#evil wizard

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

Just a little something I whipped up to represent my fellow autistic wizards. I felt gripped to make these as though a hex was upon me.

Enjoy, my mages.

[lichslayer5000]

I think big scary towers are cool. evil wizards are so hot.

[8ball-wizard]

y'know what? fuck you. *sends you to the endless spelunking realm*

[the-oooze-creature]

its obvious that magic isn’t real because if it was we would have to fight off hordes of undead sea creatures summoned by the octopus liches

[what-did-nerys-do]

Wizard’s Council asleep post MTG Ketamine Ape

[lettuce-from-the-salad-bar]

Just pissed off an evil wizard, hopefully they don’t cast the compression spell on me

Hey guys I don’t feel so good

[favorite-lie]

THEM 

[compostboy]

Please read all the options first I know we all have ADHD here so this is your reminder not to immediately press the funny button (a reminder I myself would like to receive often)

Reblog for larger sample size!

[cool-wizard-sex]

shop second hand! my robe has pockets AND is cursed by horrid energies. and yes it is INTENSELY slutty

[chansgender]

i love those evil wizard blogs

[wizardpotions]

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

[gummy-skulls]

EVIL WIZARD

[thewizardcouncil]

Application Form to Be an Evil Wizard. Please file to your local plane, it will arrive at the city of towers as appropriate

Text Only Version:

APPLICATION FORM TO BE AN EVIL MAGIC USER (Colloquially known as evil wizard)

Form A1-B1893-C.59.(p)

SECTION 1: Basic Information

NAME (Last, First, Middle, True, Draconic, Wizard)

AGE (if unknown place general epoch of birth)

MAGIC TYPE

(See Note A)

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Archmage ☐

Artifice ☐

Angel ☐

Angel (Fallen) ☐

Aboleth ☐

Bard ☐

Book (item of power)☐

Demi-Lich ☐

Devine (Holy)☐

Devine (Unholy) ☐

Diet-Lich ☐

Diet-Djinn ☐

Djinn ☐

Head Mage ☐

Hedge Mage ☐

Lich ☐

Mage ☐

Old One ☐

Other ☐

Sorcerer ☐

Warlock ☐

must be preapproved by patron; Clause 1-A: If not  preapproved by specific patron you accept the wizard council as your patron  and shall abide by the laws of magic created by this Pact (to be discussed in  detail at a later time) by checking the box above you are agreeing tacitly  that this box, uncheck or not without the express written consent of your  patron pre-filed to the wizard council. By checking the box at the end, you  are assuring that you agree that the wizard council is to be your new patron  regardless, by leaving the box at the end unchecked you are giving the wizard  council full wherewithal to contact or arraign your specific patron for  questioning, counseling, capturing, contract transferal, or other power attainment  at the cost of, but not limited to, your own magical abilities.

Warlocks Only->☐

Wizard ☐

 ______________________________________________

 SECTION 2:

Reason For  Evil Wizardry (select all that apply):

I am    choosing to be unaffiliated with the wizard council

☐

I am filing    for an enchanted land that falls within the evil wizard category

☐

I am compelled    by prophecy to duel a known chosen one and so must abide by my destiny

☐

My Patron has    compelled me to fill out this form as punishment/reward for not listening/listening    to him/her/them/it

☐

I am    seeking vengeance via magical means

☐

I am filing    this form out of spite

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I give off    evil wizard vibes

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I am    attempting to gain unlimited power and none shall stand in my way

☐

Assigned    Evil at Salem

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Late-Stage    Capitalism

☐

NOTE A: Not all Magic Types or sources of magic  are fully categorized upon this list. Select the one that is closest to your  source of magic. If you have multiple sources of Magic refer to Note B:

  NOTE B: Select the most powerful source of your  magic, and check the multi-magic source box in Section 3

APPLICANTS DO NOT WRITE  BELOW THIS LINE IN THIS SECTION

(THE FOLLOWING Section  (2-a) IS TO BE FILLED OUT BY A MEMBER OF THE WIZARD COUNCIL)

APPLICANTS ARE TO CONTINUE TO SECTION 3

Section 2-a:  Preliminary approval to the wizarding council: Perform Standard Magical  Interview B17-A and check the boxes below as appropriate.

1.        Is the wizard in question sufficiently evil (see evil as defined in standard magical interview 1A)  

(Y ☐ N ☐)

2.        Will their evil (through  action or inaction) specifically negatively affect the wizard council?          

(Y ☐ N ☐)

  (Continued on Following  Sheet)

 3.        Are they currently engaged in an epic battle  of good and evil?                                                  

(Y ☐ N ☐)

a.        If question 3 was  marked Y, are they on the side of evil in said battle?

                                (Y ☐ N ☐)

4.        Does their magic, magical items, or other  abilities warrant a threat to the planet/plane/multiverse

(Y ☐ N ☐)

5.        Do they have an evil familiar magical or  otherwise (including but not limited to hench persons)?       (Y ☐ N ☐)

SECTION  2-B

Evaluator’s  additional comments:  ____________________________________________________________

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  SECTION 3:

Final Review

To Be Filled out  By Applicant After Interview within Section 2-A

Were you  determined to be a multi-magical source entity by the evaluation performed in  Section 2-A?

(Y ☐ N ☐)

The following  Checkbox asserts that I agree with the assessment that I am a multi-magical  source entity and all sources of magic have been identified ☐ (leave blank  if otherwise)

At any point  were you determined to have a planes-walker spark? (Y ☐ N ☐)

Are you still  intending to be an evil wizard after being informed by an authorized  competent person performing a magical interview? (Y ☐ N ☐)

 SECTION 4:

AFFIRMATIONS AND CERTIFICATIONS OF INTENT

(Check All Boxes)

☐ I hereby certify that despite my affiliation  as an evil wizard I will take no action against the wizard council

☐ I hereby certify that any additional  councils that I may create or be involved in will either be subservient to  the council that created and tracks this form, or, will take no action to undermine,  overthrow, or otherwise negatively affect, or effect, the aforementioned  council.

☐I  hereby affirm that I never have been or intend to be a member of the wizard  council that created this form.

☐I  affirm that any minions/familiars/homunculi/golems or other sentient or  semi-sentient creatures that I create will not take negative action against  the aforementioned council.

☐I affirm that any action that may reflect  negatively or be directly against council action will either be on a plane  the council has deemed acceptable to perform said action or, or will be  contained within a demi-plane

 Sign Here with True Name  ____________________________________________________________________

[glittergroovy]

blog decor: Wizard edition

[captain-werewolf]

So i am doing a film as-level and that means i have to make a short film for a non-exam assessment. So here is the concept for the antagonist of my film THE SKINNY JEANS WIZARD!!!

(also bonus silly outfit from instagram)