#evilposting

[faery-wizard]

Aha, heroes! While you were building your LAME and PATHETIC found family I was building a COOL and EVIL found family!! AND WE ALL WEAR EYESHADOW!!

[creepymutelilbugger]

[lesslaigirlvyy]

[prinnamon]

i hope you all think of me not just as a treasured friend but also as a kind of parasite that has taken root in your brain and can't be extracted without causing irreparable harm

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

I dont test on animals I only test on kidnapped humans

[ashes2caches]

[fjolt]

I turn around in my evil chair, blahaj in lap and petting it like I’m a mob boss with a cat...

[hopjam]

SERIOUSLY, WHO ON EARTH KEEPS SENDING TEENAGERS AND CHILDREN IN LATEX COSTUMES TO COME RUNNING OVER TO MY EVIL LAIR AND ATTEMPT TO FIGHT ME ONLY TO BE UNCEREMONIOUSLY REMOVED BY THE EVIL CLAW MACHINE BUILT INTO MY CEILING WHICH PICKS THEM UP BY THE SCRUFF OF THE NECK BEFORE TOSSING THEM OUTSIDE. YOU'D FIGURE THEY WOULD'VE STOPPED TRYING TO DO SO THE FIRST TWO OR THREE TIMES BY NOW.

[evilhenchpersonforhire]

My resume!

Saying "on it, boss"

Shooting and missing like a storm trooper

Can be used in conversion of ninjitsu-type mass defeats

Fully capable of holding the fan at just the right angle so the villain's cape goes fwoosh

Ironing said cape beforehand

Pulling evil levers

Minor in Mad Science

Majored in Wicked Schemes

Says mwhahahha

Fully queercoded!

Can (sometimes) make pizza

[the-malicious-wizard]

i (the malicious wizard) wish to cast a spell most dastardly...

[henchmenforhire]

Greetings and salutations!

Hello! I am a recently graduated henchmen from Henchmen college, looking for work to fulfil most of your evildoer needs! My skills include: - Organising and sorting your evil schemes - Ordering in things for said evil schemes (chemicals, vats of acid, shark tanks, etc) - Making sure you lighting in the lair is dim enough to be mysterious and evil but still workable in! - Drawing up graphs for your evil inventions and machines - Will always tell you how evil and devious your plans are - Can push and press evil levers and buttons (very important) - Will do an evil laugh along with you if asked I am happy in any field ranging from a low-level goon/minion to an assistant for villains and mad scientists the like if you give me a chance! Thank you for your time and have a wicked day! ψ(｀∇´)ψ

[creepymutelilbugger]

[lesslaigirlvyy]

[monika-j-art]

uehehe this one is a favorite of mine actually ! this is purpleheart (based on a real wood), a rare tree that populates hot and warm biomes with a vibrant purple wood whose color decays under sunlight ! I do plan on having savanna villagers use buildings made of it, even using gradient patterns !

[themadscientistofthebigeviltower]

Do not touch the green flask it could spill on you and transform you. Into what, i will not tell you, you will have to learn the hard way.

[ashes2caches]

what did he mean by this?