#f1 incorrect quotes

[f1incorrects]

Charles: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke?  Max: I only like dark humor.  Charles, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?  Max:  Charles: An IMPASTA! 

[f1incorrectquotess]

*Lewis, Sebastian, and Daniel are sitting on a bench*

Valtteri: Why do you guys look so sad?

Lewis: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Valtteri sits down*

Sebastian: The bench is freshly painted.

[maxiel-jpg]

Formula One Drivers + One Direction Tweets: 1/?

[vroomvroombxtches]

Charles: Right now, I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Max: Can I pick?

[majactrl]

SEB IS IN THE PADDOCK

[kgsracing]

SLIPS & AÇAÍS — charles leclerc

charles leclerc x fem!reader

# summary — in which charles’ girlfriend is a menace on the internet and the fans are obsessed with it

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liked by pierregasly and 1.836.921 others

ynusername me explaining to bro why he’s gotta find a new girl now 😂

tagged; charles_leclerc

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[formulamuppet]

Charles: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Max: bold of you to assume I was even held

Charles:...

Lando:...

Carlos:..

Daniel: Max, we’ve talked about this

[aaltilis]

Yuki: I sleep with a knife under my pillow.

Pierre: Weak, I sleep with a gun.

Charles: You're both pathetic.

Yuki: Oh? What do you sleep with?

Charles: Max Verstappen.

[bionic-donut]

Charles: We all have our demons.

Charles, grabbing Max: This one’s mine.

Max: *smiling*

[glysraya]

Lewis, planning everyone an outfit for the next gp: I assigned you each a greek god that I think matches you somehow.

Lando: Did you pick Artemis for me because I'm not interested in romance?

George: Did you pick Apollo for me because I'm gay?

Max: Wait you picked Hephaestus for me... Are you calling me ugly?

Charles: I don't know, but I got Hera and I would totally throw you off a mountain.

[xiaoluclair]

max: [pulling off his balaclava after a race]

charles: mamma mia

pierre: here we go again

[f1incorrects]

Fernando: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight. 

[f1incorrectquotess]

Charles: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Lando: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Carlos: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Pierre: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Esteban: My moral code, is that you?

Charles:

Charles: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

[maxiel-jpg]

Formula One Drivers + One Direction Tweets: 2/?

[incorrect-merc]

Toto, teaching George how to drive: Now, you're driving and Nico and Lewis walk onto the road. What do you hit, George?

George: Nico, obviously. I could never hurt Lewis.

Toto: The brakes, George. You hit the brakes.

Niki, from the backseat: Don't listen to him, hit the gas pedal.

[majactrl]

charles: *angry yelling in french*

max: stop being so mean to me, or i swear to god i'm going to fall in love with you