#fakepost

[nonbinaryriverclan]

I can’t deal with the booping feature being removed so I thought a fakepost would be neat. It’s Tumblr, but with cats.

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💖 theluckypearl Follow Boop

I wish Tumpurr would remove the booping feature :/ people keep trying to boop me while I’m napping

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🔁 sleepiestscorbunny reblepped blueberrydabest

🍀 starlight--meows Follow Boop

Going viral on Tumpurr.com is so funny. It’s like meowing into the void and then approximately thirty-seven thousand other cats meow back in rapid succession

🍀 starlight--meows Boop

fuck

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🎨 messypawss Boop

Hey everyone :3 I arted a thing! It’s not the best, I know, but at least it was fun to make!

#🖌️[ ~messy art!~ ]🖌️

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⚡️ apollwhenifeellikeit Boop

#polls #tumpurr polls #random polls #bap/paws poll #submitted by anon

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🫐 blueberrydabest Boop

@sleepiestscorbunny you can’t be doing this to me /silly

💤 sleepiestscorbunny Boop

Get booped >:3

#moot tag

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🔁 blueberrydabest reblepped strawberrysupremacee

anonymous asked: I am so sick and tired of felines who think liking dry food is okay whatsoever. We cats for Bast’s sake! We have standards! Blocked.

🍂 cheerycherryspring Follow Boop What if we all went outside and played for a bit

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🔁 messypawss reblepped genderfluidwindclan

🐾 nonbinaryriverclan Follow Boop

I’m watching over a friend’s litter right now and my human was playing the Warrior Cats audiobooks in front of thr kittens and they have deemed me ‘Sunningrocks’ and are now fighting over me

🐾 nonbinaryriverclan Boop

I love them so much

#🐾[ ~messy reblogs~ ]🐾 #💨[ ~Warriors~ ]💨

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😸 posting-daily-until-boop-2 Boop

posting daily until boop 2 comes out day 632

hey guys sorry that I missed the last two days I was taking a nap

#boop #boop 2 #booping #boop o meter

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🔁 blueberrydabest reblepped 👾 agendershadowclan Follow Boop

I would die for him

👾 agendershadowclan Boop

SAVE TO DRAFTS SAVE TO DRAFTS—

🐝 xenogenderskyclan Boop

too late :3

👾 agendershadowclan Boop

NO

[strangestcase]

why are Gothamites obsessed with hiking boots. Last time I checked the only patch of wilderness they have was some mud puddle called Murder Grove or some other edgy shit

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🎯 shirleyst Follow

Just arrived in Gotham. I thought the bat infestation thing was a joke.

🧣heavymedicmpreg Follow

Yeah, every building in my borough has had to install spikes

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They aren’t doing anything about the pigs though

🎯 shirleyst Follow

Wait y’all got pigs

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🎯 shirleyst Follow

Oh right lol

🦋 radhawkmoth Follow

Hey what’s that username in the first reblog

🧣heavymedicmpreg Follow

*points* Gender critical miraculous ladybug blog

#she’s a poison ivy stan too 😭 #out of all the ecofascists #she had to have a crush on the trans one #why are TERFs so stupid

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🧩 riddlemaster Follow

thepeak of cineerma if you ask me…. Call me he but not him cus I’ll never be him(jigsswa)

⚪️ gayturretdeactivated05032022

man these riddler impersonator blogs are getting lamer by the day

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⚪️ gayturretdeactivated05032022

okay I don’t exactly live in the safest side of town but a black van with a green question mark spray painted on it has shown up across the street. I really hope it’s some sort of joke or a publicity stunt because if it’s not I’m fucked

🦞 imlobsta Follow

RIP gayturret

⚜️ booster-apologist Follow

Do yoj think he made them solve one of those memory games that kill you

🍒 sad-sadworld Follow

Why the fuck is the riddler on tumblr anyway.

🧩 riddlemaster Follow

Ummmmm.to pick out victims aand reblog saw gifstets duh 🙄

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🌈 rainbowrobin Follow

Is it me or is the Mad Hatter kinda…..

🎠 calicocorn Follow

It is you. Seek therapy

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🪙 twoface-official Follow

We got tickets for the Jekyll and Hyde musical at the Gotham East End 👍 we apologize in advance for who we will be for the next two weeks

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Impersonate another Tumblr User

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REWARDS: 83 Gold, 24 EXP

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I like trains kid is trainsgender and autistic!

(requested by @cringelordofchaos)

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Thursday, August 31st, 2023

🛠 Fixes

removed the clown

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🏳️‍🌈 gayofficial Follow

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indigenous people in south america returning to their reservations:

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🫂 bigfatliar Follow

dont talk to me if you dont think about the decline in population of Andean bears

🏳️‍🌈 gayofficial Follow

please tell me more about it?

🫂 bigfatliar Follow

Just in the past few decades, the only bear in South America has been disappearing because of the sudden deforestation and destruction of their habitats, and even now, superstitions regarding them. They were not ever a big animal in terms of population... so their dwindling is scary for South America. Plus they are very pretty and cool dudes. I call them Andies at work.

🏳️‍🌈 gayofficial Follow

dont talk to me if you dont think about the decline in population of Andean bears.

🏳️‍🌈 gayofficial Follow

hey its been 6 months and we're dating now, and in 2022 there's been a rise from an estimated 10,000 to 20,000

thank you Andies. you're welcome.

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OMG I've only ever seen this in screenshots!!!!

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[kordate]

Anonymous said:

hey! can you do an address moodboard for 3598 Sycamore Lane, Loudon, VA? thank u so much in advance ☺️💕

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here u go anon! this one was so much fun, your house is so cute <3

#moodboard #mb #address moodboard #address mb #virginia #white #green #suburbancore #sunny #summercore #summer vibes #lifestyle #home goals #home aesthetic #aesthetic moodboard

[woahman420]

Going to the doctor and telling them I eat at LEAST 14 fruit flies a week. Not by choice, but I'm keeping track, and they need to know.

[aropride]

just thought of a funny post then imagined the annoying asks i'd get about it and got mad and closed the new post editor . then imagined getting to call them a dumb cunt and opened it again. then realized that was insane and started typing this. actually since i'm already in here (post editor) might as well make a fakepost of the entire situation so u all can experience it too

🌃 aropride Follow

being white AND autistic is like a double nerf when it comes to dancing i really do just freak it nothing style #text

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anonymous asked: not everything is fucking autism i think youre just lame 😭 it's literally not that hard

🌃 aropride answered: autism causes motor difficulties you dumb cunt

🌟🔁 beloved-mutual Follow

get their ass

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@aropride You are so cool i love you

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🏳️‍🌈 sillylittleguy99 Follow

tumblr user aropride suffers more than jesus

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🟦 reallycoolperson Follow

god that aropride guy is so fucking cool i wish we were bffs

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hi omg ty :3 do u want to frolic in a field with me

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of COURSE

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obama asked: Do you want one Million dollars and also i will erase student debt forever communism style

🌃 aropride answered: yass omg #ask

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[orcboxer]

🧝eldritch-blarst Follow

you're a mage but are you normal about invocations? do you support pacts? can you have a normal conversation with a warlock without bringing up Faust?

🧙 flarning-sphere Follow

nepo baby

🧝 eldritch-blarst Follow

this is exactly what I'm talking about this is the kind of harassment warlocks deal with EVERY DAY. you're not any better just because you went to college

🧝 eldritch-blarst Follow

reblog this version you cowards

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doctor glump

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typical fighter trying to make a post about a VERY serious issue into a joke

🧑‍🌾 bugbearhugemeat Follow

was anybody gonna tell me op was arrested for sacrificing a satyr in a blood ritual or was I supposed to find that out myself

🧙 flarning-sphere Follow

she WHAT

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god forbid women do anything

[nonbinaryriverclan]

⚡️ lightningbugzzz Follow

You can have someone you trust and tell everything to… but Watch Out

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Are you still mad that I ate some of your ice cream?

⚡️ lightningbugzzz

It was very special to me D:

[violetoceaneyes-blog]

Who Is Caught Up On Tears of the Desert Weekly?

For anyone who doesn’t know, the book Tears of the Desert: A Memoir of Survival in Darfur, has a weekly read-a-chapter-subscription based reading going on right now and I just read the latest chapter (as of 5/7/2023) and would love to talk to someone else about it. Is there a discord or group chat or anything where people are talking about it? Maybe a group with resources on how to help the refugee camps that sprung from the genocide?

A big, BIG recommendation for people who like this kind of weekly reading thing. The book is extremely well written and is as heart wrenching as it is eye opening. As the title suggests, it focuses on the author’s experience with the genocide that happened in Darfur (and there’s still violence happening there today, it’s not just over and done with) and honestly I had no idea about any of this going into it. The reader gets to watch her grow up with her family, see her go to school and eventually become a doctor before total violence breaks out and she has to leave the country for her own safety - which is the part I’m up to now. I’ll make another post with the subscription link and a bunch of links for historical context of the Darfur genocide, if anyone is interested! 

[hello-that-happened]

kinda wild how oil executives could decide to stop all new oil projects and move the funding to renewables tomorrow but they just…don't

Tumblr Tuesday: Furry Fun ⊙⁠ω⊙

Furry fans, how we doing? Sex is the spice of life, and furries know how to make life spicy. On these cold winter nights, furry #ArtistsOnTumblr can show you how to keep it hot!

@gods-horniest-snitties-appreciator:

lmao can you imagine

[seven-oh-four]

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does anyone know how people do that hairstyle where they have suckers on the outside of their hair? i think it looks really cool and i wanna try it out

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🎣 grizzco-goobschnoozlers-deactivat Follow

um. guys have you read the. grizzco handbook. im beginning to think the salmonids might not be unfeeling unthinking monsters guys. are we the bad guys

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oh squit they fuckin killed op

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📱 krak-off-splat-roller Follow

anyone else find li'l judd a little creepy? :/

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Fuck you. Actually fucking kill yourself.

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HUH???????????????

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ABOUT TO GO ON MY FIRST BIG RUN WISH ME LUCK!!

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GOOD LUCK! WARGLARGLA!!

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THANK YOU MY BROTHER!! I WILL NOW GO INTO BATTLE!!

🍣 smallfry Follow

OP HAS FED THE SEA WITH ITS FLESH!! REJOICE!!

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WARGLARGLA!!

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WARGLARGLA!!

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WARGLARGLA!!

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DO NOT BE SO HASTY MY BROTHERS!! I HAVE SIMPLY BEEN PROMOTED TO FLYFISH!!

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CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER!! WARGLAGLA!!

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WARGLAGLA!!

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WARGLAGLA!!

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WARGLAGLA!!

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🐙 eight-8 Follow

About to go to the promised land!!! ^-^ Ahhh I'm so excited!!! >_<

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🍣 he-who-devoured-seven-inklings-under-the-full-moon Follow

JUST GOT MY OWN NAME

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HELL YEAH BROTHER

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🐻 grizzco-official Follow

This pride month we'd like to remind you that Grizzco is not in any way homophobic. We love bears.

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IS CRUSTY SEAN'S NAME A FUCKING PUN

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🐙 eight-8 Follow

Wheare am i

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[joyflameball]

🕷️anotherfuckingspidermanblog Follow

anyone ever think about how spiderman's usually most active either at night or like. on weekends. you think he has like. a job

🚫ifuckinghatespiders Follow

Entranced by the concept of Spiderman working in a cubicle

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[sees crime] AW SHIT jenny can you take over the cashier for a sec [webs out the window]

🕷️anotherfuckingspidermanblog Follow

every day i deal with retail customers. every night i deal with supervillains. my life is a fucking nightmare.

🛂playsoationsobroken Follow

counterpoint: those are also school hours. spiderman is just a highschooler in a onesie

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I'MFUCKING CRYINGHDSBHFKJKJHAFHBJSDJHFBSHBJDHJF

🐙catboy-doc-ock Follow

he has to deal with burning buildings AND the SATs??? at the same time??? i'm sobbing get that boy some help

🌠wearethecrystalmnms Follow

How will this affect the discourse over whether or not spiderman's a cop op you can't just give us this thread and not resolve that op

🕸️xxwebslingerxx Follow

high schoolers are infinitely more capable of actually protecting people than cops confirmed

🐜imaginetitties Follow

Imagine going to school and your classmate just comes in late but no one gives a shit because he's literally Spiderman what are you gonna do. Imagine being in detention and your classmate breaks out and what can you do because he's literally Spiderman

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Reblog if you personally go to school with Spider-man

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🧝🏻‍♀️ superniceempathtrustme13 Follow

The first signs of a narcissist is their bad energy. You’ll feel engulfed the second you step into the room. Their eyes will turn black and they will start using their satanic manipulation powers on you. Then, it’s very subtle, but they will sprout huge, curled, black devil horns from their head and will tear you to shreds, all in the span of a second, and then personally drag your body to hell. The only way to stop them is to literally kill them.

Follow for more tips on how to stay safe! 🤗

#positivity #empathy #empath #self care #self love #NARCS KILL YOURSELVES #abuse survivor #recovery #love #hope #happiness

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🌼 npdiscovery

hey guys can we please stop throwing people with personality disorders under the bus?

🧝🏻‍♀️ superniceempathtrustme13 Follow

This is a prime example on why narcissists will always be evil abusers. Here one is, right now, denying that I went through abuse and saying my trauma isn’t real. It’s messed up. We need to permanently kick out narcissists from public spaces, because stuff like this is NOT okay. Here is a link on how to trigger a narcissistic collapse for your next encounter. Just be warned, some narcissists are known to shoot lazers from their eyes when they’re angry.

#stay safe! #abuse surviver #narc abuse #ppl with npd are inherently evil #i would know i’m an empath so i’m better #i mean not evil #positivity #safety #self care #a better world #self love

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