#falsettos hcs

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HI IT'S ME!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY YOU LOVE MY FALSETTOS HCS SO I JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU HAD ANY :33

Also, using this to ask if you have an AO3??

HALLOOOO :3333

I DO HAVE SM FALSETTOS HCS BUT ILL NARROW IT DOWN TO MY FAVS!

The only sport Marvin can bear is football (or soccer for americans), he says its because its "european" so its "dignified" but its rlly just cuz he used to have the biggest crush on his old football (i refuse to call it soccer AMERICANS RAHHH) coach

Trina just always has about a million hair ties and bobby pins on her/in her purse

(After they get married Mendel finds himself also always having them on his person, in his pockets/bag ect)

When Marvin and Trina got married Marvin wore a purple tie, Trinas least favourite colour is purple, he did not know this

When Jason was born Marvin fainted HASHAH

Mendel is very weirdly versed in like flowers and their meanings. like my guy knows EVERY. SINGLE. MEANING.

Whizzer is actually really smart, just like not in the ways that Act 1 Marvin would deem important. Like he wouldve probably done a course in astronomy in uni but he couldnt afford it big sigh (i read a fic where whizzer was an astronomer once and i was like REALLL)

(These are like set in modern day/post-canon):

Charlotte insists that every bambi lesbian couple is exactly like her and cordelia. like it could literally be a theatre kid and a punk and shed be like "oh my god look! us!!"

Marvin dies exactly 2 months after Whizzer does

Jason places a black King piece on Marvins grave because i love pain apparently

Trinas and Mendel painted their bedroom like a light blue colour (?? idk where this one came from)

Charlotte had to talk jason out of naming his first son Marvin or Whizzer becuase "i love you kid and that's sweet, but i dont want your kid to be bullied all his life"

YIPPEEEEEE!!!

Also yes i dooo have AO3!! I havent posted anything in a hile cuz of my exams but TRUST as soon as theyre over (in like a month) i will be posting like DAILY, my tag is: PaleBlueEyes102 :DD

[doctorsiren]

can’t stop thinking about mob growing up 🥺

[sh0rt-insomniac]

baby jason and young marvin are back who cheered

[milolovesbmc]

Art enthusiast Marvin. Do you understand.

[hands-across-the-water]

Completely out of nowhere but I can really imagine whizzer and Marvin having a dog, specifically a dachshund

I think there’s two ways the whole whizzvin sausage dog situation begins;

A) one of them really wants this little dog but the other one is adamantly against it, they get the dog and person goes from dog hater to treating it like their new child

Or

B) something that could fit in canon a bit better, either whizzer or Marvin during the 2 years gap somehow acquire the dog and when they start dating again, said dog vehemently hates who ever has started appearing in its life, said hate goes completely unnoticed by the original owner.

Honestly this might be the stupidest thing I’ve posted yet

[couldtransitionsaveher]

MARVIN GARDENS from FALSETTOS

JUSTIFICATIONS:

"Quoted to relate to eggs, internalised misogyny, old queen, and I also just know it in my heart. Arguably Revival is very transgender but I attached images of MOTF because I’m in love with her." - Anonymous

"Does it make sense in canon no is it in my transgender heart yes. Rest in peace girl you would've loved Ween" - Anonymous

"I found this gif on tenor and I had a big brain boom moment." - Anonymous

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[catboymoses]

Yiddish Falsettos Headcanons

Act 1

Marvin and Trina argue in Yiddish when they don't want Whizzer and Jason to hear what they're saying

The word "פֿייגעלע (feygeleh)" is used a LOT

Whizzer isn't fluent or anything, but he actually understands most of it. He just doesn't let on because Marvin never asked

Mendel uses Yiddish words in like every other sentence, but can't hold or understand a conversation

Trina stops Marvin from arguing in Yiddish once Mendel starts being around all the time because "it's rude" and "it's not healthy" (really it's so that she and Mendel can team up on him)

Act 2

The "isn't he an asshole" bit in Year of the Child is absolutely in Yiddish. They love to shit talk Mendel in Yiddish

That's also what they're doing in everyone hates his parents

Marvin and Dr. Charlotte use hushed Yiddish to discuss Cordelia's... more experimental dishes

Dr. Charlotte calls Jason "באָבעלע (bubbeleh)" and he fake gags at it

Marvin and Whizzer (and sometimes Dr. Charlotte) strategically use Yiddish when they have to talk about something gay in public

Cordelia mispronounces Yiddish words in such funny ways that sometimes the whole family just starts saying them like that as a running bit

Whizzer teasingly calls Marvin "באַשערט (bashert)" and Marvin definitely does NOT tear up

Whenever anyone asks Jason where he learned Yiddish, he always says it was from Whizzer. Marvin and Trina spoke it better, but Whizzer was the one who cared enough to slow down and explain it to him.

[madebyteenagefury]

okay while i’ve been scrolling the dykesettos tag/looking for references ive got to thinking about whiz and marvs dynamic and how/if it might change in the context of them being lesbians (and even more in the t4t context?? transfem marv transmasc whiz??) i love yall oh my god im THINKING!!!!! dykesettos soon im having too much fun drawing them

[chelldoscocaine]

shitty falsettos art dump school started and im being put thru the ringer right now idk ill come back when i have something good to show Take this for right now im decently content with these

[legiterallylunar]

HI!! May I ask if you have any Falsettos headcanons??? REALLY WANNA HEAR YOURS :3

i'm gonna be so so honest i never really do proper headcanons i normally just have a thought and go hm i wonder if (xyz) and then i leave it LOL

however.! this does not apply to weatherman marvin obvs (i never shut up about weatherman marvin it's so good)

-i also quite like photographer whizzer

- and i think a lot about family dynamics between everyone but it's always in a wondering sense and not in a oh yes they definitely had this going on sort of way

i don't really ever solidify my headcanons HAHA i just think thoughts and write them on tumblr and leave it at that

BUT please please please rb with yours bc they will be much more interesting and also i NEED to hear you talk about them

[marvin-cohen]

Marv i know your sad and shit but I gotta know what is your favorite band/musician

I don't know. Been listening to a lot of ABBA recently, I guess.

[i-am-columbus]

Well?? You need to tell us all about this dinner!

It went really well!! I mean, it was really awkward in the beginning. I could tell they thought it was a little odd that I was there, but pink was there. And my sweetheart is pretty good at talking so she took over at the start. After that I got more comfortable and it went really well!! Me and Pink bonded a lot. It was like the nicest I’ve ever felt around a girl. It was so… platonic?? Like I didn’t have to be nervous at all around her. Not like I am with my sweetheart. And the guys were funny! Like in the way I’d find annoying if I was just looking at them and not hanging out with them but it was fun! And I didn’t have any giddy seizures!!! They were loud but not in the overwhelming way that the guys that follow me around are. It was great!! Thanks for asking :)))

[queer-photographer]

who CARES if u like getting dicked down on the reg there are bigger issues to worry about like the economy and rising mental health crisis among young adults

Exactly, that’s what I’m saying- if I like what now?

[sstardustt3]

Uhhh- I guess this means I’m semi popular???

[marvin-falsettos]

Ok I'll put it another way- did you and Mendel used to bang?? because that is crazy. This is such a weird convo, we were having silly happy father daughter bonding time!! wtf happened!!!

Also like- Mendels a lil pathetic wet dog dude he needs like crazy amounts of affection in his day to day life or he'll combust so i can only IMAGINE what he was like in the bedroom (you would know) (oh god wait ur lil love triangle is actually complete now GASPPP)

And you- actually na nevermind too sober to talk about my dads sex life ew

-🪐

Still would NOT put it that way.

He is very needy though. Also there's no CURRENT love triangle were all happy with our partners now. (Me and Whiz are happy for sure.)

And yeah, don't talk about that.

[scrunchiesandsquips]

i feel like every falsettos character is neurodivergent