felt like someone was watching them. She had begun to hang out with him and his friends on trips to Hogsmeade, and not to mention supporting him at every Quidditch match. It would've been a wonder if Cedric and Cho hadn't seen the two at that point.
The Quidditch match between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor had been all anyone had been talking about all week. Whoever won was going on to play against Slytherin in the finals, and the crowds were eager to see the results.
The same excited chatter filled the stadium as it always did, and the seats were nearly filled to bursting. Blue and silver colored scarfs and sweaters decorated one side of the stadium and red and gold the other. The atmosphere of any Quidditch match at Hogwarts was usually above and beyond, and this one wasn't any different.
[Y/N] had taken her seat amongst the heart of the Gryffindor stands, perfectly posed for her facade of supporting Harry. It wasn't like she wouldn't support her friend if they weren't pretending to be a couple, but she might've been sat away from the action if she wasn't.
To complete the illusion, the girl was wearing a Gryffindor sweater. She had borrowed it from Hermione, although the rumors that were circulating said it was Harry's. She smiled in satisfaction, knowing that if who her sweater belonged to was amongst the gossip this week, then perhaps word of her and Harry's "relationship" had reached Cedric and Cho.
Hermione and Ron sat on her right engaged in conversation, but she herself was studying the faces in the stands and keeping her eyes peeking for the one and only Cedric Diggory. They had sat together once or twice before, whenever Cedric wasn't playing. She remembered the times fondly, even if not many words were spoken. She crossed her heart that Cedric would repeat the past and sit with her, although she knew it was a foolish notion. He would probably sit with the Ravenclaw section to support Cho, like she was supporting Harry.
"Whatcha lookin' for?"
She practically jumped out of her own skin when she heard Cedric's voice. He definitely wasn't supposed to be in the Gryffindor cheering section!
"Uh—just watching everyone warm up." [Y/N] covered, her face flushed.
Cedric nodded and turned to look down at the pitch. Luckily, both teams were actually running drills on the pitch before the match began. Cho was currently weaving up and down the field, preparing to catch the snitch. Harry was also on the field, although currently in a huddle with the Weasley twins and Oliver Wood.
[Y/N] looked up from the Gryffindor team and back at Cedric.
"If you don't mind me asking, what brings you up here?" She asked, her palms slightly sweaty.
Cedric chuckled. "I came to sit with Mikey and Curtis like I usually do, but it seems like they decided to clear out." He shifted his glance from the field and onto the girl in the Gryffindor sweater.
"I could ask you the same." He joked, giving the girl a nod. "Last I checked you weren't a Gryffindor."
[Y/N] laughed at that one. She gave the handsome boy a shrug.
"Well I—"
"Wait, lemme guess." Cedric turned his entire body away from the pitch and towards the girl. His brow furrowed and he rubbed his chin as he pretended to theorize. "You and Potter."
She gave him a nod, and watched as he shook his head.
"I'm gonna be honest," He laughed as he leaned over the railing of the stands. "I didn't wanna believe it when I heard it."
What was that supposed to mean? [Y/N] looked at him once more, her own brow furrowed.
"How come?"
"Well, I consider both you and Harry my friends. It just caught me by surprise when I heard about you two being a couple. I didn't know you two really knew each other."
The same could've been said for him and Cho.
"Yeah, we'd talked before. He asked me out to Hogsmeade about two weeks ago." The lie came out of her mouth like clockwork. She'd been telling the story that she and Harry had made up for the past week and a half, but she couldn't help but feel slightly upset telling Cedric. She'd been waiting all this time to plant the seed of her master plan, but it didn't feel right.
"Enough about me." [Y/N] quickly said before her disappointment could seep through the cracks. "What about you and Cho?" She attempted to wag her eyebrows, another sorry attempt to seem lighthearted.
Cedric laughed. Although, one could hardly call it a laugh. More so, he let a puff of hair blow out of his nose.
"We broke up."
Merlin's beard.
[Y/N] stared at Cedric for longer than she'd like to admit. Did she hear him right?
"What happened?" She caught the words flying out of her mouth before she could stop them. "If you don't mind me asking, that is."
Cedric looked up, and the girl next to him could only imagine that he was focused on one of the tiny flags atop one of the Quidditch towers. He exhaled, and [Y/N] could only think about how handsome he was.
"We jumped into it too fast, I suppose. We agreed that we worked better as friends." Cedric looked back down at the girl in the Gryffindor sweater and gave her a smile. "No hard feelings at all, you know?"
Said girl nodded, and suddenly felt very sick to her stomach.
"Let me know what love's like, because I'd love to know."
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[Y/N] quite literally had her face buried in a book on the library table. Her cheek was flush with the pages as she groaned for about the fourth time this hour.
"How could we be so stupid?"
She picked up her head only to throw it back down onto the book once again.
"Why'd you let us do this, Hermione? You're supposed to be the smart one." She continued.
"If I remember correctly, both Ron and I tried to warn you against it." Hermione didn't bat an eye at the girl next to her, and continued to shuffle through book after book.
[Y/N] flopped her head to the left to glare at Hermione. "Hush up."
"So you mean to tell me that not two weeks after you two begin your fake relationship, Cedric and Cho are already broken up?" Ron was leaned up against a bookshelf with his arms crossed, a smug look on his freckled face.
"Yes, exactly that. You don't have to rub it in." Harry grumbled from another chair at the table, his own face propped up against his arm.
"And what's stopping you and Harry from 'breaking up' and getting who you fancy?"
"Because, Ronald." [Y/N] flew up, the bridge of her nose red from where it's been shoved against the book. "The entire castle just found out about Harry and I last week, and it doesn't reflect well on either of us to break up with each other just after Cedric and Cho did. It'd be obvious that we were faking the whole time!"
"Sounds a bit complicated if you ask me." Ron gave a mumble and turned his back on the group, clearly done with the whole ordeal. Whether [Y/N] liked to admit it or not, she was making this more complicated than it needed to be. Sure, her and Harry's egos might be a bit wounded after, but she'd have to toughen up and swallow her pride.
"What are we gonna do, Harry?"
"We've got to end this fast, before it gets too out of control." He nodded. "Before Cedric and Cho change their minds." He joked.
"So it's decided," [Y/N] said to her partner in crime. "You need to break up with me in front of the whole school."
"Agreed."
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ai-katsuu · 4 years
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Jack and Audrey 3/5
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honestly average is such a great character though
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The nine of them walked west for a few more miles. 
“So let me get this straight, you can control water? And you can make weapons out of them?” Arthur asked her. 
“Yeah, pretty much.” she nodded. 
“Could you make a gun?” Noki asked grinning. 
Audrey laughed, “That’s funny, me making a gun out of water!” she continued to laugh until her face turned serious as she put her hand under her chin as if in serious thought “Huh..” 
Snow and Hans were ahead of the group as they talked, leaving Merlin and Jack to chat. “So, did you save her life, or did she save yours?” Merlin asked. 
“A little bit of both,” he said honestly “I was brilliant as ever though.” a smug grin came to his face as he pulled his mirror out. 
“Your hands smell like the mucus of fish.” Hans pointed out from the front. 
“I did what I had to.” Jack sharply said as he side-eyed him.
The group came to a halt when they saw horses clopping towards them. “Is that..?” Snow squinted her eyes. 
“Hello, dwarves!” a funky voice sounded from the horse. 
“Horses can talk, I’ve seen it all now.” Audrey looked at it up and down. 
“No, over..here!” the horse moved sideways to reveal a small green dwarf with slicked-back gold haired. 
“Another dwarf? No...wait is that Average?” Merlin peered in. 
“Ah-ve-rahge!” he corrected. “Even when you’re human you’re still stupid.” he mumbled, 
“So you got cursed as well?” Jack asked him.
“Shut it!” he said in a high pitched voice, “This is only temporary and I will get my kiss! So, where’s that beautiful girl who was supposed to attend my party like, months ago?” 
“Uhh…” Snow looked sideways. 
Average then suddenly gasped, “It’s you!” he pointed directly at Audrey. 
“Er, have we met?” she cocked her head. 
“You still haven’t apologized for making it rain on my coronation!” 
Audrey put her fist above her palm, “Oh you’re that prince!” 
“You made me slip and made the crown land on a passing pig’s head! They jewels fell off and they could get it out because the pigs ate them! I have pig waste jewels on my head right now, apologize!” 
The nine of them looked at Audrey who crossed her arms and dully averted her gaze...before a small smile and snicker were on her face in the recollection of the event “Heh..” 
“Stop laughing!” he yelled. The others behind her laughed as well. Average grumbled “Fine! Have it your way, I know who you really are! I know what you did on May 28th! I know your true natur-” 
Audrey had uncapped her vials and pushed him off his horse and sent him flying in the distance. Popping them back on she noted “He talks too much,” this resulted in fits of laughter of the group as she joined in, feeling a little proud of herself. 
The sun was starting to set and they were near their destination already, however they thought that it would be nice to camp one more night as this was something they didn’t get to do often. They had set camp on a nice lake which Audrey assured it was not a demon-filled monster lake. 
“Wow, this is beautiful,” Hans looked around the green and lush flower field. 
Jack stared in awe “Where did you find this place?” 
“I like to wander around a lot, it’s my secret field.” 
The triplets, Snow, and Merlin ran around the field exploring while Jack, Audrey, Hans, and Arthur went inside the small cottage. 
It was homely and had a little water wheel just beside it. “This house is adorable!” Hans noted. 
“There’s a kitchen there so you can cook,” she smiled, to which Hans gave her a grateful look. 
“It’s just one room so we’ll all have to sleep in the same place. Is that okay?”
 “Yes!” Jack immediately replied looking at her. 
“Oh..” she looked back at him before letting out a small laugh “Okay, great.” she walked out of the door to check on the others. 
“Obvious…” Arthur sang. 
Audrey walked over to the triplets who were currently taking pictures of the flowers. To her right, she saw Snow making a flower crown for Merlin as they sat on the field. She couldn’t help but blush and smile at the action. Audrey decided to walk over to the lake and dip her hands in it. The water was cold, but it always relaxed her for some strange reason. 
“Audrey!” she turned behind her to see Snow walking towards her with something in her hands, Merlin a few steps behind her, wearing flowers on his head. “This is for you!” she presented her with a similar flower crown she had given Merlin. 
The action made Audrey’s heart warm-up, “Oh Snow..it’s beautiful thank you!” she put it on then thought for a bit. “I wish I could thank you somehow..” Audrey then turned to both of them “Have you guys ever been on a water slide?”
Moments later Snow, Merlin, and the triplets were having the time of their lives as they moved swiftly around the lake. Audrey had raised her arms and conducted the water as it moved in various directions, had loops, and occasionally made them free fall every now and then. Jack, Hans, and Arthur had heard the commotion had stepped outside the cabin just in time to see Merlin thrown up in the air only to land on Kio who threw him in the lake, causing them to laugh. 
Audrey saw them out of the corner of her eye and playfully moved her right arm towards them. The water from the leaked and slithered towards them and literally swept them off their feet. The joyous laughter as she brought them on the same slide made Audrey happy. Seeing people happy and content because of something she did was something she always looked for. It was usually with children but she helped the adults of nearby townsfolk too with her hydrokinesis. 
It was at this point where Audrey felt the urge to do something a bit selfish. Carefully, as her other hand was conducting the water slide, she moved her left hand and used her pointer finger to create a new, thinner slide which she had the current push Jack onto. The slide led to her side as he tumbled on the grass. As for the others, she sent the slide on autopilot to the far end of the lake, just enough to buy her time for a conversation. 
“What’s going on?” Jack laughed getting up. 
“I’m sorry your clothes keep getting wet cause of me,” she threw a worried smile. 
Jack shook his head, “It will, take some time to dry clean...but if it’s for your amusement then I suppose I can bear that,” he chuckled. 
“Aww you’d do that for me?” she sat down next to him. “Almost anything,” he said thoughtlessly.
“Whatcha say?” 
“Almost..!! Uh, nothing, forget it.” he said. Audrey laughed, the laugh that Jack was starting to find charming.
He finally started to realize the many reasons why he took a great liking to her in the matter of two days. She helped him with the fish proposal not even knowing who he was. And even when she did find out he was a hideous dwarf, that didn’t seem to bother her at all and offered to guide him through the forest. The first few months of the spell weren’t that easy. He had tried to talk to women as if he would normally but he was shunned out and they became disgusted to look at him. 
Meanwhile here she was, laughing with him normally as if he were human. 
‘No..’ he thought. ‘She’s with me regardless of who I am’. 
He didn’t know what came over him when he left this group and came to help her this morning. But he just had the feeling that he would be devastated if something happened to her. 
“You looked stupid when you said that,” she laughed as did he.
 That was another thing. She was able to be playful with him by insulting him even though she knew he was a prince. Everyone had always treated him with respect. Authorities were formal, the staff was uptight, ladies were changing themselves just to win his favor. Audrey...Audrey didn’t do any of that. She didn’t do anything to make him like her. Heck, she even threw him across the woods and doused him with water more times than he can count.
“I guarantee you the ugliest face I can make is still prettier than yours.” he crossed his arms. 
Audrey made an overdramatic gasp and it wasn’t that hard for her to tumble him over the grass. They burst into fits of laughter and Audrey too fell on the grass holding her stomach. 
Sitting up, she looked around “Jack?” he was nowhere to be seen, “Where did you go?” putting her hair to the side she scanned the field trying to point him out. Suddenly her something covered her eyes 
“Ahh!” 
“Shh shh, it’s just me,” he chuckled. He stood behind her, his hands over her eyes. 
“Using your cloak to deceive me? What a fox.” she smirked using her hands to feel his. 
“Well, it was worth it to see your reaction,” he shrugged “Who knew you were so jumpy.” 
“Watch it, your highness. I can still throw you into the lake blindfolded!” 
Jack laughed and then clapped his hands once. “Oh! Give me a second,” he removed his hands from her eyes and took something out of his pocket. 
Audrey opened her eyes only to have them covered once more. “What’s this?” she put her fingers up and felt a soft fabric. 
“A blindfold,” he simply said, “I use it as a handkerchief. Don’t worry I clean it as soon as I finish using it, but it's mostly just covered with the water you doused me in now.” he crossed his arms in amusement. 
Audrey giggled, “So you’re human now?” 
“Well, with or without the blindfold I’m still behind you.” 
“Think I could fight you like this?” 
Jack laughed, “I’d like to see that attempt.”
Not far off, the rest of the group had emerged from the lake, squeezing the water off their clothes. 
“Oh, look at the two lovebirds,” Arthur gestured. 
“Don’t look at them! He wants to be human for a bit!” Snow moved his head away. “Let’s go inside, leave them be!” she excitedly said. 
“Well aren’t you little miss cupid,” Merlin said as Snow giggled. 
Night had overtaken the sky and the stars came out. Hans had the pleasure of cooking up a feast for the group. A ‘mukbang’ as he had called it. It was mostly seafood as that was all they had, but they all enjoyed it nonetheless. After dinner they turned it into a game night where they played a game of blindfolded twister (the F7 faced the other way when it was Snow and Audrey’s turn) While Merlin and Arthur were arguing over whose hand was on the red spot (it was Noki’s) Audrey sighed in content. 
She had never had a group of friends to stay with. With this group, she finally felt happy and relaxed. With Arthur, she could have fun with whenever she wanted to do something stupid. She could turn to Hans when she needed a meal or just someone to talk to in general, he would never tell anyone. Merlin..well she wasn’t quite there with him yet. 
She knows they both noticed something off about each other when they first met, but regardless they were still kind to each other and they worked well as a team. With the triplets she could literally goof off with them, trying all their latest inventions and using her powers as a test-runner.
And Jack.. 
She looked at him. Audrey had grown a soft spot for him. She had a hunch as to what it was but didn’t want to admit it to herself just yet. It could’ve just been a temporary feeling, it was too early to tell. But what she does know for certain is that she does care for him greatly, and he is very important to her.
She thought of this as she tried to sleep on the couch, tossing and turning. Unable to sit still anymore as she was wide awake, she sat up. She looked at the dark moonlit room where everyone else was sound asleep. She and Snow had been offered to sleep on the couch while the rest slept on chairs and pillows on the floor. Seeing as she couldn’t sleep any more she carefully made her way to the door, cautious not to step on anyone else.
Quietly she pulled the door handle down and escaped closing it behind her. The fresh night air hit her nose and she happily took it in. Walking down the stairs accompanied by the sound of wood and water moving she made her way to the right section of the field. Audrey liked looking at the lake in the evening. The water was so pure that it clearly reflected the stars in the sky, almost making it look like another dimension if you jumped in it (she tried).
While she appreciated the cool wind, sometimes it was too chilly that she got colds sometimes. 
“I forgot my cloak inside,” she mumbled as she rubbed her arms.
 When she had said that she felt something soft and warm on her shoulders. Human hands. 
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The Ring
Okay, I wrote it. Hope you enjoy. 
Draco walked into the great hall for dinner late, as usual. “I swear, Dray, are you ever on time?” Pansy complained as the blond took his usual seat next to her.
He simply rolled his eyes in reply and waited for a certain head of black curls to make their way in. As if on cue, Harry made his way in. He was not as good at subtlety as Draco unfortunately, so everyone knew what he had been up to.
“Again, Harry?” Ron laughed.
Harry was red from his neck to ears as he sat down, his already messy hair messier than ever.
“When are you gonna introduce us to her?” Ron asked. Hermione however just laughed at that.
“Ron we all know that it’s a guy,” she said.
Harry’s face got an impossibly darker shade. Ron just looked between the two with his mouth open.
“Why did you never tell us? Or well me I guess,” he added after glaring at Hermione.
“It just didn’t seem important,” Harry commented as he looked up from his plate to glance at his boyfriend from across the hall.
Draco caught his eye and smirked. Harry was so cute when he was flustered.
Harry looked back down at his plate when Draco winked at him and Ron turned around to see who made his best friend grin like a preteen. He couldn’t pick out who it could be, however.
“What house is he in?”
“I’m not tellin’!” Harry laughed.
-
Draco woke up with a weight on his chest and his legs tangled with a shorter pair. He smiled to himself and soaked up the feeling of waking up to Harry. It was by far his favorite thing. He reach up and brushed a curly mess from his boyfriend's forehead and kissed.
“I love you,” he whispered.
“I love you too,” Harry mumbles back, still half asleep.
He yawned and pulled Draco closer. Draco chuckled.
“Hey sweetie,” Draco smirked.
Harry hummed in response.
“You got a ‘lil something right there,” he said as he gestured to his neck, right under his left ear.
“Did you give me a hickey Draco Malfoy?” Harry huffed.
Draco just laughed. 
For a while, they just cuddled until Draco pushed him out of his room to go get ready for classes. Harry snuck out of the room to go back to his own. It was early so he was pretty sure no one else was awake, but he still had his invisibility cloak. He made it back to his dorm and then went to the bathroom to take a shower. After he was done, he dressed and when he came out, Ron was awake. Harry ducked his head and grabbed his scarf.
“Harry, why are you wearing a scarf today? It’s so warm.”
Harry just shrugged, “No reason.”
Ron wasn’t convinced.
“Is this the same reason you wore a bloody turtleneck a few weeks ago?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
Ron just rolled his eyes.
Later that day, however, people weren’t so kind as to drop it.
“It’s like they know!” Harry had complained while being pressed against the wall in a random closet.
Draco just laughed. “I’m sorry Baby Boy, I can't help but mark what’s mine. And hey, everyone knows you’re taken so that’s good.” He smirked and then kissed him one more time before pushing him out.
“Don’t be late,” Harry called as he checked the halls and rushed out.
He made it to class and sat down in his usual spot.
“Why the scarf, Harry?” Hermione smirked and several heads turned around and grinned knowingly at him.
Draco came in a little later and smirked when he came in and saw the third degree his boyfriend was enduring. Hermione eventually reach forward and jerked the scarf from her friend's neck, exposing his little secret. Well, not so much a secret as everyone now knew.
Harry turned so red, a tomato would envy him, and Draco couldn’t help but smirk. Harry glances over at him, face still red, and raised an eyebrow challenging him. He’d be getting the next one.
-
Harry was looking all over the pitch for even the slightest glint of gold. His field of vision zeroed in on silver, however. Draco smirked at him and he flew over to him but didn’t get too close as to give them away.
“What are you looking at, Potter?”
Harry knew there was no ill intent behind his words.
“Nothing much to be honest, Malfoy.”
“Oh really now? I’ve caught you looking at my arse.”
He was about to say something else when a gold flash streaked last both of them. Harry lurched forward into action to catch the snitch. The two of them chased after it, determined to win. It was a tradition after all for whoever won to top. A hand finally reach forward and caught the tiny ball and held it up, everyone standing and cheering.
A voice rang out throughout the pitch, “Harry Potter has caught the snitch! Gryffindor wins!”
Harry looked back to Draco and smirked.
-
Draco was laying on his bed on his stomach with his face pressed against Harry’s chest when he first spoke up.
“Ya know, Potter,” he smirked at that, “we’ve been together for a year.”
Harry grinned, “I did know that, and I have you a present.”
“Funny, I have one for you too.”
“You first, Pretty Boy.”
Draco grinned at the nickname and crossed his arms, “Best for last, Baby.”
Harry huffed but sat up anyway and wandlessly summoned a thin box from his robe pocket.
Draco smirked at his boyfriend, always loving to see how simple and chill he made wandless magic seem. It was quite a turn on for him, knowing that his significant other was so powerful.
“Here,” Harry looked down, his face red and thrust the box towards him.
Draco accepted the box and he ran his long elegant fingers across the silky ribbon tied around it. He grabbed the tail of the bow and pulled it out and pulled the top from the box. He pulled the leather-covered journal out and his fingers over the cover and spine.
“Har-”
“Open it.”
Draco opened the journal and saw a scrawled message on the inside cover.
“To my Pretty Boy,
I can’t believe it’s been an entire year with you. The time has flown by in a flurry of long nights and stolen glances. I can’t tell you just how much I love you or how much you mean to me, but I can try. I love the way our hands fit perfectly together. I love the way your voice sounds saying my name, or the way it sounds right after you wake up. I love the way my body slots perfectly into yours like you were my missing piece. My Baby, I love the way your mouth moves against my own as if I were all that matters. You are my sun, Dray. My life, my hopes, my dream. Here’s to this year and hopefully many more.
All my love, Harry.”
Draco looked up to see Harry chewing on his bottom lip nervously. He reach forward and stroked his hand along his face and then down to his neck. He leaned forward and kisses the curly haired boy.
“I love you,” he said against his lips.
They sat for a second with their foreheads against the other, green eyes mingling with grey ones.
“Okay my turn,” Draco declared.
He pulled a tiny black velvet box from somewhere, Harry didn’t know, and handed it to him. Harry took it gently and opened it. A beautiful platinum ring sat inside, a small diamond on the top.
“Dray,”
“I wanted something fancier, but I figured you would like simpler.”
“Dray,” Harry breathed out, staring at it.
“What, do you not like it?” Draco sounded panicked.
“No, Draco, I love it! It’s beautiful! Merlin,” he looked up to the blond, “I love you.”
He lurched forward and kissed his boyfriend once again, threading his fingers in his hair. Draco kissed back and then pulled away and took the ring out of the box and slid it on to his boyfriend's middle finger. Harry admired the ring with a smile on his face.
-
Harry was sitting in the eighth year common room when Ron and Hermione plopped down on the couch next to him. He looked up from his Charms textbook to see his two best friends looking at him with a similar looking smirk on both of their faces.
“What?”
Hermione just raised her eyebrow at her friend.
“No really, what?” Harry was beyond confused.
“Whatcha got there Harry?” Ron asked.
“Charms textbook,” Harry furrowed his eyebrows and lifted his book a little.
Draco walked in then and sat at the window seat, watching Harry interact with his friends. Harry glanced over for a second to see Draco smirking.
“Not that you git,” Ron said and looked down at his hand.
Harry looked down too and realization dawned on him. He turned red, “Oh uh it’s just a ring.”
“Just a ring,” Hermione scoffed, “yeah right.”
“What do you mean?”
Poor Harry was as red as he could possibly get and Draco was eating it up. He loved seeing Harry get flustered. Harry looked back over to where Draco was watching and he glanced towards the door that led to the dorms.
“Who gave it to you?”
“It’s just a ring, okay? Stay out of my business.”
Harry slammed the book shut, stood up, and stalked towards the rooms.
Ron and Hermione looked at each other, shocked.
“What the hell was that about?” Ron asked.
Hermione just shrugged, “No idea.”
Draco gave it a minute before he also stood up and left the common room.
-
Draco had Harry pushed against a wall kissing him one night before dinner.
“Pretty Boy you’re gonna have to let me go before people start questioning it.”
Draco just huffed, “Not like they don’t already know.”
Harry just chuckled and grabbed his tie.
“I’ll see you tonight, okay?”
“Yeah yeah,” Draco grinned as he smacked his bum.
Harry just chuckled and left the room and straightened his tie and robes.
When he walked into the great hall, people looked up went quiet. Harry, however, was used to this. He was hearing mumbling but that wasn’t unusual, so he sat down in his regular seat across from his best friends. Hermione and Ron were staring at him. Harry furrowed his brows and turned to see everyone in the room staring at him, silent.
“Wha-?”
“Harry.”
Harry froze for a second and then turned around to see Draco’s hand lifted up, holding a red and gold tie. Harry was mortified. Draco reach forward and loosened the green and silver one that was around his neck. He pulled it over his head wordlessly and then placed the correct one on, tied it neatly, and then kissed his cheek lovingly. Harry’s face was red once again.
Draco turned around and walked back to his table while putting his own tie on. Everyone was silent, confused, and looking between the two of them while Draco just took a bite of his food with a smug look on his face.
“Shit you win the bet!” a Ravenclaw shouted while throwing muggle money at one of his friends, and then everyone just erupted into laughter.
Harry looked over his shoulder to where Draco sat, and after Draco blew a kiss at him, Harry turned around grinning like an idiot and looked down at his plate.
“What the actual fuck?” Ron asked, mouth wide open.
Hermione just smiled at her red-faced friend, not seeing him this happy in a long time.
Harry just smiled more and shrugged.
“Malfoy?”
Harry kept looking at his plate, still grinning.
“Harry. How do you know he isn’t planning something? This is Malfoy we’re talking about.”
“We’ve been together for a year and a half, Ron, shut it.”
Pansy smacked Draco's shoulder.
“I can’t believe you’re fucking Harry Potter!”
Draco just smiled at the back of his lovers head, “I love him, Pansy. I love him so much.”
Harry turned around again and they made eye contact. Harry just grinned at him.
“I’m gonna marry him.”
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'Stupid Malfoy and his stupid single-eyebrow-raising talent'.
Harry was in front of the mirror trying to sneer and lift his right brow just like Malfoy did but wasn’t getting far at all, he only managed to lift both looking like a dazzled deer. Was it, like, a special thing you were born with?
“Whatcha doing, mate?”
Harry almost jumped to the roof like a scared cat.
“Bloody hell, Ron. I almost shat in my pants. Fucking knock, will you?” His face felt so hot you could fry an egg on it.
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"Um. Well, you know how Malfoy raises an eyebrow when he’s busy being an arse? I want to do that so, I was, you know, er… kinda practicing?”
“Are you seriously telling me you’ve been in the bathroom for nearly an hour trying to lift an eyebrow?”
“Well he's always giving me those stupid snooty looks and I just stand there looking like Grawp being nagged by Hermione so I want to give him a taste of his own medicine."
If Harry thought Ron would at least try to suppress a laugh he was absolutely wrong. The red-head collapsed to the floor laughing so hard Harry feared his friend had lost the plot.
“Oh shut up, you wanker!”
“Ohmigod, Harry just shag him already. Or let him shag you, whatever sizzles your bacon.”
"Wha- No!" Harry winced. He was having serious doubts about this friendship.
* * *
Harry was sitting on a bench in the trainees’s locker room. He spent three hours in front of the mirror yesterday and only managed to wiggle both his eyebrows, which had him in a bad mood today. That and all the sexual frustration he’d been dealing with. One would think that being The Twat Who Lived would grant him at least a weekly shag, but the few times he bumped uglies with Ginny he hadn’t been quite satisfied, there had been something missing. And he’d been put off by the girls he’d met afterwards who seemed to be looking for their five minutes of fame, like Harry was just some shiny trophy. He visualized what the plaque would say.
"We hereby present this award in recognition and appreciation for having a go at Harry Potter’s creamstick.”
Malfoy came into the room and gave him a once-over, half-sneering half-smirking.
'Ha! That’s right you bastard, I got here earlier than you.’ He thought to himself, putting on his boots and watching Malfoy’s every move four lockers away.
“I know I look absolutely smashing this morning but stop staring, Potter.”
“Fuck you, Malfoy.”
“Well, aren’t we a bloody ray of sunshine today.” He turned and raised a pointy eyebrow, the stupid ferret. “What’s got your knickers in such a tight twist? Nobody asked for your autograph on the way here?”
“Do they ever shut up on your planet, Malfoy?” He said as he stood up. Encouraged by his brilliant comeback, Harry gave a brave attempt to lift an eyebrow. Malfoy gave him a look of amused confusion.
“I don’t know what to make of your brow wiggling, Potty. Are you having a serial-killer-like spasm or are you flirting?” The blond wanker said.
“Fuck you, Malfoy.” So much for good comebacks.
“I don’t know what your problem is, Scarhead, but I bet it’s difficult to pronounce.” He said smirking and he walked out of the locker room. Fucking pointy tosser, always getting under his skin. Harry slammed his locker door shut.
Harry 0 - Malfoy 1.
* * *
“What’s this I hear from Ron about you obsessing over Malfoy again?”
“I’m not obsessing, Hermione. I just want to teach him a lesson is all.”
They were waiting for their order at a Jamaican food truck two blocks away from the Ministry.
“Ron says you keep staring at Malfoy’s bum during Auror training.” She said rolling her eyes a bit.
Harry didn’t mean to at first, he was just trying to come up with new ideas to pester the git –which was completely understandable– and suddenly he found himself staring at Malfoy’s arse. But Ron was exagerating, it wasn’t like he’d spent the whole training session looking at him… did he?
"Honestly, Harry. Just ask him out already.”
“You know how the three of us have been friends for a very long time? We should stop.”
Hermione rolled her eyes again.
* * *
This was a fucking nightmare. Head Auror Robards had split them into teams of three and now Harry and Seamus were stuck with Malfoy.
“Alright, I divided each team according to what subject you need to focus on.” Robards continued. “Weasley, your team’s task is Concealment and Disguise training. Longbottom, yours will be taken out to the field for a Stealth and Tracking session. Potter, take your team and search for a vacant conference room, you’ll be studying Magical Jurisprudence, off you go.”
Harry felt like he had belly flopped from a thirty feet high trampoline.
“Well isn’t this peachy keen.” Malfoy said with a bored face. “What am I? Flypaper for freaks?”
“Why do you always have to be such a bitch, Malfoy?” Harry definitely wasn’t in the mood today. It took all his self-restraint not to punch the blond fucker.
“You say it like it’s a bad thing, Potty.” He smirked. Harry fisted his hands as his face turned red as an angered Weasley.
“Oi! We could, um, get something to eat? There’s a place that has a mean chocolate cheesecake around the corner.” Seamus had sensed the danger and interrupted just in time.
“Well now, that might be the smartest thing I’ve ever heard from you, Finnigan. Come on now, study buddies, we have the whole day ahead of us.” Malfoy walked towards the exit followed by a cringed Seamus and a sulking Harry.
Harry 0 - Malfoy 2.
He had to get him next time. Third’s the charm.
* * *
Harry left his book on the table and rubbed his tired eyes, they’d been studying for nearly four hours. Seamus was staring into his books but his eyes weren’t moving, Malfoy had given up and transfigured a couple of quills into snails and made them 'race’ across the table, watching with his chin on one hand and his blond hair falling over his forehead.
He looked good when he could manage to keep his mouth shut, and he had nice hair, it reminded him of Veelas. Harry’s mind drifted imagining how many hair products did Malfoy use to make it look so silky, the vain git. He also wondered what type of body lotion did he use, his skin always looked so smooth and soft, and did he use chapstick? His lips certainly look like he did.
Seamus loudly cleared his throat taking him out of his reverie, he was looking at Harry like he’d caught him doing something extremely embarrassing.
“I’m getting some tea or else I’ll murder someone.” Malfoy said as he stood up.
“Can you bring me a cup, please?” Harry asked.
“My my, you’re sounding polite, Potter. Did you take your meds?” And he walked out without waiting for an answer. Arsehole.
“Blimey, Malfoy’s just begging ya to shag him merciless.”
“Oh no, Seamus. Not you too.” Harry face palmed.
“Oh come off it, Harry. Everybody notices the sexual straining between the two of ya. Malfoy’s way of dealing with it is acting the maggot, yours is responding like a molested Blast-Ended Skrewt. And you bicker over the most stupid things, it was quite entertaining at first, but now’s just frustrating.”
Harry positively gaped, Seamus only smiled and returned to his book. So everyone had been watching and waiting for them to… what, give each other puppy looks in the middle of Auror training? Sneak away, like a couple of horny teenagers, to every corner they could find to kiss soft lips and touch shiny blond hair and caress smooth pale skin, press their lean bodies together, pinning one another against the wall…
Harry closed his eyes trying to erase the previous images from his mind as Malfoy re-entered the room levitating three cups. He directed one towards Seamus and another towards Harry, who looked into his cup and felt his anger emerging again.
“What right fuckery is this, Malfoy? I asked for tea, this cup is empty.”
“I seem to recall you asking for a cup, that’s what I brought you.”
“It’s fucking empty, you stupid tit.” Harry was about to lose his shit.
“I know it is, that’s.what.you.asked.for.” Malfoy gesticulated every word as if Harry was dead from the neck up.
“That’s IT!” Harry slammed his fists on the table and stood up to cross the room. “I’VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOU, YOU IDIOTIC PRAT!” The ferret’s eyes widened and he stepped backwards as Harry approached until he had him against the wall.
“Oi mate, take it easy!” Seamus said standing up as well. Harry’s face was inches away from Malfoy’s.
“You are validating my inherent mistrust of co-workers, Scarhead.” His gray eyes showed nothing but fear at the possibility of getting his head hexed up his arse, and still he just couldn’t keep his imbecilic commentaries to himself. Harry’s blood boiled in anger, breathing like an enraged bull. He had to make him shut the fuck up.
He pulled Malfoy's hair and Seamus took his wand out, but Harry beat him to it and slammed his lips to Malfoy’s. The blond was paralyzed by surprise, only reacting when he felt Harry’s tongue swirling on the seam of his lips and kissed back granting him entrance, holding onto Harry's waist and pressing his body against him.
“Oh, well. I- uh, I’ll just…” Seamus said and they didn't even notice him leaving the conference room.
It was a battle of lip biting and tongue sucking and arse grabbing like Harry had never experienced before, and the moaning sounds Malfoy was making, dear Merlin, it should be a crime to sound so bloody sexy. They kept pulling and rubbing and kissing, leaving love bites on their necks and jaws until Harry parted the kiss to stop himself from jizzing in his pants. Malfoy groaned at the loss, their breaths agitated and hot.
"Finally. Found a way to shut you up." Harry said with a raspy voice. "Wonder how many other ways I can find."
Malfoy was flushed and couldn't utter a single word.
Ha!
Harry 1 - Malfoy 2
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