Jason only resorts to his emergency signal when he's 0.1 seconds away from death and only when he's 100% reaching raw desperation levels of survival
BUT he also uses it when he's faced with the most mild of inconveniences, so the batfam are always stressed when they get his panic signal because is he about to fucking die or was he just locked out of the family Netflix account?
And obviously they can't take ANY chances, so it's always a 50/50 on whether the night ends with the fam huddled in the medbay of the cave, or whether all of them are fully costumed, weapons sharpened and ready to throw hands in Jason's apartment and Jason's just casually lounging on his couch like "Oh hey guys, I'm out of flour, can one of you run to get some?" with the most annoying shit-eating grin you've ever seen.
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Say what you will about fate/stay night's sex scenes but playing the game without them means you miss out on the critical information that under all that armor Saber looks like a crossdressing twink in a trap doujin. She has the body of a skinny teenager on three months of HRT. Anyone who draws her with tits is a coward
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Sometimes I think about how Deva had no personal reason to go on that rampage that he does toward the end of the movie. He gets nothing from it, he’s not specifically fighting for any cause. He has nothing against any of these people.
He’s just. That. Angry. over what has been happening to Varadha just in that last one week. He’s so furious over that that he literally switches to God mode.
Makes you wonder how far he’ll go once he finds out how nightmarish Varadha’s life has been since he left .
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hickey being both a master manipulator who manages to charm people even as they know exceedingly well how dangerous and untrustworthy he is AND a man who cannot plan long-term to save his life and gets constantly screwed over by his own lack of foresight is something so special to me
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yayyy join the georgie train!!! - george and osc anon from the other day
did u know george and i grew up 20 minutes away from each other.. soul connection
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An early birthday present for @spacegoathours
Callie's birthday not. The goat's.
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