Flirting with your wife on public social media may be a bad idea, mostly because everyone will misinterpret your inside jokes and sense of humour.
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[image ID: a fake twitter conversation. the first tweet is from jim kirk, twitter handle “@captainkirk.” there is an attached photo of spock and the caption reads “my boyfriend. thoughts?” the tweet has 551k likes and 246k retweets. the second tweet is a reply to jim, from mccoy, twitter handle “@bones” which reads: “and prayers 🙏” the tweet has 6.5k likes and 2.5k retweets. end image ID]
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i can't think of a funny caption for any of these so here's a fun fact, eggman's all-caps typing is inspired by an eggman fictive i know
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Why do the weirdest things always happen while Clark is busy in space? [Image IDs in alt text!]
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