when i told you that the box of donuts every morning for breakfast was too much you kept on insisting and even making sure i ate a big breakfast burrito to go with it. i couldn’t say no to my boss of course, i wouldn’t want to disappoint you. so i try to eat everything you get me but my pencil skirt is getting so tight these days and i find myself craving sugary snacks throughout the work day. did the cleaners shrink my skirt? i couldn’t have gained that much weight since starting as your secretary, right ?