#fairy tail incorrect quotes

[l3verz]

idk if i’m stupid or what because HOW AM I JUST NOW FIGURING OUT THAT LUCY IS IN BETWEEN NATSU’S LEGS, NOT NEXT TO HIM 😭😭😭

mashima making nalu canon ❌

mashima making nalu art even tho they’re canonically not together (yet) and leading us on for the inevitable ✅

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: If you were to die, what would your last words be? Natsu: I love you Lucy: Aww, me too! Lucy: What about you, Gray? Gray: Finally. Erza: No.

[thatbirdrestaurant]

Lucy, at a client who’s refusing to pay: Listen, if I wanted to be fucked I would’ve stayed home and left the window unlocked for Natsu.

Natsu, awkwardly standing behind Lucy while trying to avoid Gray and Ezra’s stares: Please pay her.

[blackbatbbg]

[erzasimpbitch]

Lucy: *dangles hand off be

Natsu, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Lucy: This is nice

Lucy: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

Natsu: shh don't ruin the moment

[xanvasofxords]

Lucy : What's all this

Natsu : A moon-shaped rock and some weird flowers that I found on my way

[mavikiu]

Gray: I swear on my life

Natsu: Bitch, you're suicidal. Swear on something else!

[lhappyface]

Natsu: Guys, I figured out a fool proof way to figure out if someone is evil!

Gajeel: And that is…?

Natsu: If they don’t like Wendy, then they’re pure evil!

Wendy: I don’t think—

Laxus: No, he’s right for once. That is a fool proof method.

[sun-stricken]

Erza, to Lucy: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Erza: *throws a brick through the window*

Erza: Okay, let’s go.

[firapolemos05]

Juvia: Gajeel is very fond of cats but it can get him into situations. When we were younger, I had to help him get his head unstuck from a fence since he was trying to play with a cat on the other side.

Gajeel: THAT WAS ONE TIME!

Juvia: You were quite embarrassed.

Gajeel, petty: Not as embarrassed as you were when ya thought Sue was Aria's daughter.

Juvia: *GASP* That is rich coming from the man who thought he'd look good with a mullet.

Gajeel: Says the woman who tried givin' herself beehive hair. Turned into more of a bird nest.

Juvia: At least I never turn a room inside out at the sight of a centipede.

Gajeel: And yet ya wrote erotica of yer ex-boyfriends after they dumped ya.

Juvia:......

Juvia: *stands on top of the table and clears her throat* You're ticklish on your ribs and the back of your knees.

Gajeel:..........

The guild: 👀

Gajeel:............you BITCH-!

[natsudragneelswh0re]

natsu (pointing to lucy): hey, i think that girl likes me

happy: of course she does, she’s your wife.

happy: do you like her?

natsu (blushing and giggling): i don’t knowwwwww

[l3verz]

more people need to know about this 🥹

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Lucy: I promised Master we wouldn't do anything illegal.

Natsu: Why would you lie to Gramps like that?

[thatbirdrestaurant]

Gray: So, you and Lucy just got married. Natsu: Yeah. Gray: She walked down the aisle, said her vows, you said yours, now you're married. By law. Natsu: That is true. Gray: And Juvia is pregnant. With my son. Natsu: That's also the truth. Gray: So... do you forgive me for my old crush on Lucy? Natsu: Absolutely not. Gray: DUDE.

[blackbatbbg]

Gray: I love Juvia. I would never do anything to hurt her, I swear on my life.

Gajeel: We’re both on suicide watch. Swear on something else.

[erzasimpbitch]

Natsu: Why do you look like that?

Gray, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Natsu: Like you’re dead.

Gray: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Lucy: Gray accidentally called Juvia “babe” in front of everyone today.

Gray: *sobs into the floor*