Fancy hates Dried Pickle Man a lot so I don't even know why she came to lie beside him in the first place.
iD: two cats lie on a bed side by side, a one-eyed longhair colorpoint male, Dried Pickle Man, and a slightly smaller medium-hair gray female, Fancy. Fancy is getting scritched and petted on her little bastard head.
Human: No screamin'?
There is a short pause. The little cat turns and slaps the bigger cat in the face and emits a satisfyingly weird-sounding scream.
The larger cat is totally unbothered and merely turns to sniff at her as though to make sure she's okay. Neither get up.