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schnuffel-danny · 2 months
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Jack decides to put a stop to the towns gossiping, much to Vlad's embarrassment
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skellagirl · 2 years
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I hate everything I draw right now, so, y’know, the name of the game is memes!!! and shitposts!!! and a couple of ‘screenshot redraws’ but they’re just sketches!!!
(u can pry fantasy-times happy-family vlad/jack/maddie out of my cold dead hands btw)
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ecto-stone · 4 months
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Pac-Queen of our Heart.
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vladdyissues · 1 year
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Only 900 words, still looking for a title, art at the end. @schnuffel-danny @lemon-snake
Jack Fenton was a peculiar man. Intelligent, yet idiotic. Intimidating, yet soft. He was the most normal and easy to understand man that Vlad had ever met in his life, yet he made absolutely no sense.
For twenty two years Vlad had resented Jack, hated him even. He had tried to kill the man, but what had Jack done in return? He laughed, invited Vlad over, sent him gifts, letters, cards with dumb jokes on them, he even sent a cat when he worried that Vlad wasn’t getting enough social interaction. No doubt Daniel was the one to give him that idea, but the way he proudly smiled when Vlad accepted the offering rather than slamming the door in his face. Why couldn’t he stop thinking about it?
A peculiar man indeed. No other was able to get under Vlad's skin in quite the same way. It was easy to hate him, so why was it getting harder to enact his revenge plans as time went on? Why was it harder to keep away since the reunion? Why was it so much harder to hate Jack when he was sitting right in front of him?
For years, all he wanted was to eliminate Jack, and live out the rest of his life with Maddie by his side. For so long, this was the only route to happiness. But now? The path didn’t seem so clear. 
He had believed he could never be as happy as he was before the accident, not without Jack dead and Maddie by his side. But recently that ideal world has shifted. Just as his dreams changed last year to include Daniel as his son, they were changing again to bring Jack by his side. But this made no sense. It was Jack who ruined him, Jack who destroyed his life, Jack who killed him. 
But the more he thought about it, the more complicated it became. 
Yes, it was Jack that activated the portal. Yes, if not for Jack, he would still be human. Yes, it was because of Jack that he went through years of medical torture, but Jack was not the only variable. He could just as easily say it was the hospital’s fault for allowing its doctors to run those tests and experiments, that it was his fault for getting so close to the portal, or even dear sweet Maddie’s fault for having a large hand in developing the technology necessary to create the portal. 
It seemed so silly to pin everything that went wrong in his life on one single man. A man who had, in truth, meant none of it. 
Of course, there was the matter of Jack leaving him alone to rot all those years. Not one single phone call in twenty two years. But Maddie didn’t call either. He had resented Jack for abandoning him, but didn’t Maddie do the same? He always excused her absence, reasoning that she was unable to contact him while he was in the hospital, and then may not have known how to contact him after his escape, so why didn’t he excuse Jack’s absence the same way?
And why was he learning to excuse it now?
Vlad stood up and made his way to the library. Maddie, his cat, close at his heels. She really was quite the affectionate animal. Though he did feel a tad bit insulted by the gift at first, he had grown to appreciate her as a companion. It was nice to have someone to take care of. 
He knew she should be an unwelcome reminder of his old friend. But strangely, when he looked at her and thought of how excited Jack was to gift her to him, how it didn’t take thirty seconds before the man revealed what he was hiding behind his back, the way his hands shook and his entire body bobbed up in down in anticipation for Vlad’s reaction, he felt amused, endeared even. 
This was all so confusing. For twenty two years he had hated this man. For twenty two years, Jack Fenton had been the bumbling idiot that had cost him his life, his love, his freedom, but when he thought of the man now, it wasn’t hate he felt. 
He didn’t hate Jack Fenton. 
As he sat in his armchair, Maddie the cat in his lap, and a book he didn’t remember picking up in his hand, he realized that his entire world was changing.
He didn’t hate Jack Fenton. 
Shit.
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Jack Fenton sat at his kitchen table, trying to make sense of the strange readings the scanner he was working on was emitting when he heard a small knock on the front door, followed soon after by the doorbell. 
He stood up, chair scraping against the floor and made his way towards the source of the sound. “I’ll get it!”
He reached the door and was met with the most peculiar sight upon opening it.
There stood Vlad, standing straight up, breathing heavily, dressed in the nicest suit Jack had ever seen, hair frazzled (yet obviously expertly styled not long ago), a fistful of flowers and the odd blade of grass in hand, many petals missing, stems bent, and what looked like roots with clumps of dirt still attached at the bottom of some.
“Hello, do you know about polyamory?”
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scarletsaphire · 8 months
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FAMILY BREKKIE
"Jack, honey, could you pass me that scalpel?" Maddie's voice was slightly muffled under the surgical mask she was wearing, and the all metal walls and floor of the lab made it echo weird.
jack had no trouble hearing or understanding her. "Here you go, dearest!" His large gloved hands met hers, and the glowing green scalpel passed between them seamlessly. "I'm still speechless that we're the ones who get to do this!"
"I know!" Maddie replied. Despite the glee in her voice, her hand was steady as she dug the scalpel into flesh, dragging it across flesh, following the dotted lines they had plotted only a short thirty minutes prior. "To think, we're the ones who get to have the first half ghost on our table! Do you think it'll be any different to a normal procedure?"
Jack mumbled, thinking out loud for a moment. "I'm not exactly an expert on these types of things, but the tools are certainly different.
"Of course," Maddie agreed. "We've already established that standard quality human tools don't work on half ghosts. It's part of the reason he's here and not somewhere else getting this done."
"Right as always, Mads," Jack said. "Unfortunately, even with all of the research we've done, I don't think either of us can say if this is markedly similar or different from normal. Do we have any friends from college or conventions that are in the field? Maybe we could compare notes with them?"
Maddie hummed to herself. "I think Denise did. Do we still have her contact information?"
"Aw, Denise! I remember her. I'm sure we have it lying around somewhere, and if not, we can always bust out the good ol' Fenton Fone Book!" Jack said.
"You always come up with the best ideas dear," Maddie said. She sat the scalpel on the sterile surface next to her. "Ok. We are leaving our comfort zone, so it's time to focus. Ok hun?"
"Hear, hear!" Jack called out. "Fenton Focus mode engaged!"
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Vlad blinked his eyes open to a ceiling only vaguely familiar to him. He tried to sit up, only for pain to explode down his front, a stabbing, piercing agony the likes of which he'd never experienced before.
"You're up!" Jack's loud, boisterous voice sounded from his right, and Vlad groaned. "Help me up, you oaf."
"Of course, Vladdy!" Jack's strong arms circled under his, and he was propped up against a large number of pillows. The first thing he laid eyes on was the clearly hand made banner, and then on Maddie, Jazz, and Danny standing on either side of it.
Vlad smiled as he read the words. "It worked, then?"
"Yup!" Maddie said. "Your boob job was successful! Now both your human and ghost form will have tits for days!"
He swallowed around the lump in his throat. "Thank you both, truly. I was afraid I would be stuck with a flat chest for the rest of my days."
"Of course, Vladdy! That's what we're here for!" Jack said.
"And we'll be here for every step of your recovery too, however long or short it might be," Maddie moved her way to Vlad's other side, giving him a gentle hug, careful not to disturb his new boobs. "And while we're here, we can go over some of the data we learned from your surgery! Its truly fascinating."
Vlad settled into his pillows, not sparing the two children a second glance as they slipped out of the room. He was exactly where he wanted to be, with the people who cared about him, and tits for days. Both his heart and his chest had grown three sizes that day.
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f4nd0m-fun · 6 months
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I just had a cursed thought
@hallowsden @radiance1
If Jack is Bruce and Maddie it's Talia that means Vlad is Selina. Or vice Versa.
Also, Damian is obviously the son of Talia and Bruce, but then Selina and Bruce have a daughter in Helena Wayne, also known as Huntress. Now, she's younger than Damien in most continuity.
I've heard comments on how Vlad exaggerated how long he was in the hospital, and other things that can lead to Jazz being his with Maddie. Or the stories where Danny is his, usually an au, and that's why he survived his own death. Going with Jazz, which is more likely, Danny is now older than his sister.
Also, the Selina = Vlad is even funnier because of the 'catboy Vlad' memes and stuff and, y'know, him owning a cat, although begrudgingly originally.
Or Jazz could have gotten mixed up somewhere with Helena as Dani, allowing Jazz to be Barbara or even Jason.
Or what if Dan was Jason, what with the whole 'return to life' and 'family troubles'?
And this chaos all stemmed from 'Danny gets yeeted to another universe and is a genetic match for someone'.
Anyway it's midnight I need to sleep.
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hannahmanderr · 8 months
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🎉 PLEASE FAMILY BREAKFAST WHATS THE DATE
🎉- What was the date?
Maddie enlists a few of her friends in the same karate class as her to help her quite literally run into Vlad and Jack's dorm room, tie him up, and drag him out to the car where Jack is waiting. Maddie throws Vlad into the car and the three of them are off
Vlad of course thinks the two of them have finally inhaled too many ectoplasmic fumes bc hello they have just literally kidnapped him and they are both giggling like idiots about it and he would like to be let out of this car right this minute thank you very much
They just keep giggling and tell him they promise he'll like it
After a while, they pull up outside this old building downtown, and Vlad recognizes it immediately.
"Jack. Maddie," he says, with as much patience as he can muster (which, granted, is not a lot), "why the hell have you kidnapped me just to take me to the bar?"
But it's not just any old bar. This is a locally owned sports bar that's been around for as long as Vlad can remember. Sure, they might not have had fancy big screens like they do these days (this was the 80s, after all), but it was still as good a place as any to catch a game and a beer with a few friends. The food is honestly pretty mediocre, nothing to write home about, and it's a little dingier than some other bars, but it does the job.
And the reason why it's not just any old bar is because this is the bar Vlad's father would take him to every Sunday in the fall to watch the Packers game (or at least listen to it, if it wasn't on TV) when he was a boy. Vlad's father would always get whiskey, and Vlad himself would guzzle down Shirley Temples. They'd share a plate of nachos and cheer the Packers on to victory as best they could, and they'd go home happy and Vlad's mother would scold him for drinking so much sugar, but she would always smile at her two boys having fun.
Those were some of the happiest moments of his life up to this point. They'd even kept with the tradition through elementary school, junior high, and into high school. Too bad those happy times ended his sophomore year of high school when his parents got killed in that car crash. Needless to say, he hadn't returned to the bar after that.
Until this night, where Jack and Maddie have kidnapped him. And they just keep smiling at him. Well, more so they seem to be having a silent conversation with one another, until Maddie reaches down to dig something out of her bag, and Jack grins at Vlad.
"I, uh, heard this place was a great bar to catch the Packers game," Jack says shyly. "And I overheard a group of the guys from Organic Chem saying they'd be here to cheer on the Bears."
Maddie interrupts now. "We thought you'd like to help us drown them out," she says with a mischievous grin, waggling the cans of body paint and the garish green and gold paraphernalia.
Of course, Vlad's first instinct is to say "no, absolutely not," but he can't exactly do much except watch as Jack and Maddie deck themselves in head to toe green and gold, then proceed to do the same for him. Finally, once he's all gussied up, they untie him and push him into the bar, loudly.
Things are definitely awkward at first. The Bears fans are looking at them like they want to vaporize them where they stand, and other patrons are simply looking at them like they're crazy. Jack and Maddie couldn't care less what everyone else thinks - they're hooting and hollering and Jack is beginning to get just a bit tipsy (Maddie is the DD) and they're having the time of their life.
Vlad never thought he could return to this place and enjoy himself, but he finally starts to loosen up a bit and remember just how much he loved spending time here somewhere around his second Heineken (or is it his third) and suddenly he's finding himself hooting and hollering right alongside those two, cheering oh so loudly for the Packers and driving the Bears fans so insane they leave the bar. Major success.
The Packers lose by nearly 3 touchdowns that night
The trio doesn't care at all though. At this point, Vlad and Jack are fairly wasted, and Maddie, while not drinking herself, is somewhat deliriously drunk on how much fun they're having together. Really, if any of them could seize a moment in time and immortalize it, it would be this one.
Wait - except that changes once the karaoke system gets rolled out. Then the iconic moment would be Vlad and Jack stumbling up onto the karaoke stage, belting out a Dead or Alive song and then, in their drunkenness, sharing an admittedly sloppy kiss in front of the whole bar, much to Maddie's delight (the only disappointment is that they will most definitely forget it ever happened, on account of how wasted they are).
The three of them leave shortly after that, having been kicked out of the bar by the bouncer.
No matter. They're still very much high on life in all the good ways, so Maddie drives them out to the park, grabs one of the old emergency blankets from her trunk, and drags her two boys out into the grassy lawn to lay down and look up at the stars, Vlad sandwiched between her and Jack.
Jack falls asleep immediately, hugging into Vlad so deeply that his hand is reaching all the way across him and holding onto Maddie too.
Vlad, still very much drunk, marvels at how different it felt to be in that bar again, and Maddie looks at him in surprise as he proceeds to spill the story about the little tradition between him and his father and how his parents got taken from him too early.
She's honestly stunned to hear about this - it's the first she's ever heard of it, really. But then she remembers something:
"Jack's the one who wanted to bring you there to have a good time," she tells him, even though she knows he probably won't remember once he's sobered up. "All he told me was that you mentioned that place once or twice and that you seemed to like it, so that's where he wanted to take you. Where we wanted to take you."
Vlad considers this information before promptly falling asleep as well.
He's the first to wake of the three of them in the morning, and God does his head hurt, and why on earth are they sleeping on a blanket in the middle of the park?
Fragments of memories come crashing back to him, but one thing he definitely remembers is going to that bar last night. And something about telling Jack... something. Maybe that he'd been there before.
Except no, he realizes that unless if Jack somehow remembered the single time he ever mentioned the bar and his connection to it, then it was all just a big coincidence. Nothing special about it, really. Which is kind of a disappointment, for some reason he can't identify.
He doesn't think of it again until a week later, when Jack is asking what he thought of that night (and of course it was wonderful and wild and freeing and he loved to just have the chance to exist with the two people closest to him), and he realizes that yes, somehow Jack did remember that single time the backstory had been even partially explained to him. It had only been in passing, he didn't even know if he'd ever mentioned the name, but somehow, Jack remembered and wanted to take him there - no, though Jack may have remembered, both of them wanted to take him there - and make new, happy memories there with him.
It's only the first of many spontaneous excursions between the three of them. Jack and Maddie quickly learn that Vlad secretly enjoys being "kidnapped" away to hang out with them, especially if they have a way that actually involves him in the hangout and doesn't leave him as a third wheel.
It isn't until the seventh or eighth excursion that Maddie has finally had enough and explains that duh, there's a reason the two of them keep taking him out like this! Was he really that clueless? (the answer is yes, yes he was)
Anyway Tumblr is yelling at me about character limit but yeah, that's a little bit how it goes hehe
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phanboyo · 7 months
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This is what i picture every time I see the "Family Breakfast" relationship tag.
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nanaarchy · 1 month
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Vlad/Jack are just a surprisingly more fucked up version of Jon/Martin. Explains a lot about me tbh
Big cutesy family-loving cinnamon roll wall of a man who would commit arson on sight if someone hurt the people they care about
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the all-powerful unhinged tired ass basically-not-human crechure wet cat of an elderly mfer full of hidden knowledge and secrets that jump-starts the end of the world at least once (1) before turning back time and undoing it (also the person that the cinnamon roll did not mean to murder but does anyway)
they are baby bois I love em
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love-to-love-puppies · 10 months
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Been on a bit of a Family Breakfast kick so here are some headcanons from a fic I started that I may or may not actually finish. But in case I never do I wanted to share some of my thoughts on it with y'all, so here's a little something for the Dannymay 2023 free day. Enjoy!
Maddie and Jack are high school sweethearts and started dating when they were 14
When they started college they both were always very open about their sexualities and were not monogamous
As a result they developed a bit of a reputation
Between that and the 'ghost hunter' thing they didn't have an easy time making friends
Vlad met them separately and had no idea about said reputation. Jack was his biology partner, Maddie was his chemistry partner freshman year
He hit it off with both of them immediately and had a crush on Maddie from the beginning, though he didn't have a friendship with Jack outside of class-related stuff
He started dating Maddie shortly after they returned from winter break
He'd heard Jack mention his girlfriend Maddie, but it's a common name and he didn't actually think it was the same girlfriend. And the only times he'd been around Jack outside of class, were times Maddie wasn't there
Towards the end of the year Jack asks Vlad if he wants to be his roommate the following year
Jack absolutely considered Vlad his best friend in college and Vlad was surprised since they'd never actually hung out
But Vlad wasn't exactly great at making friends either and hadn't been getting along with his roommate, so he agreed
But they both decided it was probably a good idea to actually hang out and get to know each other outside of class first
Which is when he walks into the bar and realizes that Jack's girlfriend Maddie is his girlfriend Maddie
He makes an excuse to leave and confronts her about it after class the next day
Maddie and Jack had both assumed he knew and had assumed the other one told him
Once it was established that there was no cheating or hurt feelings, things continue on
InexperiencedVirgin!Vlad
He'd had been raised in a very strict household where non-monogamy and homosexuality would not have been tolerated, so Jack and Maddie had a lot to teach him
But because of how he was raised he fought hard against it when he began to realize he was developing feelings for and attraction to Jack
Jack had been kind of shamelessly flirting with him from the beginning (because he shamelessly flirted with everyone) and eventually Vlad started to reciprocate
He was finally forced to admit his feelings for Jack during their sophomore year, and they began dating too, in secret, because Vlad was absolutely terrified of what his father would do if he found out
The three of them maintained their relationship the remaining years of undergrad and through their PhD program
The portal was their final dissertation project (meaning Vlad never actually got his PhD because of the accident, but Jack and Maddie did)
After the accident, Vlad was in quarantine the entire time he was in the hospital but no one told him that, so Jack and Maddie could not go see him
Maddie found out she was pregnant with Jazz a week after Vlad was admitted to the hospital, not knowing who's she was (yeah, yeah, I know the date on the newspaper. I'm choosing to ignore that tiny aspect of canon). If we assume that the year on yearbook was from their senior year of undergrad, the math can make sense
Vlad was in the hospital for 14 months (so he's a bit dramatic when he says 'all those years in the hospital')
Maddie and Jack reach out the minute Vlad is released, because in truth they'd never stopped trying to see him. A very pregnant Maddie had been dragged out of the hospital by security for trying to skirt around them
But Vlad had been stewing on the fact that his partners had abandoned him for over a year. And he found out they were married before they had the chance to tell him about why they'd gotten married
They'd only gotten married because they couldn't afford to take care of Jazz without help and Jack's family wouldn't provide any financial support unless they got married so that Jazz wouldn't be born out of wedlock
But regardless, he blows up on them and refuses to speak to them after, and his behavior is so extreme and honestly terrifying that Maddie and Jack make the decision not to tell him about Jazz, afraid of what he might do
Cannon takes over from here and Vlad had needed someone to blame and managed to suppress most of his feelings for Jack and accidentally turned him into the villain of his life
Jazz had been held back, not because of her intelligence but because she was a little socially behind, so Vlad assumed she was 17, not 18 based on her class year and had never thought to check when her actual birth year was or considered that she might be his
Vlad still has panic attacks whenever he goes to the doctor and seeks therapy to stop that, realizing that he actually didn't remember much of his time at the hospital
The therapist leads him through EMDR and a bunch of sexy memories of Jack and Maddie but mostly Jack start coming back, because those were the ones he'd repressed the most (He couldn't both love and hate Jack, so his brain had picked the less painful option)
But he's still no closer to actually unlocking the memories in the hospital and finding the cause of his panic attacks so his therapist recommends he reach out to the doctor who treated him
The doctor not only reveals that Vlad was under strict quarantine the entire time, but that Maddie and Jack had been in the waiting room every single day. And that Maddie was very pregnant during that time
Vlad realizes he fucked up. Big time. His partners had never abandoned him and everything he'd led himself to believe for the past eighteen years was a lie and that he deeply misses them both and that he was still in love with them
He realizes that he needs to tell them the truth. Like, all of it. Everything he had done and apologize for it, knowing full-well they may never forgive him
He actually goes to Danny first to apologize and warn him, because he cannot tell the whole truth without also exposing him
Naturally Danny is not thrilled about it but Vlad is clearly not asking for his permission so he prepares himself for the inevitability of his parents knowing the truth
Vlad goes to apologize and tells Maddie and Jack the whole truth and Danny's secret is revealed in the process
Jack forgives Vlad immediately
Maddie...needs a few minutes
But eventually she does decide to forgive him
They also have also known Jazz was Vlad's since practically the moment she was born and tell him as much
He asks them for the opportunity to make things right and prove he's still the man they fell in love with and...maybe fall in love again
And Maddie and Jack who really never stopped loving him, despite everything that happened, decide to give him the chance
Hope you enjoyed it! Like I said, I may or may not ever actually finish the fic but feel free to use any and all of these ideas in your own
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schnuffel-danny · 1 month
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My piece for @valentines-core-exchange as a gift for the wonderful, sweet and patient @kuzann
Vlad's been having chronic health issues as a result of the ecto-acne, and every now and then his flareups result in sparse rashes, which is never good.... But is even worse now, when he finally has Jack and Maddie back in his life, and the last time he became severely ill he hasn't seen them for 20 years. Thankfully there is no way they'll be separated due to illness again, Jack and Maddie will make sure Vlad knows that :)
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skellagirl · 2 years
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is the dialogue and pacing clunky and weird? ABSOLUTELY
do I care? NOT PARTICULARLY
because @ecto-american​ said this on discord:
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and what am I if not the most predictable engine for Jack/Maddie/Vlad content, regardless of its Objective Quality??? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  I make myself laugh, idc
(open in a new tab if they’re too small to read btw, sorry I didn’t draw these with any intentions to be in like, a sensible order or size)
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luneroze · 10 months
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hello now give me your best the recs on famliy breakfast (thats the shipname for vlad/jack/maddie) fics!
OOH sure. I think i’ve read every single fic on ao3 with the jack/maddie/vlad tag so if anyone has any other recs please let me know!
Here are my favourite family breakfeast fics 😙
this one was funny
This one you need a ao3 account:
No Deeper Madness - bajaectoblast (duo7700)
i really loved it.
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vladdyissues · 1 year
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Just like the good old days
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ilikekidsshows · 2 months
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Non-Miraculous ask for the relationship chart game: DP’s Jack, Maddie, and Vlad
Relationship scale ask game
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Oh my god they're so off the rails and I love it
No, seriously, get this. Vlad gets into an accident that almost ruins his life, disfigures him and then transforms him into a nightmare monster that has the world in the palm of his hand. And he uses all of these resources to try and break up the friends who made him that way, so that he can kill one half of the guilty party and marry the other. Meanwhile Maddie and Jack never contacted him once during the time they were apart, and then act like nothing ever happened when they meet again. In addition, if Jack wasn't an option, Maddie would actually marry Vlad ('Masters of All Time'), and, if Maddie wasn't an option, I'm pretty sure Jack would wanna marry Vlad too.
The only way this could get any more fucked up was if they played it straight instead of as wacky hijinks.
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