ah ha ha no girl don't use Vampirism, Religion, and/or Cannibalism as a metaphor for all consuming love and obsession you're so sexy ah ha
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modern dating is embarrassing i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he’s the local hot priest who will question god because of me)
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Midnight Mass
Book IV: Lamentations
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“you are a gift from god, you are my gift. he sent you to me.” while he bruises my cervix >>
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"use deception. lie. leave out important information. establish front groups. promise to fulfill their dreams. diminish doubting by separating your new recruits from each other and surround them with happy, true believers, so when in doubt they will do what everyone else around them is doing. surround them with unconditional love and attention. find their weak spot. use this information to control them."
mind control made easy, carey burtt
NATSCATORRCIO'S 3.5K CELEBRATION
for @craintheodora
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Cried my eyes out over midnight mass but the concept is so funny if I think about it. Priest saw a nosferatu vampire and went "omg an angel... I'm bringing it home" and then the horrors
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This is living in my head rent free
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“You felt hungry, painfully hungry.”
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"Sparrows... In the Bible it says, "The sparrow will not fall to the ground, not even a sparrow, without God knowing." He feels every death."
One of the best scenes in the show-- like what?? A waterfall?-- thats so powerful???
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Finally drew certified (mentally) old man
It's my holy mission to give characters cozy sweaters
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