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sailermoon · 2 days
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on the fanfiction dot net wiki page
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decaydanceredacted · 8 months
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(relevant to today) the most embarrassing thing I ever did was back in highschool I learned about pavlove (the guy) and classical conditioning and I wanted to know if it could work for sex stuff as well as food so. I started masturbating to exclusively 27 so that I could come at the start of tiffany blews where patrick is doing the moany bit.
the classical conditioning worked btw and I still get wet when i hear tiffany blews start :/
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andreeds · 27 days
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the weirdest start of a gay porn ive ever seen
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hazmatazz · 3 months
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I think I’m a Slut/whore. What do I do?
Should I own it? Or should I be ashamed?
girl idk?? do whatever makes you the happiest. it's your life, you can try to change that part about yourself if you think you'd be happier then but if you're happier being a self-described slut then go forth
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My wife just called herself “Dennis if Dennis had had Charlie’s childhood” and I know none of you know her but she’s so correct
And now I’m picturing an AU where the gang all swap parents
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redminibike1 · 2 years
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the habit we have here of tying lost winter gloves to trees so that their owners can find them, combined with my city’s constant anger about dog owners refusing to pick up after their dogs, means that there has been a bag of dog poop passive-aggressively tied to this tree near my house for like 3 weeks now
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lautakwah · 4 months
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EDIT: CHECK MY LATEST ADDITION BEFORE YOU START SHIT IN THE NOTES, THANKS.
warning for discord users
If you're on the app, immediately go to your dms and then "add friends". After the latest update they allow your contacts to find you and have that option turned on by default, so make sure it's unchecked!
This is very obviously not great for a multitude of reasons, but especially for people in vulnerable positions who do not want people in their contacts to see who they are on discord and/or know they have discord in the first place. I've also tried finding out if this is a thing on desktop but haven't been able to find any mention of it, so either it's not a "feature" (yet) or they've hidden it. Either way, stay safe, and turn off finding friends via contacts!
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[ID: three screenshots from the discord app with circles around the buttons to press to get to this "feature". 1: the messages/DM button, 2: the "add friends button", 3: in the add friends page, the "allow contacts to add me" checkbox. /END ID]
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menderash · 6 months
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i have no words. worlds first terf monk returns from a thirty year hibernation on top of a mountain i guess.
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annacaffeina · 4 months
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I'm stealing this from Twitter
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Here's the link
I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
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prideprejudce · 9 months
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this whole oceangate submarine fiasco has actually led to a lot of interesting talks and debates about the grey area of human empathy vs the inclination to recoil at the bizarre behaviors of the ultra wealthy and how people struggle with both ideas and is actually very interesting to watch play out in different types of people
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fodsley · 7 months
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lostonmyroad · 25 days
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jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda
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notherpuppet · 2 months
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How the old timey prick got his pet
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steampunkforever · 10 months
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Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently
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hazmatazz · 9 months
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yooo just figured out why sometimes i feel like fainting when i shower. the warm water causes ur blood vessels to dilate and that causes ur blood to travel to the lower parts of your body and away from ur head. this plus the poor air flow from the shower's mist or whatever causes less oxygen to get to ur head which is like.. bad. so like.. be careful ig 👍
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taffybuns · 11 months
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glad we’re all having fun
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